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sarah michel (no gellar)
1 year
my first byline for @HIGH_TIMES_Mag and it dropped on 420!🔥 It was not only fun to host a microdose mixer for my friends last week, it was an honor to write about it 💚 📸: @potluckcrew
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 years
celebrities and their evil counterparts
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sarah michel (no gellar)
3 months
Nobody: Sister Sage after yelling “You fascist!” #TheBoys
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sarah michel (no gellar)
1 month
#loveislandusa “let’s chill on the cussin in front of my niece and sister” boyyyyyy
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 years
will ferrell x red hot chilli peppers’ chad smith
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 years
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sarah michel (no gellar)
6 months
peter and trishelle are just not likable ppl .. and that’s why phaedras reads hit every time, despite them being right #thetraitors #TheTraitorsUS
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sarah michel (no gellar)
7 months
dan is arguably one of the best big brother players in history. i’ve never seen him so defeated.. phaedra ended him 😭 #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 months
serena jumped on that british boy like he was a bull at johnny utah’s but to kordell she taumbout “slow burner.” and yall expect me to feel bad.. for her??? #loveislandusa
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 months
kaylor and aaron can cuddle up all they want. they not winning this game #loveislandusa
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sarah michel (no gellar)
7 months
monique’s son said she prayed to God and when He gave her an answer she didn’t like, she went to “the universe.”
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sarah michel (no gellar)
9 months
lisa to meredith about monica: “i’d never talk to another woman like that” also lisa: #RHOSLC
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sarah michel (no gellar)
10 months
only way i can see kandi staying on #RHOA and it be entertaining is if they cast tamar because kandi would react to her. they already have history and tamar can more than handle it
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sarah michel (no gellar)
8 months
Dorit loves acting slow. Erika wasn’t even there for the conversation and even she knew why what Dorit said was wrong. Good for Garcelle 👏🏽 #rhobh
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sarah michel (no gellar)
6 months
salute to phaedra for playing a phenomenal game. she had to play a defensive one because of dan. had it not been for him, i know she would’ve made it to the end. for that dirty move,no matter what he says, he’s dead to her i fear #thetraitorsUS #TheTraitors
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 months
“i sent a woman to do something an army couldn’t.” powerful #SHOGUN #ShogunFX
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sarah michel (no gellar)
5 months
still thinking about #Shogun and wow. what an episode. the best of the series so far #ShogunFX
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sarah michel (no gellar)
6 months
clay hyping AD up at the altar knowing damn well he’s going to say “i don’t” #LoveIsBlind6
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sarah michel (no gellar)
3 months
#PerfectMatch i keep forgetting bryton is not chase from #toohottohandle
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sarah michel (no gellar)
7 months
it’s crazy how #TheChallenge39 is called battle for a new champ, and 90% of the ppl running the final didn’t have to battle to make it there
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sarah michel (no gellar)
9 months
monica watching lisa and whitney going at it #RHOSLC
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sarah michel (no gellar)
10 months
#RHOSLC monicas mom is giving performative because she knows her daughter is on tv. she acts innocent, but their conversations and actions prove she’s toxic af. monica def fell for it at first but quickly realized
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sarah michel (no gellar)
11 months
tori and fessy skated the whole way and still couldn’t catch that W #thechallengeusa2 #thechallengeUSA
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 months
rob and pick me liv gotta go #loveislandusa
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sarah michel (no gellar)
5 months
would’ve loved to see the rock get hit with the stone cold stunner though
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sarah michel (no gellar)
8 months
so now annemarie claims crystal, who was minding her business with garcelle, was the one who said sutton had an eating disorder #RHOBH
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sarah michel (no gellar)
5 months
one thing scheana gonna do is victimize herself despite being dead wrong cause how you say this to the woman whose husband you’ve been sleeping with. her and sandy are the same #PumpRules
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 years
estranged or not, you telling me that strong-minded mia’s parents would just open their home to a yt woman and tell her all their daughters business?? #LittleFiresEverywhere
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sarah michel (no gellar)
9 months
#HouseOfVillains is such an unserious show 😭
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 years
if my daughter ever left my house to find refuge with a white woman #LittleFiresEverywhere
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 months
#BBCAN12 spicy: “i just got in a fight with lex” the fight:
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 months
that’s all the clips??? no real leah and rob conversation? no andrea vote deliberation??? how does rob come out of this in a good light??? #loveislandusa
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 months
i feel like serena cares about kordell because he chooses her and her position in the house would be at stake otherwise. if she met someone she liked who liked her back, she wouldn’t hesitate to leave him which is why i can’t feel bad
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sarah michel (no gellar)
24 days
@feliciajbol “My eyes may not be crazy, but everything else about me is”
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 years
Nobody: Lolo Jones: I am an athlete #TheChallenge36
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 years
aww tariq got his own little tommy #PowerGhost
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sarah michel (no gellar)
3 years
the vets alliance is off when a black player is involved… again #TheChallenge37
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sarah michel (no gellar)
5 months
#BBCAN12 avery deserves to lose. you throw one of your closest allies on the block without speaking to them with TWO alums driving your doubt? have you learned nothing from dinis???
