Taffeta V.
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Writer. Voice actor. Ex-showgirl. Redhead. Bon vivant. Late night FM DJ on KOPN 89.5 she/her/Red
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45, or as my friend said…
forty-fiiiine 😜
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@ycsm1n
and men are rarely judged harshly if they DO leave a woman who is sick; if a woman chooses to do that? scorned and spat upon by everyone. and staying when you don't want to, and not being and endless well of perfect empathy and cheerful selflessness? also scorned and spat upon
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So sad to hear about Chita Rivera’s passing. I shall be performing the Big Spender number from Sweet Charity later in my kitchen.
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My favorite option on the big board in CABIN IN THE WOODS is "Kevin"
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I worked in bookstores forever. Here are some 100% true stories from holiday season.
Guy comes in, says his daughter needs a book called The Shrunken White Elephants of Style. We can’t find anything by that title. He doesn’t know the author.
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They’d say “just tell me what it’s about!” so they could fake like they read it at the wine lady book group. I’m not proud of this, but I started telling them totally fabricated, wildly inaccurate versions of the books
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He’s SURE he got the title right, and says we’re idiots because apparently all book people know it. It’s for writers. Then it dawned on me - and I was right. This is what he wanted.
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So we’re just not doing the whole separation of church and state thing anymore? Just gonna shove that one religion down everyone’s throats?
BREAKING: The Ten Commandments must be displayed in Louisiana classrooms under requirement signed into law
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Everyone talks about how bad the Ally Sheedy makeover is in BREAKFAST CLUB but the one that fully enrages me is how they did Annie Potts dirty in PRETTY IN PINK. I hate the way her selling out to be yuppie scum was sold as an upgrade, the proper thing to do. THE WORST!
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Because it was hilarious to me to picture them trying to save face when bringing up the symbolism of The Quickening in Angela’s Ashes, or how the protagonist in Deep End of the Ocean struggled with telekinesis
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Ok so I primarily know Brian Cox as Hannibal Lecter, so his voiceover on the McRib commercial is really upsetting
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Before we called them “Karens”, they threatened to get me fired because I was out of the hot William Wegman or Anne Geddes books on 12/22. Because there’s NOTHING a Karen loves more than a dog in people clothes or an infant in a flower pot. The fury! They NEED that book NOW!
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I’ll be 53 in 4 days
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Gimme the world weary fellas, the ones who are a little bit worn around the edges.
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@BenjaminCrew1
The ones I love most
Gimme the world weary fellas, the ones who are a little bit worn around the edges.
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Biohazards I Have Found in the Bookstore:
- Adult human tooth, w/flesh attached (ladies room floor)
- Human feces (in the aisle)
- Soiled baby diapers under cushions in the Children's Dept, behind books in stacks, handed over at checkout (“You have a trashcan back there?”)
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You know the big mascot costumes? For kid book characters? I have worn them ALL. In there huffing the combo of Febreeze/bookseller sweat, kids punching at you. THEN you gotta get dressed again and work the info desk. So gross.
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Girls don’t want dick pics - send pics of your bookshelves, you in an impeccably tailored suit, your music collection, or a gif of you loosening your tie. Show me your favorite belt, or a video of you making a cocktail, like Stanley Tucci. I wanna see the good stuff.
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A jersey, no pants, a little weed: currently trying to serve JoBeth Williams in Poltergeist vibes
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I was working in bookstores when Oprah first started her book club, and it was a HUGE big deal. I can’t tell you how many times people would come in to get a copy of the latest the day their discussion group, with no intention of reading it.
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When training newbies in downtown Seattle, we had to tell them not to handle the trash in the bathroom without great care – SO MANY junkies left their works in there. We were forever cleaning the telltale fine sprays of blood from the stall walls
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Omg I LOVE THIS BATHING SUIT and the top totally works with skirts ahhhhhh!!!! Fuck anyone who tells me I can’t wear a 2 piece at 53!
