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Trade a 40 hour/wk job for 90 hour/wk homesteading. |Apiary|Gardening|Chickens| No unprovoked DMs plz YouTube @ObservationistDave ObservationistDave @gmail .com

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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
So the end game has arrived 198 Democrats voted to allow illegal aliens, that's right not "iMmIgRaNtS" but illegal aliens who broke a law the moment they set foot on American soil, to vote in federal elections. The sovereignty of this country is in peril as foreign actors from
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@Obs_Dave
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@Rothmus "Asian" They're still afraid of calling it honestly
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@Obs_Dave
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3 months
Okay, I don't ever do this and it feels weird, but if anyone likes homestead stuff, snarky humor, some spiritual, and pro 2A commentary, can you give me a follow? I'm stuck here and have been for a while now. Thank you so much
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@Obs_Dave
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@HazelAppleyard_ Women defending these people will never cease to baffle me.
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@Obs_Dave
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@KarluskaP I think it winked at me..😳
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@Obs_Dave
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@Rothmus I've been on the fence about watching this show. Now that I know it isn't gay enough I think I'll give it a look
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@Obs_Dave
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@RealLyndaCarter My first crush ever -
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@Obs_Dave
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@TheRubberDuck79 Ross Perot was the first person I ever voted for. Everyone laughed at me and called me a clown for voting for him. Nobody's been f*cking laughing about what he predicted for a long time now
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@Obs_Dave
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@HazelAppleyard_ @Olympics It's not comfort. It's control over her. No one should be touching one another once the match has ended Look at the smirk on his face
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
36 hours of following back has landed me 72 hours in @x detention. In the meantime enjoy a short video of chickens enjoying an evening snack
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@Obs_Dave
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4 months
@fightwithmemes We already have this right, they just convinced most people that we dont
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
17 days
September 12th and I just picked another 4.5lbs of figs. In previous years production would've dried up 10 days ago. That's 62lbs of figs from 2 trees, shattering my last best total from 3 years ago of 34lbs. Over twenty thousand calories in just figs. By far my best producing
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
6 months
I'm struggling here... is this supposed to be a bad thing?
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@Obs_Dave
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2 months
@Iraqveteran8888 If I shoot through a piece of paper it makes a hole basically the size of the projectile. No resistance Two,three, ten pieces of paper, same. If I stack two reams of paper and shoot it? Resistance, cavitation, big damage. It's still paper in both cases, but it's the mass being
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@Obs_Dave
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3 months
@CaseyBHead There's something I can vote for. Used to love sitting in those rear jump seats as a kid, staring awkwardly at the guy driving behind us
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
For everyone who recently followed, thank you very much. I Im afraid to keep following back for fear of ending in timeout. I will resume tomorrow until all the FB's are complete. For all my mutual that have been with me, sorry you had to read a lot of thank you's. More to come.
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
4 months
@melissactweets I love a good steady rain right after a slew of planting. It's like getting a cosmic pat on the back for a job well done.
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
So I'm having my first MRI this Thursday. I'm nervous about the claustrophobia feeling. Does anyone have suggestions from experience with MRI's ?
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
2 months
Do you have cash on hand at your home? Food? Water? Fuel? Hopefully this will be resolved quickly, but if not do you think you will see now why being at least marginally prepared is a good idea? A week of preps can be accumulated fairly quickly
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
27 days
Still low energy after the knee surgery but we took care of processing some more figs and got some exciting news that a local market wants to sell our honey. This will be our first retail outlet, until now we have just sold to friends and family on request.
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
2 months
@catturd2 The more she talks, the less popular she will become
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@Obs_Dave
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3 months
Wish me luck, I'm off to MRI. See you kids on the other side of being magnetized
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
6 months
No because I can my own. Usually about 35 quarts a year After the investment of lids ~ $100) I'm good to go for years. I use the reusable lids. I've had them for years now so I'm guessing $1.50/jar and no chemicals you can't pronounce
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6 months
Never noticed it before but pasta sauce prices have really gotten out of control. How much is a jar in your area? This is what it costs in Chicago.
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@Obs_Dave
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6 months
Never been accused of being a carpenter, nor claimed it. However I educated myself on it, did my best, & built my coop & run. Much from recycled lumber. Adding the gutter is the first step in the next phase, rain catchment. The info's out there, you just have to jump into it
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@Obs_Dave
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3 months
Teach a kid to keep bees and they'll never have the money to buy drugs
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@drugfreeworld
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Teach Kids a Brighter Future.
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@Obs_Dave
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@LibertyCappy Huffy Puffy
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@Obs_Dave
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It used me
@AmericaReal3
🅰🅼🅴🆁🅸🅲🅰 🆁🅴🅰🅻
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HOW many of you will get THIS???????
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@Obs_Dave
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@Harbpeace So now you're suddenly upset about Lebanese people unexpectedly exploding?
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
@rangermonk1 Don't forget the resonance coefficient which is extremely elevated with .223 rounds. That alone can cause a destabilizing effect on the ionic bonds which hold bone together, resulting in an exothermic reaction similar to throwing gas on a fire, with similar explosive results.
