🧡Orange Banners!🧡
Dry Humping is a
#1
new release in Sex & Sexuality, Alcoholism Recovery, and… Sex Instruction?!?
Life is wild, y’all. Happy Humping! 🐫
@adribbleofink
Owners of a local Mexican restaurant in my hometown of Waco, Texas were impressed by how much spice I could tolerate so they named these tacos after me.
@GrannyRose89
I threw my ex a surprise bday party. We got wasted and I fell asleep before him. I woke up to find him passed out with his dick in his hand, jerking off to pics/sexts from his ex. I accepted his proposal a few months later.
🤦🏽♀️🤡
🚨I have an agent! I’m officially repped by
@ericsmithrocks
at
@PSLiterary
. Working with someone who’s as excited about my project as I am feels cool af, y’all! 🤘🏽
Stay tuned!
@rebeccamakkai
Both of my grandmothers (and my mom) are named Jacqueline. One of them was a brilliant artist who painted this butterfly, which I’ve since turned into a tattoo.
HOLDING MY BOOK, Y'ALL!
Dry Humping comes out in September and I can't WAIT for y'all to read it! This is the book I needed when I was newly sober and had no freaking clue how to date, hook up, or have meaningful conversations with partners.
Grab yours:
I wrote about how to do
#soberoctober
while still being respectful to the sober community. I've covered this topic for the last few years because of the increase in something I like to call "Sober Tourism".
@notgwendalupe
I brought photos of Leighton Meester’s hair in this video to a hair colorist and said “I need my hair to look exactly like this” please!
Bisexual Theory: We're obsessed with Nintendo
Proof: I have a Super Mario tattoo.
@ZacharyZane_
has a Wario tattoo.
@nintendomad888
has a Nintendo username.
Any other Bisexual Nintendo stans out there?!
I’m writing a book! So excited to work with
@j_zimms
and
@quirkbooks
to bring Dry Humping to life! Thank you
@ericsmithrocks
for being such a rock star agent!
🤘🏽📚
❣️cover reveal❣️
Dry Humping, A Guide to Dating, Relating, and Hooking Up is officially on pre-order! This is the book I desperately needed when I was newly sober, y'all. It hits shelves on Sept. 19th. AHHHH!
Grab yours here:
In "Pegging for Politics,"
@TawnyMLara
recounts the time she pegged a Trump supporter. " Listening to each other can go a very long way...I opened his mind and his butthole." Read more at the link.
I finally met my agent,
@ericsmithrocks
, IRL! I almost didn’t query him because I didn’t think there was a world where he'd like my book idea.
Spoiler Alert: He loved the book! Dry Humping: A Guide to Dating, Relating, and Hooking Up comes out next fall with
@quirkbooks
!
Hey editors: My goal for 2021 is to land a Sober Sex column. Sober Sex is an important conversation that needs to be more accessible on a regular basis. Hit me up and let's chat. 🤞
⚡️FOUR YEARS SOBER⚡️
#sobriety
is a lot of work: support groups, weekly therapy, journaling, budgeting my energy, communication, letting myself feel my feelings, & more. But it’s all worth it because this is the best I’ve ever felt.
Cake by Janie Bakes
Congrats to
@sethgamblexxx
for winning Best Leading Actor at
@avnawards
three years in a row! Check out this profile I wrote about him for
@MensHealthMag
last year. He’s killin’ it, one day at a time!🤘🏽
“‘So You Want to Talk About Race’ was suddenly essential, like the latest bag or pair of shoes. It had become an accessory, a badge of honor, proof of being a good white”.
Brilliant piece by
@blktinabelcher
!
via
@bitchmedia
::Interview Request::
I’m looking to interview people over 50 who are sober or sober curious about their dating experiences. If this describes you or someone you know, please let me know. Thanks! 🫶🏽📚
#journorequest
@rebexxxxa
For what it’s worth, lululemon has been paying all of their employees in full since stores temporarily closed on March 16th. At least the money spent on leggings is going to a good cause during all of this!
I’m honored to have my essay included about sobriety, sexuality, and Lisa Simpson (yes, somehow it all works) included in this anthology. Shout out to the amazing editors,
@haleyaswanson
and
@thatelizasmith
! ✨
@RobSchneider
@Shanemgillis
There’s a significant difference between being vulnerable on stage,
delivering crafted material and shooting the shit having actual dialogue with a podcast co-host.
I just spoke about my personal sobriety journey and the history of my business,
@sobrieteaparty
, at the
@iogtint
World Congress in Sweden.
It still blows my mind how profoundly my life has changed since I stopped getting drunk.
#sobriety
#recovery
#sober
@maggieserota
100%. Anytime I’m commended for quitting my job to focus on entrepreneurial endeavors I say some sort of the following sentences: “I’m living off of an inheritance. I couldn’t do any of this without my grandpa’s money”.
I’m a hard worker, but I’ll never be self-made.
Thank you,
@buttonpoetry
for having a chapbook contest. You inspired me to type up the words that would have remained hidden in my notebook, save them to a PDF, and hit ‘submit’.
@ericraglin1992
When I ask him to. I actually took this photo of him doing it and made it my phone wallpaper. I asked for feedback on a chapter and he printed it out then wrote detailed line notes. His support means the world to me!
@RodriguezDaGone
The Doors
Unknown Soldier
When the Music’s Over
Touch Me
Indian Summer
Riders on the Storm
Love Street
Five to One
Moonlight Drive
Not to Touch the Earth
My Wild Love
Peace Frog
Ghost Ship
This week has been fucking intense. So many rollercoaster emotions that have left me feeling completely exhausted. A drink would have been nice, but I’ve chosen
#sobriety
everyday for the last 4+ years. I just keep taking it one day at a time.
My writing career *began* at age 30. And that’s when I was still working retail, getting excited to write $50 essays or get paid in concert tickets.
My mom *started* college at age 55 and now she’s finally working in her dream career.
It’s never too late. Keep going. 🤘🏽