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Marriage was just beginning to creep back into the society but God intervened.
Thank goodness 🫶🏽
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It’s not Odanz oh. Ha. People here literally said it’s been long seen they’ve seen a baddie as a First Lady and mentioned Obasanjo’s wife as the last baddie. Then they started praising Obi’s wife and GRV’s wife.
Odanz relegated this woman to just a “baddie”!
He should show us ten men in his family that can match her achievements and qualifications.
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Loved every second I worked at Lazerpay. Met amazing people, worked on meaningful stuff (Commerce). Rooting for every single soul I met there.
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Bruhhh💀💀, I remember calling a girl to a house party and this girl literally left me in the sitting room to go lash someone. To top it off this guy even brought me Andre after they were done🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Babe never come your house for weekend...una commot go shop she meet man...leave you come back the next day....no worry...I don see😭
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@fancy_temi
@UdubrahO
You're validating his point. The only difference is that he also advised you don't push him to match something beyond his capability.
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Abeg branch Manchester slap Maguire for me🤲🏽🤲🏽
This week, choose kindness because kindness is beautiful. Have a fantastic week everyone☺️
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Though he didn’t lie but everyone wants to jump up and ratio. If the wife of a cheating rich man is sure she’ll be stable after divorce, she won’t tolerate most of his nonsense. These women are actually taking a lot of insult and it’s because of the fear of starting over.
At least 50% of Nigerian marriages will end today if women believe they can leave with half.
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@Tifehtempa
If all of us weren’t here on Twitter they’ll deny everything. People that insulted Sanwo’s wife anyhow.
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@i_ambenkay
I went hoping to see beautiful things only for me to see 22 Asakes jumping inside bus 😭😭😭
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The way these guys flaunt their brotherhood effortlessly 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽❤️❤️❤️
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@bytenaija
@MarkSShenouda
Solution can be replacing the curly braces with a bracket, yeah? Or adding an explicit return?
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@Emmy_OffiXial
@ChukwuEmekaJNR
He will but you won't and if you play your cards right you already have an attendant in your pocket
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@unicodeveloper
@ridwan_olalere
Wahala for who dem no dey reject him visa application 😅😅🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
#EndSWAT
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@NerdEfiko
This was me yesterday. In this economy, I should enter Enugu how????
My papa don dey shout about him celebrations and I no hear my name for any single plan.
It’s not looking good bruv
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"It is the penis that makes the life of a man hard" - Brymo (2021)
"If a man is able to control his sexual urges, he's already fixed or avoided 90% of problems in life."
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Dawggggg 😂😂😂. That’s how my father sent me on an errand by 9am, I branched to play game house to play PS3. Strolled into the house by 4pm to say there was traffic. The poor man didn’t even know how to react 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂. Make my pikin pity me.
No worry. Better days dey come. He just branch where dem dey play street soccer same way you used to do when dem send you errand.
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Tech this, tech that. My brothers and sisters in Christ there are better paying fields with better job security/peace of mind. The ~10% earning fat salaries don’t paint the real picture of what’s going on but ok.
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@_jamesamoo
Bless you. That was his problem with us at Man United. We needed a Haaland esque type of striker and this brother was trying to start dribbling from midfield 😭😭😭. Bro you’re not that fast again, go and dance around the box we’ll find you but he said no.
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100 likes and I'll recreate this👉👈
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Nwabali I’m so sorry for doubting you big dawg.
You look like Metro toooooo much 😭😭❤️❤️
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Started watching Anime, not bad ngl. You can only hate what you've never tried.
Currently watching Promise Neverland
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C Major
Bank of America
12:07
Wallet
Kun faya kun
Bullion Van
+234
Listen to it in this order. If you still hate him, it’s on you.
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My mother is here shouting Nigeria is overpopulated because of traffic, my nigga you gave birth to 7 😭😭😭🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾. Your mom gave birth to 10 too.
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Joor nau.
