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ride-or-die for lewis hamilton & jasmine's little psycho

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@brocedesbenz
laura
21 days
we <3 elevator mirrors ~~~happy #f1twtselfieday
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@brocedesbenz
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3 months
don't let the collision distract you from the fact that nico hülkenberg overtook sergio perez in a HAAS
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@brocedesbenz
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3 months
he had to unspin after the stairs 😭😭
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that princess twirl he did? 😭😭💗
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
mercedes & lewis hamilton, a (probably ongoing) thread ~
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1 month
he won a race and the first thing he asks in the cooldown room is "they were not quick, mercedes?" oh i KNOW what you are lando norris
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@brocedesbenz
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3 months
he looks like he's cosplaying as roscoe i can't explain it
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@brocedesbenz
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28 days
"you are allowed to race oscar, papaya rules" LMFAOOOO IS THIS KINDERGARTEN??? PAPAYA RULES????
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@brocedesbenz
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29 days
max is yelling at horner in the garage 😭😭
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
god made him a driver because he would've been too powerful as a wag
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@brocedesbenz
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6 months
the powerpoint, a thread
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@brocedesbenz
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6 months
guys i sent my friend a sad brocedes edit and now she wants to know the lore i'm about to make the brocedes lore power point
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@brocedesbenz
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3 months
ferrari after getting charles his home race win:
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@brocedesbenz
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3 months
aston martin have not had a good race result since this dropped... starting to think she cursed the team
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@brocedesbenz
laura
6 months
mercedes 2024 season
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@brocedesbenz
laura
5 months
something about how muscle memory kicks in before you remember reality
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@brocedesbenz
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5 months
i know t*to wants him to join mercedes but have we considered the possibility that max verstappen might just straight up retire out of nowhere because he feels like it
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
this season has lewis and max fans rooting for each other's driver DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THINGS HAVE TO BE FOR THAT TO HAPPEN
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@brocedesbenz
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
the adoption cancelled out the monaco curse everyone say thank you oscar home race collector
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@brocedesbenz
laura
3 months
SKY SPORTS ARE RE-ENACTING THE BROCEDES CRASH ON BICYCLES??????????";;£(#!]¥}€=¥]
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@brocedesbenz
laura
3 months
feeling slightly concerned!
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@brocedesbenz
laura
3 months
meetup next??
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@brocedesbenz
laura
3 months
real footage of nico rosberg distracting mercedes to protect car 44
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@brocedesbenz
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2 months
funniest bit is he more or less called lewis a car merchant multiple times but can't even be called one in return because he's not winning much even with the fastest car
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@brocedesbenz
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8 months
f1 drivers call each other mate because they're not brave enough to call each other babe
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@brocedesbenz
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9 months
"the chances of roscoe being named after nico rosberg are low, but never zero"
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@brocedesbenz
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2 months
my irls think i'm a casual f1 watcher meanwhile i'm yelling about two drivers' dogs meeting on twitter dot com getting all emotional
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@brocedesbenz
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5 months
2025 ferrari lineup out of context
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@brocedesbenz
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6 months
nico rosberg didn't have the old grid wrapped around his finger calling him britney because he was so beautiful for y'all to call him a "crazy hear me out"
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@brocedesbenz
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2 months
love opening the app to that
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@brocedesbenz
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3 months
"lando norris has DOUBLED his poles" I'M IN TEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@brocedesbenz
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@16piastris
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they hate when you serve bad bitch with a huge forehead
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@brocedesbenz
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22 days
he sent us to bed depressed then let us wake up to this
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@brocedesbenz
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2 months
nico just said that mclaren have thrown away a bunch of wins 😭😭
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@brocedesbenz
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5 months
"lewis never loves nico more than when nico's a step below him"
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
it's so funny to me how my entire tl normally hates the red bull dominance but if the other option is norris wins we're all in favour of red bull winning 😭😭
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
AM I GOING CRAZY OR WAS THAT NICO ROSBERG LEWIS WAS JUST TALKING TO THERE?!?!??? HELLOOOOOO?!?!??????
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@brocedesbenz
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2 months
guess what they put with all the trophies 😭
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@MercedesAMGF1
Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team
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Our trophy haul from the first half of the season 🤩
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@brocedesbenz
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5 months
I'M CRYING AHAHAHHAA
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@brocedesbenz
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5 months
this photo always wrecks me
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@brocedesbenz
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7 months
i honestly don't know which part of this i find funniest
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@brocedesbenz
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2 months
???????????
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@brocedesbenz
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7 months
we need nico rosberg back for honest, valid opinions and actual input because this is getting ridiculous
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@brocedesbenz
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2 months
dad dogs
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
her ability to make him look like some random guy needs to be studied
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
between this and lewis talking about eating pizza during karting we're healing from 2016
@ZJMCRAVE
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Zayn recently pointed out a picture of Louis Tomlinson in a fan’s phone case and said "Aye Louis"!
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@brocedesbenz
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5 months
petition to have nico rosberg at every f1 race he brings the fun and the actual questions
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@brocedesbenz
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3 months
he has fewer wins than lewis has piercings be fr for a second
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@brocedesbenz
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8 months
nurse i'm out again
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
men will wear the cuntiest sexiest outfits ever and then have boxershorts underneath like what's stopping y'all from wearing lace...
