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My friend: Hey do you have a powerpoint on death?
Me: Highschool, middleschool, or the purgatory special?
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It’s Confirmation Mass Time y’all
Pray for my 112 candidates!
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Christ is risen! Alleluia, Alleluia!
Praise be to God, Alleluia, Alleluia!
And y’all he did it; my dad is officially part of the Catholic Church and I am overjoyed.
Glory to God in the highest!
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On a Wednesday in the driveway
I said I’ll love you again and again
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Hi, I’m new to Catholic Twitter!
Which controversy should I tweet about to generate the most interactions?
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Are you ever
suddenly made aware of the fact that
you exist in other peoples' lives?
Like they talk about you. Think about you. Consider your thoughts and opinions on things with or without talking to you
And you have no idea.
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Prayer request?
I’ve been in the middle of a really rough situation for almost two weeks now
I keep thinking it’s resolved, only for it to come back up with a new angle again and again
And it’s wearing me down. it’s a struggle to do the right thing instead of the easy thing
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Giving a talk on assisted suicide, euthanasia, and suicide tonight at youth group
Offer up a prayer for me and the teens today! These topics aren’t easy, but they’re necessary to talk about.
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This has to be one of the coolest things I've seen and held.
Bl. Carlo Acutis, pray for us <3
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“Ms. Catherine do you want to see my tan?”
My youth group kids think they’re funny part 3
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Barnes & Noble is a dangerous place to kill time
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Please pray for the repose of the soul of Silvia; my boyfriend’s grandmother who passed away this morning
And for him & his family.
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Please say some prayers for E, who is having one of the worst weeks of his life this week.
For comfort, for strength, for hope, and for peace.
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Lil sis: yeah idk how to play chess, but at my college’s Catholic center I’ll walk up to tables of people playing chess - watch for a few minutes - nod seriously and say “checkmate in 5” and walk away
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My friend: Wanna come teach my 7th graders about Aquinas's proofs for the existence of God?
Me: *already pulling up my pre-made powerpoint on this exact subject for middle school level students* Do I ever! This is my jam!
My friend: I love you, but, why are you like this?
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Hot take:
The question “how do we keep them involved after” shouldn’t actually be a big determining question for the age of confirmation
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Fellow Youth Minister: Does anyone know what the five love languages are?
Middle schooler, FULL of confidence: ITALIAN!
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When the deacon uses the homily on Trinity Sunday to talk about the essence, nature, attributes, and persons of God
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In exactly six months
I’ll be partying with friends and family celebrating my marriage to E
I think that’s pretty neat
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“Ms. Catherine where did you get the stickers for this wall?”
“That’s actually paint, painted it with my friend a couple years ago”
(Book wall for the win)
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I get to sing for Mass this evening with my boyfriend on the piano and I just think that’s really neat 🥹
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Cold weather means all the excuses to wear dramatic coats with absurdly high collars
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It’s Confirmation Day!
Pray for my candidates as they receive this sacrament, may they be open to the transformation of their hearts today and forever.
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The best thing I heard after Mass wasn’t the Bishop’s compliment for how organized it was, or the peoples’ comments about how great the music was, but the candidate who said “thank you, this process inspired me and I want to get more involved in my faith.”
God is good.
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To the teen who tonight said that they’re atheist & don’t come to youth group for the religion but because it’s a cool place to hang out
I’m so glad you come! You’re always welcome! I’m just glad to have a place for you to have fun on Monday nights with your friends.
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Success!
We marched for life! We sang praises to God! We flash mobbed! We made a rope out of scarves to keep our crew together!
Now off to find dinner
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Waitress: Do you want dessert?
E: No thanks. We’re actually gonna go to Baskin Robbins
Waitress: Oh that’s the right choice. Ours are too fancy; go get y’all some ice cream
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In case no one has told you recently:
- you are loved
- you are worthy of love
- you are enough
And don’t you forget it.
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But these sisters. They weren’t fooled.
“The tallest girl! Also the beautiful one! We knew that was you!”
I have discovered that I can almost go incognito at diocesan functions if I just
Wear my hair down.
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My youth group’s pilgrimage to Washington DC for the March for Life this January is
FULLY FUNDED
I am in shock.
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Our Lady of the Immaculate Conception, pray for us
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Please pray for the success, whatever that looks like, of the confirmation retreat I'm running tomorrow for 70 high school students
Just about everything, so far, that can go wrong has gone wrong
Our theme is Trust and I think I just gotta throw myself into God's arms for this.
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Tonight at youth group:
- one kid is quoting the entire MegaMind movie
- another is shredding on the electric guitar
- others are debating what a multiverse is
And amidst it all, Nerf weapons are being used for maximum chaos
It’s a great night
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Oh hey
It’s been 8 years since I became a published author
That’s pretty cool
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You might be from a foodie family when your parents give you a variety of smoked salmon for a Valentine’s Day gift 😂😂
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Saints be like:
“When people say ‘Where in the Bible does it say you should pray to dead Saints,’ my question is: ‘Where in the Bible does it say Saints are dead?’”
