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@talkSPORT
The bloke’s baby died a few months back and Mills is talking about making his life a misery? Jesus wept
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@FootballJOE
@JOE_co_uk
Virtue signalling bollocks, if they are that fussed they should pull out
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@LowerLeagueLook
@joemkd_
No it ain’t and you really shouldn’t need explaining what the difference is
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Players playing like they’ve had a 5ft6, 20 stone, gambling addict lifted off their back.
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Up the taking a gazillion away, suddenly buoyant after 2 wins in 3, Jimmy Dean’s bastard barmy army Iron!
Into these Robin Hood shagging, B Tec Juventus kit wearing, allocated seating cunts!
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8 years ago Dave Hilton was in prison for fraud.
Scunthorpe United were playing in League 1.
Today Hilton owns Scunthorpe United cos the league and fa don’t do proper checks.
Crazy.
Ten years ago Dorking Wanderers were playing in the Sussex County League Division One.
Hartlepool were playing in League One.
Today they play each other in a league match. Crazy.
#TheVanarama
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#HUFC
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Not arsed if we go down, didn’t have a club 10 days ago and last night there were 5,000 home fans at GP for the first time in 5+ years. If Hilton is as good as his word and the town backs the club we’ll get back in the league in time.
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Clubs on its arse, training moving 70 miles away and academy getting scrapped, we’ll be relegated to our lowest ever level.
Yet people say don’t moan? If I wanna moan whilst we’re at our lowest ever ebb I’ll fucking moan. If you don’t like it make use of block and mute.
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Scunny fans after 5 years of toil and 2 relegations on the trot:
“It will be good just to win some games”
Scunny fans after 7 home wins on the trot:
“Omg these are not the right type of wins”
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Nelson deserves a chance, he’s got something out of not a lot and a lot more than anyone else has managed.
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What Michelle Harness and Co have done for this club in a short space of time is nothing short of sensational.
Best news we’ve had since ever.
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FAO Grimsby: thanks for all the pity and that but you can go back to being cunts now.
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Just turn up Saturday.
Whatever happens we owe it to Michelle, the board, and everyone else who wouldn’t let the club die.
It’s a privilege to be complaining about a crucial defeat, thanks to them we can look forward to more 😀
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Anyone remember when Swann did that interview and he got dead pissed off at being compared to John Fenty?
“I’m not a John Fenty” etc
I fucking wish he was.
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If Tamworth are pissed now wait till they find out the undersoil heating wasn’t on.
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Up the absolutely massive, taking more than Grimsby did in 2010, time to set sail on hms piss the league Iron!
Into these principal centre of royal power of the Anglo-Saxon Kingdom of Mercia, Police Force Founding, Robin Reliant making, plaggy pitch, bastard, twat, cunts!
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Up the don’t boot us m’lud, it’s our ground not his, there’s 997 years left on the lease and it’s rent free Iron!
Into this overweight, short arse, shit gambler, 5 star hotel non building, 99 year lease bullshitting, asset stripping, twat, wanker, cunt!
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Never gets old, absolutely fucking splendid
🕰 OTD: DECEMBER 21ST
Including video links, see our record for this day, which includes a memorable Derby Day at Grimsby two years ago (
@kevinvanveen
) 👉
#UTI
#IRON
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Up the I ain’t been this proud since err dunno, up the fucking podcasts, up the football family and up Jimmy fucking Dean’s barmy army Iron!
Into these if you’d have kept off the deck you’d have won, I hope it pisses it down and gets called off when you’re winning again, cunts
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Big respect to the lads who went on the pitch, special mention to the lad who started it with quite a poetic dance around the stewards. It was like Peter Swann running away from his creditors.
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Mad how anyone thinks we’ll piss national league north, we haven’t been able to piss our own pants for a while now.
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Remember in 2009 when we got to the play offs thinking I don’t fancy Leeds.
Now I’m think don’t fancy fucking Brackley.
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🥰
If you weren’t in that away end when Jacko knocked this in then I’m sorry.
🗓 22 years ago today
🏟 W1-0 vs Hull (A)
⚽️ Mark Jackson '90
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Cheap options
Laws
Wilcox
Adkins
The only managers to win promotion with Scunny in 40 years.
Not cheap options
McCall
Hill
Knill
All took us down or played big role in doing so.
