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Lifestyle, Entertainment & Esports Organization | Affiliated With @VlArtistry ~ @FutureVlllains | #VillainTakeover

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Introducing Villain Esports | #Villainous
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First 1,000 people to reply get a prize! 🎁
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First 2,000 to Interact get this...
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@VillainESP
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My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better.
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A homeless guy asked me "would you give me $5 for a sandwich?" I said "I don't know man, show me the sandwich first."
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I thought a dominatrix was a woman who was an expert at dominoes.
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Nothing makes me laugh harder than a 22 yr old with a firm opinion..!
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Introducing Villain Esports🥶 #Villainous
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Doja 🐕 | Introducing VI Lurx Go watch the introducing video now 📺:
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@VillainESP
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I've often wondered what the average person thinks. But after reading my timeline this fine Sunday morning...I will never, ever...ask again.
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I think they should move 6am to around 9:30 am. It's more natural there.
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Brady Pack 💀 Click the link to watch the video🔽
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Introducing VI ???? | Coming Soon...
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@VillainESP
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Someone who likes this tweet will join Villain ❤️
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@VillainESP
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Now that we have launched were looking for the following 🔽 - Fortnite Players - Warzone Players - Editors - Content Creators - Streamers - Management - Designers RT + Reply with what you are and we'll have a life changing opportunity for everyone! ❤
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Villain are looking for: - Fortnite Players - Warzone Players - Apex Players - Streamers - Content Creators - Editors - Graphic Designers - Motion Designers - Managers - Owners Retweet + Like & Reply with what you are, we have an amazing opportunity for you! 🐍
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We are looking for the following... - Fortnite Players - Valorant Players - Apex Players - COD Players - Streamers - Content Creators - Editors - Graphic Designers - Motion Designers Retweet & Reply with what you are, we have an amazing opportunity for you!❤️
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@VillainESP
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12 years
How did we go from a woman's 'well turned ankle' to her 'gaping' anus' being our modern idea of a sex symbol in less than 100 years.
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@VillainESP
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Were Coming To Takeover... Welcome @sphinxfn
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@VillainESP
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Sometimes it's really hard to justify following someone with 50k tweets and 103 followers. Ya know?
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@VillainESP
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We are officially sponsored by @GLYTCHEnergy Use Code "VILLAINESP" for 10% off
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@VillainESP
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Why do I love my wife? Because she could have had anyone but she chose me.
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Villain are looking for : - Fortnite Players - Warzone Players - XDefiant Players - Streamers - Content Creators - Editors - Graphic Designers - Motion Designers - Managers - Owners Retweet + Like & Reply with what you are, we have an amazing opportunity for you! 🐍
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@VillainESP
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Were Proud to Announce that We have Partnered with @OVRLKT
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Insane Performance Tonight Boys❤️!!! #VillainTakeover
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@VillainESP
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Clint Eastwood to his maid: "Go ahead, make my bed."
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@trashyfn_ takes him the crown in game 4 at @Gamers8GG 👑
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If some of you good guys could give a fellow an RT occasionally I could hit 500 before I die.
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Whos a F/A and looking for a new home... 🤔
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What do I want from my toilet paper? I want it to flow off the roll and gently clean my butt while leaving a light scent of lavender.
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The Man, The Myth, The Legend is HERE !! Welcome your 8x grand finalist @trashyfn_
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The REAL definition of insanity is arguing over and over with your wife and expecting a different outcome..!
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@VillainESP
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Villain OCE is here 🐍 Introducing Villain @quickzyau
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12 years
Don't you hate it when people tell you what they would do if they were you? I mean, I would if I were you..!
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The VILLAIN ark has only began. 🦹‍♂️ Introducing VLN @teedroq
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@VillainESP
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I've been married for 45 years. I could have killed 3 people (accidentally) and been out of jail by now..!
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12 years
You girls can't demand a guy with a large penis when YOU fuck like a sandbag.
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WARNING: To young men on Twitter...don't put a picture of your face and penis in the same Tweet, it's difficult to tell the difference.
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Good Luck In Grands 🐍 Bring It Home 💚
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Isn't Twitter fun? Even a 90 lb weakling like me can call the biggest bully a son of a bitch and there's nothing he can do about it..! SOB.
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The Controller Goats Have Arrived 🎮 Welcome Villain @Adzy1x & @DrKuta
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I just taught my grand kids never to talk to Tweeters or get in a van with one..! Was I wrong..?
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First 2,000 to Interact get this...
