@jzux
One time when I was a kid my tooth fell out while I was eating a gummy bear, and I didn’t notice, and swallowed the whole gummy bear with the tooth. Then I noticed the blood, and thought the gummy bear bled when I ate it and screamed
Should I just start posting screenshots of onlyfans subscribers who do chargebacks? I feel like if you’re stealing from me I have a right to share your username so others can be aware
@_celia_bedelia_
The trans bathroom discourse is making me realize terfs do some weird shit in public restrooms. *They’re* the only ones I’m uncomfortable being in a bathroom with, not trans women😂
@sweetanita
1. Knowing your partner enjoys something
2. Knowing it would hurt him to ruin that thing for him
3. Recording yourself ruining that thing for him and him being hurt
4. Posting it online for others to see and judge him
the basis of this ‘prank’ is humiliating your partner
Begging photographers to not immediately start acting like idiots the minute they realize I have videos on Pornhub 😭 I’m over here just cancelling shoots left and right because y’all don’t know how to behave. I’m not here to pet your egos or fuck youuuu
I just discovered that when I get super socially anxious, if I just put on sunglasses it automatically makes me feel 80% better. Can someone who understand how brains work tell me why this happens
Do i have any femme mutuals who I can DM some photos of my hair to, so you can help me figure out what to do with it 😭☠️ I’m growing it out and I love the length but it’s a little feral-looking, not in a cute way, and it’s making me self-conscious. Maybe I need a wolf cut?
If you were thinking to yourself ‘why doesn’t Olive do a lot of xxx collabs with male performers’ you got your answer this week 😰 i am extremely PICKY for a reason. Be safe out there y’all.
I just got off the phone with one of my best friends who is a sex therapist, and we talked about the importance of porn in society and how one sign of a thriving society is how they treat their sexual health providers, which includes sex workers.
It’s been 6 years, now. Feels like yesterday. Love you mamma. ❤️🩹 she held me when I came into the world and I held her when she left it, and after everything, I feel like that’s pretty damn lucky we got to be there for each other like that.
One time I did a modeling tour across the US with this absolutely *incredible* model. she was shooting on average four times a day, every day, and she was so burned out her toenails and hair started falling out and she got an autoimmune disease from exhaustion.
If you’re a photographer, one of the worst ways to approach me as a model is ‘I saw you do porn so I’m going to message you completely unprofessionally because I have a weird need to make you think I’m ‘cool’ so I’m going to totally disregard typical professional etiquette’
Being good at shooting your own solo content is a combination of a lot of practice, a lot of flexibility, patience, multitasking, creativity, luck, and worshipping the proper combination dieties/demons of technology and sex
“Porn is inherently exploitative” yeah but have you ever worked in a call center where people call you when they have problems with their internet bill? Because I have and that shit is dark lol
On my 28th birthday I went to the arctic by myself for and dog sledded across the island with a guide and stayed in little cabins with no electricity for a week. I can’t wait to go again, here are some videos I found from the experience.
I just convinced an entire house of porn performers to get all dressed up in costumes and go outside into the forest and chop wood with me. So yeah. It’s a good day
In celebration of my birthday, here’s a photos from 10 years ago and a photo from the last week or two 🥹 before: starving New York artist, had some iffy ideas about how to do my eyebrow makeup, very angsty. now: not starving, no makeup in brows, still very angsty.
You’re in her DMs, I’m standing on the roof of her house in point pleasant, West Virginia, beaming my giant glowing red eyes directly into her bedroom window before launching myself into space and becoming local folklore. We are not the same.
Me, 22 years old, dressed as a mime (I think?) at my home in Portland Oregon with my roommate’s chickens and some mannequin legs, looking *absolutely deranged* 😂 by Myles Katherine
Just got off a 2 hour call with an indie film director, and I am almost crying from happiness at a film I just got cast in this summer, I’m so excited to share more with y’all when I am allowed to 😭😭😭
In a very funny turn of events, I’m staying in one of the most highly documented haunted houses in the US by myself tonight, instead of with a group 😅 this is fine I’m fine
Just a reminder that it’s totally fine if you aren’t good at everything you do, and if you expect to be able to control the outcome of everything you do, and then punish yourself when you don’t live up to that outcome, you’re just going to burn yourself out. Give yourself grace.
