Abby, she/they, aggressively pink, demi & poly, 29, s€x witch, genius bimbo, alt:
@apinkglitter
tweetin for the bitches who charge their tits in the moonlight
thinking about the time someone tweeted "what's your least favorite sign" and i responded with this image not realizing they meant astrological sign 🤦🏼♀️
cw: sad
my coworker has always been the queen of Christmas cookies. she passed away a week ago and we've been lost without her. yesterday, her husband came in and brought us plates of cookies that she made early and froze for us. i'm full of love and grief
@andromeda3083
she was mad about how expensive butter was getting so she made a lot of her cookies early this year. she knew she was sick and that she wouldn't have the energy for her usual 8-12 varieties in December. she was endlessly thoughtful and forever prepared.
evangelicals will traumatize you for twenty years straight and then when you decide you're not putting up with it anymore will hit you with that "well i guess we can't have a reasonable discussion about this"
as a neurodivergent adult, by 30 you should have:
1. a seam ripper for removing itchy tags from clothing
2. noise canceling headphones
3. a very specific favorite pen
4. a bin full of supplies for a hobby you now hate
what did i miss?
INTERMITTENT FASTING IS DISORDERED EATING
INTERMITTENT FASTING IS DISORDERED EATING
INTERMITTENT FASTING IS DISORDERED EATING
INTERMITTENT FASTING IS DISORDERED EATING
INTERMITTENT FASTING IS DISORDERED EATING
i used to think polyamorous people had a super power that i just didn't possess, now i understand that they're just people willing to look their jealousy and insecurity in the eyes with compassion and curiosity instead of shame and honestly? that's way more badass.
mentioned to one of my cishet friends that he needed a trashcan in his bathroom cuz i'm not putting a pad in his kitchen trash and the next time i was over there was a trashcan as well as a basket of tampons, pads, and wipes on the back of the toilet and that is allyship
@Tiffytoes
that's WILD. i've tried so many things to deal with my crazy dreams and it's so hard!!! i'm glad you found something that works for you and a doc that trusts you!!!!!
it would seem that there's some demisexual slander and acephobic rhetoric on the tl today so i'm dropping in to let you know that people on the ace spectrum exist and our experiences might look similar or different from yours but that doesn't make us less valid
@dieworkwear
today we found out that you're hot AND funny? the worst dressed men will really post a photo of a Dapper dude and say "omg can you believe" like yea, Gavin, he looks fly as hell, hush forever!
@sweatyhairy
These are like five bucks and will keep your toilet sparkling clean with zero effort from you and you can't even see them cuz they go in the back of the tank.
@forgot_piece
first thing when i wake up, quickie in the afternoon or right when i get home from work, maybe slow and romantic in the evening before bed. i'm a twice a day girl no DOUBT
my therapist: "you're allowed to keep shaming yourself, if you want. it just doesn't seem like that's helping you."
cool Dianna, do you ever get tired of being right?
i stopped drinking two years ago so anytime i go to a bar i ask for "a Shirley Temple with as many cherries as you're willing to give me" and the best i've ever gotten was 11 cherries and the worst was 0
woke up furious about this m*tthew w*st song so here's my single thought: i was taught that men would undress me with their eyes no matter what i was wearing so no, i don't think i will be wearing a turtleneck in June. i'm done taking fashion & relationship advice from christians
i spent hundreds of dollars trying to get dxed with adhd only for the proctor to tell me she'd never seen anyone so good at the memory tasks and for the doctor to write a letter saying "patient reports all of the diagnosable symptoms but seems too well adjusted for diagnosis"
the only binary i believe in is that everyone is either a triscuit or a wheat thins person and i just want to go on the record saying that wheat thins people are wrong
today i was diagnosed with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome (EDS) and am re-starting physical therapy for the first time in a decade. these are some giant steps for me, please clap
what cis parents of trans kids need to understand is that they are not grieving the death of their daughter/son, they're grieving the death of their gendered expectations for their child. that is valid pain but that's for them to work on, not put on their child.
@GraceSpelman
took some photos with my best friend for her birthday and when we paused to review them we laughed until i was in tears at this one. it was dark and her bf had his glasses off and wanted to make sure he was looking at the camera. even looking at it now i can't stop giggling.
what the fuck are the options for kids raised in the church? accept everything you were taught or be ostracized from the only community you know? that's not freedom
omg wait this weekend my wife and i are going to our first wedding as wives i can't fuckin wait, all our homeschool and church friends are gonna be there and i can't wait to laugh and dance and celebrate as our full selves
@BradPresutto
@MK_McMaster
i think a lot about a couple i knew who shared a benadryl and one of them slept for two days straight and the other was awake for that same time. not sure what it means. but it haunts me
@katanablack9
sounds like you're probably exhausted and maybe the meds finally clear your mind enough to feel it? that's how i feel sometimes. it's all situational, you might also not be at the right dose
polyamory is so hard! my boyfriend married his wife yesterday and trying to get our whole polycule to stand still for one moment to take a picture was near impossible. idk how these poly sluts do it
told my boss that my wife is trans and she asked me to help her get her pronouns right and asked if i was getting support because "supporters need supporters" and i'm feeling extremely seen and cherished
yea you've seen polyamory end badly but how many times have you watched your monogamous friends destroy their lives for a partner? perhaps poly people are more willing to be honest about their fuckups than the monogs who are trying to keep things looking good from the outside
@CARRIONIER
as a safety professional I'm. just glad she's wearing eyewear. also, pls enlighten me: what's wrong with turtle necks? I genuinely would love to know
cw: suicidality
today, after years of telling people i'm in danger and unwell, i finally had a therapist take me seriously and help me make a safety plan. this is a huge step for me, pls be proud
@sweatyhairy
@thelastthelost
get a rounded shower curtain rod. it'll cost 20 bucks, will take ten minutes to install, and will improve your shower experience forever more
i h8 that evangelicals ruined the phrase "doing life together" because that's so what i value in friendships. sorting laundry and talking about your week, going grocery shopping together, driving to the post office w/ a pal. we are reclaiming and requeering "doing life" in 2022