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just wasted the last 14 hours fucking around in python
here's a list of the most common/reoccurring tags in the most recent 100 fanfics in my ao3 read history 😐
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dazai likers be like "i love dazai so much i hope he gets hurt and cries"
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i can
fuck it up cardboard buns
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not my mother decorating the kitchen in bungo stray dogs birthday decorations 😭😭
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just realized gogol could teleport his dick into fyodor's ass whenever he wants with his ability Send Tweet
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here's the transparent of Dazai's elbow if any of yall want it :/
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the fact that 70k something people have seen this opening note is fucking sending me 💀💀💀
who the fuck is out there spreading the bottom of the deep blue sea agenda 🤨🤨
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fem skk canon au where Dazai leaves the pm and doesn't find out Chuuya has ✨Double-D mega honkin' mommy milkers✨ til they meet again 4 years later
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kitsunezai and demon Chuuya but Chuuya has a laser pointer and Dazai is stupid (ignorant of modern human society and its technological advancements)
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thinking abt canon dazai getting amnesia and his personality doing a complete 180
i am simply interested in seeing a quiet, skittish / easily spooked Dazai. Also thinking abt the ADA treating him like they normally would, that being like, roughly and with very little concern??
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SKK w/ seven minutes in heaven except they're not actually dating or anything and Dazai just decides he wants to embarrass the hell out of Chuuya by making everyone outside think Chuuya's railing his brains out in the closet they're locked in so he just starts moaning 😭😭
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peek of something I've been working on that i will post when i get back from my trip
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thinking abt Dazai not knowing basic normal life stuff bc he's lived his entire life on bare necessities and never tries new things bc he thinks he doesn't need to
like, "if it aint broke, dont fix it" mentality but he's just... dumb
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//bsd 96 spoilers
actually hype as fuck losing my shit over Dazai's bare elbow something is WRONG
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being mentally ill is hilarious cuz u could wittness the most insanely triggering shit at 7 in the morning and have no trouble acting normal for the rest of the day but if u drink coffee and forget to eat breakfast and lunch, suddenly all ur friends hate u and ur suicidal
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thinking abt skk fuck or die
specifically abt them getting locked in a room by an ability user, Chuuya just calmly sitting down on the bed and lighting a cigarette while Dazai silently paces around the room, freaking out.
Eventually Dazai snaps and breaks the silence,
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idk bro something abt skk AU dynamics where Dazai is stupid and Chuuya has to teach him things
its so tasty
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Once Again thinking abt Demon!Chuuya keeping Kitsune-zai as a pet
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Chuuya:"I'm gonna use your kitchen... where's your dish soap?"
Dazai:"shower."
Chuuya:"?? why?"
Dazai:"Because I need soap to shower? as do most people?"
Chuuya:
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bsd fans will post this image of dazai and be like "he was so slutty here"
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Chuuya handfeeding Dazai charcuterie in the bath after railing him half to death:
Dazai:"what's this meat called? it's really good~"
Chuuya:"...the fucking pepperoni?"
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i think its really funny that Shibusawa made Dazai and Fyodor get all dressed up just to hang out in Mukurotoride and have a tea party. Literally no one else saw their fits except them😭😭
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Bsdtwt:"Dazai is an amoral criminal mastermind, a womanizer, and a manipulative piece of shit that doesn't care about anyone but himself-"
Me, sexy:"Dazai is a touch starved, self loathing, anxiety ridden IDIOT. AND he's a virgin. and gay. Send Tweet."