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
Made it through Didn't become Magneto, but also didn't have a screaming claustrophobic hissy-fit so I'm good with that Thank you for all the well wishes
@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
Wish me luck, I'm off to MRI. See you kids on the other side of being magnetized
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
2 months
I don't care who you are, no one 'owes' you a follow back.
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@Obs_Dave
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2 months
@storm_paglia Is this the event that @LauraLoomer got absolutely dragged for when she reported it first?
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
Two different plants; that center fruit always ripens 1st. Keep picking everyday bc as they ripen & you pick the plant will use that energy to ripen the other fruits. Plus these are bird magnets. You don't want to lose too many to them!
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@Obs_Dave
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@KeithOlbermann you really are a bitter old woman
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@Obs_Dave
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2 months
@Riley_Gaines_ She said she forfeited because she'd "never been hit that hard in her career by anyone" and that she knew there was no way she could win I'm sure that's what she dreamed of for years as she put in countless hours training and exercising. For the chance to be hit in the face by a
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@Obs_Dave
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2 months
@robertamsterdam NATO was a defensive institution that turned offensive rather than allow itself to be dissolved when it was no longer needed
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
24 days
Gm Two weeks past partial knee replacement and things are def on the upswing. Nothing stops just because you are incapacitated. Still preserving figs, salsa, pickles, and taking care of chickens. Wife and daughter been working double-time to keep things going. Anyway here's
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
6 months
Monthly pilgrimage to the Big W How is this better than meat?
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
6 months
The chickens free-range every afternoon & I lock them in once they return to the coop at night. Apparently I lost 4 birds sometime in the late afternoon to predators, including my rooster. I didn't realize until I checked them today. RIP Taurus, Heavy Cream, Light Cream, Henna
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
2 months
First off, no one in the country will be running a generator at night during SHTF unless they are very very remote
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Kerry Slone(Stilettos&Shotguns)
2 months
Come on down and let’s see how that works out for you bro. City dwellers that think that they stand a chance against countryfolk when the SHTF are hilarious.
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
Thank you everyone for all the follows! We'll now be serving a light brunch, please mingle and get to know each other. Once brunch is finished our 78 @elonmusk 's will arrive, all with a fake pornbot account under each arm.
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
2 months
I've turned autocorrect off on my phone and I've never felt bitter
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
6 months
My life & overall outlook became infinitely better when I stopped grinding over what other people have & focused instead on the peoole & circumstances I'm grateful for in my own life. It's hard at 1st, but gets easier. Today I am grateful i could afford new tires on the truck
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@Obs_Dave
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@Obs_Dave
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@Rothmus I had no idea they even made it into a movie
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@Obs_Dave
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16 days
Gm Yesterday I took these photos and forgot to post. These dark hens were a gift and I'm curious of their breed. I have no idea. The dark shiny I believe might be Orpington. Any ideas, They lay light brown eggs.
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
2 months
@CapitolPolice WHERE IS THE PRESIDENT??!?
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
Day II of @× semi-ban Still can't follow Likes severely limited Food & water running low
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@Obs_Dave
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2 months
@RealRawNews1 This is not being reported anywhere else
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@Obs_Dave
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3 months
Gm Weeded two beds last night after the sun dipped below the horizon, still insufferably hot, but did pick up my first cayenne and shishito peppers 🌶
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
@Rothmus No ragrets
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@Obs_Dave
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3 months
@dworden2013 @Amber214811 Holy crap! When I started this afternoon I had 495 mutuals. I asked for a few more to push me over 500. I expected a dozen or so. This is overwhelming and I can't keep up. I will make sure to FB everyone & thank you everyone, old or new, who is following. You are a blessing.
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
2 months
You're looking at 10lbs of figs from one day picking. Most will go to fig mead once the weather cools, for now in the freezer. More will go to fig butter. If you live Zone 7 or better and aren't planting figs, you're missing out. Even if you don't like them you can dry and sell
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@Obs_Dave
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2 months
Gm My zinnias still going strong. Should mean plenty of reseeding for next year in this bed. How is your morning? I'm off to pre-op visit for my partial knee replacement coming up in 2 weeks
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@Obs_Dave
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10 days
@Rightanglenews Somehow children were involved or spouses
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@Obs_Dave
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17 days
@HazelAppleyard_ #metoo now has a very selective application criteria
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@Obs_Dave
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@MWollenweber @Colorblind_Jake If she didn't dress that way she wouldn't have had a problem, huh?
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
2 months
@justice_Tyr22 Love the info. You just added another reason for my "Don't get on a submarine list" 1. They go deep underwater 2. Long periods sealed in a confined space 3. Don't see sunlight for days on end 4. Smells like chemical BO farts
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@Obs_Dave
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@HazelAppleyard_ Thanks, but I already have a penis. Not really interested in another
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@Obs_Dave
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2 months
Figs almost done dehydrating and I got a surprise invite to go shooting at the range. Have a good one folks! Going to pew-pew
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@Obs_Dave
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6 months
Expanding the garden bc I heard home gardening is bad for the environment. Apparently the materials we use are too carbon intensive. How am I doing? Will the planet survive my wanton mayhem as the sequestered carbon is released?