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@brocedesbenz
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10 months
seeing "shame for the safety car" and "abu dhabi" so close together is bad for me
@Charles_Leclerc
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Nothing more we could have done. Shame for the safety car but I enjoyed this race. See you in Abu Dhabi 🤍
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
lewis to everyone in that damn garage currently
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@brocedesbenz
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1 month
@PHLJerry LITERALLYYYY he said lewis SHOULD be winning every race when merc were good and now he managed to win as many races as lewis who has a slower car 😭 embarrassing if you ask me
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@brocedesbenz
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1 month
I'M CREASING WHAT ON EARTH 😭😭
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
"he is now the greatest of all time" teamlh leader is back on business guys it's all good
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✿ lumi !! ⁶³
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nico talking about the barcelona 2016 crash
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@brocedesbenz
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6 months
leo leclerc has been around for two days but he's already a star with edits
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@brocedesbenz
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5 months
it's not even the smirk that gives it away. it's that left eyebrow.
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@brocedesbenz
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6 months
team statement teamlh is pleased to announce that we cannot wait for 2025 to come, and will forever be grateful to fred vasseur for freeing lewis hamilton from toto wolff.
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Team Statement Scuderia Ferrari is pleased to announce that Lewis Hamilton will be joining the team in 2025, on a multi-year contract.
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@brocedesbenz
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23 days
also don't ever get it wrong, i'm not sad that he's leaving MERCEDES, i'm sad that HE'S LEAVING mercedes because clearly he's sad about leaving
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
now that's an ao3 tag i can get behind
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@brocedesbenz
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5 months
nico: "charles doesn't seem like someone who goes into conflict with his teammates" crofty: "like you" nico: "no.. come on, that's not nice to say 😔😔" BROCEDES WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS
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@brocedesbenz
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6 months
whoever convinced him to grow out his hair and bring britney back actually saved lives
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"simply lovely huh?" how can someone be this big of a walking ick oh my god
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@brocedesbenz
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8 months
you think you're having a normal day and then nico rosberg reminds you he's neighbours with lewis hamilton and his daughters get christmas gifts
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
"as a lewis fan he's w-" shut the fuck up.
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@brocedesbenz
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2 months
some twisted part of me takes great delight in the fact that oscar got a congratulatory shoutout for his maiden win in lewis' instagram captions and lando didn't
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@brocedesbenz
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5 months
what the fuck typa ao3 tag is that 😭😭
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
did we bully them into posting about the record fastest lap 😭😭
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@brocedesbenz
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4 months
lewis hamilton on the plane out of canada
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@brocedesbenz
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5 months
they gave birth to that pup fr fr
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@brocedesbenz
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5 months
not a SINGLE beat wasn't missed
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2 months
am i tripping or do brocedes seem more healed this season
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@brocedesbenz
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6 months
queen & king of monaco were also in attendance
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@brocedesbenz
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1 month
keep my wife's name out of your mouth omg
@DOOH4NJPG
el 🤍✧˚. ⁴ 🖇️
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some of yall say you love f1 rivalries but can’t handle lando saying sinply lovely 😭😭😭 yall would NOT have survived nico rosberg and the infamous hat throw
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4 months
dare i say old habits die screaming
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@sim3744 the way he regrets even saying his name when it's wrong 😭😭😭
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my favourite loser
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@brocedesbenz
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LEWIS HAMILTON WINKED AT NICO ROSBERG IN THE BIG YEAR OF 2024
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3 months
NORRIS DNF
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@brocedesbenz
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10 days
this is how i walk out the mclaren hospitality with their rear wing plans up my ass
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@brocedesbenz
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3 months
"nobody is bigger than the sport" meanwhile the sport supports HIS project
@fiagirly
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#F1 | Formula 1 partners up with Lewis Hamilton’s Charity – Mission 44! 🚨 Formula 1 and Mission 44 are collaborating to help drive forward diversity in Motorsport This weekend, at Silverstone, students from the Formula 1 Engineering and Mission 44 MSc Engineering scholarship
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3 months
my favourite thing ever is the entirety of f1twt bullying that fictional team and the social media accounts 😭😭
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@brocedesbenz
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if i played the us open i'd lose so embarrassingly because i wouldn't be able to take my eyes off him
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@brocedesbenz
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5 months
the fondness oozing off of him i'm going to be sick
@sebsclaren
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nico talking about lewis and when they were teammates together as kids.. likely place for him to be in
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4 months
i KNOW toto did not just compare the teammates overtake to nico and lewis. i know i misheard that. surely he's not this dumb???
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"let's wait for the dust to settle" - toto wolff post ad16
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@brocedesbenz
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6 months
sharing with you nico rosberg's evil twin because please jeremy what is this
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3 months
"i could have his pups" takes me out every single time like is HE gonna get knocked up or what
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2 months
nobody is happier for others' maiden wins than lewis hamilton
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the difference is CRAZY try telling me again how he's not the heart and soul of the sport
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5 months
custom dior and custom versace. sir lewis hamilton, THE fashion man
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adoption went through guys even f1 acknowledge it
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@F1
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FP1 CLASSIFICATION First practice finished like this 👇 #F1 #MonacoGP
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@brocedesbenz
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grinning in front of lewis' garage i know what you are
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the entire family suffered today they're all getting therapy
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car so bad a brit started drinking coffee
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"wonder if that made toto wolff smile or not..." nico going "no i DOUBT it" in the most cutting tone ever he HATES his ass 😭😭
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@hourIyhoroscope
astrology bot
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leo, go vegan for a week.
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