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@realDonaldTrump
get your facts right Richard, it's because he's been in and out of Jordan 😂😂😂
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We are delighted to announce that Staines Lammas FC have made a bid of £40 million to
@CPFC
for
@wilfriedzaha
now we know we’re not going to get him for that price but it hasn’t stopped
@Arsenal
trying!🙈😂
#Webidwhatwewant
#Zahatopay
£10aweeksubs
#Freetracksuitifhesigns
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We are 100% relegated, yes a club with nearly 100 years history and our own ground and a great committee, but that’s not enough to stay in step 6 Football, because apparently we need a Nou Camp style stadium built for two men and there dogs that watch the games
#AbsoluteJoke
#UTL
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50 YEARS SERVICE TO FOOTBALL!
This evening our club secretary the one and only Mr Steve Parsons, received an award at this years
@middxfa
Annual Grassroots Awards Evening!
Thank you to Steve for his continued service to football and congratulations on reaching this milestone!
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RIP to our club President, Mr Dave Chisholm, you will be missed beyond words and Saturdays will never be the same without you my friend, our condolences to Mason, Tom, Richard and Julie ❤️💔
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**** Breaking News ****
Staines Lammas Fc are delighted to announce that
@TheCurfews
legend & FA vase winner Sir John Pomroy has agreed to join the club as 1st team Player Coach, alongside manager Paul Burgess & Matt Harrison
Good luck Pommers
#UTL
#RealLammas
#signinglegends
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*** Breaking News ***
We are delighted to announce that Paul Burgess will be the new First Team Manager for Staines Lammas FC.
Welcome aboard Paul
#UTL
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CHAMPIONS!!🏆🏆🏆
After a long season, the U23s have won the
@SurreyWestern
Premier Reserve Division!
Massive well done to Lamar, Keith & all the boys for a terrific season!
Well done to our opposition and this years runners up
@OfficialCranes
Res! Great team and great game!
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Anyway if we do go to Step 7, Mark my words we will be back in step 6 one day, the club is over 90 years old and will continue as normal we have a great committee, loyal players and a hunger to succeed at any level that we are in ⚽️🏆🥇
#UpTheLammas
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Just got in a lift at the hospital and over the speaker a woman said repeatedly “Going down! Going Down” I said “Don’t you fucking start!!” 😂😂😂
#UTL
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MIDDLESEX FA INTERMEDIATE CUP FINALISTS!!!
Final score
@IGFC_SSH
0 SLFC 2
Goals scored by:
⚽️ Josh Hieke
⚽️ Josh Hooks 🪝
A great performance from both teams! Good luck to
@IGFC_SSH
for the rest of the season!
#UTL
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#MIDDXFINALISTS
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#MiddlesexFootball
|
@THERussellGrant
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After 9 years away from Step 6 football we are pleased to announce that we will be returning to the
@ComCoFL
for the 2024/25 Season 😎💪
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It’s full time here at the Moor and what a game, 0-3 down at half time, 3-3 at FT and the
@SLammasMiddxFC
win 4-2 on pens
#whatagame
#unbelievablejeff
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📣 CLUB ANNOUNCEMENT 📣
Staines & Lammas FC is delighted to announce that for the 2023/24 season we will be ground-sharing with
@ARFC_Official
- a club with a great community feel and fantastic committee and following!
We cannot wait for the new season at The Moor!! ⚫️⚪️🔵🟡
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!!!SOUTHERN COMBINATION CUP - CHAMPIONS 2017-18!!!
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Boys are through to the next round!!!! 💪💪💪💪💪
GETTINNN!!!!
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*** Club announcement ***
We are delighted to announce that
@LammasStaines
&
@Laleham_FC
have decided to merge back together for the forth coming season 2018-2019, this was a very hard decision for Laleham FC but one that’s makes great sense to both clubs.
#UTL
#Oneclub
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FULL TIME AND WE ARE THROUGH TO THE SEMI FINAL OF THE MIDDLESEX FA INTERMEDIATE COUNTY CUP!!
