Weh semalam ada ketam terlepas dari dapur aku and no one noticed 😭😭😭 pukul 12 malam dia muncul kat kaki mak aku masa mak aku tengah guna komputer sjshhshahaah member dia yang lain dah siap kena makan dah 😭😭😭😭😔
I’m pleased to share with you guys yang jualan Sambal Nyet dah mencecah 2.4 juta botol iaitu bersamaan dgn jualan sebanyak Rm 33.5 juta ringgit. Sekarang production dah dinaikkan ke 7,000 botol sehari dan jualan juga dikembangkan ke live commerce 🙏🏻. Full update:
I doakan fresh grads dapat tempat kerja yang ada orang sanggup ajar dengan sabar. Working with fresh grad(s) got me thinking "haah eh, aku pun tak tahu gak benda ni dulu". Padahal benda simple je.
Don't skip prayers. If you're used to skipping prayers, start doing them. Try your best. Take your time with each prayer, each conversation. Be present. Soon enough you wouldn't want to skip them. Godspeed.
Some people are naturally good at picking up hints, noticing the little details, or understanding body language. It's like they have a more acute sense for those things.
Some people need things to be spelled out, bold, and underlined.
no one asked but:
Marinate the beef for 30mins in soy sauce + oyster sauce + white pepper + ginger powder / ginger + brown sugar + sesame oil
Cook in a pan on mid heat n add sliced yellow onions when beef is cooked n sauce is thicc
Garnish with green onions + sesame
Last raya korban, one pakcik from my neighbourhood taknak makan daging bakar sebab nak jaga kesihatan. Another pakcik deadass said "kau nak hidup lama-lama kau nak berkawan dengan sape? Kitorang semua mati dah nanti. Nak berkawan dengan budak-budak ni ke?" 😂💀😂💀
If a child tells you someone touched their private parts, believe them. Even if they said it was your nicest neighbour who frequents the surau. Banyak kes budak2 lambat take action sebab family tak percaya. Budak2 tak reti tipu bab ni (unless coached to). Nak tipu for what?
Lantak la bunyi bitter pun but last year, my ex took his side chick out the day after he celebrated my birthday with me.
Jumaat birthday I, Sabtu celebrate dengan I seharian (bayar 50-50 btw tiber nok kabo), Ahad dia bawak perempuan lain keluar. Macam celaka yaa 😂
I'm dating someone with a larger vocabulary than mine and the feeling is elite frrrrr. As long as he likes to share knowledge without being condescending la.
Okay je kalau kau taknak belikan hadiah pengantin ikut wedding registry yang diorang buat. Dah nampak orang lain belikan air fryer kau belikan lah sosej ke nugget ke.
I am a boring person and no ambition. Aku cuma nak kerja tanpa climb corporate ladder. I just want to be there, static at one point. Aku tak nak naik pangkat sebab more work, lebih stress, mentally challenging for me yg dah sedia sewel ni. I just want to work.
Kau nk solat kau solat jelah kalau org lain tak solat. Kau nk rasa awkward kenapa? Kawan aku lek je maghrib sblm nk masuk wedding hall dia pergi cari surau. Takde pun dia awkward. Pelik2 je perasaan kau ni.
Tadi bapak aku tanya "sambal khairulaming tu dah dapat beli ke?" aduhhh. Cuba tanya soalan lebih senang. Tanya bila nak kahwin pun lagi senang nak jawab kot
Just last month I found out that some men thought sanitary pads work like a plaster. As in we stick it to the coochie and in stops the flow.
And today we see some very bad takes on period poverty, by men.
When it's something experienced by women, try listening to women first.
Susah lah nak cari tempat kerja yang gaji best, environment & work life balance pun best. Bukan tak ada, tapi susah nak cari. Kalau ada rezeki dapat macam tu alhamdulillah, but it seems like there's always something you have to compromise. Worth it or not je.
Dah memang bofen dia bawak audi takkan tetiba nak beli kereta lagi satu baru boleh rakam 😅 pastu suka-suka je assume gf dia tak akan suka kalau pakai kereta lain. Either you're surrounded by materialistic people or you're insecure about the car your drive.
Semalam duk pertahankan hak bersetubuh tanpa keizinan pasangan, harini duk cerita mata boleh scan anggota peribadi orang. Elok lah tu. Esok tertanya kenapa orang pandang buruk kat agama kita.
No context but marah betul lah dengan orang yang tak reti communicate, bagi mixed signals pastu acah orang misunderstood dia. Bukan susah pun. Nak cakap nak. Taknak cakap taknak. Tak pasti cakap tak pasti. Yih. From b to utoh real quick