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Bathrooms should not be segregated by gender but by what you do in there. One for pissing, one for shitting, one for drugs, and one for gay sex
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shit on the floor. does he let you shit on the floor? you should shit on the floor
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@JennyENicholson
John Deere. I would make the tractors raunchy but not too much. Just barely over the line for how sexual a tractor should be
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@JennyENicholson
You're saying we should respect both and I think we should only respect stuffed animals
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matt do you think she's allowed to buy her grandma a house out of campaign funds? where is her money coming from in your imagination
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@borgposting
both restaurants and cooking at home are evil. meals should only be prepared in a reality tv cooking contest environment
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@hecubian_devil
a large minority if not a slight majority of Americans believe that their lives are significantly impacted by evil magic
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@cisgenderhaver
he will not eat his bros pussy even if he has beer. this is anti-dudes prejudice
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@jeezcakefactory
@latkedelrey
@___I_am_Woman__
yeah there's always a way to get past any lock, but if that way is loud or time-consuming it's a good lock
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@daintysloth
You know just a ceremony where we declare our love and dedication to each other not like a marriage or whatever
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@shaun_vids
If there's one thing you learn in biology, it's that reduced genetic diversity leads to good outcomes
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@DoctorPenisBoob
he was catapulted into a mountain of pussy just by going viral as a cringey but kind-hearted pervert, but he had to go and get greedy. flew too close to the sun. he's gonna be selling crypto in two months
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@tombomp
I went to high school here. It's not as much canal as this makes it look, but it is an absurd amount of canals. We would jump in them for fun but we're discouraged to because it's really gross in there
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@makjako
They can only kill you by burying you and you're faster than a rat. I love rats and they're very powerful but there's no number of rats that's actually going to beat you in a fight
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@groovemasterb
@saintknives
No you don't understand it was a romantic friendship that's a 19th century thing that was definitely not gay it was just bros being bros writing each other love letters heterosexually
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@morpyboi2
@VulpesOkamis
@strangeauthor
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@posadist_trapgd
if he wins I'm gonna steal his tires and if he loses I'm gonna steal his teeth
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@FlamingButtWind
I just want a handheld computer that works like all my other fucking computers
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@RhiannonOrizaga
@BogieStrkr
@MikeBloomberg
I feel ya but it's democracy it's not a sports game. It actually matters who gets to go to the democracy
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@ollyrobot
it's a liminal space where everything is possible. you will see some shit at 4am. they serve cheap breakfast food and it looks like the 1950s
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@jordanbpeterson
did you ever read anything. no pressure it's not gonna help with your thing but like you totally could
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@Whatapityonyou
I can't tell what combination of PR distraction and pure hubris this shit is
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@gothpussy69
@MommyBigDick
he's trans shitposting at a competitive level and he doesn't even know what that is
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@baumard_nicolas
it's not like you just innocently decided to make a racism machine without understanding the consequences
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@davidcrosss
@jestom
hey David that's what learning is. hey, hey David. David. did you know that's what learning is?
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@ashmcmd
there's a gay sex bathroom babe you don't need to make out with me in the closet anymore
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@notquitegonzo
@VPS_Reports
@TinaDesireeBerg
@directedbyrocky
Yeah it was a whole thing people were repeating
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@ActNormalOrElse
she would be an ally to trans people in a way that was racist against southeast asians specifically
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@_beccaiscute
@LustVain
I made chicken nuggets in the oven once and let me tell you how rough it is for chefs out here
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@jkass99
sorry that you want to erase the global history of guys being dudes and having a good time
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@MQSullivan
didnt Jesus say some things about religious performance just throwing that out there. just uhh very clear ethical guidance from Jesus on this one
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@princessxxlis
@_hoesluvsosa
ask him about something stupid and see if he keeps talking to you. you're allowed to do this
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@lilgrapefruits
Fuck I need to see that. Instead of gay sex they would just have a charlie bathroom for charlie things
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@sadydoyle
Once my dad killed my mom and I spent an entire adult life learning how to talk about violence. Like I get that it's your job, but using this abuse rhetoric to frame a politician who raises his voice sometimes as a proxy for male violence in general is actually, directly harmful
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@RaxKingIsDead
No only the worst people actually get to pick. I've lived in both states and I can't stress enough that swing voters are fucking strange people
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@ArmchairHist
@LunaOi_VN
They literally said they were glad we did war crimes to them and you're like "well you call people mean names so, who can blame them"
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@harlotposting
@franken_h00ker
hottest girl job is furniture restorer hottest boy job is furniture restorer
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@KDNX_Wyatt
@ambienvalent
If you actually give a shit about harmful language you need to learn the rules for teaching people not to use it. The first rule is that you have to be nice to people who don't speak English natively.
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@Chinchillazllla
it's a satire account but a bad one. dedicated but not any good
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@rebekahentralgo
going up to the wedding planner like "every design element must carefully remind our families not to hit each other"
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@RobertFears1
@jmculling
@kerpen
there's laws against that so nobody does a coup. ask yourself why we spent the infrastructure money on dust collectors for 50 years
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@AOC
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@ryangrim
Voting to crush a strike with no humane concessions attached is just voting to crush a strike. Nobody cares how you wanna justify it, nobody is letting it go
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