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Perhaps the best intersectionality I've ever witnessed.
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I’m dyin’ here.
Neighbors are co-op schooling while schools are closed. One neighbor, ex-Marine, is in charge of PE.
He’s got elementary school kids lined up in his back yard doing burpees and air squats while chanting “I don’l know but I believe, Santa comes on Christmas Eve.”
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Now he’s got them marching to the lot line and back chanting “I hate school! I hate school! Studying at home is really cool!”
The kids are totally into this. It’s hilarious. And a joy to watch.
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The kids are having a ball. Much laughing and yelling.
It’s like R. Leigh Ermey is doing daycare.
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@JebraFaushay
Why is that dude wearing a microphone in a restaurant? Looking for trouble, that’s why.
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@LarrySchweikart
HUGE in person turnouts throughout southeastern Wisconsin this morning. Lines stretching for blocks in places. Larger than the turnout to vote against the Walker recall
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@benshapiro
Ever try installing a roof at 70? Doing flatwork masonry? Heat treating?
For many Americans their bodies are worn out well before age 65.
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@JohnLeFevre
I know the owner of a diner in an out-of-the-way rural area. Guy Fieri showed up unannounced and asked to film a segment. His first words were “chef, how can I help you grow your business?”
Like Portnoy Fieri does a lot to help small restaurant owners.
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Displays seen in two different stores in Wisconsin, a state known for drinking a lot of beer:
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@MarioAndretti
It’s time to stop attending F1 races in the US until this decision is reversed.
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@CJFoxLaw
Respectfully, it says a lot about medical insurance, but little about healthcare.
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@ChuckCallesto
It’s amazing how a group of pro [name of country] demonstrators can be summoned on a moments notice, complete with flags and pre-printed signs.
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@latterdaylaura
She’s single. Divorce, probably. Good guess that she got the house (nice kitchen, eh?), their kids, and most of their money. All so she can piss and moan on TikTok about nobody baking her birthday cake.
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@FoxNews
Context: Luke Bryan brought DeSantis on stage during a concert that was being held to raise money for Floridians who lost everything during Hurricane Ian.
That’s why the Governor of Florida was there.
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@midwestern_ope
Not sure about Missouri being Midwest. The Great Plains should be expanded to include the eastern half of Colorado, Wyoming, and Montana.
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@KamVTV
Sounds sort of like Barack Obama doesn’t it? Explains his endorsement of her presidential election campaign.
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@adamhousley
Remember when Trump interrupted his first dinner with Xi at Mara Lago to tell him he had just dropped the MOAB in Afghanistan?
That’s how he rolls.
He’s going to drop a MOAB on Biden right before the debate next week.
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Watching Bill DiBlasio on
#Hannity
. DiBlasio is an obnoxious loudmouth jerk. How he ever climbed to 0% in the polls is a mystery.
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@karenmitchell__
They populate investment banking, merger and acquisition firms, and hedge fund operations.
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@WhitlockJason
Jesus also told sinners to go forth and sin no more; something missing from emo commercials.
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@midwestern_ope
Also known as ‘funeral potatoes’ and ‘wedding potatoes’ and ‘first holy communion potatoes’ thereby demonstrating the remarkable flexibility of Midwest cuisine.
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@TheBabylonBee
A person can go to a skateboard show and BUY a skateboard without any sort of background check you know.
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@AshleyGWinter
I’m not an MD, PA, or RN. But I was a bartender in college, so I suggest a nice sloe gin fizz. But stay asway form the chardonnay and really, all other wine products until this clears up.
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@benpershing
Translation: “Senior intelligence officials were deeply concerned that Trump would uncover their ongoing lies and render the officials subject to prosecution.”
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@P_McCulloughMD
@DrAseemMalhotra
@EpochTimes
I began having severe migraine headaches after Pfizer Shot
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. Never had them before in my life.
Brain imaging showed no abnormalities. Neurologist prescribed an anti-seizure Rx, but the list of side effects made me not take it.
I now have several episodes monthly.
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Have you noticed that reporters always ask Ivanka Trump how her father treats women, but they never ask Chelsea Clinton the same question?
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@SethDillon
A first class airline seat will not visit you when you are in assisted living. Nor will it hold your hand while you are in hospice care.
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@iowahawkblog
Rather than all Americans wearing a mask for thirty days, shouldn’t we all just wear thirty masks for one day to achieve the same outcome?
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@markknoller
Aw Mark, so sorry you feel hurt.
Hey, what flavor ice cream did Barack Obama eat when he released his college transcripts?
