Hi, my name is Nicholas P. Wilde, but you can call me Nick. I work for the ZPD with my bestest friend Judy. | He/him | SFW (don’t get me fired)|(Parody)
New details on the Willy Wonka Experience disaster
• Script was '15 pages of AI-generated gibberish'
• Made up a villain called The Unknown — 'an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls'
• Event had no chocolate — kids were given a single jelly bean & a cup of lemonade