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36. Francophile 🇫🇷 Lipstick fan. Boxing fan. Partial to a Cadbury finger (or 3) Longterm user of Marmite. Unhealthy obsession with The Smiths. Mum to Teddy.💙
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Sold one of my leopard print coats on Vinted. Never felt more shamed in my life 😂😂😂
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Not a phone in sight and everyone flying high 🕊️☢️ Best ever.
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@Mrwelshy92
I'm taking the piss out of myself. I didn't name them. It's more of a humorous share. Clout? I don't even know what that entails 😂 I'm an old leopard print wearing mum. I'm sorry the tweet wasn't for you, we can't please everyone. ✌🏻
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12 years ago I was sectioned in a secure hospital as I'd had a pretty serious breakdown. I spent a while there including my birthday attempting to get better and 'recover'.
Today I sit in my flat with my 3 year old awaiting Christmas watching movies and cooking a spaghetti
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@MegStEsprit
I've got my boy in a sealed tube. I can't look and I have no idea what to do with them. I didn't want to leave him behind and wanted him with me but not sure if this is worse 😫
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Thank you for all the funny replies. As a disclaimer: I meant no harm. Thought it was just an innocent funny message. Not sure the negative replies are necessary but that's the internet. Long live leopard print ✌🏻❤️
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Why shouldn’t a 22 yr go travelling alone?This blame game against the parents & victim is bullshit. No one expects2be murdered,no one should stop living their life through fear of something happening.
THOUSANDS of people go travelling alone&are safe. It’s a tragedy
#GraceMillane
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Are you a small business selling online? Please link drop. I want to shop but also support you. Tag, link and RT. 🛒
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Is Jonas on crack? Although I wanted her to win, she didn't. Not even close. I'd be embarrassed to stand there chatting all that utter shite. Robbery. One of the worst I've seen recently. Poor fucking Mayer.
#JonasMayer
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@sarajcox
Told a woman working in a charity shop in Bournemouth I was off to France she asked where abouts so I told her. Said she owned a house there, turns out my grandparents (ex estate agents in France) had sold her said house.
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@Nicholasvanj
The fact he didn't remember you speaks volumes, likely you were one of many he's bullied. Him blocking you also speaks volumes, hopefully guilt got him. I hope by confronting him healed some part of you ❤️
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@EverythingOOC
Leave steaks out for a minimum of an hour before cooking. Add a little sugar to petit pois while boiling. Leave a candle to pool all the way to the sides, all the way round on its first burn. Candles have a first burn memory!
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Daim bars may be trending but they should never changed the name. Delicious crunchy bars of heaven.
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It’s a.... BOY! 💙 Baby is happy (definitely is after all the crumpets I’ve been eating) and healthy. All perfectly formed so far and wriggling around like a goodun’. See you in September little man 🥰
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She's a complete and utter psychopath. She's deserves an oscar, bafta and pat on the back for her performance.
#killerwomen
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We weren’t going to share any photos of Teddy on social media. Purely for privacy however, whilst he is our son, we do want to share him in some small way as covid has put paid to so many seeing him when he’s still so tiny. So here are a few of him. He is the most perfect angel💙
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I won’t do a long announcement here as I have on faceboook but it’s now time to tell. I am expecting our first baby ❤️ Absolutely over the moon.
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@anon_opin
I love it when people send these in trying to be edgy but just end up looking like a complete plum.
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@emilyshepss
Funny how's it's pretty much all men calling you a 'Grass'. Typical. And that's ladies and gents is why penis is always off the menu. 👌🏻
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If you’re feeling a bit glum or need a laugh.
Take 2 minutes out of your day to watch this. It’ll sort you right out.
Retweet to spread the smiles 😂😂
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Liam Gallagher is a fucking god. I’m sorry but he’s just the epitome of cool. Goes out calm & cool as a cucumber, performs, smashes it & keeps it old school.
Never be anyone like him/oasis EVER again.
