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Content Warning: I have this account to bitch about things I hate, gush about things I love, and snark about things I think are stupid.
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I wonder if we could clock exactly when this interpretation of The Matrix became common
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It will never not be funny to me how much this lot fetishise The Matrix, a strongly queer-coded film made by trans sisters about a multiracial group with a strong female lead who fight against militaristic, fascistic conformity brought on by a misplaced trust in tech companies.
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I don't understand what kind of coding people are doing that lets them automate it with ChatGPT. Is it that they're working on a different kind of software than I am? Is there some workflow step I'm missing?
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Ethan Mollick
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I don’t think most non-coders realize how much ChatGPT can automate tasks for you, or come up with ways of extending your abilities, by just writing simple code that works, based on your intent And I think many coders are too dismissive of the value of simple code for many folks
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There are currently 2755 billionaires, with a combined net worth of 13 trillion dollars. If they liquidated all their assets and gave them away, everyone on earth would get roughly $2. So whatever the solution to global poverty is, it isn't eliminating billionaires.
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CDC: New evidence shows us that some people are asymptomatic, but can still spread the virus. Me: Yes, the banned libertarian dog astronaut told me that in February.
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I am appalled that I had to watch the 8chan guy's YouTube video to learn: * The shooter posted on Instagram. * The manifesto posted to 8chan was not posted by the shooter. Why are these facts not all over Twitter?
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Here's the trade: 90% of those in poverty will be lifted out of it. Also, 100 people will become billionaires
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@718Tv How is Blizzard a dream job for someone with zero gaming experience?
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"The United States is also a one-party state, but with typical American extravagance, they have two of them"
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Bob: If I lived in 1776, I wouldn't have supported slavery! Alice: your superior morality would have allowed you to break free from the age, huh? Let's test that. How does your superior morality break you free from the moral errors of the current age? Bob: Um...
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@TheOutsiderHum1 I meant this one: > a strongly queer-coded film made by trans sisters
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@TopGyaru @me_ijinsan But the end is just *chef's kiss*
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A friend shared this with me.
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Anyone retweeting this should note that the math is wrong. It's closer to $1650 due to lazy rounding and stupid order-of-magnitude errors.
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I have never hated my ex so much as when my son went to have dinner with them, came home and cried himself to sleep.
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@PsychRabble The conditions necessary for Nazism to sound good are relatively rare. (Heavily indebted Germany in a post-WWI whipping boy of Europe position.) The conditions necessary for Communism to sound good are relatively common. (Large rich-poor gap. Clear mismanagement of the state.)
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When you treat the china as too precious to use, your kids have no memory of it and no attachment to it. (Except maybe as a proof that they weren't good enough for you)
@yooneedmorejodi
Jodi-Ann Quarrie (Yoo Need More Jodi)
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This is going to be a sad story for so many families. People are saving mahogany dining sets, breakfronts full of exquisite glasses and plates, and whole sets of silverware for their children who do not want, need, or have a place to put them.
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@An_ca_te Over two decades ago, I was a computer lab monitor, back when that was a thing. A guy came in and was having trouble printing his file. I asked him what program he used to create it. His answer: Windows. Whatever causes this, it's not new, and it's not Apple.
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I am begging pro-choice people to learn what deontology is. You will never understand your opponents if you do not begin by understanding that they are not consequentialists.
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This position baffles me. Most of the trans people I know _are_ tech bros
@MarkovMagnifico
Markov
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tech bros: yeah I’m a transhumanist. I think we should go beyond our biological shackles, merge with the machine, and become whatever we want trans person: *exists* tech bros: noooooo not like that
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My dear Wormwood, I am disappointed to hear that your patient plans to attend Vibecamp. You seem to think this is a great victory in your attempts to distract him with internet addiction, but it represents a serious risk to his course of treatment.
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@Jill_Flynn2020 @lyraatlaw He explicitly disclaims the idea that LotR is an allegory for World War II in the forward.
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Today's mood:
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People always say that if they were in 1930s Germany/1830s America, they would oppose the Nazis/slavery. And I ask: what commonly accepted moral atrocity are you fighting today. Vegetarians can pass this test. Who else can? (Please respond.)
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@ne0liberal It means that if your car breaks down you will lose your job and get evicted. No slack.
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@mechanical_monk High end android phones (Galaxy, Pixel) cost as much as iPhones. Low end android phones cost $150, but that's probably rolled into your monthly phone bill. Low end iPhones don't exist. Android is poor-coded because android phones aimed at that market segment exist.
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@TGBED8v8 Yeah, the question is when that interpretation entered the common discourse. When the creators started saying so is a reasonable answer; do we know the first time that happened? (I only ever saw the first movie)
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@GarrettPetersen I have not found it particularly useful in my daily work (programming web slop)
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If Moore didn't want people to think Rorschach was the hero, he shouldn't have made him the only one who was willing to go against the villain's global terror plot. The only one who sacrificed himself to expose the villain instead of becoming an accessory after the fact.
