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I was in my local Tesco, Ingleby Barwick, about an hour ago.
I was wearing my 115 Times Better t-shirt when a random comes over and tells me that I should be ashamed of my club!
I simply asked him who his team were.
Who do you think it was?
Boro
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Ryan, my son who is autistic, has been wanting to share this one with
@HairyBikers
fans but is worried they will be upset.
Hopefully they like it.
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@UnbiasedKatie
Dear Katie,
I hold doors open for everyone who is following me as I care enough to offer that simple courtesy.
May I suggest you wear a badge that clearly states your preference in this regard so I know how to treat you.
A badge saying "I'm a cunt" should suffice. 👍
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@Rebeccayoung94
Rebecca, drop me a DM with a choice of something from our site and I will get it to you for a nice retirement gift FOC. ( Andy M )
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Kemi Badenoch doesn't understand that her and her party's time is done.
Talking about Angela Rayner as she did today will alienate even more people and remain in those minds for a long time.
She has no sense of decency, she is arrogant beyond belief.
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Manchester City are pleased to announce that they have secured a multi decade, £2bn stadium naming rights deal with an Abu Dhabi private detective agency and plumbing conglomerate.
The stadium will now be re-named the PI55 Boilers Arena
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It's brilliant that the Etihad and Campus will be used by the NHS but I also think that it's very telling that as City were talking to the NHS about that offer in the past week or so other clubs were sending letters to CAS
Stick your league up your arse you fuckers
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So, City have now got a maximum of 15 games for absolute immortality and they are favourites in each of the three competitions they are still in?
Oh my word what a time to be a City fan.
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Why do the BBC struggle with simple truths?
It's "Convicted Paedophile Gary Glitter"
He's not a disgraced singer.
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I like this image.
I like it because it's City.
I like it because it's City with silverware.
But most of all I like it because it's totally unique. Never before has any team had all four of those trophies lined up like that.
City don't wallow in their history they make it
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Do you want to see how this CAS decision should be reported?
This from the clearly intelligent and independent thinking
@sistoney67
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Whilst Bolton edge closer to folding completely and Blackpool are just out of an ownership mess almost unfathomable in its complexity and illegality MCFC are being attacked by the media and UEFA for being debt free and fiscally secure whilst investing millions in its community.
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At the time that City were securing the signatures of young, vibrant footballing talent Mourinho signed Ibrahimovic.
City continued to sign young players as united gave Ibra a new contract.
It’s not just how much but how you spend your money Jose
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Here's a picture of the house I was brought up in.
I maintain that there are no City fans who've lived closer to Maine Road than me.
I don't think it was physically possible to get closer than that house and we could see the pitch through the gap between Platt Lane and Kippax!
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Dear Ole,
Don't let the bastards grind you down mate. Every City fan supports you in your efforts
Yours
FB
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@MichaelRosenYes
Under the previous Labour administration the country had a stockpile of PPE and a plan for the worst case scenario
Of course none of that was maintained by the Tories based purely on the cost of it
They know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Especially life.
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Just caught up and listened to
@RhonddaBryant
on
@mrjamesob
's Full Disclosure.
Yet again I listen to someone we would be fortunate to have as PM but who, because of a fully operational moral compass, we will never see in that job.
Keep fighting the good fight Chris.
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A well liked and loved City fan suffering from mental health issues ended his torment yesterday.
There were, no doubt, hundreds of people who would have taken time to listen to him, helped take some of the burden he thought he was carrying alone.
It truly is good to talk.
#RIP
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@BillBailey
This was created by my autistic son, Ryan.
He has happy memories of Sean making him laugh A LOT.
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@carolvorders
@BylineTimes
@NEBylines
@PrivateEyeNews
@rbrooks45
Carol, let's not forget that Ben Houchen's main election pledge when he was trying to become Mayor was that he would 'bring steel making back to Teesside'
He never had any intention of doing so and rushed to destroy the evidence of that lie
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So, my wonderful son Ryan, who happens to be autistic, swept the board with distinctions and merits on his two year college course and now is set for a three year degree course starting in September.
Not bad for a kid who was more or less non-verbal at primary school.
#ProudDad
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When City win the PL and then win the CL I will be thinking of that Chelsea FA Cup game and will be fucking furious.
😆😆😆
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The Met Office has issued a heatwave warning and advised everyone to "keep your house as cool as possible".
I don't know about you but I've had my heating on, fire blasting and oven on max with the door open for weeks.
Why didn't they tell me this before now!
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I've created a new 'brand' for some MCFC products
Thoughts Blues?
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City fans of a certain age (like me) still need a 15 goal lead with only 30 seconds left of a game before we actually relax and believe we might win.
United fans of any age still think they are title contenders
Isn't that right
@DepasoisMike
😉
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I look back with amusement to the time we signed Yaya and Silva who most in the UK press knew next to nothing about yet still poured scorn on their signings.
Well you've fucking heard about them now you myopic twats, boy have you heard of them now.
