Szeth Zheth
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the fact that I, as a yale student, have future war criminals among my friends and acquaintances… 🤤💘❤️🔥🥰😳💗🫣💞💝🎧🥂
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@sahar_tartak
for the record: the boombox people were not yale students, they were protestors who came from elsewhere in Connecticut. i watched the yale organizers ask them to stop.
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@arne__ness
epub goated. smallest file size by far. downloads to apple books app. fast clean efficient.
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@sh_wnee
when our only interactions with the Big And Scary World Out There and All Its Moving People And Parts is buying things, the only time we feel we affect that world is buying, choosing, picking "best" products,
the pleasures of agency are associated with meaningless choices.
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what the fuck is an “english pset” and how (why) did we get here
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watched all the instagram stories and was honestly very proud of so many people. good job everyone. especially all the situationshupi hookup situations that were promoted into relationships. saw a bunch of those and wow. good job.
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I want there to b a campus culture where people read the creative writing that gets printed and talks about it.
I loved reading the wallace prize winners and the lit magazine and always love the herald and it would be great to see people excited about them and talking
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literally who are all the people on campus right now. it feels like a brand new cast just moved in
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my weakest trait is that when someone says “we should get a meal together sometime!” I actually believe that they want to
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DEAR EVERY FIRST YEAR: YOU SHOULD REALLY TAKE THE FIRST YEAR SEMINAR SCIENCE CREDITS
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Brick Oven Pizza
😍SUNDAY SPECIAL😍
(we kiss you when you walk in)
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DONT write a ten page essay in your notes app assuming you'll never hit ten pages. I just put it on docs and it is 23. and I have like. a very critical page left.
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I want you to like my tweets because we are friends not because they are funny.
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two battling big groups on cross campus and i’m in the one with modelos and nicotine addicts. the other group has way more blankets and is studying so peacefully. sometimes it’s so clear where i’m going wrong… one of them is reading paradise lost…
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last semester at sunset every evening I would look down and see in the long shadow of myself all that I have done (fucked your dad, fucked your mom) and all that I wished to do (have them both at the same time). now, there is nothing to look forward to.
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back in middle school I played so much bloons tower defense that sometimes at night when I closed my eyes to go to sleep I would see them. the balloons and the monkeys. vision and reason are such great gifts.
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UNIVERSITY PHOTOGRAPGER SPOTTED ON CROSS CAMPUS RUN
IF YOU WOULD LOOK GOOD AS DIVERSITY FOR AN ADMISSIONS PAMPHLET RUN GET OUT
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the first years sitting on the steps of the schwartzmann center look very cute and brochure and fun but
how do I tell them not do do that because it is what schwarzmann would have wanted.
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in a given month I will collect maybe 5, 6 introvert friends. I become their whole life but they mean almost nothing to me.
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sometimes when I see a flop tweet I click your profile and only like it if I follow you (ingroup bias)
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it’s actually fine I slept only 3 hours tonight, because last night I slept 13. and that averages in a very very friendly and nice way.
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ohhh really??? yeah that’s super cool but like I already knew that. I know everything about u lol. yeah I already knew that.
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just saw someone with both a tiny backpack and a tote bag for everything that didn’t fit in the tiny backpack
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before tests I get very happy and excited and start double texting and giving money away and smiling and doing as much for other people as physically possible and it’s a good strategy (to make up for how I feel after the test)
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kids in the humaniteis will read something too hard and say in seminar that "actually, i think the point is that we can't understand. we're not supposed to 'get it.' density can be a device."
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I was unironically just paid 85 dollars to stand on a street corner and give away $900 over the course of 40 minutes
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currently doing the most for hide and seek. hope no one snitches (i’m on a roof)
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flipping a coin to decide whether my adverb will be “ontologically” “epistemologically” or “logically”
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no, I would prefer not to label our relationship. have you read any barthes?
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NEW GAME ALERT:
shane follows up with every single person who says “let’s get a meal”
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@Gingerhazing
just because no one is saying it it’s progavly a handle 🤩 old people need them 🛐
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fgli experience is traveling with my Big Coat which has Big Enough pockets to carry everything I own (can’t check bags)
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gotta start wearing my Yale & You shirt everywhere so everyone knows i’m only cosplaying as wealthy
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the ideal social group at yale is 5-7 neurotic nerds who are obsessed with themselves and one-upping eachother.
I keep finding pockets of them but they are all too established and codependent, they do not need me. need to find one as it is being developed
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THINGS TO BE ADDICTED TO INSTEAD OF WEED:
- decongestant nasal sprays
- giving your child robitussin every night because it “helps him sleep”
- the rustle of language
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in eleventh grade I had a small breakdown about peanut butter where I cried. I thought it was mid and that everyone was lying about loving it. I saw this as an allegory for all of life and thought that everyone was deluding themselves about love always.
but the love was real.
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some advice:
for the last three meals in a row I have just agreed with everything they said and my social life has never been better. people love me now like they never have before and don’t even notice that I am just agreeing with them.
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here's an accountability thread for me. im not stressed because i have more than enough time to do these things, along with pack my house, before may 10 when i leave.
