Rev. Jason "Transit" Hahn
@RevJaeger
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Nathan you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you
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Type “sandwich” into your camera roll and show me the good stuff
Type “sandwich” into your camera roll and show me the good stuff
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Wearing a mesh dress with your areolas out in a steakhouse is never gonna make sense to me I’m sorry
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Someday a real black hole sun will come and wash away the rain
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The sun comes out and suddenly everything is beautiful
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The reason Windows is the dominant operating system is because Microsoft had the genius idea to rename “daemons” to “services” to prevent religious types from freaking out
Computers literally may as well be witchcraft to the average person
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Due to a number of poor dialogue choices, I will be eating a lemon like an apple this morning
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CS should be a 5 year program with 1 year dedicated to touching grass. You should actively hate computers at the end of the program and be willing to fight in the Butlerian Jihad
At Stanford, almost one in five undergrads now ends up majoring in computer science. At MIT, it’s 42 percent. CS is taking over academia,
@ibogost
writes, and its newfound power may corrupt:
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What's the weirdest (in a good way) city you've been to?
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Me after listening to Alan Vega scream over Martin Rev’s synth for half an hour
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Spending thousands of dollars and filling out endless paperwork just for a sip of a Chinese PBR tallboy
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Cleveland, Japan
If you have to move to North America and still want to have the same climate as back in the old country.
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All these kids talking about Chappell Roan when they could be going to the CHAPEL down the ROAD and talking about JESUS
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I’m devastated. All I wanted to do was touch Bean. I traveled hundreds of miles and lost sleep for nothing.
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Same energy
thought they were giving non-binary slay but it was actually just a priest
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Reminds me of a certain baseball team…
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no cheating post your last selfie
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Don’t cheat post the last picture of yourself
I bought new sunglasses
don’t cheat post the last picture of yourself
Me and my puffy ass I’ve eaten like garbage all week face
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Ohio excellence
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Con Day 1: Harry Du Bois, World’s Greatest Detective
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Had a 3 hour jam session in a suburban basement. Got Taco Bell for dinner. If this isn't nice, what is?
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Anarchists brew coffee like this. But MLs brew coffee like this
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To deny yourself Sheetz is to deny yourself happiness
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What happens when you let love in
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“Murray, are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?”
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Instead of spending my money on drugs and alcohol like so many other people my age, I decided to save it for something special. After 4 years of hard work and blessings from the Lord, I finally bought a house.
🙏GOD IS GOOD🙏
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Price of a bacon, egg, and cheese on an everything bagel is up 17% since 2020. Why isn’t Biden doing anything about this?
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Surprise March for Palestine at Light Up Lakewood
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Eastern Pennsylvania and Northeast Ohio are rightful territory of the Giant Eagle Protectorate. Kroger and Wegmans do not tread where eagles dare
the real dividing lines of a future american civil war
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Today I got fired from the sperm clinic I have worked at for 4 years. I had been purposely destroying samples from white donors and got caught. I don’t regret what I did and will continue to work to prevent white people from reproducing.
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After getting up to pee in the middle of the night
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I saw the best minds of my generation pack their bags and leave Ohio behind. They headed for mythical cities like Pittsburgh, Minneapolis, and New York. Every day this state gets a little worse as those in power ignore the needs of Ohioans.
Ohio's population drain is getting to the point that the governor wants to expand the state's tourism office to also try to convince people to move here
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Won a free beer at trivia because I was the only guy in the bar that knew about Melvins
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Every year, the United States government spends an unfathomable amount of money to grow alfalfa and sod in literal deserts. We’ve dammed every river west of the 100th meridian to enable this madness.
Read Cadillac Desert for more details
i have no opinion on the issue at hand here (uninformed) but it seems to me very disingenuous to not mention that ed zuckerman here is a fucking sod farmer.
he’s not growing the food we eat, he’s growing fucking grass
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@realDonaldTrump
MR. PRESIDENT, YOUR INCOMPITENT POSTMASTER GENERAL HAS ROYALLY MESSED UP THE USPS. MY FAMILY SENT OUT 14 POUNDS OF SAUSAGE VIA PRIOIRTY MAIL 2 DAY SHIPPING AND 12 POUNDS HAVE GONE ROTTEN DUE TO DELAYS. YOU WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!
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Friend accidentally double exposed a picture of me with a picture of his parents
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@cisgenderhaver
My “no 3 way” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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friend's cat crapped in the bucket of fresh litter while his box was being cleaned
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Are you rockin’ with the Rite Aid full moon mix
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I like Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
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Merry Christmas to all, even the haters and losers
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What are they smoking at the Squier factory and how can I get them more of it?
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Thank you Target, Modest Mouse really puts me in the mood to shop
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trying to plan a trip with my sweetie and laughing my ass off at this S&M dungeon RV in ohio
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I was the shadow of the waxwing slain…
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Where do bad folks go when they die?
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@GovMikeDeWine
I DEMAND THAT BY EXECUTIVE ORDER ONE OF THE LESSER STATE SCHOOLS (MIAMI, AKRON, OU) BE MADE TO PLAY THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY IN ORDER TO SECURE OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THE PLAYOFFS
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Been eating a lot of red meat and drinking a lot of beer. Now my left foot hurts like hell
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Boys chat name
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Why drive in this weather when you could take a train?
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Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
oh hey writers what’s your favorite opening song line?
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Barbie showings at Crocker Park have better frequency than most RTA routes
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Happy Valentine’s Day! I am deeply in love with all of you
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