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@RudiEdsall
Rudi Edsall
2 years
“Jerry’s Pizza, that’s Romania… nice”
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4 years
This is easily my favourite road sign in Melbourne
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10 months
Never before had as much civic pride as I had when realising this is in Melbourne
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈
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New transit fare evasion discourse just dropped.
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4 years
Was looking through Phil Hughes photos yesterday while making a graphic and was struck by just how visceral this one is. I can’t imagine how much it meant for Aaron Finch to make that ton yesterday.
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1 year
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1 year
England’s tactic of kicking Sam Kerr at every opportunity is very subtle and classy
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Rudi Edsall
1 year
Stuart Broad played in a Test where three of his opponents engaged in conduct that saw them sent to prison on conspiracy charges. But sure.
@bbctms
Test Match Special
1 year
It's tense out in the middle... 🏏 #Ashes #BBCCricket
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10 months
We used to be a country
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6 years
“Who?” “Dan Christian, he was in hospital this morning” “I don’t know who that is” Arguably better than the run chase #BBL08
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3 years
This photo has incredible 'under 14s with one kid who's an early developer' energy
@marnus3cricket
Marnus Labuschagne
3 years
Enjoyed digging in with these blokes this summer 🏏 #Ashes
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@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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Gigantic 13-foot crocodile found with its head ripped off on Australian beach 😳
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8 months
Matthew Hayden making 8600 runs at 50 as an opener with 30 tons really is ridiculous.
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2 years
@Be41843255Benn Won’t lie - had a real decent chuckle when I thought of it
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9 months
Staff Christmas do tonight, with the theme of ‘Iconic 2023’. This is how I’ve interpreted it:
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Rudi Edsall
3 years
A cricinfo rabbit hole led me to David Hussey’s figures, 14k first class runs at 52 with 45 centuries and never played a single Test. Incredible.
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Rudi Edsall
8 months
Ricky Ponting describing exactly how Pat Cummins was going to get Mohammad Rizwan out, then Pat going and doing it exactly how Punter had said he would was bloody awesome.
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Rudi Edsall
2 years
TISM are guest programming Rage tonight
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@RudiEdsall
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8 months
I’m not convinced this bloke has ever enjoyed cricket
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6 years
If I were an AFL list manager I would simply trade out my bad players for good ones
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4 years
“I’d just deleted a banh mi and a coffee"
@9NewsMelb
9News Melbourne
4 years
A young tradie, who wrestled to the ground, a bandit armed with a knife in Collingwood says he would do it again. 22-year-old Sam Dale didn't think twice when he heard a woman screaming for help. @LanaMurphy #9News
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4 years
How about this from Lisa De Vanna at the age of 36. Outrageous.
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6 months
Surely no account in Australia cops worse replies than ABC News
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Rudi Edsall
1 year
I want Mary Fowler to boot a penalty clean through my skull. Just cannon that shit through
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@RudiEdsall
Rudi Edsall
9 months
Can comfortably say I’ve never related harder to a bloke who just made a ton in a World Cup final
@BuzzConway_
Josh Conway
9 months
Trav Head looking about as well as you’d expect arriving for the T20 series 🐐
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Rudi Edsall
4 years
Is the Ruby Princess the biggest stuff up in Australian history?
@naamanzhou
Naaman Zhou
4 years
Exclusive: We can confirm there are now at least 440 coronavirus cases from the Ruby Princess across Australia.  For the first time, cases outside of NSW outnumber those inside the state. In SA, Ruby Princess cases are 25% of the state total
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Rudi Edsall
2 years
Adem Yze doing Ctrl+F ‘Essendon’ find and replace with ‘St. Kilda’ in PowerPoint
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Rudi Edsall
3 years
Underrated Ashes comedy moment: Adelaide curator saying in the press ‘you need to pick a spinner on this pitch’, England picking four blokes who bowl right-arm medium, Joe Root and Dawid Malan having to bowl 32 overs between them as Nathan Lyon took five wickets for the match.