🎙️ Xavi: "I've been at Barça for 25 years and I've never seen a winger like Ousmane Dembélé at his level.”
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Computer Science is a good course, avoid studying it at UNN by all means though
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Bruh we need to jail this man. Sack is not enough
40 REASONS NOT TO BACK TEN HAG:
- Worst ever Premier League finish. (8th)
- Most losses in a Premier League season (13)
- Manchester United hadn't lost 13 games by Christmas since 1930, until Erik Ten Hag.
- Ended season with minus goal difference
- Manchester United
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Didn’t do this but I resumed this year. 4 consistent months and about 18kg down. I’m proud to say we’re almost back.
Toodles 🙈
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Spent all my monthly allowance in my first year just to get her a chain with her name engraved in the pendant.
Took my time to build a website for her fashion store after learning web development for the first time.
Would do it again though.
#ThingsWeDoForLove
😔😔
someone randomly asked me why Things We Do 4 Love. told her i deeped it could be as little as self care or smiling to a random stranger or going all out for your partner, the only way to live life to the fullest is by doing things just for love
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Gyrate is a beautiful song. Anytime I listen to it I praise that Wizkid nigga 🤦♂️
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Nah things are actually bad bad.
WTF
E come be like say 2018 na 10 million years ago
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Day 1
Started on a good note but succumbed to FIFA, tried to complete a challenge from , link below
Would finish up the mobile view tomorrow.
#100DaysOfCode
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We’re almost back. 🫶🏽
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I bought my first iPhone but it wouldn’t have been possible without my dad’s contribution to my laptop. That singular laptop changed my life.
Fun fact: I bought the laptop to game, then I met people that made me know I was a fool and that’s how I started programming.
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@Ssaasquatch
She has learnt oh. It’s a 3rd party mumu that’s bringing it up now and trying to form activist over a no brainer.
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If you want expensive gifts or you expect expensive gifts save the world the stress and date people that can afford it. You’ll be dating a university student and expecting her to steal you a PS5.
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A very stupid conversation. I’m not even pissed that it’s money but stop trying to call me a fool when I point out it’s money.
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Better go and buy grilled fish 😭😭😭😭
My dad just gave me 200k to startup anything before November ends. Any suggestion please?🥺
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My GOAT
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CEO just dey shout I love it I love it. Ogbeni do me urgent $1k 😭😭😭
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Frontend na just suffer. The ecosystem is shit. You wake up to changes every 3 days.
i never really enjoyed software engineering till i left frontend engineering totally
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“The hoes are gonna love this”
- Don’t ever try to pay for anything
- I open all your doors
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I miss the days of solid group music.
Chainsmokers, Twenty One Pilots and co hay days. The music was just tooooo beautiful
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I've started March with bombarding job applications everywhere. God do am for me abeg🙏🏽🙏🏽
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My papa don dey shout about him celebrations and I no hear my name for any single plan.
It’s not looking good bruv
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Wow.
Deep
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I say this often too, even though I feel Takeoff is the best but his Album wasn't all that and he hardly does features but Quavo/Offset are out here killing it. Then Quavo's hooks on features are 🔥🔥🔥
Everybody claims Take Off is the best in the Migos yet Quavo and Offset have more visibility than him, his solo album doesn’t do better than theirs, anyone care to explain why?
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With Fufu or semo you’ll just be shedding tears of joy after every lump 😭😭
This is the egusi consistency I know oo, these watery ones are somehow 🤷♀️
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Wowwww🔥🔥
HTML tip:
Use the `<datalist>` element to create native HTML autocomplete.
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Na una sabi oh.
I shared a room with one guy for 5 years and we never fought. Not even once. We’re still close till today.
If you’re in University and you have the means don’t share a room with anyone, not even your best friend(s)
Back in Uni me and my guys stayed in the same hostel but took different rooms, we still chill together, cook together sometimes and at the end of the day everyone go back
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