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PeterS

@PeterSHouseboat

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Start slowly, then build. If you can write we'll be alright. The road goes on forever and the party never ends. Villan 4EVR. Baseball is a good thing.

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@SilverARTicfox Translation: Her Northern Georgia district is finally fed up with her performance in Congress and her rampant bullshit.
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@TheFungi669 Hey, Sam - There’s also nothing in the Constitution that says a woman should die because you think taking away her rights is part of your fucking job description.
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@kingsrush They misspelled chump.
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@xyco_twt Breadcrumb Beachcomb Brewpub Bathtub Baobub
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@ask_aubry Tax. The. Churches. And their mega-pastors.
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@RpsAgainstTrump What's the matter, Jimmy? Can't find any Harris emails to falsely investigate? Oh, right: you're not in the FBI anymore.
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@ask_aubry Show him the door but get his keys first.
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@yorkslass1972 Curvy girls look good. Period.
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@AlexYoung Stupid is as stupid does.
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@angel_0f_deathx Maybe for the weak at heart. Not me.
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@joe_jo4 While he's there, he can pay the overdue $45K invoice he owes the MT Police for protecting his fat ass.
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@ask_aubry A night out for him is switching to his left hand.
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@jasonllevin Our next POTUS & VPOTUS
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@Mollyploofkins They’re down here fucking up FL libraries and schools.
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@marlene4719 She's not competent enough to read one, let alone write one.
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@DougWahl1 IMO, Secretary of State. Fluent in 7 languages Rhodes scholar Always the smartest person in the room Military vet (extremely helpful in a State Dept position, imo)
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@NotHoodlum Janet Jackson is a blithering asshat.
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@acnewsitics I thought he didn't own pets?
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@MarkoSilberhand teeny tiny hands and dick.
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@ask_aubry Hopefully, Mike will do better with a foreign language than he has done with English.
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@EastEndJoe Tim Walz reminds you to lift the windshield wipers off the windshield before an overnight ice storm, then buys you an ice scraper for the morning.
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@Hells75Belle Fool. He missed your eyes.
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@VampireGhuleh GM and Happy Day, Sarah. I think your specs make you look sophisticated and alluring at the same time. PERFECT!!
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@RossKneeDeep Don't let the door hit your collective asses on the way out.
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@RonFilipkowski The only 2 things he has down pat: lying and projection.
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@DougWahl1 A. Kamala proved, without a doubt, that she's ready on Day One for the challenges we all have to face together and made a forceful case for why there is only one true choice in this election.
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@JoJoFromJerz I am SOOOOOOOOO tired of the gunnutz' 2nd Amendment argument(s). The Founders' original intent for the 2nd is so far afield from how it's been bastardized by the NRA, et al as to become unrecognizable to Constitutional scholars.
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@ask_aubry Real men 1. Use bidets 2. Wipe well 3. Wash their undies This is news?
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@DougWahl1 Absolutely. The goal should NOT be party, but the best & brightest, and AK is def one of those.
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@DougWahl1 Who the fuck cares what that asshole thinks?
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@RonFilipkowski Brian Glenn is a parboiled dickwad with the reporting skills of a tadpole.
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@angel_0f_deathx But, what if Daddy's home?
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@angel_0f_deathx But what a way to go, huh?
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@necktitties79 You're one happy camper! Bonne Weekend, mon ami!
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@TheFungi669 $34 million to protect his fat ass? Don't jail him - just banish him to russia and let putin take care of protecting him.
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@mistrustme1 ... and my Friday Eve. Yours looks much better, imo. Much better.
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@LisPower1 Yeah, Cavuto's about a hen's tooth away from getting canned. How DARE he contradict the great shitgibbon?
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@angel_0f_deathx Nah. Take you everywhere ...
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@SilverARTicfox Rhonda - If that debate had been a 15-round fight the ref would've stopped it in the 2nd round and declared her the winner in a TKO. Trump should now know how Sonny Liston felt on that fateful night in Maine when he fought Ali.
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@VampireGhuleh Lip gloss. Shiny. Inviting.
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@theleaway Yup, provided I could tailgate you.
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@RepDonBacon Number of bills enacted into law that were passed by the 118th Congress: 0
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@AnnieForTruth Is there a cure for foot-in-mouth disease?
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@RachieRach429 Is there a problem? Bc I do not see one.
