Wayne Profile Banner
Wayne Profile
Wayne

@codepublish

Followers
797
Following
415
Media
471
Statuses
8,984

Dad tweets | 🐍 Python and 🦀 Rust programming

Joined March 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@pronounced_kyle Are you going to bill us for this tweet
13
86
12K
@codepublish
Wayne
16 days
@MrAlexisPereira Hey, can you take mine out? It’s 111-69-4200
8
7
4K
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@LittleMammith My God, the prophecy
7
50
4K
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@luke_metro “I built 100 miles of high speed rail overnight, now let’s watch the state of California shut it down”
4
56
4K
@codepublish
Wayne
3 months
@1929stockcrash God forbid a man having hobbies
5
16
3K
@codepublish
Wayne
3 months
@thechosenberg It’s like the opposite of Good Will Hunting
11
18
3K
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@logic_denier I think people driving while intoxicated should be stopped by cops.
4
1
2K
@codepublish
Wayne
6 months
@Votto007 You won’t get away with this
1
6
2K
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@mannyfidel At least my enemies never betray me. They’ve already trayed.
6
11
2K
@codepublish
Wayne
15 days
@citehchris Couldn’t be this king
Tweet media one
8
15
2K
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@SteamboatUSA Incredible last sentence just caps the whole thing off
8
4
2K
@codepublish
Wayne
5 months
@AChillGhost nice germs dude
3
1
2K
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@samhaselby he's like a diet mtn dew
17
5
1K
@codepublish
Wayne
6 months
@PrinceVogel This is one area where I'm convinced future generations are going to blast us
6
13
1K
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@opinonhaver Plane keeper upper man
9
3
948
@codepublish
Wayne
5 months
@mualphaxi Everyday I’m choosing not to make millions of dollars
1
5
936
@codepublish
Wayne
27 days
@yacineMTB Make a video game where the npcs call you weird all the time
13
6
920
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@asanwal Where’s that thread about Dropbox and you can just set up your own ftp
13
4
858
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@pbgomez_ It was slopey roof nsfw
2
3
829
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@BigolWave One of the saddest tweets I’ve seen
4
2
811
@codepublish
Wayne
14 days
@bencjenkins It’s the “this whole time” that’s sending me
1
0
706
@codepublish
Wayne
3 months
Tweet media one
5
6
693
@codepublish
Wayne
8 months
@webdevMason There is nothing so despicable and so unfathomable as a forced abortion And yet, it’s true, it happened and often There is no forgiveness
2
11
683
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@katefeetie This is real Black Mirror shit
1
4
696
@codepublish
Wayne
6 months
@sarahradz_ This is, 100%, what I would expect to happen
2
0
681
@codepublish
Wayne
6 months
@Sietchposting When is a gift not a gift
4
5
670
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@parismarx The tulips are beautiful! Personally I think they’re worth TWICE as much
4
3
653
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@thisisnefertiti Being drawn and quartered probably feels realllly good for a half second
6
7
643
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@spectatorindex Should we buy toilet paper?
26
29
639
@codepublish
Wayne
15 days
@_ali_taylor Must be a German word
15
6
605
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@ruff_bluffs I’m….unburdened…by..what..has….been!
1
7
602
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@AlecStapp Did he incorporate the keys? Where are the 13 keys!?
11
3
588
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@ChiTownSam723 The gaslighting will continue until morale improves
1
5
553
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@Dervine7 Classic trickster
0
2
517
@codepublish
Wayne
7 months
@aduantach The National dish
0
2
503
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@vxunderground @laykayfals Sorry, I had this PTO planned for a while. See you guys in two weeks!
4
4
475
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@WannabeSpidey @alejandroxpadi Woo variants That’s what was missing Variants
10
4
450
@codepublish
Wayne
6 months
@ronnui_ And then Creed starts playing
7
6
446
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@sketchyhippos You need to connect with your audience
1
2
446
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@coopercooperco We need to shut everything down until we can figure out what is going on
0
1
435
@codepublish
Wayne
14 days
@JoePostingg At this rate she’ll have most of the worlds currency at month end
0
0
431
@codepublish
Wayne
3 months
@GhostOfMessorem Why is the spice so damn expensive lately
1
0
397
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@craigbased Oh my fucking GOD
0
0
386
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@realgirl_fieri My stepmothers parents, both of them, are still alive and in their house. Their kids are paying $12,000 a month for in-house nursing care. This is going to become a serious problem.
19
17
376
@codepublish
Wayne
4 months
@HalfAcreBTCFarm @DeepDishEnjoyer that's your future kids' community not great.
5
1
350
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@johnhfio That boomer wealth is headed towards skilled nursing care and exorbitant end of life care.
10
6
349
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@Universe__Lover I could never do this to the kids. What the hell are we doing here
0
2
342
@codepublish
Wayne
3 months
@BronskiJoseph yea I think we need to cool it on the “have a baby young and your whole life is ruined” discourse
8
9
328
@codepublish
Wayne
6 months
@zeta_globin In the better job market people like this used to get jobs all the time
4
4
307
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@DeepDishEnjoyer That’s your thing dude!
1
0
308
@codepublish
Wayne
7 months