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I suppose I should take a moment to thank my Dad for being a City fan.
It's gutting that he's missed all this.
Gone just before the first trophy was secured.
Cancer really is a cunt.
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City fans warned Newcastle and Everton fans ( and supporters of other clubs ) what FFP was designed to do.
It's designed to stop competition.
It's not about losses or investment.
Both their clubs voted for FFP
The thing that annoys
#nufc
fans about FFP/PRS isn’t having to abide by the rules but that how nakedly the table has been changed to stop any speed of progress.
We’ve now got “fair value” rules to avoid our owners signing inflated sponsorship deals, while precisely nothing was
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Lots of deserved plaudits for KDB this season but I can’t see past David Silva as the best, most consistent player for City.
And he’s done that whilst under huge familial stress too.
He’s surely the greatest player City have ever had?
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If City do something that I don't agree with I will say it.
If they were to furlough staff I would have a go, loud and clear.
If you cannot find it in yourself to criticise your football club no matter what the circumstance then you are part of the problem.
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I can't wait to see the images of
@ruskin147
's rescue dog cuddling up with him in the coming days.
It's the most gripping story on Twitter
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City are about to buy Ferran Torres with the PROFIT made on the Sane deal.
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City are the only Premier League club to qualify for the CL every season since 2010/11
Once upon a time we never qualified.
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If the news about Fergie is true I hope my fellow Blues steer well clear of any insensitive comments.
We're better than that
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It's a little known fact that Ederson's tattoos are done whilst he plays in goal for City.
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Don’t celebrate too loud in your changing room boys, Jose won’t like it.
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For City fans,
Here is one of Ryan's first bits of artwork.
I just cannot imagine where he got the suggestion for the subject from
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A fresh, rested and angry Sane with a point to prove next season strikes me as something to look forward to next season
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He won't be given the send off he so richly deserves.
His funeral will be a small affair and there will be no crowds to chant his name.
But he knew what we thought of him and in the end that's what truly matters.
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Sooooo, went in with two cancers and was told the second one was just a weird ass mole so they were leaving that alone. So a mole has three dermatologists and a consultant dermatologist baffled 🤪
The other cancer on my leg is now out and I'm of home.
Thank fuck for the NHS
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Shall we do this.
Each time someone on here talks about the City CAS verdict we simply ask them, politely, if they accept that City have been cleared of wrongdoing by an independent legal process.
If they cant accept that then they have made their bias clear for you to see.
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United's bus arrived late because they had a new driver who foolishly drove to Manchester before being reminded that united haven't played in the city for over 100 years.
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People seem to really like 'liking' these.
If those likes turned into sales then
@MCFCfoodbank
would be funded for a year 😆
@StatCity
@RealTolmie
@PepTeam
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Stat of the day from
#Opta
Laporte has played more Premier League games without losing than any other player in the history of the competition.
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Back in the day a player like Foden would have been sold by Swales to Aston Villa for £85,000
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A little reminder that as Everton's owner is close to being sanctioned by the West and Leeds' owner tries to mortgage Elland Road to buy another club it's debt free Manchester City that are the bad boys.
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Dare I suggest that Sterling's mind has already left City in the same way Sane's did.
As his form is slowly and surely going that way too.
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As Vincent Kompany gains his degree and develops a community club in Belgium Paul Pogba gets a new hair cut and sleeps in.
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So it turns out the greatest team ever won't score the most points, won't go undefeated, won't do a double or treble and won't score as many as the second placed team.
C'est La Vie
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I wonder if all the clubs who have sold players to City and received money from such a deplorable club with its filthy oil money like to hand it to UEFA to clear their consciences ?
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A bit of
@JackGrealish
by my autistic son, Ryan for you all to enjoy.
As per usual we are selling these in support of
@TrussellTrust
/
@McrFoodbank
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I hope you guys enjoy seeing my autistic son Ryan's artwork.
Here's one he created a while back of Buster Keaton.
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I recommend that you all start following
@JayMitchinson
and subscribe to
@yorkshirepost
You will start to appreciate how important it is to have an active free press willing to take those in power to task, hold them to account.
Push for the truth Jay.
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Thom, I get it
You don't like City having success because you've bought into the BS line that they've 'bought it'.
But every team throughout history has started their journey to success by 'buying it' and then, when it's worth more than money comes the beautiful football.
Ta.
Look. I get it, City fans. You were starved of success for decades, and now you've got it all. You love it. Of course you do.
But FYI, to suggest that the massive turnaround since 2008 is because of nothing but sporting merit is laughable and you look like fools, soz.
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Dear
@SkySports
Yesterday you promoted the
@LFC
v
@ManCity
match as Challengers v Champions
I take that, as each of the other 19 teams in the Premier League are also challenging the Champions, you will repeat this campaign each time City play?
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I'm doing a quick favour for a mate here and I'm hoping there is a City fan or OSC branch who would like to collect this piece of photo canvass artwork and save it from the skip.
