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Haslemere Heating & Bathrooms Ltd #HaslemerePlumber Football coach just enjoying life #NoStressNoArseholes

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@PlumbingBarman
Craig
2 years
Bloody sparky on site needs to buy himself a lottery ticket
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2 years
Always 1 in every training centre classroom that knows everything has done everything and talks non stop 🤦🏻‍♂️ #Shhh
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Craig
3 years
4 Sunday call outs today not 1 attended and 1 was even a family member why? because the little people in your life are more important than anything you’ll ever do or have
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Craig
2 years
I can only do so much and none of it will ever be for another insurance company 🤣
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1 year
Today I stood watching without any advice or direction the lad who started 4 years ago with me servicing a boiler teaching the lad who started a month ago. Matt qualifies this year and the pride I feel in seeing this picture tells me how far we’ve come. #apprenticeshipDoneRight
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Craig
2 years
What have I arrived to this morning. How do people get away with not caring and just slinging in a temporary install because it was a rush to get hot water back on. 5 years ago 🤣
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2 years
Call to lady yesterday gov grant #heatpump installed not working properly 1 pipe heating system ballofix valves on each rad to #Try balance flow rates zone valve not fitted to actuate heating. Electricity bill at £337 for December £412 for November this is quality #TheGreatRipOff
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@PlumbingBarman
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1 year
Newest apprentice started Monday straight from secondary school, early every day which was annoying dead keen to learn & get stuck in very committed & beat 2 others to a full time offer with us. #Apprenticeship #LivingTheDream #TreatPeopleTheRightWayTheyStay
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Craig
3 years
When your apprentice starts taking pictures of shit like this and posting them on his cackchat/facecrook malarkey as if he’s the big deal and you have to remember there was a time you posted work pics for likes and love 🤣
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Craig
2 years
Can think of worse places to spend an evening doing quotes after a day surfing
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Craig
1 year
today I started stripping the lagging off. Have to remove everything to tails & start again. Whilst having a coffee I thought I know I’ll dick about on a mop then prance around like a 6 year old & finally I’ll paint the walls black add a marvel logo to the new boiler & post it
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Craig
2 years
I just got asked for id in @Screwfix for solvent weld glue. At 42 years old This is the best Sunday I’ve had in ages
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Craig
2 years
New apprentice turns up to work 1st day with a tool kit he paid £280 for and all Nerrad 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ #IfYouRememberYouKnow he very nearly got sent home #TheStruggleWasReal
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Craig
2 years
Can’t say I’m missing work at all #kefalonia
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Craig
2 years
Working in customers house and he tells me he’s done a little plumbing before, my reply so I see I’d suggest you don’t in future it’s bloody awful wasn’t quite to his liking
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Craig
2 years
Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to leave the house. How can anyone do this type of work
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Craig
3 years
If this is “excellent build quality” meeting fine interior design then those 8 week courses are working wonders
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Craig
11 months
Always on a bloody Friday! When will people just stop fitting these poxy valves
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2 years
@WrenKitchens is this an acceptable method of capping a gas hob over night by 1 of your contractors. GU27 location @GasSafeRegister @H_S_E yes that valve was letting by that’s why I’m here now
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2 years
Always a good day when you pick up yet another work toy #Growth
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2 years
Really not sure what to make of this I’ve seen worse but Jesus wept what a mess
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2 years
#OldSchool working today for a pleasant change
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2 years
Where’s your boiler ? Oh it’s upstairs in the bathroom, cool ok thanks. #NotWhatWasExpected 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Craig
3 years
Call out to 2 new build flats this evening builder and “plumber” won’t return. No hot water and a new tenant 🤣🤣🤣
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Craig
2 years
When customers appreciate you it makes this dammed job so much easier #Plumbing #GreatCustomers and a superb team around me means I get great gifts 🤣
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3 years
Dad & Daughter date night. They are never too young to be taught how a guy should treat them as ladies!! #Respect #DadsRock #DaughtersMatter
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Craig
3 years
Nailed it #March2022BathroomsWaitingList BubblesBar bookings for 2022 nearly full & hell yeah we just opened company #No3 taking #Haslemere by storm 3 staff becoming more looking for competent quality bathroom fitters & plumbers good rates of pay paye or cis GU27 area contact me
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Craig
3 years
When working in Cornwall it would be rude not to at least have 1 🤣 #PlumbingRoadTrip #Penzance #ThePlumbingBarman #CornishPasty
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Craig
2 years
Just cancelled today’s job no way I’m putting a boiler in a loft when it’s this hot at 8:30am 🤣 #AnyExcuse #SunsOutGardenDay
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Craig
6 months
10-1 win against a team who’s not lost a single game this season until they met us and I love coaching these kids life. #Grassrootsfootball
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Craig
1 year
Well that’s the strangest most expensive shower and tiles I’ve ever fitted (I know the shower head is missing 🤣)
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Craig
2 years
What a way to spend a Sunday morning
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2 years
What the heck have I walked into
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Craig
1 year
So I’m told there is only 1 fault here being Ventilation. @GasSafeRegister can you confirm the faults please my understanding is there’s more. Anyone else what a crack at them as well?