@AFCSpelthorne
0 S&LFC 3
Goals from:
@joshhieke
⚽️
@bartho1990
⚽️⚽️
Well done boys 💪😉
#MiddlesexFootball
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#AFCSvsSLFC
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#semifinalists
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@THERussellGrant
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Good Morning All! 🤩
Hows everyone after yesterdays 2-1 victory! 💪😉
Thank you to the 109 people who came and supported us! - A Record for us the Laleham Rec! 👏
#UTL
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#TOGETHERWEARESTAINES
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@THERussellGrant
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It’s very difficult to understand how the FA would prefer to have teams in there pyramid system with no grounds of there own and let the ones with there own grounds leave step 6.
#Disappointed
#Hurt
#Grassroots
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Yesterday’s win was dedicated to our club President Mr Dave Chisholm who sadly is no longer with us💔, it was great to see Dave sons
@10MChisholm
and Tom at the game yesterday, top lads, great players.
#UTL
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Congratulations to 1st team Skipper
@RichBond_
and his partner Hannah who have announce that they are expecting a baby in April 2023 🥳🍼👨👩👧
From everyone at the club we would like to say a huge congrats and we cannot wait to see the baby in some S&LFC kit when it’s older 😂💙💛
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AND SO IT BEGINS!!!
A great start to pre-season this evening, 22 players present for our first training session of the season and a great run out from all!
The next session will be on Thursday @ 7pm at the Laleham Rec, TW18 1RZ
#NewEra
#Newstaines
#PreSeason2022
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You are not weak, you are not odd and more importantly you are NOT ALONE!
If anyone is fighting a silent battle, we as a club are here. Even if it’s just to lend an ear, please reach out if your struggling. You don’t have to be alone
#WorldMentalHealthDay2022
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@THERussellGrant
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CUP FINAL!!!
Lammas can confirm after yesterday’s success in the Semi-final we have progress onto the
@ComCoFL
div one cup final.
We now take on
@EversleyCaliFC
on Saturday 5th May 2018 at Windsor FC for a 3pm Kick off.
We hope to see you all there!!!
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After a great set of results for the club, this is where we stand in the two league tables!!!
#UTL
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#TOGETHERWEARESTAINES
🔵🟡🔵🟡🔵🟡🔵🟡🔵🟡🔵
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In addition to being our Matchball Sponsor for today's game the
@swedishmassive
spent over £400 on merchandise, programmes, etc.
And thoroughly enjoyed their visit, promising to come back again in the Autumn.
Huge thank you to you all for your support! Safe flight back ✈️
#UTL
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Tonight’s Player of the Match is the Goalscorer Paul Baker - AKA BOMBER!!!!!
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A very productive committee meeting this evening with everyone in the right mindset to get this club in the right place!
It’s fantastic to have such a dedicated team of volunteers who want to see football be played at a great standard in the town of
@StainesMiddx
#UTL
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Everyone connected to Staines & Lammas (Middx) FC want to send our best wishes to Her Majesty the Queen upon hearing the news today of her ill health.
God Save the Queen
🇬🇧🙏 👸 👑 🇬🇧
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FULL TIME AT THE REC AND THE BOYS START THE SEASON WITH 3 POINTS!!! 😉👋
S&LFC 2
@AFCW1stXI
1
Thank you to our visitors for a very competitive fixture!!
#NewEraNewStaines
#UTL
#TOGETHERWEARESTAINES
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FULL TIME AT PARSONAGE FIELD!!!
@FarleighRovers
1 - 6 S&LFC
#UTL
#WinningWaysContinue
#TOGETHERWEARESTAINES
@THERussellGrant
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FULL TIME AND WE TAKE 3 POINTS! 💪⚽️⚽️⚽️
Staines & Lammas 3️⃣🆚0️⃣
@BIFCXI
Todays player of the match was Olly Davis selected by
@LarkStudios
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We are delighted to announce that we are starting to announce our announcements in the very near future, we will obviously warn you of the times of the announcements before we announce the announcements 🙈
#NonLeague
#SemiPro
#Season2019
-2020
#Step9
#UTL
#Tweeteverything
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Last night we said goodbye to our coaching team and most of our first team, it was amazing season, we won two trophies, played great football and we built something special, sad to see you leave and the committee wish you all the best where ever you go
#UTL
#Doublewinners
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Following on from this evenings AGM it was confirmed that the committee will consist of the following individuals (see pic and their roles)!
