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Twitch Partner (), business: MiltonTPike @gmail .com . World's okayest sit-down entertainer.
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I set out with a goal of getting down to 215lbs before the wedding.
Happy to say I made it!
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hey
@playlostark
!
love Lost Ark
was just reading your Terms of Service,
just had a real quick question about section 5:
WHAT?
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This weekend, I asked Erin the easiest question I've ever had to ask in my life.
She made me the happiest man in the world at that very moment by saying yes.
😍
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hey
@jk_rowling
- I know this is a shot in the dark,
but would you give me permission to read the Harry Potter books on a live broadcast (Twitch) over the next few weeks for parents who have kids that are at home during this Covid-19 situation?
I'll even put on voices and stuff
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Milton
&
@markiplier
.
"IN SPACE".
we're talking all about it, Monday 11 April afternoon (EST)
BE THERE, CAPTAIN.
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The Queue Song, to which I'm sure my fellow GTA RPers can relate, with totally legit vocals and a totally legit keyar solo.
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Real-talk, wanted to take a minute to thank
@Jack_Septic_Eye
for a MIND-BOGGLINGLY huge raid and such an incredible community. I always say that you can tell a lot about a streamer based on their community, and man, what a stellar group of people - & Jack is fucking GREAT on OTV!
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I got a holiday card from
@AnneMunition
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???????????????????????
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@aureylian
I like to think that I'm pretty progressive, or at least I try to be, but I don't know that I'm totally onboard about the "inclusive language" thing here. "Blind" has important contextual definitions. Example in science: a "blind study", or "double-blind study", typically have...
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Sorry for ending the stream early. My fireteam partner from my battalion called me 10 minutes ago to tell me that another one of my friends killed himself today at the base. That's the second one of my army friends in three weeks. We have to break the stigma about getting help.
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Just a couple of thoughts about everything going on recently, particularly the growing number of people saying "not all men" (as in, "not all men are perverts"):
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still a long way to go, but finally starting to feel some changes
done 100% via calorie-counting
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alright.
i'm down to 229.1lbs, which is still shy of my 215lb goal, so Tom takes my $500. happily given, happily earned.
i may not have won the bet, but i continued to learn more about eating and exercise that i can apply to my life moving forward :)
@TomRBoyden
, you win.
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man, aren't timezones fucking weird to think about?
in an hour,
it'll be 2021 for me (who's on the east coast),
it'll be 2020 for my grandma (who's on the west coast),
and yet it's somewhere around 1832 for anti-vaxxers
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THEY ACCEPTED OUR OFFER.
ERIN AND I PUT IN AN OFFER ON OUR DREAM HOME AND THEY JUST ACCEPTED IT.
HOLY. FUCK.
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@aureylian
...nothing to do with "vision" at all. The medical definition of "blind study" is "A study done in such a way that the patients or subjects do not know (are 'blinded' as to) what treatment they are receiving to ensure that the results are not affected by a placebo effect." So,...
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This is the first moment, ever, that Erin and I saw each other.
This picture is from 20 October, 2016.
She was taking pictures for Cadet Day and caught the moment right when we saw each other for the first time.
I still look at her the same way, more than three years later. 😍
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Ontario is great, but I just have to ask -
bagged milk. why?
WHY.
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hey, you, late night lonesome wanderer
everything is going to be okay, okay?
i can't promise it will be tomorrow or next week
but everything will be okay, you're okay
you are doing your best and you've already worked so hard
the sun is going to shine for you, just you wait.
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don't ever settle for less. get yourself a girlfriend or boyfriend who:
-is hot A.F.
-will be at your door any time of day or night when you need
-isn't unreasonably expensive in your life
-is good with your friends
-is covered in cheese
-fuck i'm describing pizza again
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JUST HEARD BACK
MY THESIS HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN APPROVED AND ACCEPTED
3.5 YEARS OF RESEARCHING TURTLE DICKS, AND NOW,
I, MILTONTPIKE1,
AM OFFICIALLY
A MASTER OF SCIENCE
(*CUE MANIACAL SCIENTIST LAUGHTER*)
🚀🚀🚀
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update on "Twitch Reads Harry Potter"
I contacted JK Rowling's publishing agency and charity organization
her charity organization (Lumos) got back to me and said they'd forwarded the message directly to JK Rowling's office
so, fingers crossed 🤞
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Oh my God.
Bethesda forgot to lock-in the domain name for Fallout First.
Some other guy secured it and has turned it into a page just absolutely blasting them and blasting Fallout First.
Ohhh maaan.
Check it out for yourself at
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there are rumors that the main character in GTA6 is going to be a woman and apparently some folks are pretty cranky about it, but let me tell you, after playing a woman as my main character in GTA5 for 4 years, i can't fuckin *wait*. if it's true, it's going to be fuckin AWESOME.
