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Thank you Nicklas Backstrom.
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I didn't expect my first real article to be this emotional.
There's What You Say, and How You Say it.
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@OneTakeNews
@glenpowell
Leave Gosling out of this. Bro was in Drive, The Nice Guys, The Place Between the Pines, Bladerunner 2049, The Big Short, First Man, Fracture.
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@Paytriot_X
@barstoolsports
It’s a good thing you told us they were Asian since that was so crucial to the fabric of the story
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@lporiginalg
Place your order first (that’s why you’re there) and then compliment the tattoo while you’re paying if you want while there’s a spare moment, but she’s under no obligation to discuss her interests with a random customer, likely with others in line, especially w/out ordering.
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@karimo714
@OnlyInBOS
It’s not merging if you explicitly take an exit lane for the sole reason of zooming past a bunch of cars and then attempt to force your way back in at that last second. That one’s called “being an asshole.”
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@DiscussingFilm
“There are three things I love in this world: Kylie Minogue, small dimples just above a woman's buttocks... and the fear in a man's eye who knows I'm about to hurt him.”
That line will never not be legendary. Rest in piece, big guy.
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@crazyclipsonly
I Just read in a Chilean news video about this that it was (luckily) “attempted homicide.” Considering it says he was also shot three times, it’s amazing this motorcycle man survived that.
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@Sirrcurity
@invis4yo
Them: kid is screaming at top of their lungs in a movie theater
Me: I know my advice won’t be good or valuable but maybe you should take your kid outside of this movie theater.
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@TopDogLaw
If you can’t slow down in time and, as a result of that, try to speed around the car through a half car-length gap and then lose control over half the entire width of the highway because your speed is too high and you’re not an F1 driver, I’m pretty sure you’re the one at fault.
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@biggiet17
@CoopDaDon1
@DonxPacho
@DailyLoud
My dude, you are the one that just responded seriously to a joke.
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@LAtowncritic
Damn this is honestly is so dark for people who know the backstory of this clip.
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@SENSAJ11
@SpinninBackfist
You’re talking about a professional boxer who makes a living not getting hit and can land a single punch and have the entire fight be over. It’s incredibly hard to take down an elite striker unless you’re also a somewhat skilled striker because you’re in their striking range.
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Love seeing the raw passion of
@alexalandestoy
@AlanMay_16
and
@JohnnyGoalie12
on the broadcast ❤️
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Never forget what jersey ads took from you. This is brutal.
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@ESPNF1
Especially after getting hit in turn 1 doesn’t matter if it was a bad stop for Yuki. Not a lot went right for Ricciardo and he still got p13 in that dump truck and made that last set of mediums last 🔥
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@chrisgrutt1
@barstoolsports
Because the quality is awful, jerseys are expensive, and those jerseys should at least be worth the price.
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@spittinchiclets
When he’s old and gray, he’ll be able to tell people he played in the NHL, scored a bunch of goals, and prioritized his health. While this is sad, it’s a hell of a lot better than being physically crippled so early in life. Hope he succeeds in coaching 🫡
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@Rainmaker1973
Praise the lord? You mean praise the Stihl chainsaw and pole pruner attachment set and the man who knows how to use it 😂
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@DiscussingFilm
Marvel just expecting actors to bend over for a paycheck. Nothing new here. Glad he didn’t get relegated to Marvel B-tier flicks.
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@justcameron
Sad to see someone experiencing legitimate, deep psychosis and then see people here doubling down on the “this is normal processing of trauma” angle. She doesn’t need generic PTSD charts excusing anything she does. This stuff requires actual treatment. That’s actual compassion.
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@tylerduran21
@DiscussingFilm
She wants to get in for real on a legit episode and not some celebrity layup appearance where they ask who starred in Batman. I respect the hell out of that.
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@3ku1111
@oldnbatweetz
Literally every American I’ve ever met knows what the haka is man. They applauded after they were done. Like what are they supposed to do man? 🤦♂️
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@DiscussingFilm
Sorry to the haters but it was one of the best episodes of TV I’ve ever seen. Purely from a film perspective. Forget the game for a millisecond and appreciate that it could have been its own feature-length movie. Perfectly cast, paced, and acted.
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@DiscussingFilm
Whenever I hear “multiverse” or “superhero movie” I’m fatigued. I’m sure there’s a good story in there somewhere but the schtick is just getting old and it’s just a rehash cheat code. Just overly safe picks for the box office from Studios and the people do what they can with it.
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@IIHFHockey
@usahockey
@SwissIceHockey
Why even have a tournament if you are going to force a team to take an L because two healthy vaccinated players tested positive. What happens if this is in the medal rounds? Pretty ridiculous.
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@stachilicious
@fasc1nate
My dude, when people say “they don’t know how they built it,” what we really mean is “the exact record of how they built it was lost.” There’s a multitude of extremely plausible ways they could have built them and there’s tons of videos on how it’s possible with their technology.
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@LuxMeaMundiAM
@MrsJellySantos
Just because you have MH issues doesn’t mean the entire world ought to revolve around you to accommodate your issues. He can say whatever he wants. His life.