We welcome onto the committee
@jackiemoore1961
&
@Hendo_12
in their respective positions!
#TOGETHERWEARESTAINES
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@THERussellGrant
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Grass roots football is in need of a Shake up, a fresh new approach that can benefit thousands of young men and women is needed, we have nearly 100 years of history and we want to continue making history.
#UTL
#Supportus
#Grassrootsfootballisdying
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A massive thank you to our club sponsor, the
@swedishmassive
, for flying over to support us on Saturday.
It meant the world to have 10 Swedish fans cheering us on!
Special shoutout to the Swedish Massive for selecting our player of the match Dan Callan!
#thankyou
🇸🇪⚽️
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RETAINED! Your first set for the 2024/25 campaign! 👏
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EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT📣
With a new season upon us and with everyone returning to the Laleham Rec tomorrow, we are pleased to say that as part of that return the club will be returning it’s revitalised match day programmes for all 1st team fixtures this season!
@THERussellGrant
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Very happy to be named
#SurreyTeamoftheWeek
. Here’s your chance to meet the players..
Next home game this Saturday v
@BedfontFeltham
. 2:00 kick off at the Lucan Pavilion. Come and show your support!
#UTL
This week's winner of the
#SurreyTeamoftheWeek
is located in the modern County of
#Surrey
and is
@LammasStaines
#SurreyFootball
#BlueandGold
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It is confirmed after nine seasons out, for the 2024/25 season Staines & Lammas (Middx) FC will be participating in the
@IsuzuFAVase
once again!
We cannot wait for the new season to get underway! 💪
#liketheolddays
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And there we have it!!! 👏
FULL TIME AT PRUNE HILL & THE BOYS START THE SEASON WITH A STRONG WIN 💪🏆
Goals scored by
⚽️ Own Goal Assisted by J.Hieke
⚽️ Matty Hogg
⚽️ Josh Hooks 🪝
⚽️ Josh Hieke
Massive thank you
@afc_rh94
for a great game! 👏 Good luck for the season!
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Exciting summer ahead for Staines Lammas FC, making plans which will hopefully give us the opportunity to play at step 6 again, the committee is strong and we have great people in and around the club, the best it’s been in years, so here’s to a great season 2019/20
#UTL
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A great result for the S&LFC 1st team as they progress onto the next round of the
@surreyfa
Intermediate Cup after beating
@MerrowFc_1st
4-0 away!
Thank you to Merrow for your hospitality and good luck for the rest of the season!
#UTL
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#CupRun
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#TOGETHERWEARESTAINES
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CLUB STATEMENT!
Please see below a statement provided by the clubs senior committee!
💙💛⚽️💙💛⚽️💙💛⚽️💙
@SpelthorneBC
@Visit_Staines
@StainesMiddx
@middxfa
@MiddlesexSports
@AttewellM1234
@SurreyCouncil
@VanCentres
@TonyIncenzo
@MiddlesexAFC
@lalehamonthames
@IanHarveyCllr
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2. Step 7 is in big trouble, most grounds we have been to this season are not up to scratch, poor pitches, no club house etc, with the massive money in the game why is this not being given to grass roots football and if it is how do we participate?
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Our Southern Combination Cup Final against
@CBHounslowUTD
will be held
@BSFC_Official
this coming Thursday 17th May, Kick off 7:45pm.
Come and cheer on the lads 👍⚽️🏆
#UTL
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Just been told that our under soil heating system isn’t broken at all, apparently we haven’t even got one, or a Michelin star restaurant or VIP suites, so game is still not on tomorrow as we’ve lost our Orange ball.
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Even though we took defeat today, we still had a player of the match! And that goes to the man between the sticks!
Cameron Kennedy! ⭐️
Fantastic display from him today and we sure there will be more this season!
Well done Cam 👏👏👏
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⚽️⚽️MATCH DAY!!
