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@_epiphiany
Pia
8 months
#PiaMasak & #PiaBekal thread 2024 🍳🍲👩🏻‍🍳
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@_epiphiany
Pia
4 years
If I bite into KFC and it turns out to be cake, someone is gonna get hurt
@nowthisimpact
NowThis Impact
4 years
These hyperrealistic ‘illusion cakes’ are a total mindfreak 🤯
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@_epiphiany
Pia
5 years
Weh. This is the prettiest pelamin I have ever seen.
@afiyqayub
afq
5 years
Ada shoot cikit kat porest beli haritu hihik
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@_epiphiany
Pia
2 years
Kalau esok tak settle kita buat musical chairs
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@_epiphiany
Pia
4 years
No one: Malay students presenting in class: so besikeli
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@_epiphiany
Pia
5 months
Perempuan gila gets treated better than perempuan understanding
@skyaddict6
Feelings
6 months
Unpopular dating opinions that would get you in this position???
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3 years
Weh semalam ada ketam terlepas dari dapur aku and no one noticed 😭😭😭 pukul 12 malam dia muncul kat kaki mak aku masa mak aku tengah guna komputer sjshhshahaah member dia yang lain dah siap kena makan dah 😭😭😭😭😔
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@_epiphiany
Pia
1 year
Kinda cute the way he updates us like we're all shareholders haha
@khairulaming
Khairulaming
1 year
I’m pleased to share with you guys yang jualan Sambal Nyet dah mencecah 2.4 juta botol iaitu bersamaan dgn jualan sebanyak Rm 33.5 juta ringgit. Sekarang production dah dinaikkan ke 7,000 botol sehari dan jualan juga dikembangkan ke live commerce 🙏🏻. Full update:
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@_epiphiany
Pia
3 years
25 is so weird. some of my friends have babies and some of the others have mentall illnesses
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@_epiphiany
Pia
3 years
Bijok ngat ye, tengok perempuan sekali pandang terus tahu saiz. Perempuan beli baju sendiri pun asyik salah saiz.
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@_epiphiany
Pia
4 years
Sanitary pads??? Certified Daddy.
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@_epiphiany
Pia
7 months
I doakan fresh grads dapat tempat kerja yang ada orang sanggup ajar dengan sabar. Working with fresh grad(s) got me thinking "haah eh, aku pun tak tahu gak benda ni dulu". Padahal benda simple je.
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@_epiphiany
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4 years
Don't skip prayers. If you're used to skipping prayers, start doing them. Try your best. Take your time with each prayer, each conversation. Be present. Soon enough you wouldn't want to skip them. Godspeed.
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@_epiphiany
Pia
3 years
They really be going everywhere except the parliament
@AzminAli
Mohamed Azmin Ali 🇲🇾
3 years
Alhamdulillah, selamat tiba di Incheon International Airport.
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Pia
3 years
I just wanna know how many turtles participated in the survey
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@_epiphiany
Pia
2 years
Baju kurung should be considered a complete formal outfit without the blazer tbh
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@_epiphiany
Pia
3 years
Sebenarnya cita-cita I nak jadi T20
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@_epiphiany
Pia
2 years
A maid kink..... On national television??? During Ramadhan?????? 😭😭😭😭
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@_epiphiany
Pia
3 years
I wanna buy scented candles for my mental health but it's gonna damage my financial health which in effect will damage my mental health
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@_epiphiany
Pia
4 years
I am an independent woman until someone babies me. Then I am an independent baby.
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1 year
Apa I tahu: kena potong daging lawan arah urat Apa I tak tahu: arah urat daging
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@_epiphiany
Pia
4 years
English can't possibly be the superior language when Bahasa Melayu has the word "sayang"
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@_epiphiany
Pia
2 years
Boleh tak differentiate red flag dengan preference............ tolong lah.......... Ejah sikit pun takpo
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@_epiphiany
Pia
3 years
Respect women, in public and in private. Respect women, always.
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@_epiphiany
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2 years
No one: Me: bekal Umar pergi kul
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@_epiphiany
Pia
3 years
Pergi mampos. Kalau bos kena serangan jantung kat pejabat, pukul 5 baru call ambulance
@nervousfag
Fred
3 years
Hell no, this is shit advice.