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@Leo_Abstract Damn. Wonder when my egg will crack
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@TomCottonAR This article is so egregiously wrong that I'm shocked. Ranked Choice voting prevents splitting the vote. If there are two candidates you like, you can rank them above the ones you dislike, without having to cut one out. It's been used successfully in many places.
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A proper and measured response that stands on principles while refusing to take the bait
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Rep. Jon Dunwell
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As many of you have become aware, last week a display was erected at the Iowa Capitol by the Satanic Temple of Iowa. As I have responded to concerns from Iowans about the display, I wanted to share with you how the display came to be and my response. How did it happen? • The
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The Motte and Bailey of The Motte and Bailey.
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If you see this post, you are immunized from bad luck curses for the next two years.
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@Froggenthusias1 @paul_hundred Prepare them for their future.
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Ontario, California needs to change its name. "Ontario, CA, United States" looks like a data entry error.
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@githubklepto @TGBED8v8 This is my thread about asking that question
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I get a college education and work as a wage slave so my children can take out massive loans to get a college education and work as a wage slave so their children can take out massive loans and live with roommates to get a college education and work as a wage slave...
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I'm always baffled by the idea that The Empire are some kind of space Nazis. There doesn't seem to be any real evidence for a genocidal intent in any of the core films.
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@GarrettPetersen How do you tell it your database schema?
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>looking for a new spirituality >ask the guru if their spirituality is sacramental or gnostic >she doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is sacramental and what is gnostic >she laughs and says “it’s a good spirituality sir” >join the cult >its gnostic
@thom_ivy_1
✦ Thom Ivy
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a fresh one currently spreading through the net
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I noticed a difference between Vibecamp 1 and Vibecamp 2, which I think gave each a different flavor. At Vibecamp 1, no one knew what Vibecamp was going to be. There were a lot of presentation events. I mean, Tech conference style; PowerPoint slides and projector fumbling.
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Once upon a time, my boss said <can you com in on Saturday for a deployment>, and I said <no, I'm going to be out of town.> He replied, <why didn't you tell me about this?> I replied: <I didn't realize that I needed your permission to leave town _on the weekend_!>
@Chrisjjosephs
Chris Josephs
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The Gen Z labor force truly is a new breed
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Alice: Welcome to our anarcho-capitalist Utopia! Bob: Thanks! I have to admit I'm concerned about what seems to be a boot stomping on a human face over there. Alice: Don't worry, it's a privately owned boot.
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F in the chat for @kendrictonn
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Jack: Would you like to go out some time? Jill: I think we should just be friends. Jack: Even better. Friday at 9pm. Marshall's Club. Jill: Wait, what? Jack: Well, my "friend" would surely be my wingman and help me pick up chicks. And buy her own drinks.
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My dear Wormwood, Please don't waste my time with updates as to who owns Twitter now. Marginal changes to the ban policy will not matter to the case of your patient. Our Father below has set our social media strategy, and you would do well to hew to it.
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Challenge: We have a time machine that can insert you into history. You will be sent to the United States in July 2019. Your goal is to prevent the worldwide COVID pandemic of 2020.
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@Bo_Gardiner @SFGate You think there are a lot of Trump voters in Berkeley?
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@primalpoly 1. Poly people think they are superior to normal people. 2. Poly people think normal people are monogamous because "jealousy". They extrapolate from the worst controlling abusers, as if that was normal. 3. Poly whiners who get mad when someone breaks up with them.
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@kylebrussell @TheOutsiderHum1 I'm trying to clock the rise of the interpretation, not explain the interpretation. It was not well known at the time of the movie's release
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Preliminary Git branch name Alignment Chart LG: main NG: default CG: trunk LN: dev TN: master CN: prod LE: git NE: release-1.0 CE: (racial slur)
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Men broken. Women hardest hit.
@CathyReisenwitz
Cathy Reisenwitz
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"Nearly 1/2 of college-educated women were single because they had trouble finding someone who meets their expectations, vs 1/3 of men. By the time men begin dating, they are relatively 'limited in their ability and willingness to be fully emotionally present and available.'"
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@primalpoly Poly would be a lot less annoying if, like BDSM, it was just some people's kink. But it keeps being sold as superior to normal relationships. Imagine if people looked down on you for not enjoying being flogged.
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@lillybilly299 I have some doubt than men are watching the Kardashians.
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Before: We should get our community of weird internet freaks to move to the same neighborhood After:
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Objectivists: A = A, therefore I have the right to sleep with your husband. Rationalists: P(A|B) = P(B|A)P(A)/P(B), therefore I have the right to sleep with your husband.