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@Obs_Dave
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@Obs_Dave
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3 months
@BowTiedRanger I wondered about several things as I watched the videotape Several officers looked stiff and unsure of themselves as if they had little practice with what they should be doing.
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@Obs_Dave
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Hey guys, look at this cool stick I got
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@Obs_Dave
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2 months
Gm We've got one more day of heat, then it should be back to a balmy 82F or so tomorrow... Yikes I've got a lot of garden beds to weed.
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@Obs_Dave
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@nchandraorg @Rothmus If that is what is motivating their actions, then yes
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@Obs_Dave
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6 months
Have you ever stood in the paper products aisle looking like an idiot, while trying to calculate Toilet Paper Math?
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@Obs_Dave
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3 months
So what will you be wearing in November after it all goes sideways?
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@Obs_Dave
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6 months
Still learning bread baking. Longer time working the dough and shorter time on second rise and I finally have a product that resembles something edible
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@Obs_Dave
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2 months
@vrexec My wife handles all our daily finances. Once a month we sit down and go over everything and she tells me what went where and to how much to who. I refer to it as The Sermon on the Amount.
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
Gm We're away and temps are soaring. A friend stopped by to check on the girls and make sure they were good on food and water as well as snag the eggs as our thank you. She said they're doing fine.
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@Obs_Dave
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2 months
Sunday night dinner Amish grass fed skirt steak and mushrooms Bartered onions Fresh dug yesterday garden potatoes and cucumber salad (not shown)
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@Obs_Dave
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@TheOmniLiberal No one of any character is offended by disgusting and vile
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@Obs_Dave
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@Snakeeater36 Never shot at 800m and apparently this kid who shot at Trump never has either But 125m is not 800m
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@Obs_Dave
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3 months
@catturd2 @whstancil You first @whstancil - condemn your own hyper-partisan rhetoric and call yourself out
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@Obs_Dave
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2 months
@catturd2 Why do they always have Crazy Eyes?
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@Obs_Dave
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2 months
At least twice a week I prepare a meal with only what came off my property. Sometimes it's quite eclectic Two things are evident from these pictures. I need a source of meat, and Daisy is very confident she's getting some potatoes.
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
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Gm Moved the waterers around to clean and refill so everyone took advantage to root out some bugs and worms
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@Obs_Dave
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Gm Knee is really swollen and the only thing I've managed is collecting eggs, feeding the birds, and picking the garden Back inside now with leg up. I know I'll be sidetracked totally for a few weeks but I can't wait for this surgery. Picture unrelated
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@Obs_Dave
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3 months
Gm from Daisy and I
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@Obs_Dave
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@its_The_Dr Dude is dead the minute the Feds get their hands on him. And he's probably too dumb to realize it
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
9 years ago I interviewed for a job in my field. Business run by 2 brothers. They were enthusiastic at 1st, then ghosted me after & wouldn't give an answer & acted strangely. Today it's reported they are being indicted on multiple fraud charges & facing 100+ years if convicted 🤷‍♂️
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@Obs_Dave
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@Obs_Dave
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2 months
It's not easy to grow a year's worth of food for yourself unless that's your full time job. Even then it's difficult. But if you aren't practicing your skills, learning new ones, and working in the garden to grow something on your own, then you are a creature that I wholly do not
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
I'm sorry, but I have to say it I cannot imagine how many fucking memes and GIFs are going to come out of this debate #Debates2024
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@Obs_Dave
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@HazelAppleyard_ Hoarder Cat Lady
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@Obs_Dave
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3 months
So in all the excitement this weekend, I forgot to mention that my CCW permit finally arrived on Saturday.
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@Obs_Dave
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2 months
Imagine a former president almost getting assassinated and 9 days later hardly anyone is talking about it That's the level of insanity we're looking at
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
2 months
Years ago I blew a tra**y in my pickup and kids reading this have no idea what I am talking about
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
2 months
Maybe y'all could just take a picture of him holding today's newspaper. Like in those kidnapping movies..?
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
@Will_W_Welker Thanks. This is just the sort of response that will make me feel better. Useful as tits on a boar hog.
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
3 months
Keep your head on a swivel SCOTUS did a thing and now the tolerant left is threatening murder and penning their violent murder fetish fantasies all over social media It's only a matter of time before on of the nuts gets completely unscrewed
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@Obs_Dave
Observationist Dave
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@rawsalerts Somebody pushed the wrong button and now is trying to sell having an emergency
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@Obs_Dave
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@its_The_Dr I'm more worried about the vacuum between her ears
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@Obs_Dave
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@scallywagjim @Mrgunsngear If that's one of those ladders you can climb either side there is NO way he carried that anymore rhN 100ft. They are heavy as hell
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@Obs_Dave
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Gm The term egg hunt most surely started with young chickens. Unsure what's happening, and not in the routine of crawling in the nest box, these girls can take some time to figure out the process. In the meantime me, the Chicken Tender, has to keep eyes peeled for stray
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@Obs_Dave
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@3YearLetterman @CollinRugg Lincoln's VP was Andrew Johnson, not Andrew Jackson
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