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woodchipper enthusiast | retired fat person | traditional | Christ is King “The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it.”

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@coleslawless
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3 years
I would like to thank self-bullying for this transformation, who woulda thought that self loathing could bring self love?
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@coleslawless
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3 years
“If you homeschool your kids they won’t adjust well in our society.” Yeh, that’s literally the point. I don’t want them to be a part of your society.
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@coleslawless
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@coleslawless
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3 years
I just want a husband that can support me and 7+ kids while I make tallow and apple butter and do a podcast about homesteading and hating the state. Is that too much to ask??
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@coleslawless
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4 years
I weighed 300 lbs in 2018. I had lost myself & I didn’t want to live. I just weighed myself, & I’m at 148 lbs. It took almost 3 years of mental, physical, & emotional dedication to reach my goal. I lost a whole ass adult, by myself, I did that. Learn to love yourself, it’s rad.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
How do you (politely) tell a man that you think they’re absolutely gorgeous and you would appreciate having their children?
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@coleslawless
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3 years
I have unvaxxed eggs. Starting at 20k a pop. Get em’ while they’re hot.
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@coleslawless
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8 months
Remove Texas Roadhouse from all states refusing to support Texas in the border crisis. Y’all don’t deserve unlimited rolls and cinnamon honey butter.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
If you’re wearing a mask in your pfp just know you’re a cuck.
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@coleslawless
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1 year
They literally have the right tool to satisfy you physically, they were born with it.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
“tHeY sMoKe WeeD” and you go through 6 bottle of wine and a 5th of vodka in 3 days. Calm down, Cheryl.
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@coleslawless
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1 year
Friendly reminder that your government hates you and pedophile lives don’t matter 🤙🏼
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@coleslawless
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3 years
My future husband is getting custom built guns for our wedding gift from my father, and if that’s an issue I will not be marrying him.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Left a guy because he got the vax, how am I supposed to birth 7 kids with your corrupted semen??
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@coleslawless
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1 year
This child just told her grandmother that a man was raping her and her mother is enabling and assisting in the abuse. All this vile human had to say (after not believing this child) was “bUt wHaT aBoUt gETtiNG tHe LeAD rOLe iN tHe sChOoL pLay??”
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@coleslawless
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10 months
I try to keep most of my personal life and information off of this app, but I figured it was time to announce it… Baby #1 due Summer 2024 🧡
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Children. He sexually abused children. Stop saying “underaged ____” to lessen the harshness of the situation. John Griffin groomed and abused (say it with me) c h i l d r e n.
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CNN's John Griffin Arrested Over Abuse of Underage Girls
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@coleslawless
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2 years
My accounts been locked all day because I called Zelenskyy a cocaine keebler elf :(
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Friendly reminder to belittle your local pedophile today!
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@coleslawless
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5 years
We did it, we lived to see the day.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but get off that birth control.
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@coleslawless
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2 months
Anyone who says they would vote for Michelle Obama if she ran for president didn’t have to experience how she ruined public school lunches for us. I saw what she did to cafeterias, I don’t trust her to do anything right.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Marriage is just marrying your best friend that you also get to have sex with.
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@coleslawless
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1 year
Y’all are worried about Boebert getting felt up in a theatre but half of our political leaders are on Epstein’s flight logs.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Can we talk about the Vegas shooting yet or is that still a no no?
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@coleslawless
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1 year
304 to 170 The best decision I ever made was learning to love myself properly.
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1 year
I could use a little motivation, it's been a long day & I'm tired of looking at my own pictures 😂 Could y'all reply or quote tweet this with your weight loss before & after pics?
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@coleslawless
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10 months
Hunter Biden talking about how horrible “MAGA Republicans” are and how it’s shameful what is being done to his family while half of us have videos of him fucking strippers and doing cocaine on our phones is honestly hilarious.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
4 years ago today I walked into a delivery room (high on drugs, and over 300 pounds) to see my first niece for the first time. I was going to die or take my own life if I didn’t change, but I chose to be part of her world. Seeing that little girl changed my life, she saved me.
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@coleslawless
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1 year
In 2017 I was an obese addict with no intention of changing that. By the end of 2018 I was on track to becoming the woman I am today. I found God and then I found myself, and I’ll never let either of those go. You are capable of change. You are worthy of love. You get to decide.
