Mac the Cranky Cook
@cranky_cook
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@finKlEiNhoRN22
I think it’s a good way of saying that you care about him and what he eats. A lot of people these days would say you’re being subservient but I think it’s cool.
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@Rothmus
It’s crack in pill form. My kid got a hold of several and she was bouncing off the walls for hours.
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@JackySinAZ
@mcmurphy_pat
I think they already have a story written with blanks in it for the names.
“Fill in the blanks” reporting.
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Sometimes the only laws that apply to an 80,000 pound truck is the laws of physics.
HONK freakin HONK.
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@NVTaraStrange
@DecisionDeskHQ
@HagemanforWY
You have obviously NEVER been to Wyoming. Even the wildlife are republicans.
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@Insanity_Circus
Your right, my life isn’t mine anymore. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. Enjoy your selfish loneliness.
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@KathySison4
@RudyGiuliani
You got it all wrong. We we’re having a good time laughing at all of joe’s gaffs and senility. And just when we thought it couldn’t get any funnier he picks a joke like Harris. We’re not scared, we’re laughing our a$$es off! This is HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣
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@AOC
I don’t think you are watching the same debate as the rest of the country. Kamala has avoided giving a straight answer to EVERY QUESTION.
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@AngelWarrior321
I think I’m the only one from Montana voting Trump.....
Oh yea, I’m the only person IN Montana, that’s right.
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@AZ_Beau
Yes. If found guilty they should be sentenced to the same punishment that the man they accused would have been sentenced to.
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Yes👇
Our government is a clear and present danger to it's citizens
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Imagine if 75 million of us refused to pay taxes.🤔🤔🤔
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@TGrammie2
I’m wondering how people can actually believe what the news is saying.🤨 AT NO TIME did Trump EVER say he was going to take away social security.
I am quite surprised we still have it now. Isn’t the federal government broke?
Trillions in debt!
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@oldgymbro
@RadioGenoa
If this was my child I’d get arrested for first degree murder and being a vigilante. I’d be willing to spend my life in prison for that.😡
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@TBifford
Reminds me of the opening scene from “Airplane”.
“Don’t start with that White Zone sh*t again!”
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@HermitRambler
I was hoping not but here we are!
And folks, you might think it couldn’t get any worse but I have learned that there could be another shit-show next week........stay tuned.
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@ekbdvm
@stevesilberman
@kurteichenwald
@SmileItsNathan
The dude in the uniform IS taking back our country from fascism. The mobs scream about fascism when they themselves are the fascist. I don’t even think they know what it is.
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@TimRunsHisMouth
Jeffery Epstein, I know he’s dead but we ARE talking about the Democratic Party.
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@LindaLe83525565
Prayers for your granddaughter. God is listening no matter how many responses you see on here. He is the blessing that counts.
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@tracybeanz
They are trying to spin early voting as the norm. Early voting is NOT normal for a free and fair election.
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@JordanDowling
@Dis_mofuxa
@LASDHQ
Trump is NOT in charge of local police departments, that’s kind of how all this works. You’re LOCAL officials are to blame. Trump just offers help if needed. Local officials are too bumped up with TDS to ask for it, they would rather see the cities burn.
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@Ammo_irl
@rugratking
@Twitter
No, if you have morals then live by them always. Not just when it suits you.
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@no_silenced
This is the main reasons why one of us is with Sydney AT ALL TIMES!
No babysitter or daycare at this house.
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@TjBaile92420150
@SugarMAGA
What part of the constitution? The 14th amendment does not apply without a conviction.
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👇👇👇👇this is why thanksgiving is going to be so expensive this year. 16 cents ain’t gonna cover this.
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@prettyxpixie
@EvanAKilgore
Hundred bucks says nothing will happen to her. I’ve lost all faith in accountability for the people in Washington.
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@BaddPrit
Seriously do you guys do ANY research on this crap or do you just come up with this shit right off the top of your head?🤨
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@ManBehindCurta1
@IvarMectin
@sullydish
@riskbender
I want evidence too. Trump was an a-hole, no bullshit. That’s why I DID vote for him.