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Rudi Edsall
2 years
Me 15 minutes before I tell a bouncer I’ve only had two drinks tonight
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Rudi Edsall
2 years
The Sydney mascot was everyone in the last 23 seconds there. #AFLSwansPies #AFLFinals
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Rudi Edsall
1 month
Eternally grateful to Razor for this first line, which I say to my kids all the time
@superfooty
SuperFooty (AFL)
1 month
After two decades and 385 games, including 31 finals and three grand finals, Razor Ray is hanging up the whistle. FULL STORY:
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Rudi Edsall
2 years
I reckon this is a great statement from Bailey Smith. Could have spoken in platitudes or avoided taking responsibilty but instead spoke pretty directly and openly.
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Rudi Edsall
1 year
This story in the Melbourne subreddit about a guy getting locked out of the apartment he was moving into by security due to building management restrictions is insane. Nothing worse than people getting a tiny bit of power and immediately becoming iron-fisted ultra-authoritarians.
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Rudi Edsall
8 months
Bay 13 has been absolutely immaculate all Test. Huge ticks to the Melbourne fans turning up and getting stuck in despite the weather.
@cricketcomau
cricket.com.au
8 months
Get your body moving with Hasan Ali! #AUSvPAK
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Rudi Edsall
7 months
This is getting roasted, but picture this: SCG Ashes Test, series 2-2, match precariously placed. A marginal lbw is sent to DRS. Isa Guha thinks it’s out, Mark Waugh doesn’t. Who has the casting vote? Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, on the call for a soft PR hit.
@ABdeVilliers17
AB de Villiers
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@KP24 Last idea. Have the 3 on-duty commentators make drs/close call decisions and talk the public through it. Quick vote between the 3 if it’s out or not out, and then make the decision. Would be very entertaining with close calls(like whether the ball bounced with a catch or not).
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3 years
The sheer depth of open-shirtedness from Ian Chappell here is breathtaking.
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Rudi Edsall
2 years
It's wild to me that anyone's first instinct upon winning a World Cup quarter final would be to taunt their opponents.
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Ally McKay
2 years
What a photo this is by @paulmjchilds of @Reuters
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@MarkDiStef
Mark Di Stefano
6 months
This place will break when we get the first pic of the Met cop.
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Rudi Edsall
1 year
This is the most bowled it’s possible to be. No one in history has ever been more bowled than this. This is the platonic ideal of being bowled. This is Bowled with a capital B.
@wwos
Wide World of Sports
1 year
Mitchell Starc, that is VINTAGE! 🤤🤤 Two early ones for the left-armer has England in trouble. 😳 #TheAshes 2nd Test | Live, on Channel 9 & 9Now. #9WWOS #Cricket #Ashes #ENGvsAUS
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Rudi Edsall
4 years
Probs don’t inject ice.
@Timberwolves
Minnesota Timberwolves
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inject ice in your veins, not disinfectant 💉
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Rudi Edsall
3 years
If Essendon beat Geelong tonight I’ll legally change my name to Kyle Reimers and wear neon footy boots for 5-months straight. That confident.
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@RudiEdsall
Rudi Edsall
10 months
If you don’t love me at my getting out for a golden duck trying to hit the first ball I face for six at 1/259, you don’t deserve me at my 40 ball ton five days later
@triplemcricket
Triple M Cricket
10 months
MAXI ARE YOU KIDDING! He brought up his ton off just 40 balls, a World Cup record 🤯
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Rudi Edsall
1 month
There are 7 stadiums used for cricket in Australia with a bigger capacity than England’s largest. Kardinia Park holds significantly more fans than Lord’s
@ragav_x
Ragav 𝕏
1 month
Trent Bridge 🔥🤩. England is the only country where literally all tests get crowds. They Don't care about the weather or complain about weak opponents like the Aussies do; they're always there for test cricket.
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3 years
Me for 3 years, 11 months and 2 weeks out of every four years: “Nationalism is a culturally dangerous phenomenon” Me when the Olympics is on:
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Rudi Edsall
2 years
Got the absolute best Christmas present ever from @anniedundun
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Rudi Edsall
3 years
Pretty much all the Dogs players getting to Josh Bruce after he kicked his 10th while Libba is on the bottom of a pack taking on every North player is vintage stuff
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2 years
“This is of course bad”
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4 years
Presumably Tobe Watson is going to be controlled by a small rat concealed in some headwear tonight #AFLFreoCats
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Rudi Edsall
6 years
Optus Sport currently doing unfathomable damage to the sport of football in Australia.