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Craig
3 years
When you need to change the combination valve and vessel & the cretin who installed this made no provisions for draining down or serviceability. #facepalm
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3 years
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Craig
3 years
18:10 and you’ve no pump valves in the stock boxes 🤣 the closest place open is 40 mins each way apprentice now understands why I keep shouting at him that box of odd gaskets and bits is vital kit 🤣 if it works it works
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Craig
2 years
Sailing over the seas in Kefalonia watching this little lady totally chill axing and knowing this is what it’s all about her that family on hols make real memories #DontBeTight #OnlyLiveOnceEnjoyIt
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Craig
2 years
1 of them days fortunately customer burst out laughing even if I wasn’t
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Craig
3 years
Hello Cornwall
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3 years
Well done to the local handyman I’ll fix your jobs all day you keep it up pal 🤣 #plumbing #ThePlumbingBarman
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Craig
1 year
#Brighton you didn’t disappoint shopping trip and a superb shellfish dinner at @TheCopperClam for my daughter as usual!
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2 years
🤣🤣 time I’ve fitted that contraption I’ve lifted the boiler on the wall. That’s not making installing easier it’s yet again reinventing the wheel what a load of tosh
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Craig
11 months
A job well done great convection too
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@PlumbingBarman
Craig
3 years
When you start putting things together on site #valves won’t fall closed these!
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@PlumbingBarman
Craig
3 years
Kitting out the van for the apprentice to use, so I picked the things he needs the most lads a walking nightmare
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Craig
1 year
Whoever fitted this Greenstar compact this low needs to give their head a shake
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@PlumbingBarman
Craig
3 years
My kind of customer help yourself lads. #FoodMatters why would I care what you eat ?.we all love a good feed
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Craig
3 years
If all the negotiations today go to plan then the 1st shop front is inbound 😜 #StepUpYourGame #ThePlumbingBarman #NotGraftingAt60 #YouDidntSeeThatTakeOverComing
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@PlumbingBarman
Craig
2 years
So true!
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3 years
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Craig
2 years
@CharlieM_OBE @PatrickChristys @GBNEWS Both my apprentices would never get through university. It holds nothing for them whereas learning a trade and life skills properly on site is giving them a proper future they can rely and build upon
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3 years
@Stelrad That last awful pipe work! I’d expect more off an apprentice and what’s with that drain off it all just looks very poor not a good advertisement for “excellent build quality”
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Craig
2 years
It’s that time again #Korev #Cornwall taking a few extra days off while the others work 🤣 #HappyNewYear
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Craig
1 year
Started filling on Friday nearly there Tuesday reckon 1 more day and we can sheet it to check to ensure leaks are fixed now. 2nd time we’ve filled this bloody pool 🤣
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2 years
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2 years
Too all those who think they know about the sad event that happened recently you have no idea trade mags, wannabe influencers, you are talking without facts. My brother was at that explosion his job is to investigate it. Stop jumping guns let the real experts talk in time
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3 years
Lovely yeah of course you don’t pour fat etc down your kitchen sink no you always bottle and bin it absolutely not your fault yes of course I’ll let your landlord know the blockage was her fault 🤣 #PissTakingTenants
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Craig
3 years
When you wish you’d not answered that call to a leaking bath waste 🤣
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Craig
2 years
@JustStop_Oil @MerseyPolice If you were stood blocking the road illegally and especially touching my vehicle I’d have no hesitation in running you down harder than that fella did
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2 years
Sitting out looking over the bay & eating fantastic food after an amazing day of fun with my kids wondering why do I even entertain fools on social media my life is complete 🤦🏻‍♂️ am I the fool for doing so!! I know what we do as a company I know what we can accomplish 🖕🏻 to you
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2 years
When the builder says he’s first fixed the shed for hot and cold supplies can I just connect the sink 🤣 no mate I’m going home stuff that
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1 year
@theheatinghub Yes there is an official definition. It’s in accordance with the manufacturer’s instructions it’s easy to find easy to do. Can you clarify on where the 10th figure is found please for reference
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3 years
I broke my @MakitaUK coffee machine. To be fair I’d moaned about it being pretty crap for nearly 7 months anyway!. Kills a battery tiny arse cup! Tomorrow I head to Cornwall for an 8 week project the Mrs got me a new site coffee machine knowing I only like ground coffee #Keeper
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Craig
2 years
@GasManGod 🤣 never tell me how long something will take unless you can do it yourself
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Craig
2 years
#livingthedream trying to stop an old mill house from flooding 5 sumps strategically placed 18ft down between river retaining wall and the house foundation wall felt like I was caving all day
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2 years
We don’t put anything down our kitchen sink they said
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3 years
@morrishgp Don’t do it mate. If they won’t place trust in you you can’t them. No deposit no work simples won’t even book it in the diary without a deposit.
