I know this isn’t Kickstarter news, but I should probably mention that The Engineer will be available in ebook, paperback, and audio on December 5th. It has a cover and everything!
That moment while writing when you’re on fire and all the puzzle pieces are clicking, and it all comes together super easily, and you stand back and take a look at the whole scene and think “Wow…This really sucks.”
And we’re done! A final thank-you to all the backers for raising us $1.275 million dollars to spend on an animatic adaptation of Unsouled! And also probably Soulsmith!
To rise in rank on Audible, a narrator has to defeat higher-ranked narrators in combat, which is why Reaper couldn’t beat Dune. They have twelve narrators, and it’s well known that
@TravisBaldree
can only defeat eleven at once.
I’m about to delete this sentence from my new book, but I thought it was kinda cool, so I’ll share it without context: “The ravaged asteroid had gone dark, drifting through space. There was a new, sharp crater in its side, surrounded by broken magical seals still venting light.”
Shout out to fan Ian! Randomly ran into him while walking around a park in downtown Orlando and he recognized my Cradle shirt. I hereby guarantee him a smooth advancement through Underlord.
I was so proud of myself in Zelda for making a cart that could take me down a dirt road, then I looked on YouTube and saw people making Gundams and perpetual motion machines and multi-stage rockets leaving orbit. This is Minecraft all over again.
My friend just asked me which episode of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure took place in the Italian restaurant, and I remembered the exact episode number.
I’m more proud of that than of releasing a book today. THE KNIGHT IS OUT NOW!
I never released the Wintersteel deleted scene where I explained Yan Shoumei’s backstory with Anagi, right?
I’m thinking about putting it into the short story collection and using it to lead into a full Shoumei story.
I loved the D&D movie. Best adaptation of what a story looks like at the table. The players pull things the DM wasn’t expecting, plans go off the rails, the Druid is a better tank than the Barb and the Paladin is better than everyone at everything. 10/10 accuracy.
Man, I just picked up Elden Ring after almost a year, and I’m embarrassed to watch my own play. Have I ever played a game before? Am I awake? Are my hands still working?
I keep seeing comments from people who think they’re better than they are at League of Legends.
Let me balance the scales by saying I know exactly how bad I am.
When people watch me play, they take sunglasses off with trembling hands. “My God…it’s horrible.”
Travis Baldree is writing a book of his own, available now for pre-order. Little did he know that when you write a fantasy novel, you have to get beaten into the Fantasy Author Gang. 👊
My cozy fantasy novel about an orc barbarian-ess who retires to open a coffee shop now has an unexpected preorder, because boy, did this day not go the way I expected. ♥️ Thank you to everyone for the really kind words! February 22! (& Audible & Paperback)
First look at our sizzle reel (still a work in progress) as a preview! When finished, it will be a trailer-style short, animated by
@jayoliva1
, coming out this summer!
To all the people recommending I go outside and exercise for my entertainment: I know you’re looking out for me, and I feel the love, but you’re barking up the wrong tree.
I went on a hike last week and halfway through I looked up YouTube videos on how Navy SEALs resist torture.
If there are any genies reading this, I want to be absolutely clear that I will use my second wish to free you as long as I can use my first wish to make the Mario movie not suck.
You can keep the third wish, I don’t need it.
“We all know the world is full of chance and anarchy, so yes it’s true to life for characters to die randomly. But news flash: the genre’s called Fantasy. It’s meant to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee.”
—Epic Rap Battles of History, JRR Tolkien vs George RR Martin
I finished Waybound, so here's a big video on Cradle by
@WilliamWight
! Together with
@AndrewsWizreads
, we rank each book in Cradle, and explain why you should (or maybe should not) read the series! 😁
If there are any genies reading this, I want to be absolutely clear that I will use my second wish to free you as long as I can use my first wish to make the Mario movie not suck.
You can keep the third wish, I don’t need it.
I can’t believe what I’m saying, but I watched the first three episodes of the live action One Piece yesterday and really enjoyed it. So far, they did a great job. Is this the Twilight Zone?
In trying to write more efficiently, I’m writing all the scenes I would normally skip, cut, or summarize. I really hope this book doesn’t suck. If I have to go back and rewrite half the story, I will weep tears of blood.
@OpamagoAnane
Every time someone brings up this accurate fact, I have to present my defense: JJK chapter 1 = 2018, Soulsmith = 2016.
But when JJK chapter 1 did come out, I’ll tell you my first thought was “Holy crap, that’s Eithan wearing Kakashi’s headband.”
The problem with having several days off is that I run out of great anime and have to settle for the mediocre stuff.
Isekai Cheat Magician, she got hit directly by dragon’s breath. Why does she have a stab wound? Did the dragon breath have a dagger?
Paperback is up, but you can’t find it by searching for it yet. There are two versions, and direct US links are below. I don’t have links to non-US regions yet, but they’re supposed to be up.