Humble♡Bee🐝
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It's only in Zambia were someone can say 15k is poverty, but they sell cheap ass jewellery they buy online for k25 and sell it for k150. Trying to get to the same 15k poverty line they looking down on😄🤦♀️
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Am actually ending this year with a win, startd a small business that is giving me K800 plus profit everyday. I didn't see it because I was focusing on what I didn't get. Thank you Jesus for my business,am grateful. And forgive me for complaining. I see the bigger picture now.
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Indeed, lesa talekelesha abakwe.🤸♂️
New job✅️, new house ✅️, new location ✅️,
Thank you, Jesus!🙏. Am so grateful.
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My house in the bush😍. solar powered house, geyser, and water pump🤸♀️. Zesco can kiss my ass😌
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My next relationship to be my last🙏🕯🕯🕯....nalema please😩
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Someone in our family didn't want to go register nd get a card. As she was giving her reasons, someone in the kitchen said "TAWABULYE!" Nd every1 agreed. As am posting Naya mukutantama umukashana😅
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Ths can fill up heroes stadium,not that nonsense y'all keep hyping 🤣🤣🤣🤭
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Surviving in Zambia nowadays be like:
1) nshikwete
2) nshilafola
3) nali fumapo nshinshibe elo nde bwela
4) nali kuka
5) naine nde lolela apa so
6) na chuma naine boi
😄
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Representing Namwangas and man u, of course 🤣🤣
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Reminds me of a time when I went for a sleepover. We got home at 9 pm,I was starving. And tht person didn't have food in the house. No rice,pasta, potatoes, bread noodles, nothing. And the stove had issues. I slept in my tight jeans plus belt. Left at 6 AM and blocked him🙃
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Ati if your perfume does not cost more than k350 you are using air freshener...🤣
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Men who love grooving should normalise bathing their urine before going out. Just pee in your bath water, then you'll be safe out there. The things young ladies are doing to charm men are mind-blowing 🤯
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I have no problem helping a man financially. But this one ajaila mwe. His now feeling entitled and has made it a habit.Everytime he calls,it's money. No, hi,I just called to check up on you. Ths is how men close the door on themselves.They don't think or read between the lines
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My sister's best friend is from Rwanda. Everytime we go with her to a store or supermarket,once she realises that it's owned by a Rwandese. She gets a panic attack, freaks out like crazy till we get her out the store. One day we asked her what happens.
A THREAD~
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Mom can’t say ‘ Anniebel waina’ she just says ‘ni matako ayo olo muli bombasa?’😒
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For men with chipo's personality not to locate me🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕎🕎🕎
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Ba zesco less amipale, ine buying a power bank for 7 zaza. I am not ok!😭
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The minister of finance and national planning is very smart. Census Job application K5.87. If 1,000,000 people apply.
5.87 ×1,000,000=5,870,000. 👏
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in Zambia, they can smash and record you, then tell you pa last ati kulibe ndalama 🤣🤣
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Towela has been flopping lately, I think she should take a break 🥱
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For those who are curious, it's food business. Try it in a good location and you'll see that k800 isn't far-fetched🤦♀️. On a bad day, it's 300 -500. But not less. Am buying a car nxt year😄
Am actually ending this year with a win, startd a small business that is giving me K800 plus profit everyday. I didn't see it because I was focusing on what I didn't get. Thank you Jesus for my business,am grateful. And forgive me for complaining. I see the bigger picture now.
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That hun has smashed a lot of Twitter guys. For her to say "ask around," it means ndimwe bambili. 😅..and you were all praying that she shouldn't drop your screenshot. Problem is you want to sleep with anything that breathes,mukala sebana ififine. Learn or perish😄
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Ths👇is the reason why I don't throw a pity party when someone says they got raped. We women do lie sometimes 😌
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#BREAKING
: Ex-Manchester City footballer, Benjamin Mendy, has been found NOT GUILTY of rape and attempted rape.
Just another man who has had his career ruined due to false allegations.
When will this end?
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May basketball feed us ths season cause vi bola ni vama satanix🤣🥳💃🕺💃🕺
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Before going to bed,I prayed. I was feeling lazy to pray properly because of the heat, but i decided to whisper a short prayer and then sleep. As soon as I connected through prayer,I saw something.
~THREAD....
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All of sudden the country got money to employ as many youths as possible naka 10% increment pa mwamba.Ok pf government was a scam mwe. And they think they'll bounce back😆🚮
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My new age is for people who have their shit together😬. Thank God for +1🥂
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I can also cheat if your beard looks like that😅
Not a hater🧜🏿♂️
I hope this kama girl doesn’t one day do this guy typical“Female shit"of betraying him for being a very nice guy.
In his 20s,niggah is supposed to be investing in his personal development,yet is busy doing 30s shit.🤧
Note:Females will always punish beta providers.
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Ever since I stopped complaining and started being grateful. Doors started opening like crazy, my life moving in the right direction now. Complaining really blocks your blessings ..
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The flag the face
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Yo maps is not a lyrical genius, he lacks creativity, his songs sound the same,his vocals are pathetic 🙄,his over hyped..its a long list😬
Unpopular Zambian music opinions that would get you in this position?
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😂😂...my hand be inside his pants in less than 10s🤣🤣.
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Christians shouldn't be celebrating pagan holidays. Which verse says Jesus was born on 25th December? rearrange the letters in SANTA,u get SATAN. 25 December is the day they were sacrificing babies to their god. Babies conceived during Easter holiday.
Thread~
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@Given_MIZ
@AfricaFactsZone
Says someone who's currently depending on electricity from Zambia🙄
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Awe mwandi me I like to be babied,I like to be loved, I like to be adored,I like to be cared for. Teti nkwanishe ukuba feminist😂
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Ati my flow is bananas, monkey makaka. We make the club jerk monga motoka yafa. And then ati never been close to a chicken, nyama soya.🤣🤣🤣something like that and I was like wtf am I listening to😅
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Finally someone says it...😀. White people kisses don't give me vibes..🤭
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Damn...I knew that beat on never forget was familiar.. kansi ni magg44. He never misses 🙌
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Natural full lips 💋
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Let's also normalise celebrating women in medicine and engineering. Not just banking 🙄
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Me praying for a healthy, stable and non toxic ship. The devil sends 1 of his minions to come check if am still stupid😆..Get behind me satan😅🤧
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For me to never contribute to the Zambian divorce statistics 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
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Put some respect on Man U💪🏾. Winning against west ham is not for everyone 😎
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See how I do my make-up. Very simple,very cutesy😍🥰,very demure🙃. I don't move around looking like a clown😌
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Working on a holiday cause I love money 💰 and I want a bonus😌
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Ma nchito yenangu even on a Sunday sure🙄. First pic of 2022
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It's the lips👄 for me. Some of us are born with them and others pay thousands for them. Life ain't fair..🙃
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Better late than never. Thank you, Jesus, for another year. 30 is in clear view now😄
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Matero thieves are determined. They spent their night making a hole in our concrete fence. Am sure they'll come back to finish the job
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My camera man was like "kanshi Samsung ilafunya bwino aii"🤦♀️
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Lusaka landlords amaze me, 3k bedsitter?😄...limbi ifwe twalipya fye mwe kwashala fye ukulungula😅😅🚶♀️
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Because someone asked nicely 🙃💞
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People are really scared to double txt aii? 😂ine I can send 4 msgs in a row with no shame😆
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