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Pia
3 years
Sorry tak terima tetamu nak datang beraya 🙏🏼 tapi kalau nak datang meminang boleh bincang dulu
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@_epiphiany
Pia
2 years
Budak sekarang yang lemah ke kau yang lemah tak pernah stand up for yourself
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@_epiphiany
Pia
3 years
Some people are naturally good at picking up hints, noticing the little details, or understanding body language. It's like they have a more acute sense for those things. Some people need things to be spelled out, bold, and underlined.
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Pia
3 years
"you rehat la, tak payah call takpe" Babe I have attachment issues, you ARE my rehat 🥺
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Pia
3 years
You're in his DMs, I'm in his Foodpanda addresses. We are not the same.
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2 years
The reason I wanna start bawak bekal again is because I try to keep my lunch below RM10 but it's getting more and more Impossible
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@_epiphiany
Pia
3 years
Tak semua perempuan nak kahwin. Not me tho. I very the nak kahwin lmao
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Pia
4 years
Can't believe I skipped kelas fardhu ain for this
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@_epiphiany
Pia
2 months
Lecturer: assignment kena submit by subuh esok Me, with mad negotiation skills: subuh kawasan mana tu?
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Pia
3 years
It's always "hantar lah gambar Raya kat I," but never "hantar la bank account number, I nak transfer duit Raya" smh the hondacity
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@_epiphiany
Pia
4 years
BAKPE KFC DISCONTINUE LOADED POTATO BOWL
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@_epiphiany
Pia
8 months
How do I say "kepala hotak ko" in corporate lingo
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@_epiphiany
Pia
4 years
"masalahnya dia too self sufficient" Damn. Imagine being so self sufficient, men think it's a problem. Goals.
@pineabul
Abul ¹⁶ | Eras ²¹ ⁶
4 years
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@_epiphiany
Pia
1 year
no one asked but: Marinate the beef for 30mins in soy sauce + oyster sauce + white pepper + ginger powder / ginger + brown sugar + sesame oil Cook in a pan on mid heat n add sliced yellow onions when beef is cooked n sauce is thicc Garnish with green onions + sesame
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Pia
1 year
Repeated recipe but can you blame me??? It's so easy and so good 😩
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@_epiphiany
Pia
5 years
"Ma, cuba cerita time Tun M letak jawatan dulu" ya which one
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@_epiphiany
Pia
3 years
Nak resign daripada jadi aware dengan isu semasa. Nak jadi bimbo
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5 years
She realised after a sex education class in her school. She's 11 years old. Things like this are enabled by grooming and lack of sex education.
@staronline
The Star
5 years
Girl never realised rape by grandpa was 'wrong'
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Pia
3 years
Dia suruh warga Palestin pindah negara macam suruh orang Kelate pindah ke Kolumpo siot
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Pia
3 years
Adulting is breaking down and venting to your friends and they be like "faham"
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Pia
5 years
Last raya korban, one pakcik from my neighbourhood taknak makan daging bakar sebab nak jaga kesihatan. Another pakcik deadass said "kau nak hidup lama-lama kau nak berkawan dengan sape? Kitorang semua mati dah nanti. Nak berkawan dengan budak-budak ni ke?" 😂💀😂💀
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Pia
5 years
I nak suara khairulaming dalam Waze please. Hey wassap geng hari ini kita akan travel ke Terengganu, jom kita start
@khairulaming
Khairulaming
5 years
rojak buah
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Pia
3 years
Nak isteri yang pandai memasak, ngorat la orang yang pandai memasak. Apa yang rumit tak tahu
@baeby_qilla
Baeby Qilla
3 years
Silakan sepatah dua kata.
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Pia
4 years
If a child tells you someone touched their private parts, believe them. Even if they said it was your nicest neighbour who frequents the surau. Banyak kes budak2 lambat take action sebab family tak percaya. Budak2 tak reti tipu bab ni (unless coached to). Nak tipu for what?