🔵⚪️Southern Combination Cup Final
🔵⚪️
@CBHounslowUTD
🔵⚪️HOME
🔵🏟
@BSFC_Official
🔵⚪️KO 7:45pm
#UTL
#SLFCvsCB
#cuprun
#lastgame
#lastpush
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It’s late in the evening but a great day for the Staines! 🔥
First team win 2-0 vs
@HorsleyFC_
✅
Reserves win 1-0 ✅
3 goals, 2 clean sheets ✅
And a Robbo Player of the Match! ✅
Onto the next one! 💪
#TogetherWeAreStaines
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Manager of the past decade is
@AdamBessent
came into the club with one player remaining from the previous season, with in 3 years we won the league cup and the Southern Combination Cup 🥇🏆
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Todays Player of the Match selected by the Committee was our second skipper of the game:
🏆 Dan Callan 🏆
Strong performance throughout and got everywhere on the pitch👏
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APPRECIATION POST 😊
A massive thanks to Luke & James who have been with us for the last 18 months volunteering with our club looking after our match day operations & making sure all our facilities are ready to go, week in, week out!
@THERussellGrant
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Full time result.
@LammasStaines
5-0
@AFCSpelthorne
@mattadams88
with a hatrick and Andrew Juett with a brace in his Lammas debut.
Very good performance by all.
Mom
@mattadams88
#UTL
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Thank you to the 40+ supporters who came out this afternoon in our 2-1 victory over Wimbledon Casuals!
A great result for the boys which puts us 2nd in the league!
Next week we take on
@AFCW1stXI
in a 1st vs 2nd
@SurreyPremierCF
fixture!
Let us know below if your joining us!
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Wishing all our managers, coaches, sponsors, supporters, friends and footballers a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Thank you for your incredible effort and support throughout 2022.
Here’s to a prosperous 2023! 🥳
💙💛⚽️💙💛⚽️💙💛⚽️💙💛⚽️
@THERussellGrant
@middxfa
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FULL TIME AT TOM’S FIELD AND THE BOYS GET THE 3 POINTS
@HorsleyFC_
0️⃣🆚1️⃣ S&LFC
Goal was scored by Josh Hooks
Massive thank you to our hosts, have a good off season 😉👍
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FULL TIME HERE AT THE GREEN
@RipleyVillageFC
0 S&LFC 3
Goals scored by
⚽️ R.Canderton
⚽️ J.Hieke
⚽️ J.Hooksy🪝
Attendance 54
Thank you to our hosts for their hospitality and good luck for the rest of the season!
#UTL
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#RVFCvsSLFC
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#TOGETHERWEARESTAINES
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@THERussellGrant
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We can’t wait to get back to Step 6 football!
On behalf of everyone at S&LFC we would like to say a massive thank you and good luck to all of the teams in the
@SurreyPremierCF
for the competitive football over the past 6 years!
We look forward to playing our new opponents soon!
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WE ARE THROUGH TO THE SEMI FINAL OF THE SURREY FA INTERMEDIATE CUP
@Banstead_Rovers
1 S&LFC 3
Goals scored by:
⚽️ Tom Betts
⚽️ Matt Hogg
⚽️ Josh Stewart
Well done boys superb game! Onto the semis we go! Massive well done to the opposition, great club!
#UTL
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#Semifinalists
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FULL TIME AT THE MOOR 🎉
3 Points in the bag after netting 5 great goals ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
Man of the Match is Skipper
@RichBond_
🍾🏆
Next week we travel over the round about and take on
@addlestonefc
in the reverse fixture!
#UTSL
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#TOGETHERWEARESTAINES
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FULL TIME AT THE BOUNDARY STADIUM AND LAMMAS TAKE THE THREE POINTS
Great opening game for the lads! Some great football played 💪
Massive thank you to
@1972Jets
for the game and hospitality! Good luck for the long season ahead!
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Morning Staines & Lammas Fans! 👋
How you feeling this morning?
Well I know one thing is, is that the U23s have all got smiles this morning after their victory yesterday in the county cup!💪
Onto the next round… 💪😉
@THERussellGrant
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FULL TIME AT THE LALEHAM REC!
3 VITAL POINTS GAINED THIS AFTERNOON!
Thank you to everyone who attended and also to our opposition!