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@coleslawless
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1 year
You can judge my eating habits, but my skin is clear and my blood work is impeccable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Stop using your mental health as an excuse, and stop saying you can’t control yourself. I was a literal piece of shit 5 years ago. I was an addict, obese, selfish, and blamed everything on my diagnosis. You are bigger than your trauma. You are bigger than your mental illness.
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@coleslawless
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10 months
My brother in Christ, Stop watching porn and go lift some weights instead. Your future wife will be grateful.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
🍯🍯🍯
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@coleslawless
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3 months
We have successfully welcomed our little girl into the world. 52 hours of labor was not expected, but it was so worth it.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Summer and Fall 2017 vs Summer and Fall 2021 By the beginning of 2018 I made the decision to get clean, get healthy, process my traumas, and find myself. Learn to love yourself, you are the only person that can hold you accountable. I promise that you are worth committing to.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
I don’t care if y’all bully me for this— I need friends to play D&D with.
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@coleslawless
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5 months
WHY IS HE WEARING THE BEANIE WHAT
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Great hanging with Tim Pool @Timcast at Mar-a-lago
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@coleslawless
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3 years
RT if you’re unvaccinated, so we can all reproduce superior children.
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@coleslawless
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1 year
Soft smiles and extremist thoughts
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@coleslawless
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1 year
I am the daughter of a military home. I was told that my father sacrificed years of his life for the betterment of my future. I was told his absence for a majority of my childhood was necessary to protect this nation. My home was broken because war mongering criminals decided
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@coleslawless
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2 years
This is an anti sunscreen page.
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@coleslawless
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2 years
YO IM SO HYPED WE BOUGHT A FUCKIN GROCERY STORE, I DESIGNED THESE SIGNS, IM PUMPED
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@coleslawless
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7 months
You’re not ugly, you’re just fat and full of seed oils. Exhibit A:
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@BigNeyogems
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An opinion you stand firmly on?
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@coleslawless
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2 years
We open our grocery store tomorrow, so everyone look at my meat.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Can’t believe I stayed with a dude that would ignore my nudes, like open them and leave me on read. Bro, what????
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@coleslawless
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2 years
I don’t remember the specific date of my sobriety— but 2022 marked my 5th year of “being happy.” I got clean, I lost 150 pounds, and I changed pieces of my character that I didn’t even know needed to be changed. I can’t l wait to show myself up in 2023. 2017- 2018- 2021- 2022-
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@coleslawless
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1 year
As a retired fat I’m here to tell you to stop being a fat. It’s not worth it.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
My new year’s resolution is to expose the creeps and married men in my DM’s.
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@coleslawless
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1 year
stay strapped, don’t smoke crack
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@coleslawless
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2 years
serious inquiries only.
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@coleslawless
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1 year
Good afternoon, fellow woodchipper enthusiasts.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Stop using deodorant with aluminum in it.
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@coleslawless
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2 years
I hate to break it to y’all, but all of the hot twitter women are feds. All of them.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
They sealed the documents from the Maxwell trial. Who are they protecting?
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2 years
Name 3 people you want to punch in the face at the risk of getting arrested— and to make it hard it can’t be David Hogg, AOC, or any libertarian podcaster.
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@coleslawless
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10 months
14 weeks and happier than ever.
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@coleslawless
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9 months
Normalize not circumcising your sons. Circumcision IS genital mutilation. An infant undergoes a traumatic and painful experience. They are taken from the comfort of the womb, and then taken from the safety of their mother to have one of the most sensitive parts of their body
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@coleslawless
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3 years
“You don’t need a tummy tuck, you look great!” I appreciate the attempt at affirming me, but if I put in the work to lose 100+ pounds and my doctor tells me I have 20 pounds of useless skin on me— I want that shit removed. I didn’t work this hard to have a soft midsection. Tf.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
The real reason I want to marry a man older than me is so I can make fun of him for being older than me.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Someone make a collage of all of the liberty chicks boobies. I know someone has enough saved that they can outdo adidas.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Send him nudes when the market is bad, it’ll help with the swings.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Guess who forgot to add juice to her mimosas and is about to spend 3 hours down a rabbit hole!
