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...Ask your doctor today if being an MSU fan is for you. [small print] side effects include heartburn, nausea, brief moments of joy, anxi...
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“How’s the State game going?”
“Bully is the leading tackler on defense”
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When your wife tells you to discipline the kids but you’re too tired to do it
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A six part documentary on the first time Texas travels to Baton Rouge for a night game, please
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SOURCE: Mississippi State football is taking 2020 off completely to backpack across Europe, get back into reading, I dunno maybe just work on us for a bit
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Fast forward to 2 am. 19th OT. A shirtless Ed Orgeron donning only shoulder pads runs it in for six. LSU 99, A&M 98
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Very interesting that Nick Saban has yet to deny that he has interest in the open Mississippi State position
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St. Peter asking Mike Leach his thoughts on the fight:
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Mike Leach considering running the ball against this Ole Miss front
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Whether Mullen leaves today, tomorrow or eight seasons from now, the fair but difficult reaction should be one of gratitude. Dan took our football program where it’s never been before, and built a foundation that will leave us in great shape after he’s gone
#HaiIState
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I am a Mississippi State fan, how long do you have
Worst gut wrenching loss you've ever experienced as a sports fan?
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Men with Oxford experience have played on through worse, Morgan Wallen
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Rewatching the Super Regional Game 3 ending... someone convince me Denver with a mustache isn’t a young Ron Swanson
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I am grateful for everything Fitz has done for Mississippi State. This isn’t personal. But you have to make a change. Insanity to keep going down this road expecting something different.
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Don't feel bad, Ole Miss. Alabama did the same thing to us on Saturday. Which Alabama? It's not important
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*empty Alex Box Stadium*
that one LSU guy, from over a mile away: GEAUXXXXX
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Alabama is only undefeated every year because every year they dodge playing Alabama
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To see Mangum, Mac, Gordon and Peyton finish the way they did tonight for a program they’ve given everything for, what an experience
#HaiIState
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State needs to run a triple option with Gabe Myles, Aeris Williams and Kylin Hill and call it the Golden Triangle
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“Kids, gather ‘round and let me tell you how urinating won the Egg Bowl in 2019...”
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"Blame it all on my roots, I paid the recruits..."
A "Hotty Toddy" just broke out inside the Fed Ex Forum waiting on Garth Brooks.
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Happy opening day to literally everyone except the first base umpire in this clip
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Auburn fans seeing Stidham leave thinking Kelly Bryant is coming then realizing he isn’t
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IMO this is much more fun than 2017 when our QB’s ankle was 180 degrees from normal and Dan Mullen was looking at Gainesville on Realtor dot com on the sidelines
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A show about a therapist that only treats Mississippi State fans for their experiences
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Again, I submit to just have Kylin Hill, Willie Gay and Aeris Williams run the triple option and call it the Golden Triangle
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Step Brothers II looks awesome
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Coach Lemonis how high should we stack the $100s in your driveway?
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“Get in, loser, we’re going to Casa Bravo for margaritas and to review mesh concepts”
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Thank you so much Greg Knox, Brett Elliot, Ron English, and countless other staffers who are either headed elsewhere or don’t have a job now. A+ effort until the end. Thanks and
#HailState
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It’s an antiquated law but with four Governor’s Cup wins Jake Mangum is now legally Governor per Mississippi law
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Why live a long and stress free life when you can be a Mississippi State fan
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Beating the Methodists to lunch on Sundays growing up
What's something that ISN'T a sport, but still FEELS like a sport?
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Felt appropriate to honor Mike Leach on his birthday by tweeting something random and viral from the internet
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Vic Schaefer taking his team to a fifth straight SEC Championship game with Danberry and some young but talented newcomers in a “rebuilding” year
Just build the statue already
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Can confirm reports that Hugh Freeze intends to bring Joel Osteen with him to Liberty as Offensive Coordinator
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The Maroon 5 show in Oxford yesterday was better in my opinion
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Therapist: how many more times would MSU need to score for you to feel fully comfortable that a win is certain?
Me:
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As a State fan my body is accustomed to this pain, but man, I hate this so much for Jake and those other seniors. They deserved better. Hell of a run nonetheless
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Gary Danielson getting the news that Saban won’t be there Saturday
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[a BYU fan enjoying a nice evening in New Orleans stumbles onto Bourbon Street]
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I’ve got 99 problems and Mississippi State sports is honestly every one
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It wouldn’t be Mississippi State if it was easy. I love all of you. Hail State
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Today may be the longest long lunch day in the history of the State of Mississippi
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Georgia is just Mississippi State with more money change my mind
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To hell with that scoreboard and this game. Proud of Mississippi State’s defensive effort today
#HailState
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“Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now”
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Having an elite defense be wasted by a horrific offense is well, it’s very Mississippi State
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Coach Mullen if you still think about us sometimes run it up the middle one time to let me know
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Nothing says Christmas in Mississippi like 70 degrees and the threat of severe weather
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Dan Mullen Thanksgiving Night: “I love the job I have”
Gus Malzahn on his future: “I want to be at Auburn.”