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The wedding band Erin picked for me is SO FUCKING COOL. (yes, ha ha, hand jokes)
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really excited that i finally got to take a picture with famous content creator
@AnneMunition
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once again, for everyone who keeps asking me what's my "plan to retake the Iron Islands", fuck you
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When I was in the infantry, my Sergeant-Major humiliated me in front of my unit for going to counselling after I saw my friend die. He called me a "pussy" and said I was letting my unit down.
I went anyways.
Men: it's okay to have mental health issues and it's okay to get help.
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I don't think I'll ever have a more unexpected final round of
@FallGuysGame
in my fucking life.
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hey friends
today is November 11, which is Remembrance Day in Canada
no stream today
going to spend the day thinking about old times and old friends
see you tomorrow <3
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3.5 years later,
my 35 page thesis has been submitted for review
it's the last step to officially being
a Master of Science
🤞🤞🤞
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@HeatheredEffect
@Twitch
I think breastfeeding is completely normal and non-sexual. I feel similarly about peeing: everyone does it and it is (generally) non-sexual, but you can't do that on-stream either. I don't think Twitch are the bad guys here, we agreed to their terms of service in the first place.
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hey
@playnewworld
,
on behalf of a bunch of people who've had a pretty rough couple of years and have been looking for a game to capture that real nostalgic MMO feel,
thanks
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I was bullied relentlessly and ruthlessly in school. From about grade 6 to grade 12, every day was hell.
If you told me 15 years ago that I'd be spending my days hanging out with people as incredible as this community, I'd NEVER have believed you.
Thank you guys for being you.
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finally, progress :)
Kiki is already practicing her kegels in anticipation
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hey
@hotpockets
i saw you were interested in working with some content creators
and let me tell you
i will eat hotpockets in a mesmerizing, borderline sexual, but still brand- and family-friendly way
please
just.
give me.
hotpockets.
we can make this something beaufiful
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@StefanMolyneux
oh wow this is so fascinating and also seems super super biased, but i am sure that isn't the cas-- ... oh, right.
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challenge: watch this entire clip without physically cringing at it, lemme know if you do
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it's 3:41AM, and i don't know who is still awake, but if it's you,
and if for whatever the reason may be, or maybe it even feels like no reason at all,
you're in a dark place in life
i just want you to know:
things will be okay
you're okay
everything will be okay.
promise.
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hey all just a quick reminder that we are going to be doing a Wedding Stream during the ceremony, TTS will be on max volume for all tips and if we hit our sub goal, i am going to suplex Erin's mom through a folding table
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hey
you don't have to justify your existence, or any part of it, to anyone
not your career,
not your sexual preference,
not your gender identity,
not your successes or failures
don't compare yourself or your journey to anyone else.
you're on the right track.
keep going <3
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if you're reading this, and you're having a bad time right now, i want you to know that i mean this seriously when i say that i'm sorry life is putting you through this, and no matter how much you might blame yourself, it's not your fault. you're okay. things will be okay. okay?
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sorry for ending the Spiderman stream early like that; we were 12 hours into it and i felt great,
but was absolutely *not* expecting to get news like that from the Twitch world.
now it's 2 hours after ending stream, and i can't even sleep.
i just feel fucking sick.
just sick.
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33 years old!
a third of a century
and boy do i fuckin feel like it
birpday stream to celebrate, within the hour :D
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Holy. Shit.
I can't even properly express how much I fucking love NoPixel, the wonderful people I get to play with, the incredible development team, and all of the administration.
Just logged into Kiki and saw this😍
Speechless.
FINAL LAPTOP STREAM:
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It's 1:43AM but I never know when someone might need to hear it.
If it's you, I just want you to take a second - close your eyes, take in a deep breath, let it out, and know:
You're okay. It's okay. Things are going to be okay. Be good to yourself - I promise, you're worth it.
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i'm 31 today
Erin decorated the whole house and had a hand-made sign at the airport saying "Welcome Home, Birthday Betch"
and she made me THREE DIFFERENT cakes - this is one of them!
i was absolutely stunned, and then i saw the FUCKING CANDLES 😡
(birpday stream tomorrow!)
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GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS
GOOD NEWS: ERIN AND I WERE GIVEN FULL PRE-APPROVAL FOR OUR MORTGAGE, YAY
BAD NEWS: we just did a walk-through of what we THOUGHT was our favourite potential new house, and i can't quite put a finger on it, but i think there might be a couple issues with it
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i think there's no shame in admitting: i am feeling pretty fucked up today.
it's the 5-year anniversary of the death of one of my closest friends in the army.
he was barely 20 years old.
thank you to all serving & retired service members.
maybe no stream today, sorry if so :(
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growing up, whenever the phone rang i always thought "oh man, awesome! i wonder who's calling me!"
now i'm 30, and whenever my phone rings, i always think:
WHO
THE
FUCK,
WHY
THE
FUCK,
AND
HOW
DARE
THEY
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our Discord community comes up with the most cursed shit.
