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Hope The Skull (aka @StephenFlynnSNP ) is enjoying life away from the front benches 😂😂 #SNPOut #IndyIsDead
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This 5 year old calling Nicola Sturgeon a “wee witch” is the best thing you’ll watch this week.....! #ResignSturgeon #snpout #lockdown
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@cunning_chops
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When coronavirus walks into the pub at 10.01pm..... #lockdown #uturn #closingtime #pubs #Lockdown2
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Why is the First Minister of Scotland sending kids turning 16 letters wishing them happy birthday....? “Oh, turning 16....send him a letter so he feels special and he’ll vote for us!” How sinister #SNPOut2021 #SNPCorruption #ResignSturgeon #ScottishNationalistParty #indyref2
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With TV’s Nicola Sturgeon being reminded by the Supreme Court today on the limits of the devolved Scottish Parliament’s legislative competence, how on EARTH does she think it could legally legislate for #indyref2 ?! Thank god for the rule of law in the United Kingdom! 🇬🇧
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Hats off to Lee Anderson calling out Bully Boy Ian Blackford for having his “greedy snout firmly in the trough” while he bangs on about poverty! Blackford is the biggest hypocrite out there! So much for being a “humble crofter” when’s he’s creaming £270,000 outside Westminster!🐽
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Is it just me or does @StephenFlynnSNP come across as the most arrogant arsehole ever and, in particular, when he’s speaking to women?! #GE24 #SNPOut #LeadersDebate
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Well done BBC - that was a brilliant piece of TV.... Seeing everyone in real life at the end was a great way to end the three night viewing fest! #SalisburyPoisonings
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Petition for Tracy Daszkiewicz to get some sort of honour or recognition for being amazing and bloody brilliant at her job......! #SalisburyPoisonings
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At least this confirms what we already knew.... Wee Nippy doesn’t give a shit about us up here in Aberdeen! #ResignSturgeon #AberdeenLockdown
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Power mad Nicola Sturgeon is now overruling the scientists. Incredible.
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Why on earth did it take so long to come to this conclusion? Shows that @HumzaYousaf is an appalling judge of character... he thought Matheson was a man of "integrity". Both of them should do the right thing and resign! #HumzaYousless
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@JamesReform Wrong question. Whoever breaks the law and under legislation is justified in having a custodial sentence should be sent to prison. But you know that.
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@bbcquestiontime @Nigel_Farage @brexitparty_uk The only safe seat Nigel has is on the BBC!
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Don’t go for a haircut in Canada.......
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Helen should win this… if only to give that bastard of an ex the biggest “FUCK YOU” he’s ever had! What a fantastic woman! #StrictlyFinal #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing2022
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@AgentP22 Hi @stephenflynnsnp - as my local MP, can you confirm if you were one of those present cheering Grady the sex pest?
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So we are off to New York for my mum’s 60th birthday. She thought we were flying economy..... and got a bit of a surprise when I told her that today, she’s flying First Class! @British_Airways
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Dear @NicolaSturgeon you need to lockdown Glasgow NOW. The number of cases there are sky rocketing. We all know why you’re not doing it but you need to put party politics aside and think of national interest just this once! #Lockdown #SNPout #LockdownGlasgowNow #ResignSturgeon
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Hey @British_Airways - this is why I always choose left hand side on the way into Heathrow.......! ❤❤❤
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Me trying to cook waffles at the weekend...... #Nigella
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@ProfTomkins It’s about time the SNP read and understood the Scotland Act. The Scottish Parliament is a devolved institution, not the SNP’s own private law making body with no limitations on its powers.
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BRING BACK VAL! #GBBO
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@DalgetySusan @Rae_Boy @RussellFindlay1 I am absolutely sickened that my local MSP @Audrey4ASNK thinks it’s acceptable for sex offenders to wake up one day and decide to change their sex. Blind loyalty to Sturgeon with not one single thought for women. You’re a disgrace to the people you’re supposed to serve.
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And why on earth am I paying for this as a Scottish taxpayer? I don’t want my taxes to go towards wishing 16 year olds a happy birthday. I want them to go to improving Scottish society #ResignSturgeon #SNPOut2021 #SNPCorruption #SinisterSNP #ScottishNationalistParty
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@cunning_chops
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Seen at Aberdeen beach this afternoon. How apt for what Sturgeon is currently doing to Scotland! #ResignSturgeon
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I can’t believe the absolute gall of Patrick Harvie standing up to give his “condolences” on the death of her late Majesty The Queen when he wants to abolish the monarchy. An absolute disgrace to the Scottish Parliament! #GodSaveTheKing #RIPYourMajesty 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Since I saw someone tweet this, I’ve asked Alexa the question like 43 times.....😂🙈
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@bbcquestiontime @Nigel_Farage @BBCOne The only safe seat Nigel has is on the BBC.
