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On the offchance you miss me on here, I continue to spout my nonsense over on โฌ๏ธ
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My dad whistles a specific melody when he comes to refill the bird feeders. The birds have started singing it when they're empty.
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Is it just me or is the moon getting more fucking *dramatic*. I swear the first 20+ years of my life it just spun about a bit and now it's always red or mega or whatever the fuck else. Calm down you big dumb rock
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There is something increasingly, I dunno, *modem noise* about him
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My mum's here (we're bubbled, it's allowed) and I told her to just let herself in. Help me I am dyinggg
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From my friend. It doesn't end how you think it's going to.
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I wasn't expecting so many retweets about my Dad being retwee- *I am bundled to the ground by the cops*
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@thejuicybit
He does it because he wants to warn them he's coming & not frighten them. He worries about that sort of thing. It's very sweet.
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Because, as we all know, the greatest killers of birds are:
1 - Cats
2 - Meth dealers
3 - Everyone and everything else
4 - Wile E. Coyote
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A nice thing to do is exhuberantly encourage people you love in their doing the things they love even if they're not brilliant at them. The more you encourage, the more they do, the more skilled they become. What a gift to give, to make a person feel there is wind at their heels.
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@hello_aubs
I wish I could remember the name of the artist who buys potatoes from supermarkets, takes them on adventures (like to the opera) and then sneaks them back into supermarkets to be bought by someone else who will never know the exciting life their vegetable had before it was chips.
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Baron's fallen asleep like this. Every time I try and withdraw my hand he wakes and grabs at it. Thankfully I have a cider and the remote in reach and I can type one-handed.
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My favourite reply so far has been someone accusing a cat owner in my mentions of being "worse than a meth dealer"
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It happened! An old man asked me "do you have to do that in public?" as touched up my lipstick on the train. I said yes and offered him some. The carriage did not clap and you should not try it.
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Men, a small practical thing you can do to combat toxic masculinity: confront your male friends over behaviour you don't agree with.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but it's ok, put your gรผ pots in the recycling, just put them in the recycling
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I just tried to give the ticket inspector my glove instead of my ticket and after a good few seconds of mute mutual confusion I said sorry and then handed her the other glove
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Baron is the poster boy for the emotional journey we have all made in 2020
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I'm not sure if laughing at this is mean, but I am laughing at it a lot, so
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I'm sorry for the cat spam but will you just look at this edwardian lush GET A JOB
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This is the only meme that must never die. Let this be all that's left upon the blasted earth for Andromedan explorers to find.
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Today my boss asked me if I was ok and I said no. He asked me what we needed to do to fix that. I said I don't know, you're my boss, you think of something. He said would it help if I did X and I said yes and then he did X. And then he thanked me for my hard work.
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'Women should diffuse male violence by having relationships with angry men.' Mate. What do you think we've BEEN doing for the last 2000 years. All it achieved was getting us beaten up and murdered in our own fucking homes.
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Brexit: like when you were little and you ran away, but only got as far as two streets over because you had no clue where you were going
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I had entirely forgotten that following my (brief) terrible marriage I asked him if I could have his wedding ring so "they at least could be together forever" then immediately sold them both for scrap and bought myself a nice bottle of whisky with the money.
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@EwaSR
@kittencaboodle
Oh no I'd forgotten this and now I've remembered
I just tried to give the ticket inspector my glove instead of my ticket and after a good few seconds of mute mutual confusion I said sorry and then handed her the other glove
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From the archives
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@delaro
@MARKOPOLO100
I hope the people you encounter today are nicer and less tedious than you are to strangers on the internet x
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A man just walked past me, tilted his head to try and read my tattoos as he passed, and walked into a pillar ๐ฏ
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If he wasn't *my* pal, if *I* hadn't taken these photos, there is no drug on earth that would convince me these were all the same cat
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As an alternative, I invite you to swear allegiance to Baron
Swear allegiance out loud to the King if you're watching on TV, public to be told at Coronation
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I struggle to be compassionate about images of littering. Yes the council should provide bins. But. They carried the stuff THERE. And it was HEAVIER then.
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Who called him Indiana Jones and not Fedora the Explorer
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"Hey so we're actually running super low on steel. Should we protect your crotch or your ponytail?"