Educate yourselves.
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Bloke in the unity cap had 0-0
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Bellingham 2nd best player in the world at the minute, just behind Butterfield.
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Anyone giving the iron bru lads stick for not asking the ‘right questions’ please give your head a serious wobble. These lads do a great job covering the iron for fuck all. If you think it needs to be better crack on and do it yourself all perhaps get at the paid journalists.
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For anyone who is wants to avoid the paywall, good article.
How can it be that just 13 years after demanding ‘Bring on Shearer’, the Iron are preparing to host the likes of Banbury and Curzon Ashton in National League North next season?
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I’m proper not arsed
It’s January
We’ve been relegated the last 2 on the bounce
We’ve only lost one bastard game
How did you all cope the last 5 years?
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Scunthorpe United, Realistic signings:
Forward: Lionel Messi
Messi has had a decent season in America, however he is coming to the twilight of his career and may prefer a move to Lincolnshire to be nearer his family and play for his boyhood club.
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Good afternoon.
Sailed a bit close to the wind at times but HMS piss the league stays on the right track.
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Almost sixty fucking bags.
Up the fucking podcasts
Up Jimmy Dean’s barmy army and
Up this this fucking club
Keep your heads up lads.
£55,000 + £2480 in the buckets at GP this afternoon. A huge thank you to everybody that has made this possible. We truly appreciate it.
We are meeting early next week to finalise a plan for distribution and will provide further updates in due course.
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Up the 7 points from 9, hms piss the league, keep your pyros in your orifices Iron!
Into these suburb of the Metropolitan borough of Walsall, main shopping centre has only got 3 shops, plaggy pitch wankers!
Sorry lads, tried me best - it’s literally a bus stop in Walsall.
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Plymouth fans “I really hope Scunthorpe go bust for scoring that unsporting goal that made no difference to either team 4 years ago”
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Mad how Shrimpton is miles ahead of the 4-5 other youngsters who’ve played cm since end of last season yet was seemingly last in the queue for a chance.
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Anyone ever listen to Keith and just think everything is going to be ok
WATCH: Scunthorpe United boss Keith Hill tells
@mattdeanbbc
why he’s agreed to stay on next season as manager.
He also reveals when he expects the transfer embargo to be lifted ⬇️
#iron
#uti
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19 years ago yesterday that we won 1-0 at Forest, Sharp winner off the bench on his debut.
If you weren’t there, soz
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Highest ever attendance in the national league north prior to Christmas, you’ll never sing that.
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DH: ask any question you want about 1889.
Scunny fans:
Where will the bar be?
What time will the bar be open?
Who will be allowed in the bar?
What beer will the bar sell?
Will the bar be open on non march days?
Can you tell us more about the bar?
#thebar
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Got to forgive Grimsby for getting so giddy about the prospect of finishing above us. They haven’t finished above 14th in League 2 for 14 years. Poor bastards ain’t even finished in the top half of a football league division never mind above us for 16 years.
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10 points dropped against York, Torquay, Maidstone and Gateshead.
We had our chances.
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Pales the defeat on Saturday into insignificance.
I’ll keep saying it, what Michelle has done for this football club and this town is simply sensational, imagine putting yourself in that position every day, fighting all those fires, not for herself but for SUFC.
Think on.
It wasn't to be for Scunthorpe United on Saturday, beaten in the NLN play-offs, but found their revival one of the most uplifting stories of the season. A club saved by the goodwill of a community and able "to see tomorrow" again.
✍️⬇️
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Up the away game on a Saturday winning, squatting in our own home whilst that fat cunt try’s to give us the boot, Smoking Goat Iron!
Into these Jimmy Dean loving, turbine shagging, plastic Posh cunts!
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If any businesses ever want any free labour contact Scunny fans, they’re happy to work for free and they won’t slag you off on Twitter either.
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“A period of silence”
Not fucking applause.
At tomorrow's home game against Gloucester City (3pm kick-off), Scunthorpe United will pay tribute to fallen servicemen and women as part of our annual remembrance commemorations 👉
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5000 home fans on a Tuesday night asking for them to back the team and he sets up like that?
Fucking foetal position against fucking Tamworth.
