Zachary Ruane 🪱
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This looks like a poster in a real movie for a fake movie that a character in the real movie appears in.
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my statement re. Me taking over the role of Amazon CEO from Jeff Bezos:
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I think some people legitimately wanted HBO to just upload a playthrough video
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I went to gold class for my 2nd viewing of ‘Avatar: The Way of Water’ and got a ‘Way of the Water’ themed cocktail.
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When I have kids they can be anything they want to be except one of those weirdos that defend elon musk under funny tweets about him
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Nothing stranger than being a comedian with mental health problems locked inside their house watching an hour and a half of a comedian with mental health problems locked inside their house.
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Thanks so much for having me on the show
@TheProject_NZ
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Guys I’m so nervous about being the new ceo of Amazon!! I hope I don’t stuff it up
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Just went to an advance screening of
#DeadpoolAndWolverine
and all I’ll say is I hope this tweet gets onto one of those articles where they list all the early reactions
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I thought it was more about how bucks parties are a bit silly but sure, go off king
#AuntyDonnasCoffeeCafe
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Best catchphrase of all time is ‘dogs go wacko for schmackos’ because dogs do indeed go wacko for schmackos, and every time I feed a dog a schmacko and they go wacko (as I feed them the schmako) I think of that catchphrase (‘dogs go wacko for schmackos’)
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Today I learned that they have an actual fuckin Michelin man up on stage giving out the stars to the chefs
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So glad elon found a way to make sure the first 20 replies under a good tweet are from weirdo losers with their dumb fuck hot takes
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For my entire professional life I’ve wanted a tweet to do better than a few hundred likes. The fact that it’s finally happened but it’s on X and I don’t even know if they call them tweets anymore has big ‘monkeys paw’ and ‘deal with the devil’ vibes imho.
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feeling pretty embarrassed about the fact my profile pic is fungible tbh
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Pretty hard to believe that both Kong and Godzilla BOTH have mums named Martha.
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POV: ur a real estate agent and I’m a tiny third bedroom
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No I didn’t shrink to 1/3 of my original size and travel back in time to the set of Gregor Jordan’s 2003 film ‘Ned Kelly’. This is me next to a big statue of Ned while on a road trip!
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It was a touching episode that expanded the world, addressed the themes head on and contextualised/foreshadowed choices that both the main characters will make later in the series but why they cut scene where joel get eat by clicker then come back to life then kill clicker
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Yeah it’s true, I won’t be playing Superman or Lois in the next super man movie. Thanks to everyone for ur messages of support and thanks to
@JamesGunn
for even considering me for Superman and/or Lois in the first place!
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Spotify algorithm: u like that song? here’s 10 songs that sound exactly the same
YouTube Music Algorithm: u like that song? Here’s that song again
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Maybe I should buy a blue tick so I can see 6000 dumb fuck hot takes instead of 600 dumb fuck hot takes
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I love these memes because I definitely did have classes in a lot of these things in school I just didn’t listen
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I wonder who will voice the Lego Judge when the estate of Lego Marvin Gaye sues him and Lego Robin Thicke
The first trailer for the LEGO Pharrell Williams biopic has been released.
In theaters this October.
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Hey remember when I did that tweet that got heaps of likes
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was just informed this is only funny if I buy a blue tick and change my name
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Lol whoops forgot to share this yesterday
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Fun fact: the word smashing in ‘The Smashing Pumpkins’ is an adjective, not a verb. The name is not describing an act of pumpkin destruction but rather a group of 2 or more pumpkins that are well dressed and wonderful.
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Being 30 is going to a party, drinking nothing but water, getting home at 11pm and still being hungover the next day
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In the future, everyone will play The Joker for 15 minutes.
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FIVE STAR REvIEW!!!!
First review of Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe: 5 stars! OMG 🤯
@theage
Watch the whole series this Wednesday on ABC iview 9pm
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Person who is interested in comedy, theme parks, theme park history, economics, industrial engineering, crowd management and about 14 other niche things: the perfect video doesn’t exist
@Defunctland
: hold my beer
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“Hey sorry if this is a silly question but do you have any secret ministries?”