Everything he has said would happen under Biden HAS happened and everything the swamp has said about him has been proven FALSE. Please elaborate on how Trump is an authoritarian on ANYTHING.
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@LoveHerMo
I wish I could do a crappy job for 50 years and still get paid half a mil a year to do it.
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@Keem_113
Our lives are already turned upside down. The thing that surprises me is people are actually falling for the biggest lie of mankind and it’s all to keep power. Yes I’m talking about Covid.
Right now the whole world is un-freaking-believable.
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@McVulvasteen
@Holden114
This is the best reply on this thread. Biden supporters get ready for a shit-fest🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@BradmcoyFriese
@R5Eileen
Ooooo, let them go. I'll get my video equipment ready and ride over this year. Should be a classic "hold my beer and watch this" moment.
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@RonLisaMc1
@aust_tl
It’s also tacky to deny the true cause of death for these children. The VACCINE itself is killing these kids, covid is practically harmless to someone under 5 years old.
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@RandomBunnyTalk
@joannferg
As kids we spent a LOT of time outside playing. Sometimes 10 to 12 hours on a Saturday or Sunday
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@SpeakerPelosi
When you invest in real estate there’s all sorts of tax breaks, those tax breaks were voted in by CONGRESS........that’s you by the way.
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@gorillahairglue
@krystyMhill
@LoveHerMo
Yep, it’s surreal. I don’t get why people still think we will fix it in 2022. It’s obvious that elections are screwed from now on. I really feel we the people need to do something.
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If you have to turn off the comments in an open platform then YOU might be the problem. Get over it and quit being such a pussy.
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@finKlEiNhoRN22
That’s the way it should be. Being subservient goes both ways. I do things for my wife and she does for me as well. Most times when we do it we’re not looking for recognition, we just do it out of habit and because we care.
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Sooo…. Truckers boycott New York and all of the sudden my Amazon orders are arriving tomorrow instead of next week here in Texas.
Coincidence?
I stand with
#Truckers4Trump
100%
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@Imagecaptured
@Jami_USA
When my older daughter was born my ex wife about killed me for putting Beavis and Butthead on the tv in the delivery room. Does that count?
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@ExposingLibsBS
@nancy_hamm1
@Alyssa_Milano
I'll say it again.....if you don't want kids then DON'T HAVE SEX!!!!! It's not a hard concept to grasp.
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@shellsncheezzz
Rona, because I know no matter what happens it will all be over within 2 weeks
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@mmpadellan
@CraigandKristy1
Wait. Precedent has been set today. Political law fare is now legal. YOU can even be convicted for your political beliefs now too.🤨
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@LoveHerMo
Claim everything you can on your taxes, let’s make it worse for them.
I think I’m even gonna claim
@catturd2
as a dependent.
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@miles_commodore
Miles, I will like and RT every last tweet you put up about
#JaslynAdams
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Keep it up.
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A truer concept has not been proven
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@TheFigen_
I used to live right next to Yellowstone, the locals actually tell stories about people like this all the time.
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@themodalice
Was Joe Biden sworn into the senate as well? That’s what he said he was running for.
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@jgillil2
@beingrealmac
I this this attitude needs to be done thru all society, not just school board meetings.
This IS peaceful, just because you don’t like what is being said doesn’t mean it’s not peaceful.
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Sooooo, gonna take a couple of months off work and gonna head south for the remainder of winter. Florida here I come!
Point me towards a beach!😎
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@mmpadellan
We wanted Killary locked up but in the end she wasn’t. Trump thought it would have been the wrong thing to do, didn’t even start an investigation. He said it would have hurt the country.
I wonder if he still thinks that.
The fact that you think this wasn’t rigged is the problem
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@TGrammie2
Ok normally I like this innovative stuff. But not this time. This is just dumb and if my wife did this to our kitchen countertops I’d be pissed.
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