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@ShitpostGate
Honestly we all have them at some point in life because it’s some pillow we stole from our parents and it’s perfect, but in reality it’s bc we don’t know how to shop for nice pillows until we’re like 27. But put a fresh case on it until you find where they sell the nice pillows.
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Mantha, McMichael, and Protas didnt just magically figure out their games this year at the same time. They just got a coach who saw their potential, helped them see it themselves, and finally gave them the confidence, trust, and opportunity to play to that potential.
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61.5-goal pace per 82 the last 24 games is legitimately insane
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@DigAdvice
@fasc1nate
Awesome clip. That said, any skateboarder knows big guy wasn’t holding his hand while attempting a trick. He was giving little dude a ‘tow’ because little bro needed some extra speed and he’s too young to push as hard as you need to in order to have the speed to do the trick.
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@jules_su
A movie where you need to use your memory to piece together multiple spliced chunks of a timeline in order to decipher the linear storyline is the complete opposite of a TikTok brain film.
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Capitals: Lose 5-2 to Montreal
Also Capitals: Win 3-0 against Boston
Every
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fan trying to understand this team:
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The Capitals have picked up 11/12 possible standings points since Anthony Mantha returned to the lineup.
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@DiscussingFilm
Proper response to a question that is incredibly rude and also isn’t even really a question. It was really just a statement.
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Great goalie. Great coaching. Best power play since Feb 8th. Finally scoring again.
If all you do is look at cumulative season numbers, we’ll look mediocre at everything.
The second you look at this team since the all-star break, everything makes sense.
The Washington Capitals are gonna make the playoffs despite not being good at, like, anything, and sometimes you just have to respect a good grift
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@theScoreNHL
Gretzky played against goalies who didn’t butterfly in an era where multiple people would routinely score fifty. Ovechkin had two lockouts and two covid-shortened seasons. What a terrible take.
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@DiscussingFilm
It was honestly pretty good. A cliche character or two, but surprisingly funny at times and didn’t take itself too seriously.
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@khordelle
@FightMate
Yeah let’s analyze the .3 seconds he had him in the air instead of the 99.7% of the video where this entire encounter is totally one guys fault. Don’t want to risk being dropped on your head? Don’t start a fight.
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This literally might be the funniest regular season game of all time 😂😂
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Imagine having a terrible logo on your current jersey and having a living legend telling you exactly what to do to fix it and still not doing it.
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@ColossaISadness
@WhackNicholson
Lmao wow get over yourself my dude. Literally half the people have that opinion
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@SirCaleb_2
@mad_mcmahon
@historyinmemes
He literally majored in Japanese. He respects them way more than you do. You just can’t take a joke.
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@commie22
He also faced an extremely tough media session. Dude did everything right by the book and didn't upstage any cup celebrations. Proper behavior.
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Absolutely need this in my veins as soon as possible. Ryan Leonard is going to be an absolute problem for opponents every single night.
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@SeibertOrisis
@BarkAndLaugh
@Morbidful
I watched an in-depth story about this and they assumed he was just trying to spook her. Likely unintentional to actually kill her but he was intentionally putting her life in danger with a deadly weapon and took her life after stalking her so totally justified sentence IMO.
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Darcy Kuemper masterclass. 4th line masterclass. Pacioretty finding his legs. Kuzy is still terrible. We are so back baby
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@WallStreetSilv
Mandatory age of retirement for Air Traffic Controllers: 56
Pilots: 60-65
Running the USA: Whatever
Concerned about the age of both him and Trump, and a great deal more reasons even on top of the age, but the ages by themselves is concerning enough for me.
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@sarj554
Hits the apex, shuts the door, and stays on track. Love sainz but he just gets beat here on hard racing that’s completely legal. If this move were illegal the racing would be so boring. “FIA did nothing about that” like… yeah… probably because it’s 1000% legal. “Hard racing.”
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Me watching other teams choke harder than the 2010 caps as the years move on, having the 2018 cup, everything stinging less and less.
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@quantian1
Squeezing the elderly who just want to retire in peace after working their entire lives and can finally relax in their homes. Yikes.
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@TLNdc
Multiple things going on here:
1. Not the time to make a statement with a big hit. This is for development and learning.
2. Gotta keep your head up. It’s completely clean.
3. Still, cmon bud, it just ain’t the time to do that. That’s your teammate at the end of the day.
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@ghiblipicture
Stop motion is objectively impressive but that’s more like giving someone an award for masochism. Love W&G but it’s not even close.
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Olie Kolzig and Braden Holtby leading goalie drills was super cool to watch.
Imagine showing up to a rookie camp and the two greatest tendies to ever put on the uniform are your coaches. Unreal
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@TeamKiller86
@CultureCrave
You don’t get a 4-stripe blue belt training for a role. He’s definitely into it. A few other actors have gotten into it, notably Russel Brand and Ashton Kutcher. Kutcher and Brand are both purple belts and I wouldn’t be surprised if Hardy receives his shortly after this comp.
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This team is headed in such a great direction. McMichael, Lapierre, Sandin, Miroshnichenko, Bear, Fehervary. Just love the youth on this team.
“I’ve heard such good things about the organization … It honestly felt like they cared a lot. They want me here, instead of needing me.”
Ethan Bear speaks with the media after his first time skating with the Capitals today.
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