@samswoora Sleep is where engineers connect to the wider psychosphere
1
5
305
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@_LukeBradley It’s lazy design
2
3
300
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@i_zzzzzz “I should buy property in Rehobeth before it gets expensive”
2
1
294
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@TheMcKenziest Good article, extremely wrong conclusion
1
2
285
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@_ceee_ @DeepDishEnjoyer They’re all looking for permission
5
0
271
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@ethanmead4ever It’s not Dr Manhattan if he’s wearing shorts
4
0
271
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@chinesegon God these people suck
1
0
270
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@NickyWhat @thegoblinfury Love how they have knowledge of menus..and what's on them
1
0
264
@codepublish
Wayne
8 months
@dieworkwear Dress up for the boys, who, by the way, are back in town
2
3
264
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@NewsM101 Boden plz
0
1
255
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@CartoonsHateHer Yes the 8month olds favorite person is her 6year old brother who dances in his underwear for her
0
0
248
@codepublish
Wayne
4 months
@sameoldghost I have stolen the fruits that were on your tree which you probably watched grow from a seed Forgive me they were exposed so ripe and so free
8
4
247
@codepublish
Wayne
8 days
@tawnniee Isn’t this how all relationships start
5
0
246
@codepublish
Wayne
3 months
@chinesegon “I did everything the system told me to do and it’s not working out!”
1
2
237
@codepublish
Wayne
14 days
@BasedNorthmathr Degrowth is a death cult
5
3
226
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@danielwithmusic Don’t answer email on weekends! That’s how they get ya. It can wait.
0
2
221
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@buckadeath Goons gooning Wait
1
0
220
@codepublish
Wayne
9 months
@wanyeburkett This is why I’m partial to the doomerist scenario that we’re all killed by ai making content that we can’t take our eyes off of and we all starve
14
3
203
@codepublish
Wayne
3 months
@the_transit_guy Has ai right in the name
1
0
206
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@ethanmead4ever u gotta commit to the bit
1
0
206
@codepublish
Wayne
4 months
@TheStalwart The *tip* is to build a multi-billion dollar brand? Do I have that right?
0
0
199
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@charleyonhere Who is this comedian? Is he friends with Cool Adam?
4
0
204
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@TheScottCharles Dimensia sounds like a terrible Marvel sequel
7
2
204
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@JacobRubashkin Get his wife on the campaign posters Awwooogga
2
0
196
@codepublish
Wayne
3 months
@StatisticUrban @DyFrex___ In DC at least you’d see parents jogging running strollers around the Mall. I wonder how long you could go in Seoul without seeing anyone under five years old
2
1
191
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@snoopy_dot_jpg Ohhhh daaaammn The cat ears are coming out tonight
2
1
194
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@royllovians This is perfect. The left really believes if we all read the same books in the same order we’d all think alike
1
0
189
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@AlecStapp @youngseveruss This is correct. We all are so quick to forget
1
0
181
@codepublish
Wayne
5 months
@Noahpinion Time for one of my favorite memes
Tweet media one
1
8
181
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@sarahradz_ The pain. I can’t imagine.
0
0
176
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@vocalcry Raw dogging the Appalachian trail
0
0
170
@codepublish
Wayne
6 months
@afraidofwasps I just saw a mother and daughter wiped out by someone doing 70 in a 35
0
0
159
@codepublish
Wayne
3 months
@SenorBush Jesus this makes me feel old. I remember this thread in real time
2
0
157
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@CantEverDie Those Republicans
Tweet media one
1
1
151
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@Noahpinion Self imposed surveillance state
0
6
146
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@mattyglesias These republicans sure are weird
5
2
142
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@yacineMTB You’re one of the biggest alt right neocon accounts on the web now boss
3
0
136
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@LeRef5 @jimwaterson But the first to be blamed
2
0
134
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@rmc031 We love you grandma But you’re a danger on the road
1
0
136
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@wyatt_privilege Only if it’s diet
2
0
134
@codepublish
Wayne
6 months
@Schizomort @PrinceVogel Zoos concern me less than factory farming pigs, for example
0
1
132
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@zzdccc @unwisewords42 @AlecStapp @youngseveruss Before the 2016 election Silver had something like 60% chance Clinton, 40% chance Trump which was the highest Trump chance published. And he would point out that things that happen with a 40% likelihood DO HAPPEN all the time. With these stats people think that whoever is over
2
1
133
@codepublish
Wayne
2 months
@IDoTheThinking My stepmothers father had his 95th birthday party. They asked him to make a wish “Please don’t put me in a home”
3
1
130
@codepublish
Wayne
6 months
@anveio @InternetHippo Very strange how the child is strong and skilled yet pensive and brooding
2
0
129
@codepublish
Wayne
3 months
@d_feldman @upzone_CA obesity is a terrible scourge and usually is a *really good reason* so ya, maybe oppose the use of it for the skinny and fit I guess
3
0
130
@codepublish
Wayne
1 month
@InternetHippo Listen Jack anyway
0
0
130
@codepublish
Wayne
3 months
@the_transit_guy This is what losing the Mandate of Heaven looks like
2
0
122