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35, Swiftie since ‘06, Pgh N1, Toronto N2, T1D, sports and crime nerd ***Say what you mean, but don’t say it mean*** •Jason Kelce x 2•
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Tayvis after the show in Singapore❤️
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Scott Swift and Ed Kelce texting each other today like:
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They chose a party with no cameras?! Worst. PR. Couple. Ever. 🤪🤪
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@PsychicCancer
@Letty13Swifite
They realize she had to fly private because of… people, right? Like, the same people who are complaining about her jet would probably be mobbing her at the airport 🥴🥴
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@sprksflyswft
He’s her age, hot af, known as a great guy, and publicly showed interest so🤷♀️
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So High School is actually her DEEPEST love song ever. Argue with the wall.
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Joe didn’t want to marry THE Taylor Swift.
Travis literally worships her.
And people are actually trying to argue about which one is smarter? Seems pretty clear to me…
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@VIsOnCorneliaSt
"Only bought this dress so you could take it off"... and hang it nicely on the hanger for me so I could put on my ankle-length nightgown and chastity belt.
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@VIsOnCorneliaSt
And she has so many lines like this. Most of her songs about Joe are so painful. Then there’s Travis out there hyping her up publicly.
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@theneed2confess
Fearless or Debut are my dreeeeeeeeam. Well, I got Mr. Perfectly Fine which was everythingggggg. But OG Fearless or Debut would bring me to tears, I think.
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Anyone suggesting people need to stop wearing Chiefs gear to the Eras Tour is now PERSONALLY attacking Scott Swift. I won't stand for it.
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@F3ARL3SSTV
It's definitely getting out of hand. Like when she goes to dinner on a random night and wears green it's, OMG DEBUT OR REP ARE COMING. Like, no, maybe she just wants to wear that green dress to dinner???
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@gaylornews
That’s not what that means. She literally said she was still writing later than that.
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Taylor literally talked about supporting Travis in her Time Person of the Year article, but if we talk about their relationship, we’re misogynistic??
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@kittygang_4ever
That’s why he is the best boyfriend for Taylor. He literally worships his mom for being an independent and kind badass. Sound familiar 👀
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@rwylmichela
Everything King Midas touched turned to gold. The common phrase “Midas touch” is used to refer to someone taking something ordinary and making it gold, amazing, better, etc.
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The “He was there at her lowest” argument makes me want to rip my damn hair out.
It’s rude to Taylor.
It’s a dangerous narrative to teach others.
It👏🏻should👏🏻not👏🏻go👏🏻in👏🏻the👏🏻pro👏🏻column
Great. Now my hands hurt.
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@suesrichards
I swear he’s like my husband who was shocked I was so nice to him. “I didn’t know women could be like this.” Poor guy thought this was normal. Now he’s in heaven with Taylor.
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@cowboylikehale
Either 1. Sex 2. She’s in bed torturing herself thinking about how in love she is
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@theneed2confess
Huh? I need someone to explain this to me like I’m 5. I can’t wrap my head around this one.
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@Letty13Swifite
Can you even IMAGINE how mad people would be if she snubbed Brittany Mahomes?!?! “Omg she is so snobby and thinks she’s better than everyone. She needs to be a team player blah blah blah”
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@id_lie13
@JaneAusten12158
I HATE the idea that people think Swifties aren’t welcoming to ALL types of people.
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@theneed2confess
I have literally never seen an older Swiftie be mean to younger Swifties. But I constantly see younger Swifties being mean to Senior Swifties🥴
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@GeorgieSvoboda
@nytimes
You think everyone struggling with student loans is unemployed??? Uhhhh
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@CriddleBenjamin
lol exactly. Andy Reid said so himself. That's why he looked like, "Siiiiigh. This again."
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@dntlikeacidrock
Travis is the literal stereotype of every father’s dream of a son in law. I love it so much.
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@rosecoloreddrag
You know no one LITERALLY thinks he locked her in a basement for 6 years, right?
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@Letty13Swifite
I will never understand what people mean by “hold her accountable.” That’s a completely nonsensical phrase to me.
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@stonedlor
What about this is even remotely gay? I mean, it could be. It sounds like a relationship. Any relationship.
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@Longing4LDN
@midnight_nanda
I could not disagree more. It was ridiculous not to give her a few days considering how complicated the situation was.
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#SydneyTSTheErasTour
hi, we are gonna need Vigilante Shit and surprise song reactions from the VIP tent. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE ASSIGNMENT?!
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@newheightshow
I just want to make it clear that many Swifties DID come to the podcast for Taylor… but we STAYED for Jason and Travis (and Kylie). You guys deserve it and have earned it!!!
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@mrrorvall
I also think she’s feeling fiercely protective over Travis and whole Kelce family. Deuxmoi was even going after Jason and Kylie yesterday 😡
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Anyone who doesn’t find him attractive is trolling. That is a fact.
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@Letty13Swifite
SHE IS SMILING FOR HIM AND TRYING TO BRIGHTEN HIS NIGHT AND HIS WHOLE LIFE AND AHHHHH
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@blackpopgirl
We know he has never said anything about her. He never spoke about her when they were together. He put her in the basement of his heart. THAT IS THE POINT, INSIDE SOURCE
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@kittygang_4ever
Taylor and Keleigh doing a Catching Kelce rewatch podcast called Roasting Kelce…
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@theneed2confess
Omg thank you😫😫. I mean, a little harsh, but I agree with the sentiment.
Cruel Summer does not describe head. That’s a hill I will die on.
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@ConanOBrien
I knew this was coming and THANK GOD! I would have been so disappointed if he played a real clip.
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@midnight_nanda
@IMN0TALLT00WELL
Considering I went to law school, yes. That's kind of my point.
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@BuzzFeed
1. These are not the fans. It’s trolls.
2. Everyone forgot about it like 20 minutes later. Good job bringing it up again 🙄
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@polytaylorswift
@seamonster_39
Researching the basic stances of candidates is the BARE MINIMUM for you.
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@swiftietaylor89
The phoenix line. But also, “I know my pain is such an imposition.” Because ouch.
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@alllltoounwell
If we hadn’t bought all of her music years ago and supported her for years BEFORE THEY WERE BORN, they wouldn’t have Taylor to obsess over. So there 💅🏻
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@whoateallthecat
She literally explained clearly in her Time article. Like, completely laid it out.
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What kind of psychopath would complain about the alleged genre of an upcoming Taylor Swift album?!?!
The genre is Taylor Swift, and it’s my favorite genre. End of story.
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Instead of bullying people over super old tweets, listen to this song for a great cause by Jason and Travis Kelce!!!!
@tkelce
@JasonKelce
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@Sydelenasup
@4IMNAYEON
There’s literally nothing in her lyrics that can’t be explained better from a hetero perspective.
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