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2 years
Usman Khawaja out here advocating for unionism to solve test cricket’s woes ✊👑
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1 year
Usman Khawaja pretty expansive about Long Room incident in the post-match interview with Channel 9 - said there were some ‘pretty big allegations’ thrown out, the members were very disrespectful, their conduct was disappointing, and that he pointed a few out to authorities.
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Rudi Edsall
8 months
Adam Zampa simply has the best vibes of any cricketer to ever live 😌👑
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2 years
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2 months
It’s me, I’m the guy who wasn’t going to vote for Labor until I saw how brutally they treated one of their own MPs for voting outside the party line. I’m a single issue voter on the subject of party discipline and I definitely exist.
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@RudiEdsall
Rudi Edsall
5 years
Ricky Ponting is absolutely outstanding on commentary. Understands and can explain the game better than anyone - really makes you understand how he was so bloody good #Ashes19
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Rudi Edsall
2 years
When an Australian national sporting team’s done something good on the world stage and Tony Armstrong’s gone viral before 8am you know Australia is in for a good, wholesome day. Enjoy it people ❤️🇦🇺
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Rudi Edsall
10 months
Travis Head to the best attack in world cricket in their own backyard
@cricketcomau
cricket.com.au
10 months
What a knock! #CWC23
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4 years
This page has just cemented itself as my new favourite on Facebook with this post. The description of Bob Hawke deleting beers post-match got me a beauty.
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6 months
Theodore Oliver Jack Edsall (left) and Cecilia Grace Therese Edsall born yesterday morning - both bubs doing well and mum @anniedundun is an inspiration from the grace, strength, patience, love and care she showed all the way through the pregnancy and beyond.
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@LyleShelton @AuConservatives Extremely weird position for a bloke whose entire public identity is ostensibly trying to enshrine respect for religious beliefs and customs
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Rudi Edsall
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I’m not sure I can cop an op-ed about the generational angst of being a Hawthorn fan tbh 🧐
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4 months
Is Dave Grohl wearing an early 80s NZ ODI kit here?
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@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
4 months
Christopher Walken & Foo Fighters on SNL, 2003
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3 years
Real low health Doom guy areas for Dan McStay there. Fingers crossed he’s ok.
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6 years
Wallsy on Fox Sports News: “They (West Coast) were always going to beat Richmond, because it was their grand final, they were playing at home, it was the biggest game they’ve played in for probably five years” They played in an actual grand final three years ago.
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Rudi Edsall
1 year
Something I think about ever year at this time is the 2017 game where Bud and Shaun Burgoyne both wore 67 to celebrate 50 years since the referendum to allow the government to count Aboriginal people as part of the census.
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Rudi Edsall
4 years
Why does Kayo make it so difficult to watch one footy game after the other has finished?
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Rudi Edsall
7 months
Nobody's perfect
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5 years
I hate it when I get drunk and accidentally ask a foreign gun lobby for 20 million dollars
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Rudi Edsall
2 years
Fkn have some of that North Mariana Islands
@FootballAUS
Football Australia
2 years
FULL TIME | A comfortable victory over North Mariana Islands to kick off our #AFCU17 Asian Cup Qualifying campaign in Shepparton. Next up: Cambodia on Friday. #GoAustralia
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I can’t think of a more remarkable result in my Test cricket watching lifetime? Windies bringing a threadbare side to Australia and becoming the first team to knock the Aussies off in a day/night match and the second to win at the Gabba in 35 years. It’s ridiculous
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Rudi Edsall
5 years
The comic timing of the producer who put up the Toyota ad super on the replay of Jimmy Peirson's nut shot is impeccable #MarshCupFinal
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Rudi Edsall
2 years
On Monday the administration made it clear they don’t represent me. Tonight the fans made it clear they don’t represent me. Seems my journey with the A-League is finished.
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@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
1 year
I’ve got about an hour before Australia wakes up and I get flog-gloated to a miserable Ashes-devoid death.