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@_epiphiany
Pia
3 years
Amende guna Ivermectin untuk lawan virus. Guna lah Kaspersky
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@_epiphiany
Pia
1 year
5 hari konsert Coldplay? That's a kem motivasi at this point
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@_epiphiany
Pia
9 months
Bestnya tandas lantai kering. It's my dream, mas...
@mz_hatta
MZHatta •GE Takaful •Maisonuts
9 months
Slalu orng ckp bilik bujang ni tak terurus kan? Let’s break the norm with your room picture 🙂 Bilik Bujang: Tandas Bujang:
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Pia
3 years
Keje bidang professional kat KL RM1.2k baik keje kat Ganu. At least takyah hadap jem, balik dari ofis singgah pantai.
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@_epiphiany
Pia
2 years
Mintak jauh lah daripada kahwin orang jenis tak communicate tapi post status
@arfdy12
AE
2 years
@brgsjks Yang ni kan?
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4 years
Me at the mamak when my friends go smoke across the street
@razonater
ᖇᗩZᗩ
4 years
Bomboclaat
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2 years
It's satire babe
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@_epiphiany
Pia
2 months
Lantak la bunyi bitter pun but last year, my ex took his side chick out the day after he celebrated my birthday with me. Jumaat birthday I, Sabtu celebrate dengan I seharian (bayar 50-50 btw tiber nok kabo), Ahad dia bawak perempuan lain keluar. Macam celaka yaa 😂
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Pia
3 years
Tuhan,,, kalau jodoh lambat sikit pun takpelah tapi kalau boleh cepatkanlah vaksin untuk aku 😔
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Pia
2 years
I'm dating someone with a larger vocabulary than mine and the feeling is elite frrrrr. As long as he likes to share knowledge without being condescending la.
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Pia
3 years
Okay je kalau kau taknak belikan hadiah pengantin ikut wedding registry yang diorang buat. Dah nampak orang lain belikan air fryer kau belikan lah sosej ke nugget ke.
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@_epiphiany
Pia
10 months
I want my salary to increase but I don't want to reach a position where I'm the one making the decisions ☠️
@shashashln
Shashaaaaaaaaaaa 🍉🍉🍉
11 months
I am a boring person and no ambition. Aku cuma nak kerja tanpa climb corporate ladder. I just want to be there, static at one point. Aku tak nak naik pangkat sebab more work, lebih stress, mentally challenging for me yg dah sedia sewel ni. I just want to work.
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Pia
3 years
I can't do "Jangan happy sangat nanti sedih". I take my Highs high, and my Lows low. I allow myself to feel everything.
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Pia
2 years
"Jarang jumpa perempuan kelakar" sebab perempuan kelakar tak lepak dengan kau lahh
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10 months
Why are people surprised kena hantar surat BM kepada gov agencies...................
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Pia
4 years
Me, a Muslim, singing Take Me To Church by Hozier
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Pia
11 months
Saying "tapi dia ok je" after mengumpat
@itsBOBBIH
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11 months
What is malay math
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Pia
2 years
Screenshot post kat twitter
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Pia
2 years
Americano satu, nak cup nyonyot
@StilllAlec
alec
2 years
Not me latching on to my cold brew…
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Pia
8 months
Jangan sampai jadi awkward/malu nak solat. Just say it, "nak solat jap". If your circle makes your prayer feel like a burden, change your circle.
@nasferostu
Fox Rider
8 months
Kau nk solat kau solat jelah kalau org lain tak solat. Kau nk rasa awkward kenapa? Kawan aku lek je maghrib sblm nk masuk wedding hall dia pergi cari surau. Takde pun dia awkward. Pelik2 je perasaan kau ni.
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3 years
Can't believe I grew up thinking princes were charming. What a scam
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Pia
2 years
Accidentally pressed the "💯💯💯" reaction to my friend's instastory about her catching covid 😭
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Pia
3 years
Orang muda tak reti buat CV tak reti buat cover letter, belajar lah. Takkan nak jadi macam orang tua taknak pencen tapi nak hantar emel pun tak reti
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Pia
3 years
Tadi bapak aku tanya "sambal khairulaming tu dah dapat beli ke?" aduhhh. Cuba tanya soalan lebih senang. Tanya bila nak kahwin pun lagi senang nak jawab kot
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3 years
Dulu orang retweet manually tau. Copy paste pastu tulis RT kat depan.