It would need collecting from West Yorks - it was previously in the FA HQ in Soho Sq.
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I have 5 kids, and today my second eldest Ryan is 22.
His autism, doesn't define him.
He's funny, kind and fun to be around.
He's also an exceptional bass player and in his 3rd year of a degree
But most of all he makes me proud because he's a decent person.
Love you son.
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RT if you think Jose Mourinho deserves at least five more season in charge of united. 👍
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City signing Scott Carson means Pep will use Ederson as Kompany's replacement
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I don't really blame most Tory voters any more. They were duped, lied to, sold a pup, conned etc
But the question is, once you know that why would you ever vote Tory again?
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@D_Blanchflower
Also, any member of the H of L must be resident for tax purposes in the UK
As any company or trust they are beneficiaries from
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@NHSMillion
What does it matter really,
Just Pay nurses the wage they should be paid for doing a professional job.
If they want to spaff their money on cake and fags well they've bloody earned it.
Pay then or lose them.
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I think United need to give Ten Haag more time.
He's far from reaching the levels of ineptitude that he and his squad are clearly capable of
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City demolished a team in the CL, winning away at a place no English team has ever won and did it comprehensibly - and united are utterly wank managed by a massive turd of a man and hey presto they steal our headlines
On balance I'm happy with that 👍
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Apparently Lukaku threw several punches at City players.
One hit the wall, another the ceiling and the last one hit his own defender.
#Arf
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Apparently Ben Houchen has claimed that he brought the Northern Lights to Teesside
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I know this won't be popular with many but I've always found the term 'bin dippers' offensive and can't understand why it gained traction.
The chants about getting a job, mocking people because they are unemployed pisses me off as well.
Football fans can be fucking idiots
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Dear City fans,
Can you please stop trying to justify our club's right to success and trying to educate thowe who simply don't want to accept facts and truth
We know who we are, where we've come from.
Fuck everyone else.
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My thoughts are solely with the victims.
I'm not interested in any conversation on this subject.
There is no debate to be had.
If the time came I would pull the switch myself.
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So City are finally going to set a new British transfer record
This will come as a surprise to millions of footy fans who believe they have done that 20 times in the last 10 years
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Daniel Sturridge has been struck by a giant coin thrown from the crowd.
http://t.co/m3e6MulQj6
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Many of you know that one of my boy,Ryan is autistic
He had a hellish time being failed by school and 6th form SEN and it took a lot of work for me to get him willing to learn again
So the fact that he can now add the letters Bsc to his CV makes me SO proud
Congratulations son
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Here's an interesting fact.
The CL has never been won by a team from Manchester.
Not many people appreciate that.
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I am sickened by the change in press reporting of
@sterling7
as much as I am impressed by him.
I certainly know the change in them is because of the resilience in him.
Raheem Sterling, a better person than he is a footballer. And he's a fucking good footballer.
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Manchester City have today announced their intention of adding a new club to their growing family.
They intend to add UEFA to the CFG group sometime in the next few months.
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I know Mendy isn't the most reliable player due to fitness and injury issues but at least we get to feel like we've signed a £50m player in EVERY transfer window 👍
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@DeborahMeaden
@BestForBritain
The denial of the brexit reality is somehow worse than they way it was sold to us all.
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My son Ryan has turned his autistic eye to my most famous Twitter friend,
@BoyGeorge
We hope you like it George.
Everything he does raises money for
@TrussellTrust
over at
@ClubMerchandise
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I've seen the Aguero / Assistant Ref incident and I can guarantee one thing, if the official in question had felt that there was anything untoward she would definitely have made the ref aware.
She is one of the best officials in the sport end of debate
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So if Neymar is worth £200m and Coutinho is worth £120m it’s still pretty clear United paid over the odds for Pogba.
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All this nonsense in the press about Pep having to talk to Sanchez to get a deal done, fuck that right off.
Pep’s done his sales pitch - if he needs convincing again because of money he’s not the player we want, certainly not in Jan on the crest of a wave.
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Remember when it was more or less guaranteed that United, Arsenal,Liverpool and Chelsea were in the CL and hoovered up the money
I really enjoy City being and acting like the anti-establishment club.
It seems right and proper as they've never liked us so fuck 'em
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So Liverpool and Chelsea have now spent more on keepers than City have on ant player.
I hate that City are buying success by spending so much
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@supertanskiii
And methinks Madeley wont be using a food bank or warm bank for his family Xmas.
Imagine thinking that you are some sort of crusading journalist holding people to account with that line of questioning.
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An amusing twist to the City/United narrative is how quickly people previously donning green and gold are now proud of the way their club is run compared to City.
Let that amusing thought permeate into your brains and develop.
Off the field It's quite a moral dilemma for them.
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Pogba makes football look effortless.....
by putting fuck all effort in.
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@Keir_Starmer
Build real council houses.
That will deflate the private rented sector costs.
That will enable people to save more for their own home when they are ready.
And for those who never want to own a home they can rent from the Council with real protections
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