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omg just reached 5000 followers lol sorry I’m no good at twitter lol
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FYI ‘Black Adam’ has changed the hierarchy of power in the DC universe
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OMG just got a txt from th Archbishop of Canterbury he said he made a mistake and that he meant to make me the king
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If you liked “Heat but with a man dressed as a bat” then you’ll love “Se7en but with a man dressed as a bat”
#TheBatman
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When I asked the waiter what the cocktail was like he said it was very blue.
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It’s really awesome that everyone loves the new ‘Last of Us’ TV show. I love it too. But I’m seeing a few too many people saying that it’s “the first” or “the only” good video game adaptation. This is unacceptable, egregious and, worst of all, incorrect! (1/5)
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I would do anything for love (a blue check) but I won’t do that (pay $8).
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pretty crazy that in Australia these two things have the same name
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After this I think Gerwig should do Schrödinger and Nolan should do Bratz
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20 years ago I would have put money on their being a live action Simpsons movie by now.
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Dunno if this is the end for Twitter or not but just in case please go follow me on Twitter
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hope there’s an episode of ‘that 90s show’ where they watch ‘that 70s show’
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Anyone who retweets this tweet is cool and anyone who doesn’t is a loser
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a lot of online commenters are still upset about the wiggles winning the hottest 100 because that top spot should only go to serious songs like ‘Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)’ and ‘Macklemore goes to the shops’
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A video I edited is
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‘Tech bros not realising Cyberpunk is dystopian’ is the new ‘finance bros not realising American Psycho is ironic’
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Imagine being a really serious chef who uses tweezers and shit and the pinnacle of your career is going on stage with a funny little cartoon man made of tires
Today I learned that they have an actual fuckin Michelin man up on stage giving out the stars to the chefs
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Exciting news, ‘Knives Out 2’ has been cast in ‘Knives Out 2’
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I cannot comprehend how ‘fast x’ can be any shorter than 7 hours based on that trailer
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That SNL sketch about a dark film adaptation of Mario Kart is honestly very close to the actual 1993 Mario Bros film adaptation.
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Okay internet I’ve seen Spider-Man now so ur allowed to do spoilers
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love all these real estate agent videos acting like the fact that their $50 million penthouse was in succession is a sign that it’s worth that much, not that it’s been laying empty long enough for a film crew to shoot there.
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I wonder how many cums all the real estate agents collectively did on the day Apple added wide angle lenses to iPhones.
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Unfortunately I am a bot who tracks flights
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Thanks for all your kind words so far about Aunty Donna’s Coffee Cafe on
@ABCTV
!!!
#auntydonnascoffeecafe
@AuntyDonnaBoys
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Hey who here remembers the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie???
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Having a really funny and clever email password is I think the hardest secret to keep
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Spotify taking a big swing recommending ‘Best of Joe Rogan’ based on everything else going on here
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Hey
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I reckon it’d really piss off whoever you have a problem with at twitter if you gave me a blue tick haha
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All I have to say is thank god that all the high rise apartments that have gone up in Melbourne over the last 25 years have been built by very honest developers under strict regulation and oversight. Otherwise I’d be a little more worried about that earthquake this morning!
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Omg
URS truly guest hosting The Daily Show - March 26 - March 29 !!
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Tfw u waste a RAT coz u forget that ‘being tired and depressed and shit’ is not technically a diagnostic symptom of Covid.
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I flossed my teeth with floss that was a bit old & the floss broke in my teeth & then I tried to floss that floss out with the same floss & then that floss broke & now I have bits of floss between my teeth & the only thing that will save it is more flossing but with better floss
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I’m Mr. Hollywood!
And now for all things Hollywood, it's
@AuntyDonnaBoys
'
@ZacharyRuane
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#CheapSeatsAU
Watch LIVE on 10 and 10 play on demand
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