I AM NOT HUMAN SHREK 😡
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hello
it is 1:26AM and this thought was planted in my mind and now it won't leave
if a toy from Toy Story actually died, the kids would have no idea
the other toys would have to watch as children played with the lifeless corpse of their friend
k have a good sleep xoxox
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(for anyone who was curious, here was the birthday surprise! Erin had no idea. I spent the night decorating the Living Room to look like a Disney Princess tent, & got a Disney+ account, & today we are going to spend the day drinking wine, eating snacks, & watching Disney movies!)
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I have to say the most heart-felt thank you to
@Jerma985
,
@Kitboga
,
@LudwigAhgren
,
@CrikMaster
, JK Productions, the whole production crew, & EVERYONE involved with the Dollhouse streams - it was the most fun I've ever had in content creation. Humbled just to have the opportunity!
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Hey all. Today is Remembrance Day in Canada so I likely won't be streaming; going to spend the day remembering old friends.
RIP Pvt. Allen, Sgt. White, Cpl. St-James, Sgt. Smith, & all faithful fallen.
Happy memory: we always listened to Taylor Swift when heading into the field
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listen, i'm new to animal crossing
but setting up my town hasn't been as easy as i anticipated
and Tom Nook is a sarcastic fuck
(WARNING: YELLING, but you already knew that)
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i see a lot of my streamer colleagues talking about buying their dream cars and that is so fucking cool and exciting, but i also just got a new fridge, and it has water AND ice, sooo??? who really came out on top here???
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@aureylian
I think it's important to keep in mind that words can have multiple definitions/meanings and we shouldn't always reach for the top shelf in interpreting the most offensive context. The second definition of the word "blind" seems to fit perfectly with the term "blind playthrough".
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@aureylian
...I don't think people are expecting the entire scientific field of study to change their nomenclature, because everyone understands that terminology has nothing to do with vision. Similarly, I think a "blind playthrough" is, in no way, mocking or trivializing visual impairment.
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hey all, battling some mental health demons. no stream today. be good to yourselves <3
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it is 2:19AM and i have an important announcement
if toy dinosaurs are made out of plastic, and plastic is a petroleum product, and petroleum comes from oil, and oil comes from the ancient and compressed corpses of dinosaurs..
toy dinosaurs are made out of real dinosaurs
k bye
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Cancelling the stream for today. Just received another phone call that one of my closest friends from Battalion is unaccounted for- didn't show up to work, hasn't contacted anyone, and he has a history of battling his demons. Heading out with my former fireteam partner to search.
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2 years. Today marks my 2-year Twitch anniversary. Erin and I took this photo just before I started my channel, before I even knew what Twitch was.
I have never been more passionate about what I do for a living. Thank you, all of you, for sharing this incredible journey with me.
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hey,
you,
reading this right now,
i'm sending you love and hoping that you'll finally catch a break this weekend,
you deserve one
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i just thought you should know that on Erin's birthday, her family was giving her life advice
and her grandpa had been silent the whole time
finally, he looked at Erin, looked at me, looked back at Erin, and said "just remember that you're still young enough to start over"
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Erin was looking at me with such a distinct combination of defeat and lack of surprise
I asked her why
and she pointed out our friends' wedding photos we just found:
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Holy shit. The last few weeks of RP have given me some of the hardest laughs and funniest moments in roleplay I've ever had. Today's date with Brad (
@cinnamontoastk
) ended in spectacular fashion; his terrified screaming and violent puking made me laugh SO HARD. (VOLUME WARNING)
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it pains me, physically, to know that there is a certain percentage of people looking at the snowstorm in Texas and using it as an excuse to say shit like "HUH, SO MUCH FOR THAT 'GLOBAL WARMING' STUFF LOL", and actually be serious.
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Wow. Environmental science is scary. My last course, we were talking about "turbidity" (muddy water - bad). Normal turbidity = up to 0.15ug/L. Some rivers/streams in the States are up to 3.0ug/L. I asked my professor which stream is the most toxic and she said "DrLupo's", crazy.
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I don't know who out there might need to hear this, but if you're worried that you don't know exactly where you're going next in life, don't worry - none of us do, just try your best to enjoy the ride.
For example - this was me almost exactly 5 years ago from today (no shit):
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on a completely serious note,
i hope YOU (and i'm talking to YOU PERSONALLY, scrolling through your timeline right now, thinking this is generic and doesn't apply to you)
have a really nice weekend.
may your relax be max, and may nothing harsh your mellow.
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For the first time in almost 17 years, I've cancelled my World of Warcraft subscription.
I've been subscribed to that game for more than half of my entire life. I love it dearly.
I know I can't really influence Blizzard's internal policies, but I can only speak with my wallet.
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I found him. I won't say he is ""okay"", but he is alive, and that is what matters.
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