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Lavery will be begging to come back on loan by the end of March as we ease to mid table obscurity, fuelled by a takeover by the Backstreet Boys and Sheridan Smith consortium.
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Scunthorpe United Football Club
What do you think is the biggest cause of depression?
3K
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Great news, lets celebrate by burying Chorley tomorrow.
🤝 Scunthorpe United is delighted to welcome Jason Threadgold Funeral Director on board as a new club partner, as they take sponsorship of the Iron's training ground 👉
The deal also sees the Iron players debut brand new training kit from Technical Kit
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@mushroomjazz88
@usasoccerguy
You’re not British yet choose to reply to a tweet directed at British people to state that you aren’t British?
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Up the remember to set off ten minutes later than usual, the m180 is open, don’t forget the final is at Wembley and both games are included within your season ticket Iron!
Into these Boston new potato picking, jakeman sucking, sister shagging, slack jawed yokel cunts!
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Welcome aboard shipmate Alun.
🏆 “They’re the league winners, in all honesty"
🗓️ It may only be August, but Darlington manager Alun Armstrong reckons he already knows this season's champions
He's gone very early with his title tip!
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Up the certainly relegated but at least the moaning bastards kept training in Scunny and are basically running the club Iron!
Into these Millenium bridge crossing, angel of the north shagging, plastic geordie wankers!
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Not being funny lads, but we’re a football league club - we have been for seventy fucking two years. It’s clear the owner was happy to throw this away, and it’s clear certain people with high positions within the club and certain supporters are happy to let it continue.
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Lifelong Sufc fans revelling in other life long Sufc fans being banned for fuck all.
Grim.
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Club’s been ‘for sale’ for well over a year, the most talked about consortium pulls out and all of a sudden there are 4 interested parties. Tell us another one Swanny.
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We’re off down cos we’re fucking shite, alright saying we played well tonight or whatever but the bottom line is we still shite.
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Even if this deal gets done before the game tomorrow I’d still like to hear anti Swann songs. In fact I’d like to hear them until the end of time.
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Up the financially crippled, transfer embargoed, admin bound, can’t hold onto a lead, ain’t won away in a year, bottom of the conference, regionalised league bound and generally fucking shite iron!
Into these Sheffield postcode cunts.
Swann out.
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Up the omg the wrap is gone, Keegan is raising money, the best players are out, we only drew and Tamworth keep winning this is absolutely terrifying what if we finish 2nd 😱 Iron!
Into these West Northamptonshire, morris dancing, sister shagging wankers!
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Get behind the lads today…until the first misplaced pass and then let them have it
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Michelle Harness
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Case closed m’lud
🗣 As queried by
@decking_murr
👕 The Iron's record with and without Michael Clunan in the team this season:
✅️ With:
P15 W11 D3 L1
73% win ratio
2.4 points p/game
❌️ Without:
P9 W4 D2 L3
44% win ratio
1.6 points p/game
#UTI
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Haha fucking brilliant, club putting a survey out to find out why people aren’t coming to games. Priceless
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Absolutely insane that on Friday we could well be 12 points adrift with 4 to play, yet one game ago our keeper was wasting time to save a point at York.
Unforgivable incompetence from the mgmt team.
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Up the double Danny is gonna get ya, are you absolutely sure you don’t want to give us 2 grand this is your last chance, Jimmy Dean barmy army Iron!
Into these mineral water swigging, highest market town in England at some 300m above sea level, Peak District shagging wankers!
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Turnbull clearly determined to fight for 2nd place in the who put the cunt in Scunthorpe competition
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If you find people criticising the clubs decisions these days they are very often Hilton backers who supported him whilst he was burying the club and / or two teamers.
Up the proper fans who get it.
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Up the unlimited capacity, more podcasts than Grimsby, won 2 in a row for the first time since the battle of Hastings Iron!
Into these graveyard for 21/22 Iron flops, Cotton Spinning, Pennine Shagging Wankers!
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What ever your podcast affiliation this is a must listen for all Scunny fans.
Every time I hear a bit more I’m a little bit more in awe of what Michelle, the board, donators, and podcasts (plural) did to keep us breathing.
Up this fucking club.
PODCAST: A candid conversation with SUFC owner Michelle Harness, director Roj Rahman and new manager Andy Butler.
BRU:
APPLE:
SPOTIFY:
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