I’m 34, here’s a recent photo of me where I am fully dressed (rare) and a tomato that I got from the farmer’s market that’s as big as my head
30+, retweet with a pic!
TW: cancer
I just booked my first cancer screening which is HUGE hurdle for me, because my mother, father, aunt, 2 grandmothers and 2 grandfathers all died of cancer and I’m *terrified* of getting tested. Would someone please tell me they’re proud of me that’d be super cool. 😭
It’s so disappointing when people choose a cheap shot at a hookup instead of a working collaborative friendship that could open doors and make life more beautiful tbh
the idea that operating a small business is ‘easy’ just because it’s sex-based and you receive pleasure from it, is such a tired argument. Sex work is work.
I’m headed to a recording studio to record a song for this movie i’m in 😅 wish me luck, this will be my first time in a recording studio as a vocalist as an adult
Just had something happen that normally would have triggered my ptsd or at least give me bad anxiety, and instead I was totally fine! Nothing scary happened in my brain! Woo! that feels like a milestone in my healing process 🥲
I don’t make my job a secret. I’m even happy to talk about it. But i don’t care how amazing you are as an artist, if you think it means we’re going to be fucking, there’s no way I’m allowing weird opportunistic energy into my space or around my body ✌️
Here’s your weekly farmer’s market update that no one has ever asked for but I always make anyway!!! This week the new item that I tried was golden dragon fruit. It gets a solid 10/10. Very yummy.
take time to recover when you’re burned out your body *will* fall apart, so please for the love of god take breaks. Porn/modeling are not worth destroying yourself over. Take breathers, eat before scenes, drink water, don’t push yourself so hard you break. You only have one body.
I work from a place of efficiency and sustainability, because I want to be in this industry for a long time.
I recognize that might not LOOK as flashy but I promise you, slow and steady is much better for your mental and physical health than burning out and disappearing.
It’s official, I’m going to slowly start moving my home base to Tumblr. What’s my username you ask? I would NEVER break an important Twitter rule to tell you that!
…Anyway, totally unrelated, isn’t ‘oliveglassxo’ such a cute nickname??
Just a reminder that when I’m out and about, I am NOT dressing for the male gaze. I am dressing to feel like an early 1800s widow who is also a selkie and a fairy and sometimes a ghost who wears gallons of lace and wanders the Scottish moores talking to toads and eating flowers
@wilplatypus
This is absolutely an affluent suburb of some midwestern city and NOT a typical school lmao let’s be serious for a moment. Most American schools don’t have planetariums
Who else grew up in a food-insecure household and now as an adult you get a rush of excitement every time you fill your fridge with groceries 🥰 it’s like a rush of warmth and happiness every time
I just applied to stay in a once-in-a-lifetime air-Bnb that’s located in the clock tower of the Musée d’Orsay. I think the chances of me being chosen are next to none 😜 but keep your fingers crossed for me because I think I would perish from happiness lol
Calcifer, you’re being so obedient! He’s a fan favorite at the vet’s office 😂 he’s about 3 months old, no chip, and is on his way to being vaxxed and getting some blood work!
I made a new corset this week and during the first try-on video I realized there was a little flaw- I added a giant pussy made of rope 😂 please enjoy this screen grab of me *absolutely losing it* crying from laughing so hard at my ropussy (rope pussy)
People are always like ‘porn performers can’t possibly be shy, they shoot PORN’ and yet we are some of the most deeply introverted and shy lil babies I’ve ever known
I’m taking Calcifer to the vet! I’ll find out if he has a chip and lost his owner and if he’s healthy 🥰 things are moving along for this little mystery bengal kitten
It’s paper-making day! I collect my organic paper egg cartons and reuse them by turning them into paper canvases! This was about 6 months worth of egg cartons. This video shows how I make a large canvas, and after it dries I’ll show you the final result
This Twitter is all about my kitty overlords, now. Look how cute they are, complete opposites 🌞 🌙
Calcifer is most likely joining me and shiva ☺️ however, we still need to get his blood work done and he hasn’t yet been introduced to the boss (Shiva). Fingers crossed!
Just blocked someone who’s been following me for a long time, and I always have a fun online connection with, because they made a joke about me getting murdered. That really fucking sucks. don’t do this to anyone, especially femme sex workers.