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There's something about a cat, half asleep, pushing against you to stretch wildly - you - safe - as dependably solid as a rock, a tree, the ground
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@HooiWanV
*shakily beckons grandchildren to gather around my deathbed*
"I did a good tweet once"
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I'm going to start calling coffee 'business water' and see if it catches on
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Reminder that Baron took a selfie because I feel like that should have been bigger news
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When Lovecraft spoke of abominable geometries, this is what he had in mind
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@rhodri
@HenrySusannah
Did I ever tell you that my mum decorated the spare room and sorted out the storage etc so it would be nicer for me as a direct result of my participating in this a few years ago? Because thanks, it's lovely now.
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Remember when the vet asked me "surname?" and I said "Baron's or mine?" and she said "he has his own surname?" and I said "...he's a cat, you think we're related?"
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As my tweet is resulting in some new follows, I thought I'd better set out my stall so you don't wind up disappointed
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This is not a cat, this is medieval marginalia come to life
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Do you ever remember that you have a grown up job and are actually nudging middle age and laugh hysterically for over an hour because you're just three toddlers in a trench coat
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if you then you
don't love don't deserve
me at my me at my
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I can't believe in eleven days we've gone from horrifying, vicious attacks to a peaceful dinnertime. That's it - I've removed all room barriers - they both have free rein. I honestly can't believe it.
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Black cats are AMAZING and you should all adopt one immediately
Because they ALL deserve to be loved as much as other cats ๐ค
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How much do you bet that not a single woman was involved in the product development or the promotional copy or at any other stage of this creepypasta
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I'm so sorry the girls you fancy won't fuck you. Those girls you fancy get cat-called every day. They get leered at by their boss. They get paid less. They get abused and marginalised daily in a hundred ways. Do you know what they don't tend to do? Whip out an assault rifle.
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look how surprised he is
The word BUNNY derives from โbunโโwhich was originally a word for a squirrel, not a rabbit.
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I am quite fond of his enormous eyebrows and little boots
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Meet Bishop, Baron's soon to be little brother. He joins the family next Tuesday. ๐ฑ
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I'm enjoying being told not to slag off the moon. Bitch, you should hear me talk about earth. I'll talk shit about the whole goddamn solar system and you can't stop me. You think I'm afraid of those big round bastards?
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When not in use Baron stores his extra l e n g t h in the inbetween
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What's the thing that makes you unfollow someone in a heartbeat, whoever they are? For me it's stealthily taken mocking pics of a stranger.
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@benatipsosmori
@Scientits
In case you're wondering like I did - the ninth data line they oddly un-labelled was "church"
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Baron is one year old today. He doesn't like being photographed very much these days, but this was him the week he manifested broodingly into my life.
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If you don't like the way your friend talks about women, treats the women in his life, or relates to women in general TELL HIM
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Tell me the odd, nonsense things you do with your pets
I'll go first:
- constantly ask them to pass me things and complain about how selfish/lazy they are
- whisper 'I believe in you' like the little girl from Hook whenever they're eyeing up a big jump
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I briefly passed him a catnip mouse and now he can see through the walls
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'Ah, all he needs is the love of a good woman. Straighten him right out that would.' You know what she doesn't need? The love of an angry violent man.
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Phone call from a courier just now: "Hi there was no answer so put it in the bin outside"
"Wait, what? The bin?! The BIN? But it's full and also it's a BIN"
"I squashed it down - there was room"
"But I'm away from home and the bins are collected tonight"
"Ok but I've left now"
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Help me, my cat is a 1920s surreal gothic horror poster
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Sorry, I can't come back to work this afternoon, my cat got very cold and wet in the rain and needs warming up
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Look at the painting my mum commissioned for me for christmas from a local artist - that old lady with a magic farmhouse who I'm lowkey obsessed with
I went to a magical farmhouse this morning and managed a short wobble around the garden
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Baron came downstairs and yelled at me until I followed him up to the landing whereupon he led me to mum's open bedroom door and the sound of her snoring along to an audiobook. An extremely "well DO something, giant alien" face.
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If we can handle the shit we handle every day without gunning down a bunch of people every week, then I'm sure you can manage to buy a fleshlight and shut the fuck up
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