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just found my sisters nintendo ds lmao why is her stylus so big
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*John Cena wakes up in a hospital*
JC - "Where am I?"
Nurse - "ICU"
JC - "No you can't."
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@1donotex1st
@TheSawsis
@dreamisluna
It’s actually kinda depressing that the internet feels like they’re entitled to know everything you be doing and why
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18 / vegan / hardcore / straight edge / bisexual / Sagittarius /
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i sprayed a spider with axe body spray to kill it but now its name is chad and he's fucking all the girl spiders in my house
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@fuchs_fred3056
@1donotex1st
@TheSawsis
@dreamisluna
Weird way of saying lonely men pay for her grandparents.
You forget there’s lonely loser men willing to pay for it and just blame her
Weird mindset
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@fuchs_fred3056
@1donotex1st
@TheSawsis
@dreamisluna
has anyone ever told you to just shut the fuck up dawg
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When you press the A button too fast and you have to talk to Nurse Joy again
http://t.co/QB6m0SblNi
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when he calls you "princess" after an argument and you love it but you're mad that he making you blush
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I am forgiving Keemstar for saying "Alex is a stupid nigger" as he was only 26 years old and probably thought it meant "homie" or "friend"
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When your girlfriend has a twin sister and you get confused and fuck her dad
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The Mount Rushmore of beautiful girls is just jarrica four times
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does anyone else ever just click on scarces' videos to hear "hey whats up guys its scarce" here then clicking off
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MASSIVE CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY. 5 KNIVES. 5 WINNERS.
HOW TO ENTER:
WINNER ANNOUNCED HERE:
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Do you think everytime it was midnight Kiwiz was reminded of jarrica because she was 12
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Just Kidding
Ak-47 / Point Disarray FN
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RT & Follow
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Winner 4/21/16
#CSGOgiveaway
#CSGO
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StatTrak™ F. New Gut Knife Ruby GIVEAWAY. ENDS NOVEMBER 25th RT & FOLLOW TO ENTER. MORE WAYS:
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@qwertyoruiopz
I honestly feel so bad for you thank you so much for releasing this you are a great man
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STATTRAK™ FACTORY NEW: M9 BAYONET BLACK PEARL GIVEAWAY
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@OgLakyn
I personally feel like if you upload adult films to the internet.
You are responsible for scrubbing that data off of the internet.
It is not just something you are entitled to.
Thats basically his point, in a comical sense.
Not denying whatever youre saying just his point.
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My mother is drunk. I walked in to the kitchen to find her having aligned the potatoes in size order.
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CSGO ST FN AWP Boom GIVEAWAY!
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Grandpa caught 12 fish for 6 grandchildren and Kiritos the only one that showed up
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he can lift a giant glass of liquid but cant lift marshmallow on a stick
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I think Jesus is black because he's our father and he hasn't come back yet.
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Who else hated this cock sucking no titty havin bitch that tried to kill our nigga nemo??
http://t.co/OWTgoAGZ1L
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@IngrahamAngle
@FoxNews
@realDonaldTrump
college kids with no knowledge of politics using trump being president as excuse to skip class
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Big Bone is my daddy and i want to edate him sooo bad i got owned too
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I’m trying to drive my sister to the fucking store and she keeps doing this WTF
http://t.co/LPgLaOJPyN
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*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yeah…that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation
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