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1 year
@lufc_ant @davidkurten Just to clarify the intelligence of your reply immersion. Emersion is a noun with an entirely different meaning.
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7 months
Nailed it Job done Great work 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Craig
2 years
Quick Sunday pop in before heading back to Cornwall this afternoon to see how the alterations are going before we start to replace some plant next month no let up at all
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2 years
@GasSafeRegister Is this some kind of a joke?. Is this a good use of the fees we pay. Some bloody recipes! So next time one of us call you for advice and get the stock answer of “you’re the engineer on site you decide” do you offer us a recipe for dinner that night.
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3 years
Please be aware no black or coloured clips were used on my projects because I’m not buying into that bullshit too
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Craig
2 years
@GasSafeRegister @H_S_E #Riddor I sincerely hope you investigate this I hope you take action I doubt you will itll be brushed aside but after the #CroydonGasExplosion this type of kitchen company @WrenKitchens will cause another fatality one day I’ve done my bit now you do yours!
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3 years
Yeah that’s all still working builders done a bunk and left the house like this with customer still trying to live in it. What is up with people!.
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3 years
@GasManGod @bathewmateman Any organisation that copies #BritishGas needs a check up from the neck up !.
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Craig
2 years
@pbplumber @SmailesBen @GasManGod 🤣🤣🤣🤣 well I’m loathe to ask customer because he’s already told me “he’s an engineer” and we all know what that means
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2 years
The irony of this not working come demonstration time when sitting your G3 re sit at college today was not lost on me. Asking the tutor fella so who carries batteries for these then? and him saying well that’s a valid point and slinging it made my day. #ifyouknowyouknow #Failed
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2 years
@GasSafeRegister @NorthamptonH2o Does that include those who pay for a firm to sit the exams for them ?
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Craig
10 months
Made me chuckle greatly
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Craig
3 years
1st fix that’s a wrap we are outta here for a week 😩🤣
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Craig
2 years
Some customers are ace but it’s no wonder I have to diet
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1 year
You’ll never beat a well looked after oil boiler
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@PlumbingBarman
Craig
2 years
At Alton Flavour Festival today
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Craig
1 year
Enjoying some peace and quiet for a change all alone
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Craig
2 years
Old boy needed a new boiler his @baxiboilers solo non condensing finally died on him oh good he said the temperature goes up very high just what I need keep me warm and non of these fandangled controls love working for old people #TheirHouseTheirRules #BetaPreachSystemMyArse
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2 years
Treated myself with this opened it up and can’t lie I’m a little disappointed in only 1 battery @RothenbergerUk what’s the point in that! Every tool needs 2 batteries for continual use! My Rems press came with 2 batteries..
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Craig
2 years
@rhys_gosling I once had a customer ask if we knocked anything off our invoice for the electric used by our hoover. These types do exist
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Craig
2 years
Their all set up @BlenheimPalace for the #FoodFestival if your there come see them for the best dressed drinks in #Oxford #QueensJubilee #BlenheimPalace #Gin I’ll be there from Saturday for a shift change
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1 year
Bars in for wedding today now to dash home and get ready going to be a strange 1 as I’ll be a guest being served by my own bar today 🤣
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2 years
Doing a Wedding bar in a church see a headstone on floor 1749 plumber now I bet it was a rough trade back then
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3 years
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Craig
2 years
Think this’ll be the smallest heating system I ever fit 2 rads 🤣 guy doesn’t want the upheaval of converting to a heat pump
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Craig
3 years
What a way to spend a Friday fixing handy andy’s leaking pushfit behind a shower
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Craig
2 years
@GasManGod @GasSafeRegister @RGEMag Always someone who’s got push their luck a little bit more 🤣
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Craig
3 years
Walking on site seeing our apprentice swaging pipe on a Sunday thinking thank god there’s no lever on that 🤣 #LeverGate #Swaging #ThePlumbingBarman #CornwallProjects
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