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sarah michel (no gellar)
1 month
@PresidentAdaeze laugh a little, it’s okay
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sarah michel (no gellar)
7 months
@yeawhathesaid seriously! they stay ready so they never have to get ready
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sarah michel (no gellar)
6 months
@FoxyDMD the north remembers
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sarah michel (no gellar)
11 months
tiffany has me crying 😭😭😭😭😭 #HouseOfVillains #thechallengeusa2
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sarah michel (no gellar)
5 months
the hot chocolate is spoiled. blame the milk that is spicy vee #BBCAN12
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sarah michel (no gellar)
1 month
#bb26 tucker trying to convince the house that lisa isn’t who she says she is
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sarah michel (no gellar)
3 years
#techtwitter if you are Black, DO NOT apply for this role. This co-founder at @milkvideo will exploit your talents, then threaten to call the police to ���deal with you in front of your family” when you ask for your payment. This man is a racist
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sarah michel (no gellar)
6 months
@jenngradybklyn yess! being aggressive even if you’re right is annoying and not fun to watch
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sarah michel (no gellar)
1 month
@wife0fsunwoo right?? i get it but like WORSE lmao
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sarah michel (no gellar)
11 months
for ppl looking for a new reality show to watch, #HouseOfVillains is serving old school reality tv realness
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sarah michel (no gellar)
3 years
the emerald team sucks individually? #TheChallenge37
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sarah michel (no gellar)
9 months
i never want to see corey and his lace front afro on the challenge again. he’s truly a bitch #thechallenge39
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 years
i know this is a weird time, but i’m praying everyone is safe, sane, and sanitized. if you lost someone, my deepest condolences💚 let’s continue to uplift one another while pursuing our passions. this too shall pass 🙏🏽
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sarah michel (no gellar)
6 months
to me, this sums up why most of the #Married2Med ladies don’t like quad. simone and toya def treat marriage like a sorority #Married2Medicine
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sarah michel (no gellar)
1 year
last time there was a writers strike, Lost and Prison Break suffered. but also, shows weren’t being crackishly pumped out at that time. still interested to see how all this will play out. with the amount of content out now, those ppl def have the $$ to pay
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BREAKING: TV & movie writers just voted to authorize a strike that could shut down Hollywood. Writers are making less than they were 10 years ago, while corporate profits have skyrocketed. They're not standing for it.
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sarah michel (no gellar)
3 years
also Rita Moreno, painted darker for her 1961 role in West Side Story vs her biological paste
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@Variety
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Rita Moreno Defends Lin-Manuel Miranda Over ‘In the Heights’ Colorism Criticism: ‘You Can Never Do Right’
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sarah michel (no gellar)
3 months
@PenelPixie same attitude, same lip fillers
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 months
kaylor misses aaron, but aaron doesn’t look like he misses kaylor #loveislandusa
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sarah michel (no gellar)
6 months
@kelli_pope mentally, yea but outwardly it’s rubbing a lot of ppl the wrong way to where even if they are faithful in their eyes, everyone wants them out anyway because they’re annoying
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sarah michel (no gellar)
7 months
janelle would’ve been so solid if she had just stuck with dan #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
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sarah michel (no gellar)
7 months
deontay wilder left #TraitorsUS because it triggered his childhood trauma with the accusations …good for him for prioritizing his mental health
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sarah michel (no gellar)
1 month
@ceejnsight lol v true
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 years
☺️hey guys! follow my brand @cannacultureconnect on IG to not only be educated on the MANY holistic benefits of cannabis, but learn about the dope products, services, events and cannapreneurs in the industry. and some fun stuff too! 💚
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 months
#loveislandusa good for kaylor and aaron & nicole and kendall for making it to top two in this comp. they STILL not getting my vote
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sarah michel (no gellar)
5 months
@itsleague
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What was the most embarrassing moment on live TV?
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sarah michel (no gellar)
3 years
frenchie called azah the queen and said derek frazier reminds him of his bestie .. i know what time it is with him #bigbrother23
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 months
#TheChallengeAllStars4 Jasmine at the beginning of the episode: Thanks for the star, Cara, I’m going to the final 10 mins later: I’m def at the bottom so my star is at risk
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 years
and if your tummy’s tapping you, check out @Meccas_Kitchen on IG offering seafood platters, a variety of rasta pastas and meal preps. NYC. instructions on how to place an order below.
