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@david2cellos
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#GrowingUpHispanic LIMBER, ALL MY PUERTO RICAN REALS KNOW http://t.co/dW6U6ArTBd
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@Sophbot2000 woahh that guy kinda looks like marsha p. johnson
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@Mintyd0ll no bc the way i cried when i was youngerrrr so drama
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@david2cellos
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@kelsjohnson30 u couldve hopped off that deer
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@david2cellos
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An irrational fear I have abt this waterpark: watersliding into I-4
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@david2cellos
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4 years
its only been an hour @ACPocketNews @HeyJosuePonce
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@david2cellos
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8 years
Very Blessed and proud to have MU Sign me on their scare team!!! #athleticscholar #gomonsters
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@david2cellos
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Proud to finally say that ive been accepted and will be going to Monsters University for a Scaring major #4mymom 🙏🏼💕
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@david2cellos
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8 years
before textbook prices after text book prices
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@david2cellos
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11 months
omg😭😭
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@david2cellos
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3 years
they would only get four free tests
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@david2cellos
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10 years
the real winner is bransfield http://t.co/kHiUKbEwMf
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@david2cellos
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@david2cellos
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getting mugged trying to be so unrecognizable that they charge me $5 at the banshee door
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@david2cellos
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8 years
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@david2cellos
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DONT MESS WITH THE FREAKING PRIDE OF THE TRIBE http://t.co/hQ22CdLhSp
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@david2cellos
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8 months
girl reveal
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@david2cellos
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tfc’s openly queer students class of 2021 lov u law ♥️♥️♥️
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@david2cellos
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@kenn_johns i speak for the trees
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@david2cellos
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8 years
who keeps funding the ice age movies i wanna talk
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@david2cellos
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ig saw first🙂‍↕️
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@david2cellos
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11 months
pulled off a matilda costume in less than 15 minutes!!
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@david2cellos
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5 years
this was how my high school year book single-handedly gave me so much clout, yet took so much of it away in one sentence.
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@david2cellos
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accidentally achieved my final form
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@david2cellos
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8 years
Ethnicity: 6% native american 4% irish 10% german 8% scottish 70% water 2% milk
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@david2cellos
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YUPPPP
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@david2cellos
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3 years
why did i pose like this
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@david2cellos
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4 years
deserves to be in the louvre
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@david2cellos
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4 years
i got the job at cfa to tear it down from the inside. cfa will be queer affirming by the end of winter break
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@david2cellos
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when @aack_z quoted scripture
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USA womens gymnastics: a force to be reckoned with
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@david2cellos
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when TFC students graduate
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@david2cellos
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THEYRE OPENING A WAWA RIGHT OUTSIDE OF SEMINOLE HIGHSCHOOL IRL RT TO SAVE A LIFE http://t.co/lFqbntf854
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@david2cellos
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im so sick of seeing people hunting for a “well thought out” christian perspective on racism. racism is bad, God is good. that’s enough.
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@david2cellos
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9 years
when she checking parts @ 4 but u need to save gotham @ 4:30
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@david2cellos
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4 years
picked up an old friend today :’^) i used to have major trauma abt playing the cello in college. so i literally left it at my school and lived my life. but today i wanted to pick it back up, it feels good to play again (finally). so enjoy this video of me being rusty.
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@david2cellos
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good fun prom times activities
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@david2cellos
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i posted a tik tok of me dj-ing and this was the craziest comment
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@david2cellos
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3 years
i be sexting like “no worries!!”
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@david2cellos
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not gonna apologize for how much i love these pictures of me
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@david2cellos
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UMM?!?! HINT OF LIME CHIPS !?!?!!!!!!
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@david2cellos
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not. on. my. watch.
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@david2cellos
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prettier than a mf
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@ThegirlJT
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Are you prettier than a mf or just OKAY?
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@david2cellos
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Yearly Chorus fee: 345$ getting to sing your solo without a mic: priceless
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@david2cellos
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btch if u dont put that makeup and rubber ducky in ur pocket…
@janepire
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Does anyone care that this is a $118 dollar cart at target. Should I end it all.
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@david2cellos
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hiiiiiiiiiiiii
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@david2cellos
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me going to the store looking like that
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@david2cellos
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ts gorp
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@david2cellos
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@theangeleverly no literally
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@david2cellos
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4 years
BABY for sale $15 OBO
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@david2cellos
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@GAFollowers i’m here to talk about your car’s extended warranty…
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@david2cellos
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really nice of @taylorswift13 to visit toccoa !!
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@david2cellos
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2 likes and i’ll mute the pastor during the sermon
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@david2cellos
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someone from my high school just faked their death to make some cash 🤣
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@david2cellos
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ignore my quarters… but look at this little outfit!
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@david2cellos
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same trick believe it or not
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@theherakane
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my style extends from diva skank to line cook
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@david2cellos
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doña vibes
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@david2cellos
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2018 u were sweet, delete my number tho
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@david2cellos
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@kelsjohnson30 oh my goodness natures gonna get back at u so hard ur gonna get recked
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@david2cellos
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IM OUT!! ✌🏼️ keep it cool orlando #TFCBOUND
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@david2cellos
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stay home
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@david2cellos
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would u agree ⁉️
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@david2cellos
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shrooms are crazy im like texting my dad rn
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@david2cellos
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Toccoa Falls, GA 😍
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nature is so beautiful 😍
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umm ok wait wait
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@david2cellos
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babe wake up they’re cancelling gabriel gundacker
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@david2cellos
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i LOVE chik fil a!! the LORD’s chicken 🙏🏼😇✨‼️♥️🐥
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@david2cellos
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lmfao im on a lineup with trixie mattel
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@david2cellos
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when ur limo driver is running late to prom
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@david2cellos
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lets b taco home me&u coming t
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the best homecoming proposal EVER. @tacobell
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@david2cellos
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footage of @residentkilljoy being the strongest man in america probably
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@david2cellos
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getting in the christmas spirit
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@david2cellos
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how do i apply to be the bartender on the bachelor
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@david2cellos
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so sad to hear abt nonis closing bc it was truly the only venue in atlanta where artists could profit very well
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@david2cellos
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cop: whats that in ur trunk?? me: *sweating* hahahahaha nothing??
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who has A lunch for War tomorrow ⁉️
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@david2cellos
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callous daoboys sam
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@david2cellos
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dont ask me dumbass questions
@IssaLiyah__
𝒞𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝑒𝓇 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁
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Bacon, egg, and cheese bagel… Smash or Pass?
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@david2cellos
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when its 11:59 but ur brother wants to do one more ride but all u wanna do is sleep
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@david2cellos
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me arriving to a TFC wedding after telling everyone I know that it was definitely premature
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saw my king @BB8 today
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@david2cellos
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got dressed today
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@david2cellos
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im bringing her back for new years
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?!!!
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@david2cellos
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this is what i look like these days
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@david2cellos
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why isnt a BLT w avo called a “BLAT”
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@david2cellos
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im graduating tomorrow and this is the champagne i bought ws in the chat
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@david2cellos
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me when it smells like bitch in here
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@david2cellos
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i did not mean to eat finn up on her bday with just my skincare but DAMN
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@david2cellos
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some ghosty pics for the TL
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@david2cellos
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do u guys remember this one
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@david2cellos
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blanching
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@david2cellos
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um @instagram my feed is broken bc it wont stop playing jazz band music??? i dont know where its coming from?????????
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@david2cellos
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6 months ago i got fired from my job and i took a jab at pursuing something i loved to do and now i’m working in an industry that i neverrrr thought would be able to support me. wtf?
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