Ian Mc
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Used to be funny, now I’m just fat! 60% knowledge, 43% bullshit. It's good to talk. YNWA
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Saw a little Jack Russell get ran over last night on County Road. I nearly got bonneted trying to stop it from getting hit again. Wrapped it in my coat and rushed her to the 24hr PDSA. Got a phone call this morning saying she was going to be ok. Such a relief. X
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Just held a door open for two women and one of them said "you're ok, we're capable of opening our own doors".
Now I was brought up to have manners and show respect, but some women these days really do make it difficult. For the record, I also hold doors open for men.
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Liverpool have lost 2 games since March. One of which was a result of a red card.If you want Klopp out then you definitely eat crayons.
#lfc
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Gary Neville is only ever one result from completely changing his stance on how good or bad United are. He's a tool.
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Klopp idolises him, Pep would absolutely love him in his side, & the 15 times European champions will do everything in their power to sign him over the next 12 months. If you think Trent is anything less than a world class RB, then you are easily led & don't understand football.
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Jordan Henderson has been using his time getting all the Premier Leagues captains & their teammates to come together and donate millions towards the effects of the coronavirus. Harry Kane has used his time by trying to get the league voided. Guess which one is England captain?
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That moment in the game when our fans thought "fuck this, the lads need our help" and nearly took the roof off was one of the proudest moments I've ever had as a Liverpool fan. Liverpool football club is different. It's ok to be jealous of that. I would be as well!
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Trent Alexander Arnold is the youngest player in history to have played in 3 Champions League finals. And yet he's getting called mediocre, and below average by people on here who wouldn't get a game for their local boozer. There's tribalism and then there's pure stupidity!
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Milner is the best free transfer in the history of the Prem. I will fight anyone who thinks differently.
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Villa fans singing “sign on” is beyond parody. I’ve lived in Birmingham, and trust me, it’s an absolute shit hole.
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So apparently theres accounts on here that are mocking how often I tweet about my daughter. Its simple really, if you don't like it, block me. Job done. 16 months I went through family court to get my kid back, so you bet your life I'm gonna go overboard talking about her. 💖
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Liverpool football club is almost 130 years old, and in Mo Salah, I think for the first time in our illustrious history, we can genuinely claim, even if only for a short spell, to have the best footballer on the entire planet. What a player.
#Salah
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As a person, as a coach, as an ambassador for the club, Klopp is the best man on this planet to run Liverpool football club. Enjoy it whilst it lasts folks because we will never see the likes of Jurgen Klopp again.
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Fucking right I'm supporting United tonight, and any Liverpool fan that says otherwise is an idiot.
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If Liverpool owned Thiago and were getting linked with signing Gini Wijnaldum, the same fans crying for us to sign Thiago now would be crying for us to sign Wijnaldum. Transfers are more important to the Fifa generation than results. They don't understand football.
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Liverpool's actual fanbase is the best in the world. Liverpool's Twitter fanbase is easily the worst. One represents real life. The other does not.
#LFC
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I've waited 29 years for Liverpool to win the league. No way I'm going to sit on my hands & watch politely until it's in the bag. I'm going to sing, shout and drop my kecks at every opportunity. Will we win it? I hope so. Will I enjoy the ride regardless? Too fucking right I will
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I hope Liverpool score a controversial injury time winner in every single game till the end of the season. Embrace the hatred coming our way. Let it fuel every song and celebration we get to participate in.
They hate us cause they ain't us!
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City schooling Madrid at their own ground but the Premier league is poor standard apparently because Liverpool are pissing the league.
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Just started playing Red Dead Redemption 2. It is very impressive.
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I absolutely loved Alisson taking the piss out of Pickford before. There is not a single player in our squad who doesn’t come across as proper sound. That’s no coincidence that.
#Klopp
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At what point does Mo Salah enter the discussion as one of Liverpool's best ever players? He has to be top 5 by now surely?
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Football is not just about trophies, it's about creating memories as well. Liverpool beating United 7-0 will still be getting talked about in 50 years.