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 years
jakes mom likes Black men but not Black women, got it #theultimatum
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 years
@AMikeBloomType terrible interview. she had no accountability/wasn’t challenged for her disgusting behavior 0/10
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 months
#TheMoleNetflix idk their names yet but they obnoxious and gotta go
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 years
@TheJessieWoo hate to see it. i be wanting to feel bad for nancy but the second she tried to used sk as a weapon against her own insecurity, she lost me
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sarah michel (no gellar)
1 year
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sarah michel (no gellar)
5 months
i love to see that laurel is still unhinged. reality tv is back #TheChallengeAllStars4
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 months
@Raeesweets eww she is?? i wish he never mentioned his brother at all cause it’s hard to tell who’s genuine
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sarah michel (no gellar)
1 month
@Cakeki0021 lol yea, i appreciate him for not folding like kaylors parents
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sarah michel (no gellar)
1 year
in all my years of watching reality tv, i never saw a white contestant use their privilege to put their game on the line for a Black contestant who was being unjustly targeted. that was actually dope to see in action. russell is a real one #survivetheraft
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 years
anyone with a 917 number is a legacy new yorker lol
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sarah michel (no gellar)
1 month
kendall, you’re not taking the dub. you are a dub. we ain’t forget #LoveIsandUSA
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 months
@symply_kim exactly!! she would’ve wasted no time. i just want to see kordell happy with someone who reciprocates
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 years
@FUCCl @jfitzgibbon he’s racist. duh
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sarah michel (no gellar)
10 months
@Ren_Jones right?? they’re missing that organic factor. they’d keep each other and the cast on their toes
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sarah michel (no gellar)
5 years
in an entire decade, i’ve never heard any of her songs and still haven’t cause i didn’t even watch this video
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sarah michel (no gellar)
1 month
#bb26 Things Angela Said About Matt: •he’s attractive and would end up in a showmance • he has crazy eyes Things true about Matt: •he’s considering a showmance with Mak • he has crazy eyes
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 years
jason momoa never testified. more proof these publications reporting on the trial never actually watched it. @latimes how you lie like this?
This is why no one trusts the MSM. You can edit it out but screenshots and online archives are forever @latimes when tf did Jason Momoa testify???????
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 months
why is kendall so shocked??? yes serena chose your messy ass and kassy chose your icky ass.. do something #loveislandusa
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 months
#LoveDuringLockup idk what’s worse: taking your children to prison every weekend to see a man who’s not their father or allowing him to watch you all day, including your daughter that isn’t his via security cameras all over the house
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sarah michel (no gellar)
3 years
gen z trying to get the menéndez brothers free was not on my bingo card
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 months
#loveislandusa i had to rewatch the Andrea decision, JaNa was understandably a hard No (led by liv) and they were closer with Nicole who was feeling miguel (point by liv) so who was left??!!!!
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sarah michel (no gellar)
1 year
if anyone is into competition shows, #Outlastnetflix is cut throat. i’ve never been more disgusted by contestants on a reality tv comp series (big brother doesn’t count)
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sarah michel (no gellar)
7 months
phaedra calling trishelle frantic at the round table #TheTraitorsUS
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 months
#TheChallengeAllStars4 leroy: “i want to ride with Kam but they’re both kind of right” translation: Kam is wrong but i can’t publicly disagree with her
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sarah michel (no gellar)
10 months
shake and the producers of #HouseOfVillains are making sure everyone knows he’s wildly disrespectful and hostile towards women and can never keep that same energy for men
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 months
#TheChallengeAllstars4 i can’t feel bad for brandon. instead of rekindling a friendship with someone you also didn’t reach out to in 8 years, he wanted to stand wrong in strong in his bs reasoning for voting cara in last week
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 months
#loveislandusa i’m choosing to believe that ariana was responsible for the girls picking the girl and the boys picking the boy. she does not play about JaNa
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 years
@jok3r1966 @khalisha_t it’s not a term used out of nowhere, it’s actually a true and studied thing.
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 years
@TaayTayMonae kyle isn’t the only one. each one of us could gain from continuing to educate ourselves, like about the history behind this term
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sarah michel (no gellar)
9 months
big t has put in so much work during her time on the challenge, to see these nobodies target her is annoying #TheChallenge39
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sarah michel (no gellar)
9 months
annemarie telling us her husband rates her an 8 1/2 as if that’s romantic #RHOBH
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sarah michel (no gellar)
3 months
#TheChallengeAllstars4 what lies has cara been spreading???? kam is so delusional 😭
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sarah michel (no gellar)
3 years
*helicopter passes over* pascal and lana:
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sarah michel (no gellar)
4 years
@Ashley_Says ma’am...: have a blessed evening 😭😭😭
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sarah michel (no gellar)
2 years
The Untold Rise and Fall of AND1 is on my watch list for tonight
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