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My boff!
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@POTUS
Joe Biden says he'd be "happy to debate" Donald Trump during his exclusive interview with
@HowardStern
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@benshapiro
Yeah nothing sadder than not being able to accept a loss. I wonder if we can think of a more recent example?
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Congrats to
@jdharm
, whose gigantic hog will remain hidden... unless he shows it anyway to be a good sport!
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Remember when everyone had like full rock band/guitar hero drum sets in their living rooms for two years then just threw that shit out
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Many people making fun of this, not nearly enough making fun of the only comment
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Guy working in deli: "You hear Lebron? Man he should shut the fuck up and play"
Me: "How bout you shut the fuck up and make my sandwich"*
*20 minutes later, several miles away
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@IngrahamAngle
Yeah totally, you should urge Trump to release all his taxes to prove this, that would totally own the libs!
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@EricTrump
So either your family colluded with Russia or CNN is the evil slime from Ghostbusters II. I think I just figured out which one happened.
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@DineshDSouza
What’s funny is this dude probably doesn’t realize “counterpart” is way more offensive than “horse-faced”.
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@TomiLahren
"Let's write quotes nobody has ever said ever, that'll get you back on tv!" 🤷♀️
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@blankcheckpod
I assume your Spider-Man ep is in the can but there's a new Netflix doc about Abercrombie & Fitch where a guy from the company says he knew the brand was fucked when Flash Thompson wears A&F.
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Next year they need to recreate the baseball game from Naked Gun
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At least Trump hasn't done anything with poop yet. (Tweeting this now so I can RT myself when the poop news breaks)
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@KevinMKruse
And OF COURSE, just like with vaccine mandates, this is something News Corp does as well. .
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I became a dad for second time a week ago. He’s nice! I also just realized I’ve had his poop on me for the last hour.
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When you were exited for one coworker to show another coworker his dong but it doesn't happen
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Beam this fucking clip out to outer space so aliens know what we’re all about down here.
Watch the exact moment
@cwotd
had an accident during the
#HeaviestDiaperContest
exclusively on the
@SIRIUSXM
app and see if you think it was intentional:
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Next week should be fun!
HEY NOW!
@HowardStern
is back LIVE Tuesday on
#Howard100
! Tune in all week for exclusive interviews with
@SteveMartinToGo
, Martin Short,
@Metallica
, and
@MileyCyrus
only on
@siriusxm
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Possibly the best pratfall in the history of cinema
Remembering Philip Seymour Hoffman, who passed away 10 years ago today.
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The President, Pearl Jam, and Gary's wrath. Quite a week.
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@PearlJam
treated Howard to a performance of “Yellow Ledbetter” during their first
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@EricTrump
I can't get over how fucking adorable this is. MSM were so furious about Trump family love that they decided to say what happened.
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The same Bob Ross estate that does not allow anyone to physically own a Bob Ross painting also authorized this
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Me looking for a joke about this clip that hasn't been done
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but I just made barbecue chicken pizza with pickles on it.
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@ABC
Fact- I once worked on a pitch for a show that would have been entirely clips of trucks spilling different shit on the highway. This would have been one I guess!
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I hope at some point during this holiday weekend we all take a moment to yell "Ba ba Booey! Howard Stern's penis!" in honor of
#JoeyBoots
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@thesarahyork
A big chunk of the country thinks of Starbucks as an all purpose stand in for "The Left"
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SHAME!
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An important investigation from
@jdharm
featuring my dumb ass
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One of the most important debates of 2024
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@thisiswolfie
called in an HR professional to evaluate if
@TheMikeTrainor
was in the wrong to hang up a photo of
@robertabooey
next to a Neanderthal in the office.
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In my head I sound like this when I sing
Watch the boys of
@tenaciousd
(
@jackblack
&
@GassLeak
) rock out while covering songs off
@TheWho
’s legendary album “Tommy.” 🤘
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Beetlejuice is BACK!
Howard is talking live to the legendary Wack Packer
@Beetlepimp
RIGHT NOW on the
#SternShow
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This flat Ronnie has hep c now
Flat Ronnie made an appearance at the 2018 Gathering of the Juggalos! Check out his adventures in our photo album here:
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A great day for the written word
For months
@HowardStern
has been teasing a secret project and today he revealed the big news —
#HowardSternComesAgain
, his first book in more than 20 years, is due out May 14, 2019! Preorder it now:
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Now hold on everyone, let’s see the full tape...
Guy yelling N-word brandishes gun at kids on bikes during 'wheels up guns down' event
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Shout out to the Fox News intern who spent today searching for a time Obama or Hillary bragged about being smart and/or not insane.
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@realDonaldTrump
@FoxNews
Oh! I know this one: because neither of those people are President. Happy to help!
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It's a good day when you come to work soaked with rain and
@salgovernale
says you're sweaty from chasing an ice cream truck.
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I'm getting my prostate checked by a circus clown because he's NOT a doctor.
I’m voting for
@realDonaldTrump
because he’s NOT a politician. I voted for him 4 years ago for this reason and shall vote for him again for this reason. He gets things done quickly and he will turn the economy around quickly. There you have it folks there you have it🙄
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I e-mailed Stan Lee some dumb fan boy question as a kid and he replied to me like a day later. Plus, every time I walk around NYC there's at least one second where I look up at buildings and think how cool it would be to be Spider-man. RIP!
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@PressSec
@markknoller
"Thanks for your hard work, here's a movie you all already have at home. I'm off to do more horrible shit!"
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My first job out of college was at Q104.3, and I've been at Stern for nearly 10 years, so this was fun!
“Are you going to retire at some point?”
@HowardStern
asked Jim Kerr while congratulating the host on 50 years of working in New York radio.
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"Three tickets for Challengers, please!"
Cheers to 25 years since we first heard
@MFBrooklyn
’s voice in her debut call to the
#SternShow
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A big, pendulous day for Howard 101.
Robin Quivers, we speak your name! She joins
#SternShow
Summer School today – tune in live at 11 a.m. ET on
#Howard101
or catch up anytime on
@Siriusxm
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@barry
In every Ghostbuster movie the antagonist is a ghost with a complicated, multi-step plan
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If Trump ever goes down for any of this shit nine months later there are going to be like a million babies born all at once.
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Every time I get a breaking news email from CNN I'm like "Oh shit, did he appoint Skeletor?"
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I got on Twitter a billion years ago to write boner jokes and now it's still for boner jokes but also occasionally for reacting to most horrible things imaginable. Anyway, everything sucks
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Listening to Norm's stuff all day. So great. He shaped my sense of humor, I feel older now that he's gone
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@dzerzhinksy
@BeschlossDC
I think someone photoshopped all the windows in my house it's all black and stuff
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A lot of scary things happening in the world right now, so please take a break from that and enjoy this weirdo I work with.
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Man, it's gonna be so sweet when that vaccine gets here sometime in the next 16 days
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@cameron_kasky
And it's probably just someone in his staff doing it- and that's fine! The man has actual important shit to do!
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