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Rudi Edsall
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Adam Goodes by as far as distance as you can conceive of.
@thefrontbar7
The Front Bar - Wednesday night
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Leon Davis was an All-Australian forward pocket and half back in the space of three years. #TheFrontBar
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Rudi Edsall
3 years
"Well may we say God save the Hawthorn footy club, because nothing will save Jeffrey Kennett"
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Rudi Edsall
3 years
The Living End’s Prisoner Of Society hasn’t aged a day since 1997. A genuinely timeless classic.
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Rudi Edsall
1 year
Alastair Cook despairing in the result then realising his reaction being filmed is great gear
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@bbctms
Test Match Special
1 year
'An Ashes match for the ages' @jimmaxcricket calls an epic finale to the first Test. #BBCCricket #Ashes
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Rudi Edsall
5 years
The look from Tara Rushton as she realises she’s about to star in another meme is all time
@DITBPod
Destruction In The Box
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“When you touch someone in the box...” This is way too graphic a description for 8:30pm tbh #CCMvMVC #aleague
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Rudi Edsall
1 year
The Brodie Grundy experiment ending with him fit but not selected for a final in which a) Melbourne elected not to send a ruckman to several stoppages around the ground, and b) Josh Scache was an unused sub, is surely worse than even the biggest pessimist could have envisaged.
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Rudi Edsall
2 years
No party should be dress up themed. Ever. For any reason. If you're desperate to dress up get a part in a play.
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Rudi Edsall
8 years
"no hate please"
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Rudi Edsall
1 year
Tonight is Richmond’s biggest loss since Mario from Doncaster vomited on himself in the servo in round 23, 2016.
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Rudi Edsall
4 years
The one unifying truth of this world, the single thing every human being agrees on, is that Coca Cola tastes best out of a glass bottle
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Rudi Edsall
11 months
God this is grim. This should have been such an easy lay up. The Yes campaign have stuffed this up horrendously and it’s the Indigenous community that will pay the price
@GhostWhoVotes
GhostWhoVotes
11 months
#Newspoll Indigenous Voice Referendum: Yes 36 (-2) No 56 (+3) #auspol
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Rudi Edsall
3 years
I can’t fathom GWS putting a photo of an opposition player celebrating in their post about losing the game.
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Rudi Edsall
4 years
Getting a 3m x 1m square of carpet from the Great Northern shipped to my house for grand final day
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Rudi Edsall
3 years
It seems the issue with Novak Djokovic’s visa application is that under the dotted line where it says ‘do not write under this space’ he wrote ‘okay’.
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Rudi Edsall
2 years
Daisy sits comfortably in the pantheon of greats: Dyer, Barassi, Whitten, Matthews, Ablett. An undisputed all-time great, a trailblazer, figurehead of the competition, did it on the MCG and at Coventry Oval in Diamond Creek. The word champion never fit someone so snugly.
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2 years
Look at where the ball is when he starts toppling on to the kid lmao. This is the greatest display of physical comedy since Mr Bean
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Rudi Edsall
4 years
Heck of a statement from Channel 9 👀
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Rudi Edsall
3 years
People will lament the lack of contest in the MCG Test (and Ashes more broadly) but after copping an innings loss and that fucking sprinkler dance at the G in 2010 I’m pretty content to see England crushed tbh.
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Rudi Edsall
2 years
Gonna sound ancient here, but something you’ll never be able to explain to Gen Z and beyond is just how much cultural cachet JB Hi-Fi wielded in the 90s and 00s. It was the coolest place on earth to me as a teenager.
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Rudi Edsall
11 months
We’re about to cop victory laps from the most ordinary units in Australia. Stay safe out there people
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Rudi Edsall
1 year
I think the biggest gap in the market that the AFL must fill is a team with a name that starts with a letter between I and L. There is too big an alphabetical drop between Hawthorn and Melbourne. I am not a crackpot.
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My biggest takeaway from Freo's win over Sydney is that Logan McDonald is apparently the oldest looking 22 year old in Australia. Guy looks like he's about to be promoted out of middle management at an accounting firm he's given 20 years of service to.
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Rudi Edsall
1 year
The English insistence that they won the Edgbaston Test, actually, is very fascinating.
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