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What an arrogant, dangerous prick this woman is.
Chelsea manager Emma Hayes has spoken for the first time since the Conti Cup incident with Arsenal boss Jonas Eidevall 👀
#BBCFootball
#WSL
#cfc
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Arne Slot has been in the job 2 days now, and we haven't had any sort of interview or media from the club. I'm really surprised by that.
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If Liverpool sign Wataru Endō there'll be 2 camps. The fans that love a grafter and the fans that write him off immediately because he's not any good on FIFA.
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If you're a supposed Liverpool fan and you aren't as happy as a pig in shit at the moment, then I genuinely feel for you. We are champions of everything. It will never get any better than this. If you can't be happy now, then you incapable of enjoying football.
#LFC
#Champions
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It'll be sad day when Alisson leaves. He's comfortably the best keeper I've ever seen play for Liverpool. Truly world class.
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The world's best defender is now going to lose upto a year of his career because of the deliberate actions of a much lesser player. No matter who you support that shit stinks.
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The amount of people turning on Klopp makes me sick you know. There's a massive difference between supporting a team, and choosing to follow one because they're successful. The ones that turn the quickest always show which side of that discussion they fall on.
#YNWA
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That's why it's called acting you fucking tool. We'd be waiting a long time for the next Superman movie if only people that fly could play the role.
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Jurgen Klopp has given our football club some of the best nights in its history. He's also just provided us with our record ever points total and our 6th European cup. If that still hasn't earned your complete & utter trust, then you know absolutely fuck all about football
#LFC
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5 wins from 5 is good but I can't help but think if we'd signed some more players in the summer we'd have more points.
#lfc
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People going for Klopp for announcing he was leaving when he did. Firstly, he only done that because he knew the news would be leaked. And secondly, he was treating the players and the fanbase the way he always has, with total respect and loyalty. Some of you never deserved him!
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FSG hired the best coach on the planet to implement their moneyball philosophy. Klopp has exceeded any expectations even they could've had for him. Klopp has hidden their deficiencies with his brilliance. This summer it's time to back their manager unequivocally. He has earned it
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So Harry Maguire was arrested last night. Early reports are saying that he fell over in Greece and headbutted Cyprus.
More to follow.
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If West Ham go 2 up I’m gonna skip round my estate bollocko until I get arrested.
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Come on even rival fans have to look at this and think "fuck me, thats boss".
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If u wait till May to sing about Liverpool winning the league, then you're missing out on 5 months of absolute joy.If we don't finish top it won't be because fans got carried away & had a ball. It'll be because the team came up short.The more we sing, the better we play.Enjoy it!
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If you're one of the cars, vans or lorry's that was beeping me whilst I was picking her up, I hope you get Christmas Aids, you heartless, selfish dickheads.
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Martin Tyler is one more Mo goal away from screaming "FUCK OFF SALAH YOU EGYPTIAN TWAT!" , live on Sky sports.
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Running down the tunnel without shaking hands with Klopp tells you all you need to know about Simeone. Klopp laughing and waving at him as he ran away, tells you all you need to know about our manager. 😂❤
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If Liverpool don't sign Thiago we are finished. I can't see us winning the league next season by more than 15 points without him. Finished.
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Milner losing his shit at Virgil was the best thing that happened last night. Not one other player in that squad would have the balls to do that to Van Dijk. Even the best centre back on the planet needs a kick up the arse from time to time.
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Football twitter is nothing like real life. You won't find anyone in and around Liverpool that doesn't absolutely adore Jurgen Klopp. You'll Never Walk Alone, actually still means something to me. It's not just a hashtag to put in your bio for clout.
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Firmino to score in front of the Kop and 50 thousand people to start crying.
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Liverpool will draw tonight. Then Leicester will draw against Spurs. And we'll put 6 past Palace. Because nothing is ever simple when you're a Liverpool fan.