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Pia
3 years
Berdendam betul 🤣
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3 years
Orang yang kata orang lain kemurungan sebab tak cukup iman ni sebenarnya nak rasa feel good about themselves je. Dia tak murung so dia cukup iman 👍
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Pia
3 years
idk who needs to hear this but DO NOT TEXT YOUR EX
@NasshKhiruddin
Nash Khiruddin 
3 years
Tinggalkan pesanan untuk ex anda.
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3 years
Orang Melayu bangga betul pergi bar eh sekarang, tak malu langsung
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Pia
3 years
Aku punya financial management macam bangang jugak sebenarnya. Azam tahun depan nak pandai manage duit. Ada lagi satu bulan untuk boros hshshs
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Pia
3 years
Rindu jadi overachiever. Sekarang tengah flop era
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Pia
3 years
Just last month I found out that some men thought sanitary pads work like a plaster. As in we stick it to the coochie and in stops the flow. And today we see some very bad takes on period poverty, by men. When it's something experienced by women, try listening to women first.
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Pia
4 years
If my partner taknak berhenti smoke, I nak match his smoking. You sebatang, I sebatang. We on that sehidup semati shit boo.
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3 years
Susah lah nak cari tempat kerja yang gaji best, environment & work life balance pun best. Bukan tak ada, tapi susah nak cari. Kalau ada rezeki dapat macam tu alhamdulillah, but it seems like there's always something you have to compromise. Worth it or not je.
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Pia
4 years
I'm like this but I'm not even pregnant.............
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Pia
3 years
Is that why a male classmate couldn't comprehend why girls on periods sometimes bocor? 🥺 Bcs they thought the pad works like a plaster?
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Pia
2 years
Faham lah kenapa that guy mintak MUET Band 4
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3 years
Police! At the Disco
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Pia
5 years
Stop giving boys hints lol they're not gonna get it!!!!! Tell them straight up. Be clear. Easier for him, easier for you.
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Pia
2 years
Annoying lah orang yang dah kahwin duk guilt trip orang lain untuk kahwin. Macam tak senang tengok orang lain tak kahwin. Pelik-pelik jelah.
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@_epiphiany
Pia
3 years
Dah memang bofen dia bawak audi takkan tetiba nak beli kereta lagi satu baru boleh rakam 😅 pastu suka-suka je assume gf dia tak akan suka kalau pakai kereta lain. Either you're surrounded by materialistic people or you're insecure about the car your drive.
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Pia
3 years
Semalam duk pertahankan hak bersetubuh tanpa keizinan pasangan, harini duk cerita mata boleh scan anggota peribadi orang. Elok lah tu. Esok tertanya kenapa orang pandang buruk kat agama kita.
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Pia
5 months
Damn he's cuter than I thought..... how much does a wedding cost again
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Pia
1 year
Kesian GVF vendors 🥺 credit to @SausageSizzleMY
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Pia
3 years
Me: faham [Narrator: she did not faham]
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3 years
Never offering help ever again
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5 years
I want a beach wedding like this but panah natang
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Pia
2 years
PIYE WAK POSTER NI HAHAHAHAA
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Pia
2 years
No context but marah betul lah dengan orang yang tak reti communicate, bagi mixed signals pastu acah orang misunderstood dia. Bukan susah pun. Nak cakap nak. Taknak cakap taknak. Tak pasti cakap tak pasti. Yih. From b to utoh real quick
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Pia
3 years
I think the Girl Bestfriend and the Girlfriend should be allies, not enemies. Same goes to Boyfriends and Guy Bestfriends.
@elissomel
#1 malaysia fav blondie
3 years
just say you wanna date him and go
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Pia
3 years
What if my opponent raises an objection and I'm like "tiber"
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Pia
5 years
Professionalism is that foreign of a concept to some eh. Shame. Ada yang cantik terus tak reti function.
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