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New
@KILLERANTZ
single “Bruce” is out today. Check it out wherever you stream music 🔪🐜
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DID YALL KNOW THE UCF-TEMPLE GAME IS GONNA BE PLAYED IN SPACE!?!?!?!?!
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Just your average neighborhood Arby’s Urgent Care center
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Can we just take a moment to appreciate the NCAA 06 soundtrack? I felt so seen as a 15 year old Guided By Voices/College Football fan
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@edsbs
I’ll see your Sam Houston State and raise you Winston Salem State having a NASCAR track around the field.
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Have just received confirmation he listens to
@ShutdownFullcas
. He is the Uncle that was promised.
There’s a contestant on
@Jeopardy
tonight from my hometown! He’s crushing it and this mustache looks phenomenal. So proud
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:whispers: neither of these guys is coaching in that game
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Showerkraut
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Everyone is gonna make jokes about the Fullcast sound quality today but y’all have no idea how badass I am. Maybe someday I’ll release a raw clip.
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I think Georgia is better than Alabama and I am right and there is no proof to the contrary. See, you can just say anything now. This rules.
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Oh Dabo you absolute piece of shit.
Dabo Swinney asked if Clemson has sports psychologists for situations like these.
"We got 'em ... He’s probably on suicide watch right now."
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Me when someone tweets “The Fullcast audio quality is so bad lol”
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Probably my favorite picture of the
@SplitZoneDuo
crew
Concert goers at Ozzfest in 2001 witnessed an incredible lineup of bands. The U.S. lineup that year included Black Sabbath, Slipknot, Black Label Society, and Taproot, who shared the stage with Mudvayne, Drowning Pool, and Marilyn Manson.
Ozzfest is an annual festival tour that
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When
@JasonKirk_fyi
asks you to be his assistant pastor you don’t ask questions you just spread the niche gospel of
@ShutdownFullcas
to a sold out audience that helped raise over $50k for
@TrevorProject
. Humbled and moved by what happened this weekend.
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🚨LIFE UPDATE🚨
Today is my final day at
@Learfield
It’s been a tremendous ride! Can’t believe it’s been a decade since I first stepped into the lobby as a college student trying to get his first gig in the industry. I can’t have asked for a better team along the way!
🧵
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Dedicated
@ShutdownFullcas
readers. He came back this morning and fixed the fence.
@StephenHartzell
and his infamous neighbor are taking all the wood. Plumber will be here today to address the gurgle issues. See y’all in ATL on Friday.
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Played golf today. Broke 90 for the first time ever.
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Ok if Clemson wins we must all applaud Tyler from Spartanburg for one of the greatest reverse KOD’s of all time.
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ITS A GARDENING PODCAST ABOUT FOOTBALL, AND REALLY, A LIFESTYLE PODCAST
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I had my first ever birdie today, on my birthday. I am a level of juiced right now that no one could possibly understand. I shotgunned a beer for the first time in like 10 years, things are getting weird.
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Fuck all my problems and responsibilities!
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:sigh: the gurgle is back 😞
Extra update: plumber fixed the gurgle. Follow
@HitdPod
and subscribe to hear me tell the story in full on next week’s show.
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Losing to Duke Losing to
directional
Charleston
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A reminder that Clapton is a prick and your dad’s friend Rick is probably better at guitar than he is.
The birth of Rock against Racism and the Anti-Nazi League – a 🧵
Eric Clapton performs drunk at the Birmingham Odeon - 5 August 1976
He singled out ‘fucking wogs’ and ‘fucking pakis ‘ - “I don’t want you here, in the room or in my country,” Clapton declared.
#Defiance
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I remember when I was 14 they announced the “Elitist” Nick Valensi Riviera. I was thrilled and utterly depressed. It was instantly my dream guitar, but too expensive to ever dream of my dad being able to afford it. 20 years later, new guitar day. Sometimes, folks, it works out.
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That moment when you're cleaning your house for family to come over for Christmas and you realize your office is a pawn shop.
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Sadly lost my Papaw last night. He made sure Dale Sr was my driver, inspired my love of DIY projects, took me to my first baseball game, and he introduced me to the joy of listening to George Jones in a truck with the windows down. Everyone called him Sarge, he was my buddy.
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A very special anniversary gift 🪩🔮👽
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Trick question, this is an actual photo of the Arkansas department in Heaven.
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Charlotte airport is the worst place on earth.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
devastated. heartbroken. In so much disbelief rn, I wish my leg broke earlier in the season so y’all could see this team is much more than the quarterback. I thought results matter. 13-0 and this roster matches up across any team in those top 4 rankings. I am so sorry. Go Noles!
