fun fact: when I was a teen and my mom found out I was listening to a band called ninja sex party she got REAL mad and kept referring to them as "dirty dan and the ninja"
my stupid 2 am impulse purchase of getting a pregnancy pillow turned out to be smart actually. highly recommend. pair with a weighted blanket and you will nap so hard you could be declared legally dead
wow. dream daddy came out a year ago today. I wish I had something cool and articulate to say beyond the biggest, most heartfelt thank you: to the team, the grumps, all you dads out there. every day I am deeply grateful that we got to do this.
made another BLM flyer-- this time with resources to educate and donate. files here, feel free to edit and share as you see fit. QRs work on colored paper as well!
as an art director I do not give a flying fuck if you went to or graduated from a big name art school. literally all I care about is if you can do the work, if you answer emails on time, and if you're not an asshole. that's it.
*at dunkin donuts, silence*
child: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
child, immediately: SORRY, sorry everybody, I just really wanted to see if I could do that and I can so, sorry
my selfies get 1000% more engagement than anything else I post so this thirst trap is brought to you by
@leightonnight
w/ me and
@bwecht
, which is good and you should listen to. buy tix for our next live show with special guest
@erikaishii
on march 23 at !
can't wait for taco bell to eventually streamline the menu so hard that there are only two items on the menu: taco and Bell (they hit you over the head with a dumbbell. it's $20)
one of the few things on the internet that consistently makes me laugh hysterically is the reddit tifu by 'pretending to not know what a potato is' post
my gdc talk about being terminally online, struggling with mental health in the wake of dream daddy, and analyzing why internet culture is like this is on youtube now!
got new clothes and truly, a faux fur coat over the shoulders just SCREAMS "oh nooo~ my husband just died under mysterious circumstances leaving me the sole heir of his fortune~" and I'm FEELIN it
FUCKIN GETTEMMMMM. please watch this stream. bless the angelenos calling in, bless the white folks yielding their time to black callers, bless em for tearing these pigs to shreds. "happy tuesday"
been getting catcalled a bunch recently and every time it happens I just wish I could morph into an eldritch abomination and gurgle black sludge onto the ground while screeching in an ungodly tone, y'know