Abdullah Mayet
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Muslim first || Tea stan acc 🍵 || this-lex-sick || BSc Comp Sci💻 || 9 + 10 = 21 || @abdullah_priv
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Some of you have a short memory.
We don’t.
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South Africa basically said: Your honor i got screenshots😭💀
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I'm guessing the winter soldier and captain America are going to save us from WW3
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So Saudi beat Argentina. Do we celebrate today or do we celebrate with Makkah tomorrow. Asking for a friend
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Do you also pretend to sanitize when walking into shops or are you normal?
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Pretty girls don't post Eid pics, but DAMN you Gorillas won't rest💀
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The only time brown parents say "well done" is when you break something
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These ig stickers are a whole pandemic by themselves
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This girl said she wanted to go star gazing so I took away her iron tablets 💀
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The whole Dunya is either gone for Hajj or gone Turkey
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May Allah forgive me for all the tweets I liked, retweeted and posted 😭
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The real one's used to listen to the prank calls on 94.7 on their way to school
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Make dua South Africa succeeds today against Isreal🤲🏿
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA
PALESTINE WILL BE FREE🇵🇸
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Imagine marrying a girl that can't make nice tea 😭😭😭
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Be honest, how many of you went into ruku for witr😭
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In SA we first get our license then learn how to drive
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I still don't understand girls obsession over a guys height
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Free us from the shackles of university so we can enjoy Ramadan 😭
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It's always "liked your tweet" and never 'likes you'😭
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R100 to any brown girl that doesn't have "photographer, artist, baker or painter " in her bio
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That morning cup of tea slaps harder than Will Smith 💀
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Still can't believe I actually "Rabbi Zidni Ilma"-ed my way into uni
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I'm begging you'll please behave, I want to watch Spiderman in theatres
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I'm too awkward for a post nikkah hug, I'm sure a high five should do the job
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Asked this girl out on a date and she told me no so I spoiled Spiderman for her
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You'll getting excited for the reaction feature on whatsapp like anyone messages you
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How do i tell this girl i want to give her babies without creeping her out
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She blocked me so I ordered something from her business, now she's coming to me, see you at 3 Humairah 💀
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This guy made me excited about pots at the age of 5😭😭
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My beard might not connect but atleast my eyebrows do
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Tea is vital for survival. Dinosaurs didn't have Tea and look how that turned out.
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Height doesn't matter, we all going to be below 6ft when we dead
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Started a cupcake business, please support me, doing by order only
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Imagine not fasting coz you writing an exam, bro you worried about the wrong test 💀
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She said she wanted to go star gazing so I told her to look in the mirror, coz she a star 😎
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If she doesn't remember these she's too young for you bro
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At a family event and they reading my tweets out loud 🥲
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Me when i accidentally open up a chat I was ignoring
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Can't wait to have full on convos with my fam during sehri 😭
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Anyone: *takes long for Salaah*
Brown people: "You reading taraweh or something?"
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22 days until finals and I'm still sitting on my phone
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"what you studying next year?"
"When's results coming out?"
"Where did you apply?"
Every conversation I've had ever since I finished exams🙄
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I miss the days when I'd have pizza for lunch and continue fasting coz my mummy said I could
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In lion king, before scar got his scar what was he called????
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Kinda rude of this girl to get married while I have a crush on her 🙄
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Imagine marrying a girl and you find out she walks out of Marvel movies before the credits 😭
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1000 likes and I'll make a group with all my crushes and tell them I love them
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Sometimes I feel sorry for my family coz I'm annoying af😭
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To everyone that was posting food pics, I hope your acne comes back for Eid
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She likes my tweets. I like her tweets. what's next? Nikkah?
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If u have a crush on me, shoot your shot now, you have zero competition rn I’m telling you it’s a great chance
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I'm going sew my name on all of my wife's Abayas and chiffon scarves so people know she's mine
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Alhamdulillah🖤
Not getting married or anything, I'm just greatful for everything
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2024 Eid prices (excluding Eidi):
R50: "When are you finishing your degree?"
R100: "How's the studying going?"
R250: "How's campus?"
R300: "What are you studying?"
R500: "When are you getting married?"
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Seeing people mourn the queen is so funny, it's not like she stole all of your countries resources or anything 😭
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Not me simping for this girl only to find out she's married and she got a kid😭😭
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So brown girls are allowed to talk about my beard but when I talk about theirs, it's a problem
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Who needs 4 wives when you can get 1 wife with 4 different personalities
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How you on Twitter while failing financial maths, bro you worried about the wrong timeline 😭😭😭
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Are you today's date? Coz you 11/10, I know the math doesn't make sense but you and I together do
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You in her dms, her father asks me how many rakaats left for taraweh, we not the same
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I love playing with babies but as soon as I smell shit I'm leaving it and walking away
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I miss the days when I could wake up at 5 just to watch Mickey Mouse
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Even though we complain alot, us Muslims in South Africa need to be more grateful for our religion here and we need to realize how lucly we are to be able to practice it freely.
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Whatever happened to Hayaa and Modesty, there used to be a time when women wouldn't broadcast to the whole Dunya that they got their period now😪what has changed?
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Gonna use paper plates and cups at my wedding so I can go somewhere expensive for my honeymoon
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Okay, but I can't be the only one that can smell rain before it actually rains
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The only South Africans supporting an Apartheid state are the ones who supported the South African Apartheid
We, the people of South Africa, stand with Israel and all of her people.
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