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This is a screen test Ann/Margaret did in 1961 and it is unhinged and utterly compelling. She radiates a kind of hypnotic, exciting, terrifying magnetism. Little sexy redhead, but also she might eat you.
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@laura_relyea
Atlas Shrugged, Infinite Jest, and ohgod ONCE I knew a skeevy hippie who just LOVED Johnathan Livingston Seagull. UGH.
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Ahhh yes: just FaceTimed with my mother, who informed me that my jeans are too tight and it’s time to “stop wearing t-shirts with rock stars on them, for God’s sake, you’re over 50“. Always a delight, that woman.
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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
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My primary source of joy the past 24 hours has been the local news story about an escaped monkey called Momo. He’s on the loose, running amok and evading capture, drinking beer, occasionally biting people and generally causing chaos. I hope they never catch this hero.
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I’m super happy about this little surge of appreciation for hot, odd, older ladies
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@monaeltahawy
I've taken/seen MANY Self Defense classes for women; never even HEARD of a Self Control class for men
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WKRP premiered on this day in 1978 so here’s me in Johnny’s t shirt
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PLEASE send all your good vibes - I just pitched my idea for a version of my show LATE to a local independent radio station. I really want this to happen, so please make with the positive mojo if you could!!!
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Ok so, this is weird but…can you please confirm that finding girlie magazines in the woods is an actual thing that was not uncommon? Please comment and give your age if you’re comfortable doing so. I am GenX believe this wasn’t unusual?
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Thanks
@MikeVanderbilt
!!! I love my new shirts! 💋
You’ll never guess what I did with the stickers…
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It’s
#Noirvember
and I really should have a robe that says “Why no officer, I can’t imagine what could have happened, my husband had no enemies that I’m aware of - you certainly don’t think I had anything to do with this do you?”
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I wanna see more fellas dress like Perfect Tommy from Buckaroo Bonzai. Step it up, gents.
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Know what? If you’re all excited about fashion but find the rich people largely dull, have a look at this. Here’s some stuff I made with my own two hands.
A thread of highlights from some of my costume work. 🧵
Indigo Blue wearing a hand beaded ensemble that took me months
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Gonna need to come clean about something: I’m sorta into the Dracula puppet musical comedy from Forgetting Sarah Marshal
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OMG I JUST BOOKED AN ACTUAL PAID VOICE GIG FOR A FREAKY WEIRD ART INSTALLATION PIECE AND I AM SO EXCITED!
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Where all my Lux Interiors at? A little Poison Ivy cosplay for the Cramps fans out there
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It’s Saturday, I smell amazing and I did my hair. I’m wearing lipstick and heels and GOING OUT. Must be a sign of end times, baby
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No makeup or filters or plans, just gonna wear this robe all day and listen to music with my dog (she’s on a PJ Harvey kick again)
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No Nut November is dumb: I say make it HOvember - orgasms every damn day! Skip that puritanical scaredy-cat bullshittery and get weird!
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I just signed my first contract with ACX to narrate an audiobook!
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It’s Saturday night, I’m in my new place and all I have is a bed and my computer and some Chinese dumplings, it’s pouring rain and my windows are open and it’s the best I’ve felt in a long long time
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There should be a streaming service of just erotic thrillers, it should be called Stiletto, and I should be the Ben Mankiewicz for it
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“Still punk AF” I mutter to myself as I chomp my gummy vitamins and adjust my bifocals
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These passages from Saint-Exupéry’s The Little Prince explain everything you need to know about NFTs (except for the added bonus that NFTs fuck up the environment)
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@cameronesposito
Was the other goal to show off how Rhea is THE DREAMIEST? Such a great show, so grateful y'all made it for us to enjoy. Swoon.
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Monday night lounging in my sparkling golden, beat to shit vintage Halston caftan, like a disco Miss Havisham
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Think I'll celebrate Beltane by getting naked and doing a dance to seduce some uptight cop so we can sacrifice him for a good harvest
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