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“Get in, loser, we’re gonna go throw a bunch into double coverage”
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Cannizaro fired
Henderson hired
Slow start
Falling apart
Figuring it out
Top 10 routs
White hot late
HAIL STATE
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Based on one weekend’s results alone I am hyped for the 2021 CWS finals between Ole Miss and MSU in front of 750,000 fans ready to fight each other
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Imagine Ole Miss losing on a field Jake Mangum was on
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Vic Schaefer: avenge me in Columbia
Cannizaro: say no more
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Please don’t tell my life insurance provider that I watch Mississippi State sports
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Me sitting at Dudy Noble on opening day trying to decide if I want a hot dog, nachos, hot chocolate or all three
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That is an interesting place to be interviewing for the Tennessee job
Dan Mullen’s got class. The morning after late night
#EggBowl
loss, he is out ringing the
@SAStarkville
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We really shouldn’t overlook what Deion Sanders and Jackson State accomplished yesterday and this season. What a tremendous hire by that admin. Coach Prime has had such a positive impact on JSU and Jackson in just a short time
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In 2014 Dan Mullen coached a rivalry game where he hd a shot at the College Football Playoff and he showed up like a college student who forgot to study for the exam
Mullen on playing in Starkville: I don't know if there will ever be a bigger game played in the state of Mississippi, to the people in Mississippi.
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Fitzgerald just “good game” tapped an Ole Miss player on the helmet proving this is a good old fashioned BLESS YOUR HEART revenge game
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The MSU experience, summarized in one tweet
I’m really close to calling the upset for Mississippi State today. I’m also pretty close to saying they lose by 20.
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Forget UCF. Those of us in the SEC that played Bama within like four TDs should get to claim a National Championship too
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Florida seems to be mailing it in on the final weekend of the regular season like they have something else on their mind. Have to wonder who they could’ve learned that from
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Happy Morgan William day to those who observe
Four years ago,
@_MorganWilliam2
and Mississippi State snapped UConn's 111-game win streak.
"I live for moments like this. ... I wanted to take the shot." 🔥
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What an incredible run by this team. A team whose (former) coach quit on them long ago, a team whose fans (myself included) had written the season off for, that team just finished 3rd in the country. So proud that they wear the maroon and white
#HailState
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Arkansas’ loss is the absolute perfect example of why people in baseball say “that’s baseball”. It is a weird, wonderful, heartbreaking sport even when you are seemingly invincible
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Nick Fitzgerald riding out of that final home game like
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Can’t wait for the mutually beneficial meeting of Stanford fans and MSU fans; they’ll get better food than they’ve ever had, and a few of us will get our start up businesses funded
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Shameful that the NCAA would award the Super Regional to Nashville where players and fans could be potentially subjected to a Florida Georgia Line concert this weekend
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Mike Leach and Lane Kiffin sitting down to watch the ‘19 Egg Bowl replay to see what they’ve gotten themselves into
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Ole Miss and State getting on the plane in Birmingham today
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This man is the greatest State fan ever. Period
Do you remember that Mississippi State fan whose wife's boyfriend sold his prosthetic leg so he could come up to the
#CWS
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#HailState
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Well he's back again and I have an update on the leg.
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Between the Outback Bowl and Chloe Bibby, 2019 has not been a great year for MSU-Australia relations
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What if they announce we’re hosting a Super Regional by going to a live shot of our new head coach holding a single red rose at home plate of Dudy Noble
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How are YOU respecting the Tide this week? I’m lobbying to change Highway 82 to Highway 7-3 so they don’t think we’re projecting a win
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Very considerate that MSU agreed to an 11 am kick so the game would be over in time for Bill Snyder to be able to eat dinner at 4
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An SEC week one COVID outbreak causing Dan Mullen to have to quarantine in Oxford for two weeks is the college football love story this country needs right now
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I, too, have removed my name from consideration for the Mississippi State baseball coaching position to focus on my current job of entertaining six or seven of you
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When you try to block Jeffrey Simmons, Fletcher Adams and Montez Sweat
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“Coach Lemonis, do you normally keep your cell phone on you in the dugout?”
“No. Why do you as-“
“You’re hired. You’ll start Monday”
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