Always a competitive game against you
@AFCCubo
see you in a couple of weeks!
#UTL
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#TOGETHERWEARESTAINES
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Great committee meeting this evening, putting plans in place for what could be the most exciting period in our 95 year history
#UTL
#RealLammas
@middxfa
@EliteSurrey
@NonLeaguePaper
@Ollie_Bayliss
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On behalf of everyone at Staines & Lammas (Middx) FC, we would like to wish a happy Middlesex Day to all of our fellow Middlesaxon opponents, officials and our Great club patron, Mr Middlesex himself -
@THERussellGrant
🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴
#MiddlesexFootball
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#MiddlesexDay
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Massive summer ahead for
@SLammasMiddxFC
the club is in such a privileged position, we have two great adult sides, who want to compete at the top end of their leagues, a strong committee, and the best fans in Step 7!
#UTSL
#Season23
/24
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Come and Support your Local Football Club!
You are invited to join the newly named Staines & Lammas (Middx) FC Supporters Club!
#TOGETHERWEARESTAINES
#UTL
#OneClubOneCommunity
#SupportersClub
@THERussellGrant
RTs and likes appreciated!
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Did you know that
@LammasStaines
won both cup competitions without conceding a goal in any of the matches.
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2022/23 season loading 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️
We'd best get these preseason games played then...
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FULL TIME AT SEAN DEVEREUX PARK! STAINES TAKE THE THREE POINTS ⚽️⚽️⚽️
@YateleyUtdFC
0️⃣🆚1️⃣ S&L(M)FC
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FULL TIME AT THE EXCEL CENTRE AND WE TAKE THE THREE POINTS!!!! 💪💪💪
Cracking result for the boys!
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Great day yesterday for the club, 2 matches - three teams, 45 players used, club house busy, smiley faces all round, fantastic club spirit.
#UTL
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Great GOALLLL today scored by Jamie Ross in our pre-season friendly against
@ickenhamfc
We cannot wait for our opening fixture next Saturday against
@AFCW1stXI
#UTL
#TOGETHERWEARESTAINES
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A GOOD DAY AT THE OFFICE FOR S&LFC!
1st team beat Worcester Park 3-2 away
And the U23s carry on winning and beat Tongham Reserves 3-1 at home!
Thank you to both sides for the game this afternoon and good luck for the rest of the season!
#UTL
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#TOGETHERWEARESTAINES
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Thank you to everyone who came down yesterday to support the boys in our game against a decent
@lyne_fc
We would like to wish them good luck for the rest of the season!
Yesterday’s MOM was 1st team skipper
@RichBond_
! This was presented by our Match Ball sponsor Roger Marston
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Happy Birthday to our Great Club Patron! Mr
@THERussellGrant
!
A massive thank you to you for everything that you do for us, but also for your other Middlesex Football Clubs 🔴
Have a great day our friend!
From everyone at
Staines & Lammas (Middx) FC
🔵🟡🎂🔵🟡🎂🔵🟡🎂🔵🟡
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Delighted to announce that next season Staines Lammas FC have been put in the ?????????
⚽️🏆CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! ⚽️🏆
#OnlyJoking
#Stilldontknow
#Waiting
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FULL TIME AT THE MOOR AND WE TAKE THE 3 POINTS WITH FOUR GOALS ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ 🎅
S&L(M)FC 4️⃣-0️⃣
@GuildfordUnited
Goals from:
Josh Hieke ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Will Bratvedt ⚽️
#UTSL
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#TOGETHERWEARESTAINES
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A huge thank you to the 106 people who came out today to support the boys in there 3-1 victory over
@HorsleyFC_
! 💪😉
Good luck to our opposition for the rest of the session! We will see you soon 🤝
#UTL
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#TOGETHERWEARESTAINES
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#OneClubOneCommunity
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SAVE THE DATE IN THE DIARY 📔
We can confirm that after Saturdays victory, the S&LFC 1st team will take on
@BushHillRangers
in the
@middxfa
Intermediate Cup Final on Wed 26th April 2023, which is to be played at
@NGUfootballclub
for a 7.45pm KO!
Retweets appreciated! 💪😉⚽️
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