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omg the covenant???
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if you wanna date me you're gonna have to play every Halo game in chronological order
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me when he's 7 ft tall, autistic, and one of the most decorated spartans in the UNSC
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master chief after giving a marine a plasma pistol with 5% ammo for his rocket launcher
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i was not meant for a 9-5 i was meant to be kidnapped at a young age and conscripted to be part of the spartan-II program where i'd be trained and augmented to eventually fight the covenant fleet 😔
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if i won the lottery i wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs
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this is weird energy to me. if your solution to ppl being outed as predators is to not engage alone with any women, you sound like you can't control yourself around women.
icing out 50% of the population bc you're afraid you'll get in a scandal? good ppl don't get in scandals
“I’m never alone in a room with another woman”
Ninja spoke on his relationship and why he never DMs anyone outside of “his boys”
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man i hate one flag
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dating is cool, but what if we moved into a house together, put our pc setups next to each other and played through the entire halo campaign?
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i finished season 2 of the halo series on paramount+ and ima be realllllll w you...
i have the exact same issues as i did w the last season. the dissonance between what props & costumes did compared to what got written in the script is mind-boggling. who is this show for?
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343 i BEG OF YOU PLEASE LET US BUY WHAT WE WANT WITH OUT A BUNDLE, i literally do not want anything else in this 2400 credit bundle. you lost money i would've spent
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serious question: why's everyone so horny about red v blue?
(i've literally played this game competitively since h2)
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marry someone who says:
- i love you
- i'm proud of you
- i'm grateful for you
- he's one shot top mid
- sniper rifle on my x
- they're spawning C
- i'll grab flag
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no audio on the clip so I put Sonic the Hedgehog 2 sounds instead
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me absolutely ruining the competitive integrity of my ranked lobby by extracting in the worst place possible
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If Disneyland is the “happiest” place on Earth, where do you think is the “saddest” place on earth?
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did it hurt? when you chased the 1-shot callout and died to them??
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Hulk Hogan's first reaction to the Halo 2 soundtrack in 2004, he had to run it back 3 times
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halo's really fun when you don't have a motherfucker in your ear telling you how bad it is
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don't worry everyone, i'm fixing the halo infinite servers gimme a sec
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🚨HUGE halo infinite season 6 leak ahead of the community livestream today!!!🚨
Tomorrow, in our first Community Livestream of the year, we’ll share what’s next for
#HaloInfinite
and reveal the
@HCS
2024 roadmap.
🕚️ January 19 @ 11am PT
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🔴
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this man can do what he wants w his life and his relationship, but this fear that all women are succubi and you're a good noodle by resisting the siren's call makes you look really goofy. learn to befriend people as humans and not as objects of sin
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i still strongly believe everyone that likes sci fi should play this trilogy, especially for 9 doubloons. i fell in love w these characters and this universe and i need yall to as well
also thane krios could bend m-
nvm
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i think the 2 funniest things about this debacle:
1) this was all in the name of "supporting women", yet i've hardly seen any women in the community supporting her stance
2) all of the men in support of her stance are literally the reason the safe space exists in the 1st place
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YALL THEY FIRED ME 😭😭😭
after a lot of behind the scenes convos and vouches from the homies, i can finally do this 😌
@Spacestation
excited for the opportunity!
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the other side of the board
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i grew up on these streets
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i'm confident that everyone's problems would be solved if they just owned a 24 Volt Microsoft Halo Warthog Ride On with Laser Tag Blaster and Vest Included
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my spartan and me 🩷💜
quote rt with a pic of you and your spartan
My Spartan and Me 🌟🌼
Quote rt with a pic of you and your Spartan
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"you better not be a stupid ass looking halo 3 rat when i get there"
me:
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i can tell there's a lot of care in some portions of this show. once again, the writing isn't one of them. uninspired subplots, weak dialogue, zero character development. the show hardly reads as even being good sci fi. if it was, it reads closer to mass effect than halo
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what my man sees before bedtime. no t-shirts and shorts, sorry.
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To the halo community, I deeply apologize for the recent allegations. I was bored one day and wanted to see what having a phat azz was like, I am not a cheater. I have competed in many events and have a good rep in the community. My bad if I offended anyone who knows me
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everyone: you get 5 ms?? the game must feel so good to play
the game:
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tj taking a break from scrims
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@The_Nexus_Team
y'all can have the option if you want but the ability to change the color of UI elements like friendly and enemy team was one of the best accessibility options the game has ever had
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it's 2004 and you're sitting inches from the tv screen as you turn on your xbox to play halo 2
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i made some of you upset w my halo 3 opinions yesterday, so i'ma go deeper into my feelings
here's my halo multiplayer tier list✨
(i'm speaking in a vacuum, everything working correctly, mechanics only. idc about how much you liked how lvl 50 looked or how the sniper sounds)
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gorl shut up no you didn't lol
The boys and I just got banned on Halo Infinite for bagging?? WTF?!?
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honestly a good place for grappleshot spawn
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physically im at the beach, mentally im losing a strongholds match on interference
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after a lot of behind the scenes convos and vouches from the homies, i can finally do this 😌
@Spacestation
excited for the opportunity!
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