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Ashley Young is a psychopath. I’ve never known someone who actually decided to be bald for 10+ years when their hairline was perfectly fine the whole time.
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“You know, this coronavirus, it’s becoming a massive problem in football, and I’m sitting there thinking, what’s Paul Pogba going to do about it? He’s out there in America, dancing, shooting hoops with his pals, where in realty he should be finding a cure for this disease.”
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- Kobe Bryant.
- Gianna Bryant.
- Alyssa Altobelli (Gianna’s teammate).
- John Altobelli (Alyssa’s father).
- Keri Altobelli (Alyssa’s mother).
- Christina Mauser (Coach).
- Payton Chester (Gianna’s teammate).
- Sarah Chester (Payton’s mother).
- Ara Zobayan (Pilot).
R.I.P. ❤️
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An owner who loves his club, backs his manager, cares for the fans & treats the players like family. I’m extremely jealous.
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Man Utd’s best player tonight was a guy who hasn’t played a match in 2+ YEARS.
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Man City get to the final.
Chelsea get to the final.
Man Utd get to the final.
And then you have Arsenal.
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So it’s impossible to dislike Dirk Kuyt for almost breaking Phil Neville’s leg but when Sergio Ramos takes Mohamed Salah down and bruises his shoulder, you man are writing petitions like there’s no tomorrow. Liverpool fans are a weird bunch I swear down.
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I’d just like to apologise for once comparing Fred to N’Golo Kanté.
Goodnight.
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Sir Alex Ferguson’s finishes in the league as Manchester United manager.
Pure dominance. 🔥🏴🔴
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Now I know why every fanbase hates us.
Unpopulair opinion:
If Bruno Fernandes joined Man Utd in the summer United would be 30 pts better off and pushing Liverpool for the title
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No way has Daniel James scored more goals in the Champions League (1), than Arsenal have since 2017 (0). 😂😭😂😭
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If you’re a Man Utd or a Chelsea fan, then it’s Champions League night, but if you’re an Arsenal fan, then it’s Tuesday.
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- Marcus Rashford (23).
- Jadon Sancho (21).
- Bukayo Saka (19).
It takes some bottle to step up & take a penalty in a major European final for your country at such an age. Cruel sport, man.
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This is the worst that I have ever felt as a Man United fan. I’m at rock bottom here..
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Man Utd beating Southampton 9-0, Jesse Lingard scoring a brace on his West Ham debut, and Liverpool losing another game at Anfield to Brighton...
Not a bad 24 hours.
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Jude Bellingham has already made 90+ appearances for Birmingham City + BVB, signed for a Champions League club last summer for £25m, has now played in an international tournament for his country, but legally still isn’t allowed to buy GTA..
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Phil Foden is from Manchester, his dad is a Manchester Utd fan, and yet no one at the club spotted this guy when he was a kid? That’s criminal. What a player, man.
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Teams left in the Europa League:
• Roma - 7th in Seria A.
• Arsenal - 10th in the PL.
• Villarreal - 7th in La Liga.
0 excuses for Man Utd not to win it.
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Paulo Dybala isn’t the type of player that Man Utd need so I’m confident we‘ll sign him. 29, huge wages? 1000% happening.
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I’m honestly not that arsed about Chelsea signing Kai Havertz, because later this week the Man Utd Twitter admin will be showing us highlights from when we beat Wimbledon 5-1 at OT 22 years ago, so that should be good. 👍
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Neymar Jr, Kylian Mbappé, Mauricio Pochettino. You need to save football.
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Cristiano Ronaldo + Raphaël Varane + Jadon Sancho = £118m. I’m dreaming.
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Sir Alex Ferguson: “Attack wins you games, defence wins you titles.” 👍
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Man Utd haven’t played in 72 hours & Jürgen Klopp is talking about us in his post match interview. We might not win the title this season, but the fume that we’re causing right now is unbeatable.
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£32.5m worth of shirts sold within the first 12 hours of Man United announcing Cristiano Ronaldo as their new No.7.. 😳
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- Man Utd.
- Man City.
- Liverpool.
- Arsenal.
- Chelsea.
- Spurs.
Rest In Peace.
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Now that Man Utd have just dismantled Southampton 9-0, I’m now safe to laugh at Arsenal for losing 2-1 to Wolves. 😂
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Cristiano Ronaldo will get the headlines for the 95th minute winner, but David de Gea is one who really won us that match tonight. Rubbish performance, but the 3 points is all that matters. Vital win, that..
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Time to turn the Xbox off, mate.
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Bruno Fernandes this season thus far:
33 appearances, 22 G/A’s, 0 penalties.