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@chase_the_high GM and have a great day, Kryssi!
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@joncoopertweets What can I say - the boy likes Bert.
Tweet media one
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@raekennedy_ Hope you're have a great Thursday, Rae!
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@DYSONlife4real nipple + side boob = double trouble!!
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@gymlifeanimal "That's what I'm counting on."
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@AmyLynnStL Dejaculate
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@gymlifeanimal K - You're looking dangerous - like sensual dynamite!! Rage on!! And GM!
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@Averymillah Nice tile work …
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@angel_0f_deathx .. with no hurt on the tipped nails!
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@theleaway Somewhere that's on the fringe of a good time.
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@SilverARTicfox He looks like that volleyball that Tom Hanks befriended on the island.
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@WintersPolitics @kaitlancollins Why not? They're never gonna get paid anyway.
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@marlene4719 And D Jr, could you show us the active military uniforms you've worn?
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@SilverARTicfox 6-speeds are my answer to the traffic congestion problem. If the Transportation Dept outlawed automatic transmissions, more than 3/4ths of US drivers wouldn't be able to drive.
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@xyco_twt It's actually July 1.
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@katvonwitt Can we provide a side cheer for the jeans and hair?
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@Matt_Pinner Cardiologist.
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@guelphgirlchris Airheads becoming skinheads. What could go wrong?
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@DYSONlife4real Overalls, you mean? And, yes.
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@ask_aubry Spoken like a truly conceited asshole.
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@amandalaura1976 My God ... what eyes!
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@ChaoticLeftistW Intelligent Dynamic Focused Successful Beautiful Outspoken
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@VampireGhuleh Nice job, sarah. I knew you could do it!
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@SarahSevans2000 Further, where is The Semen Provider in all of this? Does he bear no responsibility? Once again, the male violator gets off the hook, after getting off.
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@SilverARTicfox - worst - least-qualified - only one to serve jail time (that's coming) - worst family - biggest grifter - worst liar
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@TheFungi669 Whoever it was, he ain't no john wilkes booth.
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@iamAtheistGirl Yup. Tastes like chicken.
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@mrsandiofficial Hey, Sunshine. You've made my morning arise!
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@DYSONlife4real Careful you don't poke someone's eye out, Ellie! GM to you!
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@LittleMissRed_x The color of your hair is a good start. Happy Day and good luck with the new tattoo!
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@ask_aubry That's rich, coming from a childless pariah whose soul was taken from her at birth.
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@VampireGhuleh Totally capable of stopping traffic. On any street. Any day.
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@itsdaynapereira Wear them like badges of a life, lived well.
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@RachieRach429 Good Morning, Astro Girl!
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@JoJoFromJerz Ask the Mar-a-Lago pool boy.
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@angel_0f_deathx The reward for hard work in the gym is the knowledge that you can wow them with pics like this! Kudos!
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@NotHoodlum eric: and she won't even blow me.
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@mistrustme1 Monday in this dress = good Monday in the White Dress = spectacular [off topic, i suspect]
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@Odyne_LaFee GM! How are you feeling today? More traction?
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@gardengirl125 The devil's always in the details. And the details don't look good for a former NFL player: Brett Favre Scandal: Alleged $8 Million Welfare Scam, Explained ()
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@VampireGhuleh GM, sarah - Chill weekend planned, but you never know what pops onto the schedule unannounced! Have a great one yourself!! Looking gorgeous, btw!
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@RonFilipkowski How about one on C-SPAN, hosted by Liz Cheney and Claire McCaskill?
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@ask_aubry I'd pay real $$$ to see evidence of a female castration.
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@ask_aubry between musk and trump they don't have even half of a brain.
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@KristianWeigman Bonne chance today, Kristian!!
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@VampireGhuleh Turn out the lights Light the candles Creep away!!
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@DYSONlife4real Cats have all the luck ... 😍
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@angel_0f_deathx Good look, da
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@angel_0f_deathx Down to the bone ...
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@angel_0f_deathx “Red sky at night … sailor’s delight”
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@wiseconnector If you can't cook and clean, you're useless to yourself. XX or XY - makes no diff.
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@VampireGhuleh I think I just blew out my candles.
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