Sam Mitchell
@ScrewAttackSam
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Owner / Founder @DeathBattle previously @RoosterTeeth , Guy on YouTube, Wokeage.
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Sometimes when you get an idea, no matter how stupid, you just gotta execute it... or maybe exeggcute it, whatever who cares, enjoy my idiot idea.
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Seriously Dr Doom is probably the best villain ever.
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@Kotaku
: The Worst Part Of Fortnite's Popularity Is The PUBG Snobs
Me: You sure about that?
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From guy who helps in the merch room to whatever a "Channel Manager" is, it's been a wild ride. 13 good years for sure.
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We use to make fun of this. Then we played Breath of the Wild and all agreed it's a great physics engine.
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News flash, violent video games are still NOT the reason people shoot other people.
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The manager of a target just gave me $10 off because he "liked Mario Party Saturday" this may be the best day of my life y'all.
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I wish I knew who to credit for this, but it's to dope not to share.
http://t.co/BBdIOCMOA7
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On one hand I'm nearly 30 and I feel like an adult. On the other hand my last 3 meals have been pancakes.
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LET IT BE KNOWN!
@CraigSkitz
has been issued a fair challenge. Also when I appear on this side scrollers it will mainly be for noodle base banter and I WILL be drunk.
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Turbulent times? Don't worry Captain America has some good advice for you!
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As an anim producer I'm always surprised with the wild shit all our artists make for us. So when one of them (
@AlMcClellandJr
) asked for a Baja Blastoise I knew what I had to do.
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Y'all remember Antz, a children's war movie where a young soldier literally talks to his decapitated Sargent's head! How the hell did we show this to kids!
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This Saturday
@ScrewAttackChad
and I will be back with
@CraigSkitz
and
@ShaunBolen
playing one of our favorite games!
#MarioPartySaturday
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So now that I'm clearly the best Mario Party player in America where them dope esports sponsors at?
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I feel like not calling them Mari-O's was a huge missed opportunity.
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Can't find the artist to credit them but it's an awesome sentiment.
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As an American who has seen a history book, I'm pretty sure destroying confederate shit is like hella fucking American. So if you think taking down confederate statues isn't dope as hell you're probably anti-american and fuck you!
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I would just like to state for the record. Fuck
@RobinhoodApp
, and that's coming from me. like
@E3
literally doxed me and I wasn't even that mad, but this is some real heinous stuff.
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I'm in a bar right now. Multiple women have walked outside crying. This is some crazy shit right now.
#sorrywomen
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Wow 4mil, that's a lot of people. Thanks for watching everybody.
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My friend Chance took a picture of his dog. Best picture ever.
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And then Nintendo said let her be thiccc, and all was good in the world.
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People who don't use headphones. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Me seeing the new Sonic the Edgehog trailer. He's so fast he can play drums with missiles like he's stopped fucking time, but also a cop can just shoot him with a tranq dart?!
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I just realized that thanks to being in a office with 100+ people I can now spread completely groundless rumors about my co-workers!
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"I will be an ally of the light, not the darkness" Is
@JoeBiden
a Kingdom Hearts character? Discuss.
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They say dress for the job you want. Well that's why I dress like a bad RPG character, and why I just purchased jeans with a wolf on them.
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For 4/20 I made a lot of joints.... wood joints!... look I made a table/island thing.
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Yo mad ups to
@AOC
for actually trying to help people in Texas. As a Texan, a politician helping people is a very foreign concept, but it's pretty awesome.
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Kidney Stones a gamers review. Trying to hydrate while constantly vomiting from pain feels unintuitive. The pain management mechanic goes from zero to a million without any learning curve to speak of. Too many microtransactions, mainly a US Healthcare issue though. 0/10.
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Day three in Austin. Just saw a guy in a furry costume begging on the street corner. Interesting spin on the fetish for sure.
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I'm not sure what this penguin is doing with all these fish, but I'm staring to think it ain't legal!
#penguinnarcotics
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Watching them cuff that murderer was the first thing in a long time that made me feel like maybe there is some hope. Thanks jurors.
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It would be funny if a ghost hunter died and became a ghost because he had unfinished business hunting ghosts.... wait is that funny, or like a good plot, or Danny Phantom?
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Why are they not making Beyblade fidget spinners?! That seems like a goldmine.
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All of our managers are out of the office, we're like a bunch of dogs without horses over here.
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Just did a dank ass bang bang ( two full meals back to back ) sushi+burgers. I can hardly stand now.
#blessed
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Gonna go play some Mario Party with
@johnfmfilms
@ShaunBolen
@CraigSkitz
later. Probably gonna dunk all over at least one of them.
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At an airport bar.
Guy: budlight
Girl: ya know what, we're on an adventure, let's change it up a bit! I'll have a Corona.
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@ScrewAttackChad
Shit dawg, I JUST watched the Last Jedi and Black Panther on my flight back and avoided all spoilers. GET ON MY LEVEL SON!
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Wish I knew who to credit this is brilliant word play. One day I hope to write jokes of this caliber.
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As someone who grew up on Hip-hop I honestly can't wait for modern Hip-hop to die. I feel like it's the least diverse genre out there.
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Hopped over to Irland. Got a Guinness in a castle. Not a bad day.
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Why is everyone so enamored with hiking and "outdoors" in ATX. Indoors is where it's at yo.
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Just had to hang up some curtains at 9am because I stayed up all night playing videogames and it's to bright to sleep.
#adulting
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Three wins in a row. No way I can do four, but I'll try.
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This guy stinks of bullshit so bad he has a fucking fly on his head!
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Nah, I'm good dawg. I ain't gonna let a cookie tell me what to do.
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Work has decided I can no longer use my personal laptop. So now I use this.....
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Garrus the cat is upset I've been coloring rather than petting.
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When this quarantine shit is over ima be flexing so hard at the office.
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On a date, going well. Making out at her car MRW she stops to tell me that you can punch out car tires in
@PUBATTLEGROUNDS
. Wtf is my life.
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Cleaning out the old storage room. Good times, thanks again people!
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Yo gang, I'm on a midnight greyhound and this is the best people watching ever. There is a man with a waifu sticker adorned Oculus Quest, fully immersed in his VR sitting next to some sort of man of the cloth. Every ounce of me is hopping they strike up a conversation.
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Like a year ago I wanted to learn more about stonks and other rich white guy shit. I threw in 50 bucks and kinda forgot about it. Today I opened the app and realized I'm the new wolf on wallstreet. Maybe I should have invested more than $50.
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Bought a dope new computer, got that GTX 1070 and i7 goodness. Use it exclusively for browsing dank memes. Money well spent.
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