If you love vampires, math rock, John Cusack, b rate horror films, and hopeless teen angst, check out my book Can’t Wait To Be Dead!
Available at the link in my bio!
@ask_aubry
Oh my goodness
“I’m gonna beg for you attention, cry when you set boundaries, and then blow you off when you need actual help. AITA?”
Shortened it for everybody. 😐
Hi, I’m Sam. When I’m not baking cupcakes in my hot pink chef coat, I’m at home writing books about Vampires.
Come with me, we’ll go and see a place called Candy Island
The overwhelming support from you guys encouraging me to continue with quitting cigarettes is so inspiring! Enough to keep me smoke free for another week! This week is for you!
My local Barnes and Noble said they’re going to see if they can get copies of my book for their store and if I would come down and sign them if they get the thumbs up! 🥳
Porch Grandpa is OKAY! I learned that he is using a walker and needs help getting up sometimes, and doesn’t always make it to the porch in the morning 💙
@Misterdpriley
@AmberlynWhite
Nothing about how any of these thoughts work is simple. I wish for simplicity, I crave it. But in this sense, simplicity is not that simple.
Pretty sure I drove through a ghost on my way to work.
All the “obstacle detected” sensors started beeping and flashing red, but nothing was there. And then they abruptly stopped.
So
Super sure I hit a ghost
So close to hitting 3000 followers! Help a girl out?
Will a slightly blue filtered picture of my face help? Y’all really seem to like my face. ❤️
Let’s take on this Monday and make some dreams come true! 😊
For all my new followers! My name is Samantha Verba, I write books about guitar playing vampires from Pennsylvania, my debut novel Can’t Wait to be Dead comes out in October and I’ll be announcing a vampire themed give away in a couple weeks! Stay tuned! 💋
@villainsaints
You’re 100% right
Other adaptations WISH they were on the same level. I will never recover from how poor the divergent movies were. Absolute disgrace
My fiancé just told me that he leaves his eyes open when we kiss and he’s apparently ALWAYS done this and now I can’t stop thinking about what it must look like to kiss with your eyes open and idk I guess Ill just never kiss him again 🤷🏻♀️
Oh my goodness! Woke up with 200 more followers! Welcome to my weird little world fools and ghouls, anyone wanna go scream at the sunset later and then burst into a thousand bats?
The amount of people telling me to leave my fiancé only further proves to me that society would rather end a loving relationship over household chores than be willing to work things out with one another 😵💫 mama mia
Trying to fight off the guilt for not spreading myself thin is getting exhausting. I work 60 hours a week, I do want to see my friends but I don’t want to go and do something, know what I mean? I also just want to be left alone. Why is prioritizing yourself so hard? 😩
ANNOUNCEMENT TIME!
In anticipation of my debut novel coming out in just 5 short weeks, I will be giving away this vampire themed gift basket! 🥰
As it is my first giveaway, it is only open to US residence, sorry to my international followers. 😪
Keep reading below for details-
If you’re into grumpy x sunshine or vampires or mad scientists or boys with dark curly hair that play the guitar and the piano, then dang did I write the perfect book for you!
Sample the first few chapters here ❤️🦇
Can't Wait To Be Dead
When I had my first apartment I wanted egg salad but I realized I had never made hard boiled eggs before. Instead of googling it, I called my grandma, and to this day she says that was her favorite phone call ever.
If you can, always call your grandma ❤️🥰
We did it folks! Over 1000 followers and I just nearly had a heart attack! So grateful and can’t wait to get to know you all! 😊
That’s right
A L L of you!
So, who likes chocolate chip cookies and the Wrong Turn film franchise?
I refuse to make fun of the way anyone dances, because typically when someone is dancing they’re experiencing joy, and I won’t be the sad sorry asshole laughing at someone for being happy! 😤
Just an FYI
If you send me messages about hiding in my closet and watching me undress, I’m going to block you, and you are legally not allowed to be shocked or surprised by that outcome. 🤷🏻♀️
#SorryNotSorry
6 away from 1500 followers 😱 what should I do to celebrate? If I make it to 2000 I’ll post the first 10 Chapter titles of my book and show you the cute sticker packs of my characters 🥰
Also comment and I’ll share/Follow your book!
#WritingCommnunity
#writerslift
Check out my book, it’s hella cute ❤️🦇
There's something seriously strange about Harker Drake and finding out the truth will be the death of me. Classes haven't even started yet, and this school year already bites.
Can't Wait To Be Dead
My mom doesn’t like to lose arguments, and in the middle of a “you millennials have it so easy” debate I said “I’m sorry my mother raised me better than yours. If you wanted me to have a harder life you shoulda gave me one.”
And she stopped
And she laughed
Cuz I’m RIGHT 🙌🏻 😂
I’ve always had a hard time finding pants that fit and deep down I know it’s because I’m meant to be wearing pretty dresses and corsets, curtsying at potential suitors bowing to me as I down my second flute of champagne at the ball 😩
400 followers 😱 oh wow! Hello! Welcome to my weird little world! I hope you all like reading and writing and vampires and book stuff 😅 thank you all for the follow! I can’t wait to be your friend 😊
4K followers! Holy guacamole! Thank you all so much!
Can’t Wait To Be Dead comes out in 22 days!
Get ready for a lot more Polyphia and Vampire content!
Good morning tea drinkers and energy sippers! What is the bet kind of tea for energizing? I feel so down and anxious lately, need a little herdie in my gerdie.
Somehow, as a 30 year old woman, I still find a reason to say “Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!” At least once a week
my brain will forever be engraved with
#TalladegaNights
quotes forever
Good morning!
Last night somethin snatched my cat off the porch n dragged him into the woods. I couldn’t find him, I could only hear him screaming. 😔
Went to sleep devastated, but he’s okay! He’s back. sittin on the porch this morning lookin at me like “where’s breakfast?”
I don’t know where Im getting the audacity to keep buying 3 cucumbers a week when I know damn well from a month of trial and error that I only eat 1 of them and end up throwing 2 rotten ones into the woods outside my house.
Am I subconsciously feeding something out there?
Hello new followers! Thanks for helping me reach my 2000 goal! In honor of such a momentous occasion, figured I’d leak my own nudes before the cloud gets hacked
#feelinfamous
Woke up this morning to see that a bear tore our barn door in half and ripped apart our honey bee hives 😐
It’s so dumb a stereotypical it almost doesn’t feel real 😂
I know being a doctor is probably hella stressful, because you have to worry about people dying on your watch and shit.
But I work retail and I’ve got people telling me they hope I drop dead just because they had to spend 6 more dollars than they would have liked.
So, be kind
I love seeing videos of concerts where the artist stops singing and the crowd keeps singing and the artist just smiles. I know in that moment everyone in that room is so happy.
Good morning ❤️
Good morning all you beautiful people. And an extra special good morning to those struggling with quitting. I would have been cigarette free for a month yesterday, but I smoked 1 on Sunday 🤷🏻♀️ didn’t smoke any yesterday tho!
Back to 1 day no cigarettes ❤️ such is life
There were so many comments I got overwhelmed so, thank you everyone for your congratulations!
Yes, I did get engaged last night! It was at 12:02am so technically not on April Fools day, and it is a real engagement not a prank 😂
Thank you all for your support 🥹❤️🦇