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@jacob_luetzow
I do feel sorry for the distributors and wholesalers who have a lot of $$ tied up in inventory, but the brewing company, not so much.
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@johncardillo
Bringing 3% of the popular vote with him is a BIG DEAL. Reward him with a cabinet position from which he can do no harm to the Trump administration.
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@ChrisMartzWX
May I add a question?
11. Please explain how the atmosphere can be contained with the boundaries of the United States. Demonstrate that the air from other nations will not impair America’s efforts to reduce carbon dioxide in our country.
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@robbystarbuck
I have a John Deere related story.
A friend of mine along with others in his family own a huge commercial road construction and paving company. Billion dollar huge. They own a LOT of trucks, graders, pavers, and other equipment including a few pieces of Deere equipment used for
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@libsoftiktok
I feel sorry for women. It seems like every good thing they have is being taken away from them, either by other women or by men pretending to be women.
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@mitchellvii
And, hey, let's totally ignore the UraniumOne deal that HRC and friends made with Russia. Because Democrat.
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@midwestern_ope
Weight Watchers - Lisbon, North Dakota branch. This is the ‘after’photo.
Now don’t you be mean - these guys will pull over and pull your Land Rover out of the ditch any time they see you and never ever accept anything other than a ‘thanks.’
Related, this photo proves that
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@sfmcguire79
Interestingly, the most successful part of UMich is it football team, a merit-based organization in which very hard work is rewarded above all other things.
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@chicagosmayor
@realDonaldTrump
You are mayor of one of the most criminal, corrupt cities in America.
Sit this one out, ma'am.
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@cher
Nice to hear that you've become pro-wall.
When will tix for the "Help the Homeless" concert you and others are organizing go on sale? Anytime soon?
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@mirandadevine
So you’re saying the 15 intel experst who signed a letter saying the laptop is Russian disinformation are either (1) bald faced liars, or (2) Democrat operativew working to overthrow an election, or (3) all of the above?
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Tonight during an award show held in Black History Month, white liberals will tell a black woman what she can't wear or think.
#JoyVilla
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@eskimohut2012
I wouldn’t post a video of my neighbors’ kids. They’re kids, and their privacy is important.
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@realchrisrufo
These are not the actions of an organization that believes it has done nothing wrong.
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@midwestern_ope
The UP is Michigan’s Northern Ireland. Just as green, just as drunk. Better pastys though.
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@DeanBuffalodean
@realDonaldTrump
Planning on connecting the driveway with the garage after the campaign season ends?
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@mdamelincourt
@DCPoliceDept
Trump hotel does a decent thing and people on twitter lose their minds with anger.
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@kdollsweety
Please go to a gun shop/shooting range and ask a knowledgeable professional your questions.
The correct answer(s) will depend on the size of your hands, your arm strenght, whether or not you intend to concealed carry, what type of home you live in, and more.
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@samosaur
How much radar jamming equipment and technology was left behind when Biden did the ultra-fast troop pullout from Afghanistan?
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@BehizyTweets
Two possibilities: (1) Officials didn’t get paid off, or (2) Officials got paid off.
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@tomselliott
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@andrewcuomo
And Cuomo has a mostly empty Navy hospital ship and the entirely empty Javits Center both of which were equipped to treat COVID patients.
He sent COVID patients into nursing homes not equipped to treat them.
So nw this coward blames the feds for his own decision.
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@jeff_gluck
Logano did his burnout right were Dillon’s wife was carrying thier infant. It’s okay to be angry with another driver but using a race car in that manner near the other guy’s wife and child should be severly punished.
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@IfiguredIdtry
It would be wrong and inappropriate to post videos of my neighbor’s children.
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@midwestern_ope
Get the lawn chairs, Mildred. We’ll sit on the patio this afternoon and watch. If it rains too hard we’ll move into the garage with the door open and maybe have supper while it’s hailing. That way we’ll be near the beer fridge and maybe your brother and his wife will stop in.
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@SSBullivant
@WordOnFire
The hard work of saving souls is not limited to the souls of those people you find attractive or appealing.
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@sethjlevy
Wisconsin Governor Evers will be making an announcement at 6:15 CST this evening. It’s believed he’s going to announce a 5 month total lockdown.
Right before the recount.
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@MonsieurAmerica
Any questions now about how the NYC mafia was brought down?
I didn’t think so.
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@ylecun
It’s always the wealthy guys in tech who think others should work for free, innit?
Rich kids who like playing commie with other peoples’ lives.
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