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If Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s the P.E teacher, then Frank Lampard’s the school janitor.
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“Alright Mum, do us a favour and leave the Sunday roast in the microwave will ya, just chilling on the goal at Man Utd.”
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Above all this, I hope that the girl is okay & she gets all the support that’s needed.
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If Lionel Messi actually does go to Man City, then it’ll be a crime if Man United don’t bring Cristiano Ronaldo back to OT.
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Jesse Lingard winning West Ham their first penalty of the season? You can take the player out from Man Utd but you can’t take Man Utd out from the player.
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Jamie Carragher, Gary Neville and Jürgen Klopp, the nation salute you.
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Thomas Tuchel hasn’t been the same since Ralf Rangnick arrived in the U.K.
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Mason Greenwood comes on & 10 minutes later, England get a penalty? You can take the man out from United but you can’t take United out from the man.
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I applaud the Manchester Utd fans who protested at OT today. Not the ones who were throwing camera’s, vandalising the stadium or just wanting to cause trouble, but the ones who protested in a peaceful manner because they want what’s best for their football club. We salute you. 👏
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Even though he wasn’t here for long, Odion Ighalo still managed to achieve his dream of playing for Man United, he scored at OT in a full stadium, and he was also the first Nigerian to play for the club, so no one can ever take that away from him. I wish him well for the future.
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The number of penalties won by teams in the Premier League this season thus far..
Leicester - 10.
Man Utd - 6.
Brighton - 6.
Liverpool - 5.
Chelsea - 5.
Fulham - 5.
“But, but, but you pay the referees.”
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Man Utd - That night in Barcelona.
Liverpool - That night in Istanbul.
Chelsea - That night in Munich.
Man City - That Sergio Agüero goal.
Arsenal - That night when Neal Maupay missed a penalty against Leicester City.
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Kai Havertz came from the Bundesliga, struggled at the start in the PL, but now a year later he��s one of Chelsea’s better players. If you have any concerns about Jadon Sancho because he was poor on his 1st start, then you have no patience.
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Time to turn the Xbox off, mate.
If we sell Grealish for £80-100m in the summer. That’ll give us a £300m transfer budget. If we invest in the right areas we could push for top 4. This is how I would like is set up if we get the targets I know we could easily bring in, with our infrastructure and project.
#AVFC
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Man Utd have broken the internet today, even their own website crashed after the announcement. 27/08/21, what a day. 😂
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I have no anger left in me anymore with Manchester Utd. The result is what it is.
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I reckon someone should start a GoFundMe page, we all chip in with £1, we raise the £108m that BVB want, we send the money over and then Jadon Sancho comes to Man Utd. Who’s in?
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The Glazers have legit just killed Man Utd. It genuinely feels like our 143 year history as a club has just gone in the bin.
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I just celebrated that as if he scored for Man Utd 😂. Great to see Jesse Lingard scoring on his debut for his new club. ❤️
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Man United are only paying £106m for Jadon Sancho & Raphaël Varane. What has happened to this football club?! 😂
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Nah, how the hell do Man Utd lose 1-6 at home to Spurs and still not end up being the biggest embarrassment of the day.
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• 28/08/11: Man Utd 8-2 Arsenal.
• 28/08/21: Man City 5-0 Arsenal.
Happy anniversary, Gooners.. 🤝
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Start well. Go 1-0 up. Let the opposition back in it. Concede a sloppy goal. Panic. Create big chances. Miss them all. Drop vital points. Apologise on Twitter & do it all again next week = the Man Utd cycle.
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I hope that people don’t take Aaron Wan-Bissaka for granted ever again after this..
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Man Utd become the first team this season to beat RB Leipzig, and not just beat them, destroy them. Unbelievable.
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There’s literally 0 hype for the Man United vs Liverpool game tomorrow. I keep forgetting we’re playing them. 😂
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Honestly if Man Utd’s unbeaten away record in the PL this season is still intact by 6pm UK time tonight, then Ole Gunnar Solskjaer needs a statue outside OT. 😂
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The last time Man City won the PL and Chelsea won the CL in the same season, Man Utd won the title the following year.
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Honestly, whatever Aston Villa want for Jack Grealish, pay the money & bring him in now before the Man City game next week. Best player on the park for me tonight. He’s 100% a world-class player.
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Imagine if Edinson Cavani starts tomorrow night and sends PSG down to the Europa League. This is so needed.
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Regardless of how it ended, he’ll still always be a legend in my eyes. ❤️🇳🇴
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The real fans will support them.
Chip up, lads. You’re not on your own.
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