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Pitchfork writer: It cannot be overstated how necessary this message is in our cultural moment.
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ASMR Soothing Goblin Gives You A Tour Of The Caves And Treasures
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my understanding of Kingdom Hearts is it’s a 9 minute long cutscene of Lightning McQueen saying something like “Jesus wept on the cross, Sora. Are you prepared to suffer for your friends as he did?”
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jaden smith: ...which is just one of many reasons elon is a visionary and-
space ghost: what kind of "icon" do you use on your instant messaging account?
jaden smith: excuse me
space ghost: mine is a picture of me drinking a cocktail.
zorak: cocktails are for pussies
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before you speak on how “poggers” communism is, you should know that my father, a decent and innocent man, was cruelly robbed of his Gladiatorial Slave Fight Pit by Fidel Castro and was forced to relocate his operation to the basement of a strip club in Miami. Shameful
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you are doomguy’s transgender child. you come out to him just as he is pulling the jaw off of a revenant. he turns to you and gives you a thumbs up. you know he is proud of you as he punches directly through the revenant’s chest
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wild how ICE is essentially a secret police organization with deeply fascist goals and methods and nobody except those effected by those methods seems to mind
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imagine if gym classes weren’t so awful. no weird gender stuff going on, no weird disciplinary stuff going on, teachers helping kids get exercise in a way that works for them
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insanely progressive cool guy voice: i actually hate looking at a video game girl ass , as it reminds me of all the bullsh*t women go thru ... sorry for swearing i just get so upset abt this kinda of thing ...
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i was raised to believe that successful people are smarter than me and now that we have twitter I don’t ever have to believe that ever again
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Yurio is the most accurate 15 year old I’ve ever seen all he does is wear terrible outfits and call people “bitch”
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New Vegas is a game about a bunch of brilliant egomaniacs on the verge of shaping a corner of the world in their image who are forced to bend to the whims of some fucking guy who got shot in the head
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All right listen up private, I don't have time to babysit your candy-ass so I'm gonna keep it real fuckin' simple for you, understand? You new recruits aren't worth the shit of my ass. Welcome to the war machine you filthy pig. Press C to crouch.
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Arrakis... Desert planet... The Big Apple... Paul recalled the ancient Bene Gesserit idiom... “I am walking, here.” He sensed truth in it.
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witcher npc: *spits on ground* oiyouaFacken Witcha ey? whoiy dountcha kill me foive ratses an i'le give ye my spittin bucket
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all the lesbians in the house lemme hear u awkwardly say “i like your hair” to the girl next to you !!!!!!!!!
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maybe we need to talk a little bit less about gamer girl feet and a little bit more about gamer girl’s feats
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hi everyone, it’s Jeff from the Overwatch team. Now we all know that on Payload maps there are only 2 positions to play: attack and defense
But one thing there isn’t two of, is genders
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me: “So there’s ‘dolls.’ But also, there are ‘witches.’ And ‘angels.’ And basically it’s a pretend game they do. but sex is often also involved.”
The guy from “Yakuza” game: “hmm. It seems like they are doing whatever it it takes. And they want to get very Strong.”
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torbjorn: its a dangerous job, and as your father i will always be worried about you, but i am so glad to see you feel inspired to help those in need and fight the good fight
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whats one of ur favorite locations in a video game. just a place you love to hang out. for me its probably Markarth or Whiterun
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bro you just posted cringe im so proud of you its hard being vulnerable online and risking ridicule !
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i have this theory that all Silicon Valley type inventors are seeking to live entirely as adult babies
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ngl if you took 15 yr old me aside and said “Tyler the creator is gonna make scented candles in 2019” id tell you to fuck right off
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build like a monster factory character looking dude. Looks like a fucking Dishonored npc
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