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@Telegraph I thought they quit life as royals so why are they still getting involved?! Leave us alone!
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@georgegalloway Maureen Watt is an absolute disgrace. Looked like she read from a script which had been prepared for her by someone at a much higher pay grade than her!
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Guess I’ll be watching Celebrity Masterchef when it returns to the screens..... 👀
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@agcolehamilton Why do you hate women so much? Scotland is going to the dogs under the SNP and Green and you’re enabling it. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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“It’s been a long time since I had a man on his knees in front of me....” Mary Berry you did not just say that......! 😂😂😂😂 #ClassicMaryBerry
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@AgentP22 If Sturgeon has leaked this to her fucki*g sister, she should be stripped of Privy Counsellor status on Monday morning. Absolutely disgraceful!
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@afneil It would take someone 100x the man he is to down you Andrew!
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@SkyNews The same Emma Thompson who flies all over the world for awards ceremonies......?
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Pleased to report that absolutely NOBODY around me went outside to #ClapForNicola . Thankful to live in an area that hasn’t been brainwashed by the cult and pretends it’s living in North Korea!
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How's your Saturday......? 🇪🇸☀️
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FFS, I’ve managed to take my TV remote to work instead of my work phone. How is it possible that I’m turning into my Gran?! How’s your Thursday morning going?! 😏
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Joe Biden tonight…. “Thank you Boris. And I want to thank that fella down under. Thank you pal.” #AUKUS #JoeBiden #ThatFellaDownUnder
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So my brother took his bf to the Shard yesterday where he did this...... I AM GOING TO BE A BROTHER IN LAW! 🤵🏼🤵🏼💍
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The depravity of @ianblackford_mp knows no bounds. Today of all days, he thinks it appropriate to have a photo shoot outside Westminster before he goes to the late Queen Elizabeth II’s funeral. An absolute disgrace! #QueensFuneral #QueenElizabethII #RIPYourMajesty #GodSaveTheKing
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“If he was a genuine gay you’d notice it from a young age.....” “Limp hand......” I’m ready to deck those two. Fucking ignorant twats! 😡🤬😡🤬 #BrideAndPrejudice
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@MaggieChapman You’re a danger to the rights of women. I hope voters remember how much you’ve betrayed women and vote you out at the next election.
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Ian Blackford - national embarrassment to Scotland 🤢 What an absolute disgrace that odious man is!
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Look at the state of Ian Blackford at the covid debate in the House of Commons. Absolutely no idea how to behave. The Speaker should have ejected him. What an utter embarrassment to Scotland.
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Well, well, well Jack Branning....... #Eastenders
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Dear @OllieTPhoto - I apologise for this excuse of a Member of Parliament. He is the worst of Scotland and does not speak for us. He only speaks for his mob of angry Nationalists. You’re welcome here any time especially if you post pics like that! #BunterBlackford #IanBlackford
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Those homophobe parents shouldn’t be allowed to come to their son’s wedding. If you’re dreading the wedding then don’t go you miserable, unaccepting bastard! #BrideAndPrejudice
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Rewritten his bullshit apology: “This was clearly a moment where I revealed my true self - a racist, white supremacist. I didn’t lose control - it’s who I am. I’m sorry it’s now out there and that I have to deal with this shit storm I’ve created.” #MichaelLofthouse #Solid8
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@realDonaldTrump Spanky spanky
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For some reason I always enjoy the ‘getting ready’ part of #TheApprentice
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Emma Fairweather sounds like some publicity hungry twat wanting she can get from the media. You had a car accident. There’s nothing wrong with you. Get over it. Grow up.
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@ChrisMusson @CompoundAye @itvpeston Jesus Christ. Does she EVER GIVE UP banging on about independence?!?!
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So wee Nippy knew at the end of February that there was an outbreak of coronavirus in Edinburgh but hid it from the public? How much worse does this have to get before her cult start to turn against her and her crooked government? #coronavirus #disclosure #Scotland #COVIDIOTS
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Aberdeen this evening… beautiful coloured clouds! What are these @Schafernaker ?! 🥰
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"Wherever you see tragedy, you see bravery" - how apt after this week ❤ #RedNoseDay #RND17 #RND2017 #ComicRelief #Westminster
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@murdo_fraser @GrahamGGrant @PoliceScotland @SpeechUnion Good for you Murdo! Scotland is fast turning into a police state under the SNP. Never thought we’d see the like.