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I can't get my head around how a team that is 34 points behind the league champions are getting more positive press than the actual winners of the Prem. They've had 18 penalties and have just played 4 of the worst sides the league has to offer. THIRTY FOUR POINTS!!!
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Guardiola "I love the Champions League, but do that (the treble) is more difficult than winning the Champions League"
Oxford Utd
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Klopp : "Sit down Pep, you're drunk"
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Liverpool have dropped 2 points out of a possible 102.
I don't care who you support, or how much you dislike The Reds. That level of performance is unparalleled. No team in the history of our beautiful game has ever maintained that level of excellence.
Jurgens 'Phenomenals'
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After training together for 2 weeks, there won't be a single player in that England squad who has looked at Trent and Trippier and thought, "I'd start Trippier over Alexander Arnold." Not one. And I include Kieran Trippier in that. Southgate is a joke and I hope they get twatted!
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Proud Dad alert 🚨🚨🚨🚨
After 4 tests and 1 face to face interview my incredible daughter has grabbed a full academic scholarship to the school of her choice. With 219 applicants and only 3 scholarships available, to say shes smashed it is an understatement. I could cry. ❤❤❤
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90 million pounds. NINETY FUCKING MILLION.
Fabinho must be worth Portugal.
West Ham will sell Declan Rice this summer if they receive a bid worth £90m or more, according to a report
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So ladies and gentleman, as of today I am officially DIVORCED. No need to slag off my ex or wish my past had been any different. I have my beautiful daughter because of her, and for that I'll always be grateful. I'm just glad that she's now somebody elses problem. 🍻🍰🍾🎶❤
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Genuine question, after all the shit that's coming our way from rival fans, how can any Liverpool supporter actually support England? How can you cheer alongside fans that call us victims or murderers? Or mock Hillsborough and call us bin dippers? Where is your pride?
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Noel Gallagher's evolution into one of the countries biggest twats is now complete. His big exclusive coming out in that rag has put pay to that. Being a Tory is bad enough. But being a sellout who has completely forgotten his roots? Well that is something much, much worse.
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I've just lost 12 followers for talking about depression. Don't worry folks, it's not fucking contagious. 😂
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If you want a reminder of just what Jurgen Klopp has done for Liverpool. We're currently devastated that we've only taken a point from Old Trafford. Some of the fair-weather dickheads on here, and there's a lot, would do well to remember that.
#YNWA
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Klopp is a very intelligent man. He knows full well the game will never be replayed. He's using this to drive home his point that every action should have a consequence. These officials can't just get away with this level of ineptitude and confirmation bias anymore.
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You can say what you like about Taylor Swift or her music, but the amount of young girls I saw last night with the biggest smiles you can imagine was amazing. The world is full of hatred and misery. So it's lovely to see someone having such a positive effect on people.
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There's a few LFC accounts on here that don't deserve to be celebrating today. All season they've slagged off our players, made videos, tweeted the owners & called genuine supporters 'Superfans'. Yet they're celebrating today like they're part of something. Glory hunting pricks.
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If he's still not convinced after talking to Klopp, then he's not the right player for us.
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To all the Liverpool "supporters" that slag off players, slag of team selections, slag off FSG, slag off potential new signings, or use the term "top reds" as an insult. Our victories aren't for you, they're for the rest of us.
COME ON THE REDMEN!!!
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Every zombie film I've watched in the last 15 years starts off because of some virus. And not in one single film did anyone survive because they had 86 rolls of bog roll in their garage.
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Hundreds of students in town acting like twats last night. Not Scousers, STUDENTS!
Shut the fucking universities, not the local businesses.
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Want to know if someone knows anything about football? Ask them what they think about Jordan Henderson.
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Liverpool are currently working on a potential new signing. I can not confirm or deny any names. But rest assured the next signing Liverpool make will be the exact player I am talking about.
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Today is the 1 year anniversary of me finally getting custody of my daughter back. Without doubt it was the hardest process that I've ever gone through,& at times I literally wanted to die. To all the loving Dads out there still fighting to see their children, u fucking got this!