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@VillainESP
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Hey it’s been awhile 🤫 #VillainTakeover
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Like & Follow for a chance to join villain 🎉
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Who wants to join Villain next?
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Happy 4th of July 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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One last move before FNCS Grand Finals! Welcome Villain @Multicuh 🏆🐍
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Were looking at all comments and rts who wants to join villain👀
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I never argue with my wife because if I win I'm really in deep shit.
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Who wants to join next looking at all rts and comments
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@VillainESP
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Oh, you think it's too early for Joe Paterno jokes? Well lets look the other way for 15 years, what could happen?
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@VillainESP
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Day 2 is here, time to bring it home... 🏆🐍 GOODLUCK BOYS 💚
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@VillainESP
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I think the people in supplement commercials and health food ads are just actors being paid to lie to us.
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It's hard to get a Fav it RT if you don't have a vagina, pube, fuck, dick or cunt in your Tweet.
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Please don't DM someone to thank them for following, following back is thanks enough.
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@VillainESP
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I swear to God one of these days I'm going to say something worth retweeting, you wait and see..!
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11 years
My wife just yelled at me, "You can't talk to us like we're on Twitter. We are real people."
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@VillainESP
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I just starred and RT'd a tweet all in Chinese characters. I want to be encouraging to everyone.
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I just saw on Favstar a guy that had more RT's on one Tweet than I had followers. Sweet Jesus.
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Why do ballet dancers have to dance on their toes? Why don't they just hire taller dancers.
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Damn, the future just isn't what it used to be.
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12 years
I just walked by my wife in the hallway and her vagina snapped at me in an angry way.
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Of my Twitter feed tonight: 1,250 Need sex 50 Will get sex 200 Got fucked 850 Are drunk 750 Are stoned 950 Will fight
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I lost my first wife when we were at sea. She didn't drown or anything, she met a rich guy from Miami.
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I overheard my Mother in law say "Is he hard to please?" and my wife replied "I don't know, I never tried."
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I'm never lonely. I find my self great company.
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SHOCKING SEX FACT: Some women actually like sex but you may not be married to one.
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I'll never eat another Subway sandwich because of Jared. Wait a minute, I've never had a Subway sandwich. Fuck you anyway Jared Fogel.
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Older people are the #1 carrier of aids. Hearing aids Vision aids Walking aids
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I'm looking for the perfect emoji that I can put at the end of this thought that simply says FUCK YOU..!
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Same homeless guy said "I haven't eaten in two days now." "I wish I had your will power man." I said.
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Chick-Fil-A's new anti-gay policy says it will no longer serve men wearing lavender short sleeve shirts with matching shoes this summer.
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I never understood why every time we went hunting my Dad used to call me Target.
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I like to light my cigars with hundred dollar bills. My Electric bill Laundry bill Phone bill.
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Since my wife turned Christian, the last 15 years or so I've referred to her waterbed as 'The Dead Sea.'
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I snuck up on four little kids smoking pot in the alley and yelled, "Freeze fuckers, you're under arrest." They just crapped themselves. Ha!
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I refuse to pay $250 an hour to talk to a psychiatrist when I can cuddle next to a stripper for about $10 a song.
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For 40 yrs I've washed & ironed my own clothes, cooked & cleaned up after myself, and support myself financially. I need a whore not a wife.
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Me: so you must want to have sex? Her: no not even. Me: then why are my nipples hard?
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It's a funny world when you first come in to it, if your not crying they slap you till you do.
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I was complaining to my best friend that my wife has cut me down to sex only once a week. "Funny," he said "me too."
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I asked my Grandpa why doesn't he 'find a woman his age' and get married again? "I would son, but they are all dead." He replied.
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If you women are supposed to be smarter than men then why do you wear panty hose, high healed shoes and shirts that button down the back?
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Why do you girls insist on tattooing a Chinese fish market menu on your ass?
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All the kids had to stand and say what they want to be when they graduate. My kid said "Either a lawyer or a pirate." "Same thing." I said.
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A reporter asked my grandfather when he turned 100, "To what he contributed his old age?" "I was born a long time ago." He said.
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I went to the VA doctor because my left foot hurt. It's old age he said. Well why doesn't my right foot hurt, it's the same age?
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@VillainESP
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This insanity does not involve the comings or goings of God. He is neither at fault or to blame. The sickest of minds did this.
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He laid in a hospice bed and began to confess to his wife all his affairs. I know about them, she said, and I confess I poisoned you.
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