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@coleslawless
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Friendly reminder that birth control, adderall, and SSRI’s aren’t helping you. Stop depending on big pharma to fix your problems and get your own shit together. Eat well, exercise, and love life as hard as you can. It’s not always easy, but the outcome is rad.
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@coleslawless
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1 year
I found my confidence again, this is a dangerous thing.
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@coleslawless
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1 year
When he says he’s unvaccinated and wants to raise a bunch of children on a homestead—
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Tell me again I shouldn’t have a gun to defend myself, even in my own home. Go ahead.
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1 year
I want to throat punch every psychiatrist/therapist that told me I would most likely be on anti-psychotics and anti-depressants for the rest of my life due to my mental health issues. I didn’t need big pharma. I needed more protein, lots of sunshine, and the Lord.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
I did a parasite cleanse and I don’t want to talk about it, but I’m just here to say that you should probably do one too.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
High School vs Now
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@coleslawless
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1 year
My dog just saved my life from a water moccasin that was as thick as my forearm, and he is very proud of him self. 12/10, good boy.
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@coleslawless
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1 year
My favorite thing to see on the TL this morning was @shoe0nhead and @TRHLofficial making a new friend of Pearl. It’s so nice to see women come together, ya know?
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@coleslawless
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8 months
We can’t wait to meet our little girl 🌷
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Big head.
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@coleslawless
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1 year
Losing copious amounts of weight and overcoming addiction isn’t easy, but I can assure you that it is well worth the work. Learn to love yourself, it’s rad.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
My husband can’t have more than 2 groomsmen because I literally have 3 friends and one of them is my mom.
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@coleslawless
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2 years
Go outside and touch some grass.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Our world is ran by an elite group of pedophiles. Just a friendly reminder.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
4 years apart— a lot happier, a little gayer. I recommend that you learn to love yourself. Treat your mind and soul right, work out, eat some protein, meditate. Hate less, love harder. Don’t let their energy change yours. You won’t regret it.
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@coleslawless
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2 years
Everyone look at my meat
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@coleslawless
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7 months
As a retired fat I am qualified to tell you that life is better when you aren’t a fat.
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@coleslawless
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2 years
A titty is a titty no matter how small.
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@coleslawless
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3 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but IPA’s are full of estrogen and make your body produce more estrogen.
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@coleslawless
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9 months
This is how it feels following half of y’all.
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@coleslawless
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11 months
🍯🍯🍯
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@coleslawless
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1 year
l plan to purchase a plot of land next to my folks and build a forever home to start my own homestead. It isn’t happening the way I expected it to (I thought I would be married with a baby in my belly by now), but starting this journey alone will be so rewarding. I’ll get to
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3 years
the higher the ponytail the bigger the ______.
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@coleslawless
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9 months
I made a lot of life changes between 2018 and 2023— • Overcame addiction. • Beat obesity. • Learned to face my traumas/demons (this is a continuous battle for all). • Forgave my aggressors and abusers. • Moved across the nation to own and operate my own business. • Found
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@coleslawless
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1 year
Well, a majority of women have room temperature IQ’s. So..
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10 months
GM
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1 year
GM
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1 year
Are you uncomfortable around guns or did you have masculine male role models in your life growing up?
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@coleslawless
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3 years
Woke up with titties in my DM’s. Bless.
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@coleslawless
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2 years
@CasuallyGreg the marmot did it better.
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@coleslawless
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11 months
Had to cut off my bare toes because some of y’all are weirdos, happy Friday 🤙🏼
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@coleslawless
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11 months
It has come to my attention that a lot of individuals are offended by this. 6 years ago this would have offended me as well, then I took ownership of my own life. I was told I would be on antipsychotics and antidepressants for most likely my entire life. I was in and out of
@coleslawless
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11 months
Friendly reminder that birth control, adderall, and SSRI’s aren’t helping you. Stop depending on big pharma to fix your problems and get your own shit together. Eat well, exercise, and love life as hard as you can. It’s not always easy, but the outcome is rad.
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Why she got tiddies on her back?
@LibertyCappy
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“perfect”
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@coleslawless
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3 years
A guy made his move by tipping me $69 on $7.52 tab. Y’all are ridiculous.
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1 year
This dress was $3
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1 year
Apparently it’s not appropriate to refer to myself as a “retired fat” so I’m going to do it far more often.
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