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@pritipatel @BorisJohnson Why isn’t the announcement being made to parliament first?
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Rumours circulating at work that I'm dating the HR girl. I'm obv totes masc at work...... 😂💅🏻
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@myscotlandtoday @tractorgirly @scotgov @ScotGovFM Wouldn’t this be a great freedom of information request……?!
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@annielulu01 @RealStephenKerr @afneil Can you provide the name of the English Act…?
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I suddenly seem to enjoy sports news on the BBC a bit more...... 👀
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@BBCPolitics Really raising the bar with her language there. So, by extension, I’m presuming she also detests those who voted for the Conservatives in the last election? She’s a First Minister for her Nat base, not all of Scotland! #ResignSturgeon #SNP22
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@JanetMcwee @Janela_X @MartynMcL Well the rest of us have had enough of her parading herself in front of the cameras every day!!!
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@SkyNews What is the world coming to where we have to remove a fucking egg from a digital picture in case we offend vegans? Christ sake.
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Loving @BBCNaga this morning on #bbcbreakfast absolutely mauling @ABridgen ...... “This document is much worse than Chequers” “Have you seen it? “No” “So how can you comment on a document you haven’t seen?” “Erm....” 🙄🚮 #BrexitDeal #BrexitChaos
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@piersmorgan maybe next time you have Nicola on, you can ask her why she thinks it’s ok to spend Scottish taxes on this nonsense.......?
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@staylorish Stop now @HumzaYousaf . You’re a national embarrassment. Christ knows what your family must think of you over the last few days.
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Nicola Sturgeon gives it “the people of Scotland” all the time. I’m a Scottish citizen and you do not speak for me you odious little woman. Retweet if you agree! #ElectionResults2021 #ScottishElections21 #SP21 #indyref2 #SturgeonIsALiar
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The one and only..... #BarbaraWindsor 😓
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Is Lewis Hamilton even a thing anymore? First he fucks over the country by dodging a load of VAT on his private plane and now he’s publicly gender shaming his nephew who wanted to wear a princess dress telling him “boys don’t wear princess dresses!” What a piece of trash 🚮🚮🚮
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My heart breaks for Karen..... the best mum ❤️ @bbceastenders #Eastenders
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@GBNEWS Liz Truss just saying what the majority of us think!
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Fuck my life. I’m quiz master at work quiz tonight. Not realising that my mic was still on I decided to say “Ryan’s looking fucking hot tonight,eh....?” CAN THE GROUND SWALLOW ME UP NOW?!?!?
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Yes, it's #GoodFriday . Yes, I'm up. Yes, I'm working today. And yes, I need coffee to help ☕️
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I'm a lawyer....... the flat contract is on the fridge door....... 🙊
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@GBNEWS Nicola Sturgeon - single handedly destroying the Scottish hospitality industry.
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@GBNEWS If they are found guilty, it’s a prime example of why people may argue for the death penalty to be reinstated.
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“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome on board this @British_Airways flight to New York JFK” - looking forward to 7 hours on the upper deck of the 747! 😍✈️🇺🇸
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@guardian Would a man be criticised for the same thing? I doubt it.
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This means “battle” in Dutch...... slightly awks 😳 #Brexit #ConfidenceVote #MeaningfulVote #BrexitChaos #BrexitBackstop
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@rossclarksnp @HumzaYousaf @believeinscot @theSNP The only thing rotten is the SNP. The sooner your vile mob are rooted out of Scotland’s politics, the better.
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How do I scrub up......?! 🐧
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@neal_katyal What the hell is this guy going on about?! How on earth is this relevant?! From a confused UK lawyer....
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Made the gayest envelope cover ever for my friend who leaves work today 🙈🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄
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Absolutely fantastic flight on @airBaltic in business class from Aberdeen to Riga. What a fantastic crew!
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@SkyNews Good for the officer.
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@scottishgreens @patrickharvie Stay away from Scottish children. Let parents do their job!
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Jesus Christ, they’re making a right “hash” of this aren’t they.......?! 😏 #AndreaLeadsom #MichaelGove #ToryLeadershipContest #ToryDrugOff Tory leadership hopeful Andrea Leadsom admits smoking cannabis
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@BBCNews Do this two have absolutely no perception of what else is going on in the world?
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🖕🏻 Yes, I know my middle finger is long before anyone tells me AGAIN..... #FuckTrump
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Hey @British_Airways - nice sunset on the way from Aberdeen down to @HeathrowAirport ! 😍
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@StewartMcDonald So what’s the economic case for separation now?
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