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got bored
drew some messy kitsune dazais for day 2
pay no attention to his tiny knot i have absolutely no idea what im doing
drops this and runs
#BottomDazaiWeek
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sometimes i'm just chillin and then i remember that my sister wore a crop top that said bimbo to my father's funeral and when my mother was spreading his ashes and our grandmother was sobbing she elbowed me and said "do u wanna go to the gas station for snacks after this"
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Dazai:"Abilities don't work on me"
fic writers:"yall hear something? i dont"
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feel like shit, just want Dazai to lose a bet to Chuuya and suffer bc of it
want Chuuya to fuck him and cum in him im a PMHQ bathroom right before an executive meeting
want Chuuya to push a vibrating plug into Dazai to keep his cum from dripping out
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Dazai after living with Chuuya for 4 hours:"why is it angry"
Chuuya:"what"
Dazai:"your box. its growling. why is it angry?"
Chuuya:"...the fucking microwave?"
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Hanahaki AU where the progression of the disease can be temporarily slowed or even reverted if you fuck the person your hanahaki is for
No thoughts, just ADA Dazai and his 200 plans and 400 backup plans to get Chuuya to fuck him so he doesn't have to talk abt his feelings
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// nsfw
i been slackin on the bottom-zai content recently so here's some of my old art from last year
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kitsunezai/demon!chuuya and chuuya has insane demon powers and they get up to shenanigans about it
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BSD AU WHERE SKK GET FUSED INTO ONE PERSON AND THEY HAVE TO SHARE THE BODY YU-GI-OH STYLE UNTIL THEY CAN TRACK DOWN THE ABILITY USER THAT FUSED THEM TOGETHER
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no thoughts, just Amnesia-zai being forced to stay w/ Chuuya @ his apartment and being terrified of him the whole time ✌✨
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Chuuya hand feeding Dazai expensive strawberries
...Chuuya hand feeding Dazai anything, actually
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and Dazai has mosquito bite tiddies
Dazai has "trying to pick up a coin off the floor" tiddies
and she wants to suffocate in Chuuya's rack Send Tweet
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thinking abt dazai clinging to Atsushi bc he's the least intimidating mf at the agency, AND THEN THEY'RE ON A CASE TOGETHER AND HE LITERALLY TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE TIGER AND DAZAI'S SOUL LEAVES HIS BODY😭😭😭
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watching the bungo stray dogs season 4 trailer isn't enough. I need to print out a picture of this chuuya and eat it
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"got to hell" is basic
"i hope your new hyperfocus ship only has 2 completed fanfics and one of them has 38 fandoms listed in it tags" is real. its possible. (whatever the rest of the copypasta is)
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demon chuuya/kitsunezai with a little bit of Chuuya using a vibrator on Dazai and Dazai's tails bristling and curling involuntarily in response to Chuuya playing with the vibration speed
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have just been informed that "he came for my throat" and "he came down my throat" mean 2 very different things
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"Why the fuck are you so relaxed!?"
Chuuya just raises an eyebrow, tapping some ash onto the surface of the bedside table. "Why are you freaking out? It's just sex."
And Dazai just stares at him with a look that screams 'have you lost your god damn mind?' 😭😭
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Dazai being cranky as hell bc he's been worshipped and revered for his intelligence and wisdom for over a thousand years and here Chuuya is treating him like a fool
but also Dazai seriously threatening a whole flatscreen TV with foxfire like "tell me your secrets"
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no but seriously kitsunezai painted nails
Chuuya paints Dazai's nails to look like the night sky with stars and he gets excited bc he's never seen glitter before and its pretty and shiny send tweet
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skk playing truth or dare just them in Dazai's shitty shipping container house and it spirals into chuuya wearing a maid dress w/ black lace panties pulled halfway down his thighs while he fucks Dazai into his creaky ass mattress send tweet
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idk i just think Chuuya being a whole demon but spending half his time pretending to be a human so he can enjoy all their little creations (wine, movies, games, junkfood, ect.)
and then DAZAI.
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DAZAI knows NOTHING
BRO HAS BEEN ALONE ON A MOUNTAIN FOR 1,000 SOMETHING YEARS MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CAR IS
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your honor, i am simply soft for a hurt/comfort skk where Dazai returns to the ADA after being kidnapped and tortured for weeks
He's too injured to leave the infirmary bed, but he can't get any rest.