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Hilariously, a large portion of the device ecosystem has already standardized on USB-C. There's nothing for the government to do here. (Except strongarm Apple, I guess.)
@ewarren
Elizabeth Warren
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Consumers shouldn’t have to keep buying new chargers all the time for different devices. We can clear things up with uniform standards—for less expense, less hassle, and less waste.
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The Vibecamp 2 activities basically didn't have much opportunity for idle participation. Now, I think the activities were much higher value than the presentations for the participants, but we did lose an option. And it changed the flavor of the vibes.
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Jesus, hanging out with the whores and tax collectors: they make the best memes. The Romans can't meme.
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And I think there's definitely a change in approach here. If you're an introvert and run out of social energy, you can sit in the back of a presentation and watch without having to interact while still, technically participating.
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Old: If the government takes it over, it will be as bad as the DMV. Bold: If private industry takes it over, it will be as bad as dealing with your cable company.
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It's pretty shocking that the pro-life faction decided on a plan of: 1. Produce legal philosophy to overturn Roe 2. Grow and promote judges who follow it 3. Get them appointed to the supreme court And announced the plan ahead of time, and did it in public...
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> This has been the plan for a long, long time. The world's biggest cope is the belief that somebody, anybody, is in control
@RodDMartin
Rod D. Martin
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Thing we know: 1. The insiders knew Biden was like this. 2. They didn’t have to agree to any debate at all. They certainly didn’t have to propose and show up for the earliest debate in history. 3. So they humiliated Biden deliberately, but only after the primary voters get no
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@EneaszWrites Some people really don't like it!
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It's worth asking why AT&T even has your social security number in the first place
@ctjlewis
Lewis
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lmao AT&T really lost 66M Americans’ social security numbers and it’s barely even news. like one in five SSNs breached. fucking insane.
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@eigenrobot @St_Rev @robertnlee There are no real doms, only lazy subs and virtuous switches.
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What's the cheapest way to host static HTML these days? (Please no booby traps where the hosting is free but it goes through a load balancer that costs money.)
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@cabot_phillips Possession of child pornography is a strict liability crime. Seize the servers. Let's see how far corporate personhood really goes.
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@primalpoly 4. Poly relationships that I've seen often take this form: a 7 decides they'd rather date two 4s than one 7. Major player keeps a harem of lesser players who are convinced their options are to let the major get away with it, or be forever alone.
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For those asking how, the stated reason was evading a suspension. Which almost certainly means they have conflated him with someone else. But good luck getting a human to reverse that error.
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Report: I was banned for spamming/platform manipulation. I appealed and was eventually released. No actual information about what caused the ban was given, just a form letter pointing to the rules. In short, Twitter is the same as it always was.
@CoughsOnWombats
Sawyer 🔍, ⏸️/⏹️, is using fewer disclaimers
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And just like that, all of twitter is poorer. @WomanCorn , should you make your way back here, your absence was lamented.
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At Vibecamp 2, there were no presentations. No projectors. There were some roundtable discussions and some talks+questions, but no presentations. Only activities.
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A D&D campaign where you can hire mercenaries on either a fixed bid contract (so they argue with you that they agreed to fight Goblins, not Orcs, and this requires more money) or a time & materials contract, so they constantly chug healing potions that you have to pay for.
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They: How would you rate your service today? Me: Your policies don't cover my situation, and your customer service people don't have the authority to fix the problem. They: Actually, we'll use your rating on a 1-5 scale to decide if the CSR who took your call gets a raise.
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@primalpoly Often the major player is popular and artistic, but a low earner. One of the 4s is their husband/wife with a high earning job. Poly "works" while the major player is getting laid on the side, but as soon as the cash cow gets outside interest, the relationship falls apart.
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@Goodtweet_man Am I off by an order of magnitude? Oh damnit, I am. Well.
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@webdevMason I know it's not your fault. Please send this upstream.
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@JulieBorowski Get you a man who's credible, respectable and successful.
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The Singles Bar vibe at Vibecamp. I think part of the problem was that there were three and a half matchmaking activities. - Arranged Marriages - Lovebot 3000 - the Dating show to save the universe - the Let's Vibe app also was recommending people (not necessarily romantic)
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When creating a new open source project, open two issues: One: You should be building something else instead [WONTFIX] Two: You should make participating in my political agenda mandatory [WONTFIX] Then when someone files an issue like that you can close it as a duplicate.
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The people posting from vibecamp: OK The people with vibecamp fomo: OK That one guy who's been posting about how he left vibecamp because it was lame since the first day: lol
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There's a new lowbie negging tpot people in replies. Trying to force interaction and get pulled into the circle, I'd guess. Be gentler, guy. (Or he's trying to insert for a later heel turn.)
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To his credit, he immediately replied <I'm sorry, I was out of line.>
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