- Steve Ray (
@JerusalemJones
)
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Church? Booked
Priest? Confirmed
Cantor/Musician? Confirmed
Venue? booked
Photographer? Booked
Florist? Contacted, proposal is coming, and I'm "one of her favorite people"
I'm killing it y'all. Not bad for 13 days
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When you’ve been dealing with bees all week
And then get this beautiful beeswax ornament unexpectedly at work
Is it poetic? Unrelated? Ambrose, what ya up to pal?
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Finished first marriage prep meeting with the pastor tonight, E & I walked outside the office and just looked at each other, because it feels *real* now. In the best way.
The internal screaming begins again. Deo gratias.
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The book || the author behind the book
hi writers! please QRT and show me
the book || the author behind the book
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I want to be the next Tolkien*
*leaving piles of notes, unfinished works, and innumerable projects to stress out my children
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When one of your former youth group teens lists your youth group as one of the reasons he decided to go to seminary
You praise God & pray even more for the discernment of all of your teens
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Thinking about some of the other photos we took - including one at the piano in the church where we first introduced ourselves 🥰
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Prayers of thanksgiving because my dad is 5 years cancer free 🎉🥳🙌
Deo gratias
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It’s too nice outside to not
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“If you eat that you won’t fit in your wedding dress”
Respectfully, no. Don’t need that.
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This *was* the emptiest Buc-Ee’s I’d ever seen until we brought our crew of 300 inside
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Graduated kiddos on fall break took time outta their free time to surprise & say hi to their old youth minister
I love these overgrown kiddos yall.
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Having a personal library stamp is one of the greatest simple pleasures in my life and I am so thankful for it
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We are ROLLING
Bus 8 is really great!
Pray for us as we travel and pray and dive deeper into our relationship with God this week. And for good weather!
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Every gal has to channel their inner Barbie Girl sometimes right?
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Signing off twitter till after Easter Vigil; please keep my dad & all those entering the Church this weekend in your prayers!
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Not me staring at the ring this morning and wondering when this is gonna feel real because the internal screaming is still going
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Ready to go run the last Middle School Youth Group of the school year!
Time for outdoor games, trivia, pizza, and who knows what else - our motto is “Christ, Community, and (organized) Chaos” for a reason
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I do not care of 'they're a nice dog' or 'I'm trying to train them' I do not appreciate dogs running up to me, barking or growling, with the owner just standing there, yards away, watching it happen as I'm trying to walk around the block
It does not help my fear of dogs.
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What are sisters for if not for texting and saying “will you be Mario if I’m Luigi”
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Got asked to sing for a funeral tomorrow because none of the regular cantors can
The music list includes Schubert's Ave Maria
Am I realizing I've never actually sung this famous piece? Yes. Yes I am. Oops.
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Heyo I ordered a wedding dress today
(Pictured: the bouquet my sister made for me to hold while I tried on the sample one again to make sure it was THE one)
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Just slightly unnerved by the fact that I discovered nearly 20 dead bees in my room tonight
That were not there when I left for work this morning
Nor do I recall seeing them when I got home from work (but it is possible they were there then)
Idk what’s up man. This is weird
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Made a big batch of tomato basil soup today and I'm so happy.
It's good soup.
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I would like
To not have people
Insinuate that I’m wasting my talents & intelligence by doing what I do instead of being in a classroom thanks
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Getting ready for Youth Group
There ain’t no youth group like the St. George youth group ‘cuz the St. George youth group don’t stop
Tonight we’ll have a mini Olympics and then talk about freedom
Let’s go!
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When you commit to the bit of looking a fool for youth group to make a point about being a fool for Christ
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I dragged
@ankastewart
and the lil cousin to late Mass to sing with me and it was 10/10
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
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Self-Care can mean remembering that your vacation time can be used for random days off and not just for big planned vacations
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Celebrating one of our friends tonight!!
Congrats, Alyxis and Taylor!
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Last minute prep for feasting and fun
The Christmas season has almost begun!
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Hi Jesus
I love you
Just normal Catholic things
Waiting on the patio of the riverside casino for Jesus to pass by in a Eucharistic boat procession
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When you’re alone in the office it’s mandatory to go spidey mode
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Happy Mother’s Day to all mothers, mother figures, and our universal Mama Mary ❤️
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I don’t care
If three of your dogs start running up to me and jumping on me as I’m trying to run - I don’t care how nice they are. It’s not a fun time
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Please pray for someone close to me, and their family.
thank you.
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When the pastor announces at youth group that apparently you and the choir director are leading a pilgrimage to Italy in 2025 😳
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I just used the phrase “it’s morbin’ time” with the youth group kids
If this is being hip with the youths I don’t like it
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Someone on facebook: Can Catholics play Dnd?
Me: Short answer, yes. Long answer - how long do you have for a discussion on the ways in which DnD (and TTRPGs in general) can improve one's appreciation and awareness of goodness, beauty, and truth? [among many other things]
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Still Delayed! At the airport so we broke out Uno and got coffee
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We did it
25 hour retreat for the win
Praise God for the way He brought this group together and remains active within us always.
Deo Gratias.
Slay your dragons.
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New ID has been got
Not sure what “Youth Minister Director” means tho
I guess I direct the youth minister - aka - myself?
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