- 10 page paper: 0/10
- 15 page paper: 1/15
okay here’s another Joehoru accountability thread Vine Boom Sound Effect K*LL ME NOW!!!!!!! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
- 10 page paper: 0/10
- 15 page paper: 2/15
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funnest thing I did today was rush to show up two minutes late to lecture and then leave as soon as she started speaking
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such a missed opportunity. i’m never saying no to a bible study again that sounds great
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I have never evacuate for a silliman fire alarm and I never will. if there was a real fire I would probably just tweet about it.
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slammed into ROTC kid on the way into haas family arts library
I said sorry but was I?
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me eating lentils and rice and listening to music: “Aw Man. You Really Can’t Upgrade This Experience”
me realizing I can turn off the music and read my book: “Oh My God You Can…. Fuck Yeahhhh”
me realizing I can tweet about it before I do it: “Yessssss”
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visited harvard, said the campus was “nice,” handsome dan appeared and tore my throat out and grinned (panting) over my dead body
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people have been asking if my tweets are "ironic." they're not. the only "irony" in my life is seeing god's love wasted on non-believers
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I love dreaming SO MUCH. had so much fun fishing in my dream. along with so many other things. great views. great scenery. even made real friendships with people I don’t actually talk to in real life!
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the fact that we don’t have yale shitposters is why this is such a weak punk idiot university. 19.4k followers.
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at the breakfast table tweeting and nodding saying “banger” instead of talking to any of my friends
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today I learned that beer doesn't sting you when it's sprayed in your eyes but grapefruit juice does. oh and also more about how to live a good and kind life
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hey all! your subtweets have been too specific lately and i’m having difficulty projecting myself into your life.
be a little more vague!!! so I can read them like they’re about me.
best,
seth
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bulldog bash? parties? you think parties are fun? you don’t know the first thing about fun. listen. feats of balance. feats of coordination and strength. that’s the real deal. thats what’s actually ‘it.’ that’s where it’s at.
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vibe is insane in drugs, brain, and behavior. room is so incredibly packed and she's playing the weeknd on bass boosted speakers.
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ive thought the word "spunchbob" like 20 times in the last ten minutes. sitting alone in the silliman dining hall.
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we need to repurpose childhood. no more “let kids have fun.” no more “ignorance and bliss.”
the purpose of childhood is to get good enough at something to be able to live for it and devote yourself to it.
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I keep getting confused by suggested tweets where the comments are supposed to be
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tip:
study with someone you hate so you have to focus. this really works guys.
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no, I dont have a summer internship or any 'career goals' really. I actually have a very good relationship with my father
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haven’t actually finished a book in years. I just read the first and last chapters, shmoop it, and then look at 2~3 jstor articles
takes like a quarter of the time and you get a MUCH better analysis.
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my sister is doing research on how long she can take fun classes without anyone finding out she isn’t on track to graduate uc b*rkeley. she says she doesn’t need “that part” (talking about graduating)
#endfinancialaid
#stoplettingthemgo
to school for free
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this feels important:
we don't have a synonym for "ignorance" that isn't negatively connotated.
and the word ignorance, with "ignore," makes it sound intentional.
but not-knowing is one of the main human traits. and sometimes its our fault but for most people i don't think it is
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met with my ta to discuss potential essay TOPICS and she already said that I can drop the first essay……. this is not a good start
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if you put the metrosexual sociopath mirror on the ceiling above your bed the guy in the ceiling coralines you
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reflecting on today and realizing I wore the worst outfit out of my whole year so far (rivaled by last thursday) to go up and speak in front of my 150 person lecture hall.
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there are flocks of white people at this university who only do their personality around other white people
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awake before 1pm on a weekend what the fuck am I supposed to do with this time???? this has literally never happened what are you supposed to do if you’re awake before brunch???
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just made my first mean twitter reply I hope it starts an argument 🤑🤑🤑
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if you look very carefully you can see the point in each semester where I became unhappy and started rereading stuff from before college (a few from spring were for class but everything else actively hurt my schoolwork)
is it worth it to post my year in books if it reveals me as deeply, deeply, deeply uncool
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ant in the car and it’s like “sorry king.” I could not take you home if I tried. I don’t know where you’re from.
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econ is lame because when it is easy it’s too boring to pay attention to and when it is hard it’s even more boring (also it’s boring)
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annette just called me the smartest person in the hopper dining hall.
won't be disclosing why but it happened.
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you guys are getting so drunk you forget stuff??? literally how does that happen that is so concerning and so scary ….
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i’ve found a summer job! I get paid to strip the stickers and tape off of cardboard boxes. look at that pile of tape on the left! 7 hours flew by like nothing.
how are you employed, fellow anons?
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some recent highlights:
-“I don’t know”
-“money”
-“money”
-“I couldn’t see myself in MechE or ChemE so I had to do BioE” (i like that they thought there are no other majors)
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the “fraternity” of jesus’ flock is one “social club” you’ll never be rejected from
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sometimes when people are talking about tv or books or movies you can just pretend you’ve seen it too and they won’t even notice. been doing this for years.
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my home screen logo is still the bird: everything is as it should be, nothing will ever change, nobody will ever die.
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