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City haven't dropped a point in the league in 3 months. Yet they're only one goalkeeping masterclass or a scrappy own goal away from finishing second in the league. Thats how amazing this Liverpool side is. Try to remember that before complaining.
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Liverpool will never, ever be as good as this again. If you aren't walking round in a permanent state of arousal and completely loving all things LFC related, then you may as well go stick your head in an oven right now. I love being a 'Top Red' me laa!
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The year is 2086 and James Milner has just beaten Trent Alexander-Arnolds grandson at the bleep test in Liverpools pre-season training camp on Mars.
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Let's be honest International football is dead any way. But to have international friendlies all around the world whilst Covid is still large and in charge is a fucking travesty. Not a single player should be released for international duty.
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People who keep comparing Coutinho returning to Liverpool to your partner cheating on you and then wanting to come home, have never been through that experience. Betrayal by a loved one is life changing. A footballer leaving/returning means absolutely fuck all in the real world.
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My daughter asked me yesterday could she replace all her Little Mix pictures in her room with Liverpool ones. It's taken me 11 years but I think I've finally got her.
Thank you Jurgen Klopp.
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Was in the Liverpool shop then and some little blue nose ran in & shouted "come on the Spurs", before running out and slipping down about 12 steps in the pissing down rain.
The last time I saw 50 people almost piss themselves at the same time was in the queue for the Mecca bingo
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Jordan Henderson is a leader of men. You can see why Klopp loves him, he's a man in his own image.
Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson has contacted other club captains to create a Premier League coronavirus crisis fund that will collect 'millions of pounds,' reports
@TheTimes
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So the self employed grant won't be available till the beginning of June at the earliest? So what the fuck do people eat during April and May?
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Was just holding my daughters hand then whilst driving down the motorway. She was singing whilst wearing my massive sunglasses, as the dog was snoring on her knee. And a huge sense of happiness just washed over me. I may not have any money, but I'm rich in so many other ways. 💖
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Leicester fans last night were waving money at the Liverpool fans and singing about poverty and foodbanks. Then came the Hillsborough and murderer shouts. You should be fucking ashamed of yourselves Leicester. ASHAMED!
#LEILIV
#LeicesterCity
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No you fucking don’t!
@LFC
I speak for every Liverpool fan when I say Hendo shouldn't start vs Man City Tomorrow
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2 years ago today my world fall apart. My mental health had deteriorated so badly that I genuinely believed my suicide would benefit those around me.I have never been more wrong about anything in my life.I got lucky & was given another chance.Things do get better💓
#mentalhealth
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If you're having a bad day, just remember Liverpool signed Joe Gomez, Xerdan Shaqiri and Andrew Robertson for the same amount of money as Everton paid for Dutch sensation Davy Klassen.
#LFC
#MoneyWellSpent
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Absolute scenes when Liverpool, who've had the plague all season, still finish second.
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I haven’t been this worried about a semi since I watched Brokeback Mountain!
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Have Liverpool ever had a more likable player than Bobby Firmino?
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Get on board with the lads and klopp or get the fuck off my timeline you gang of disloyal slags.
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The amount of Liverpool fans who hate Owen but still love Suarez, Mascherano or Coutinho is mindbendingly ironic.
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Imagine being Radja Nainggolan this morning. The best midfielder in a side that's just almost reached the Champions League final, and to wake up and see that you're not in the World Cup squad and Nacer Chadli is. Top managers manage club sides. International football is for crabs
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There's a special place in my heart for how much I hate Chelsea and their racist, Tory fanbase.
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Valencia are on the verge of bankruptcy. Their owner is Peter Lim, remember him? He tried to buy Liverpool. Be thankful for FSG.
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I don't care if you're Jurgen Klopp, John Doe or Basil fucking Brush. You try telling your wife that the family holiday that you're going on in a few weeks needs to be cancelled because of work. No amount of money in the world is worth that amount of grief.
Family >>>>>>>> work
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