He's on edge- flinching at every sound in vicinity, even though
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thinking abt a camboy chuuya idea i put in my GDocs a few days ago
Camboy Chuuya doing a game night stream but the gimmick is that he has a vibrator in his ass the entire time, and the intensity of the vibrations goes up based on donations.
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anyway amnesia-zai talking to Chuuya and eventually asking what kind of partners they were
Chuuya pauses for a moment bc PRIME DAZAI EMBARASSMENT OPPORTUNITY
Chuuya smirks, his tone dipping lower, flirty, but still light and teasing "what do you think?"
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Dazai showing up to Chuuya's apartment with a sketchbook and harassing him into being a nude model for him LOL
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✨New collaborative work with
@ExiledImmortal
✨
⚠️‼️( please read the tags carefully )‼️⚠️
Part 6 in our "Chuuya's 30 days" series
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oh god he barely even knows what plastic is
bro would NOT be able to FATHOM the concept of sex toys 😭😭
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me telling all my friends who aren't even into bsd about the new chapter
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well yeah someone unblocked me just to DM me and call my ship dynamic preference disgusting on the basis of 'tall people and depressed people aren't allowed to take dick' but i got an entire rotisserie chicken to myself and im gonna eat it in my bed so who's really winning
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thriving rn
Chuuya handfeeding Dazai charcuterie in the bath after railing him half to death:
Dazai:"what's this meat called? it's really good~"
Chuuya:"...the fucking pepperoni?"
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dazai watching gay porn to study to win gay chicken against chuuya
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Chuuya has enough muscle to hold Dazai's entire body weight with one hand which means he CAN hold Dazai up off the ground/upside-down by his leg-
i think this also happens to be a very funny position to receive a handjob in and there is definitely some collab potential here
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No thoughts, just Dazai accidentally overworking himself to the point of it being detrimental to his health and Chuuya taking care of him when it gets really bad
(Also featuring the ADA lowkey being shit at helping him get better Send Tweet)
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NO THOUGHTS JUST DAZAI'S DORM BEING FULL OF HAZARDOUS ITEMS AND HIM BEING CONFUSED ABOUT IT
"why the fuck is there a noose in my pillowcase" PLEASE
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skk bottomzai canonverse w/ onlyfans au and a little bit of virgin-zai send tweet✨👍
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Distracting myself from crying by thinking about Chuuya Nakahara's enormous fucking Eiffel tower dick and ice cream scoop swinging pendulum nuts nice massive fucking megalodon cock and balls king immaculate mega fat five dollar foot long dong my liege-
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also thinking abt Chuuya collaring/muzzling him down to the floor and pulling him up by his tails so he can fuck him face down ass up on all fours
Once Again thinking abt Demon!Chuuya keeping Kitsune-zai as a pet
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getting Dazai's memory back isnt really their priority,they're just like "that's Dazai's problem,he can figure it out"
and he's having a VERY hard time figuring it out bc everyone and everything at the ada is confusing and eccentric and apparently he's one of the worst offenders
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There's a gun in the coffee maker, silverwar drawer, under the false bottom of the silverware drawer, under the sink, 2 in the fridge-
It's only 7 in the morning, but the idea of whiskey for breakfast is suddenly much more appealing than it was the day before.
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Dazai:'this man is a cold blooded murderer. a force of nature. a divine personification of destruction in the body of a mere 5'3 man-'
Chuuya:"I'm gonna cook, do you want crab cakes or crab fried rice"
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regardless, a shot of whiskey doesn't sound very appealing as breakfast, and he /at least/ wants a cup of coffee- because he's still exhausted that's a normal and reasonable way to start a day, right?
There's a gun in the coffee maker.
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he finds out his normal breakfast consists of a shot of whiskey and a handfull of vitamin gummies??
which is a piece of information he only obtains from the agency's doctor because she's scolding him for his shit health as she checks his head injury.
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