#glastonbury19
#Glasto2019
#LiamGallagher
#GlastonburyFestival
#Glasto
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@fesshole
I’m clearly such a boring old bitch but this is just vile. Never understood ruining something for an innocent party. 🥴
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So I wasn't going to tweet about this but I see my lovely sister has so perhaps it's better to talk about it than not. We are all in a whole world of pain.
Last week we (family group chat) received a message from our dad to say after feeling unwell for a while the doctors had
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Shall we have another round of wishlisting?
Leave yours below please - even if I’ve gifted you. 🎁 Retweet and let’s do this!
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@anon_opin
They only tunnel if they aren't left to pool on the first burn. It takes hours so don't give up and blow it out. Signed, a girl with no life and a penchant for candles 🕯️ 😂
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@AppleloniaStick
@KCDavisSays
Was looking for this. Why is there not a whole host of horlicks comments 😂 Best ever!
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Look at that delicious little body 😍 We’ve decided to keep his face off social media for the foreseeable. I’ve never seen a more perfect boy but sadly other people aren’t as perfect & I’ve witnessed first hand how vile people can be online. So for now, he’s a secret 😂❤️
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@HJB3996
@anon_opin
More expensive to hire cars. Unlikely to ever find a hire van which is auto (we all need a van at some point) Boring. Expensive looking for a car if going second hand. Less freely available in the second hand market. Can't ever borrow a mates car unless auto. The list is endless
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Guess which fat twat ate 3/4 of a pizza and tiramisu today but is having a Toblerone chaser? Yup. That'll be me.
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So I’m now on the graphics at AFCBournemouth. Don’t know if I’m embarrassed or honoured 🤷🏼♀️❤️
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Went on a lunch date today. He didn't pay. Lied about his height and demanded ice cream.
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@sam_bambs
'This really is a lovely house, let down somewhat by the exterior but we can gloss over that, literally'
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Let’s make today count!!
I’ve had tea & 🍌 so I’m fuelled for the day ☀️
Leave your
#AmazonWishlist
below, I’ll treat as many as I can. Remember to always have a few lower price items so people can gift on a budget 🎁
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If you’re joining in on any wishlist thread or creating your own. You’re not obliged or duty bound to gift or gift back - at all.
It’s upto the person if they wish to gift you or anyone else. I gift because I can and I like to. Not to receive anything back. There are no rules.
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@SkySportsBoxing
Perfect ending. All this Eubank nonsense. For what? He's bowing out at the perfect time.
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@FloSimpsonn
The most ironic thing all those commenting and quote retweeting laughing etc are men! Say no fucking more.
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It’s Sunday. I’m going to enjoy this
@AldiUK
champagne and add that if you were ever in doubt about buying champs from Aldi, don’t be. It’s absolutely delicious and I’m totally ok with admitting that. Bravo Aldi my old friend 👏🏻
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@ladbible
What?! I started a petition to bring back citrus polos and the c*nts called it nonsense. 🤷🏼♀️
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4.10am I’m lying in a hospital bed with suspected appendicitis - I’ve been here since 5pm yesterday, I’m nil by mouth, on a drip, cannulas in both hands, morphined off my tits & do u know what?
I fucking love the NHS. We are so unbelievably lucky, Without it we’d all be fucked.
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@fesshole
Nice to see some decent replies for a change.
You could never have known. Time to let it go. ❤️
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@idlewildgirl
Chips. No.
Hash browns. Absofuckinglutely.
Little chef sauté potatoes. Inject them into my veins.
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Followers dropping like flies when I mention my pregnancy. C ya! 👋🏻 Me & my miracle baby are here to stay (on MY Twitter may I add) so here’s a video of my boy with the loudest hiccups ever 😂😂
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I know it's not Gatwick and no need to announce a departure and no one cares but I'm going to take a social media break. News today on my dads cancer has broken me and quite frankly I applaud and send my love to anyone who is going or has gone through this. Going to spend some
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Buttery crumpets. Beer. Mini eggs. Mashed potatoes. My utter lack of self control. Need I go on?
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Tonight I fulfilled an item on my bucket list and saw
@SimplyRedHQ
live. Best night ever. Absolutely blown away. Thanks to
@clarkey_1
for taking me. ❤️😭
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