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Zero trick or treaters this year, FOOLS.
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This. Here for anyone else who’s having a hard time today.
If this is your first one of these days in the No Mom Club, welcome. Unless something goes terribly wrong, all of us will be in this club someday. We don't have a pool table or a gym, but we do have one another. DMs are open.
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0 playoff/BCS appearances
0 P5 Conference title game appearances
0 P5 conference championships
Lane Kiffin makes $9 million a year. Y’all need a Tyler from Hattiesburg something fierce
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I wanna put this out there now.
@StephenHartzell
don’t want this smoke but he challenged me. When EACFB 25 drops I’m gonna put the matchup on live so everyone can watch Hartzell rage quit. This is the prequel to
@InTheBleachers
being right about Hatteras. July 2024 we comin.
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Is having 4 field goal attempts and 0 points God’s name, image, and likeness?
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Bama:
Literally Tuscaloosa:
Dabo: “I’m a Clemson MAN deddy!”
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A tradition unlike any other.
Remember to leave out milk & cookies for Terry tonight
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Couple hours left. How’s your Tahoe?
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There’s a contestant on
@Jeopardy
tonight from my hometown! He’s crushing it and this mustache looks phenomenal. So proud
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We used to spend WEEKS with a Phil Steele mag naming rosters before roster share. If players don’t wanna take the $600 and a free copy (which obvs they have every right) they’re still gonna get edited into the game by users for no money at all.
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“What’s better than this? Guys being dudes.”
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Audio cut off during
@ShutdownFullcas
Twitter Spaces for a second then some wolf howled in a commercial on my TV playing in the background and I really just assumed it was part of the show, kinda bummed that was something only I got to experience. K goodnight.
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We’re leaving the tip in the Jess jar, but let me be clear…
Rory Gilmore is one of the most reprehensible characters in the history of television and deserves to be alone.
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Extra update: plumber fixed the gurgle. Follow
@HitdPod
and subscribe to hear me tell the story in full on next week’s show.
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Lady in front of us at the movies is literally saying “nom nom nom” while eating popcorn. I am terrified.
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These kids rule
I’m not upset at the kids. I’m upset at the parents and coaches who encourage this BS and allow it
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Playing my first gig in 8 years tonight. Crippling stage fright fully engaged.
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Editing the Fullcast when all of a sudden one of the audio tracks is like…
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Yo did Mario Cristobal just do the same thing in this game that he did in that Arizona State game?
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Just a phenomenal self own by Jack here.
Jason, you’re always the first to get behind your keyboard and spout off with this stupid shit. In “my small town” you just walk up to the guy and be a man to his face if you want the smoke… not tweet it at him…. Tough guy.
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Y’all next year we get to lose to Cal!
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I am crying but I also wanna point out that this is a phenomenal snare sound.
X&Y was a near daily play for me in High School much like NCAA.
I told
@JasonKirk_fyi
in my replies a few hours ago that the college football trailer should have been soundtracked by "Fix You" because of how much emotion we all have and a follower (
@adam_la2karis
) made one up and by god it broke me. We are all home. We all made it.
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He’s at it again.
My wife and my mom are gonna kill me because my flight boards in 2 hours and I'm just hanging around.
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Y’all. I wrote a song about Bruce Springsteen, my best friends when I was growing up, and getting all blue collar about it.
🚨NEW SINGLE🚨
3/29/24
“Bruce” is out on all streaming platforms THIS FRIDAY!
🔗 in bio to pre save on Spotify!
🔪 🐜
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First annual Christmas tradition of rewatching the seven fishes episode of The Bear starts now
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Hey man, get your damn hands off my hat.
'LET THE COACH AND GM PICK' 🏈: Surveillance footage captured the moment
@Panthers
owner David Tepper walked into a Charlotte restaurant after a sign was put up prior to the NFL Draft.
Full story:
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This was me at The Grady Cole Center in ‘04 for The Strokes. Bless it, I love music.
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I remember the night Obama was elected in ‘08 I was with a buddy who said “White America is really gonna show it’s ass now, we ain’t seen shit compared to what y’all are gonna do now.” They ain’t gonna stop with Roe, this isn’t the beginning or the end.
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My man hit ol boy in the back of the head/neck with the crown of his helmet. Player safety doesn’t matter when the game is on the line?
That may be the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen all season and I actually watched the Clemson offense all year.
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Sitting up at midnight following one of the 2 greatest production disasters I’ve ever been responsible for. I never thought I’d get got like when my radio crew at UGA had to call an entire baseball game at Mercer from a cell phone.
@ShutdownFullcas
haint said “hold my beer.”
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