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Sports, nerdy shit, & human rights ⚾️ Pirates/Blue Jays 🏒 Penguins/PWHL NY 🏀Liberty ⚽️ Riveters/Gotham✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 𖤐🌱🍉 she/her

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Marla ⚖️🍉
7 months
More than 200 athletes so far have signed this letter demanding a ceasefire for Gaza. It includes athletes from AU Pro Softball, the NFL, WNBA, UFC, and more. If you’re a current or former pro or collegiate athlete, I implore you to add your name.
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Get in loser, we’re freeing Palestine
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Сeasefire Tracker
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✅ | Rachel McAdams has called for a #CeasefireNOW .
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Don’t say a single fucking word to me about not being able to forgive student debt ever again.
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Globe Eye News
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The US-built pier in Gaza has collapsed into the sea. It cost $320 million.
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It’s the same picture
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The Pirates game can’t continue. Because woke.
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“I hope this email finds you well” How this email finds me:
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@mccrystal_alex
Philly Sports Sufferer
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Bryce is losing it
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@XiranJayZhao Ghost of Louis XVI came to him in the night and said, “Bestie, listen to the people. Trust me.”
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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How it started How it’s going
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Marlins: “We’ve never lost a playoff series” Braves’ starting rotation:
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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Sir, Dansby has unfollowed the Braves on Instagram
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It's the same picture.
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Everyone from every other state: “Oh wow you live near Scranton WOW I love The Office that must be SO COOL!” Literally everyone from PA other than Scrantonians: “Fuck Scranton.”
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Just don’t.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
Nationals win and eliminate Phillies
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@LoveCodeTrade Now you’re on to something!
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4 years
BREAKING: Braves have been told by Cobb County officials that they must apply for a farm zoning permit, as they have now acquired a Lamb in addition to a GOAT
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I’ve not seen one person bitching about Matt Olson so I must be following the right people.
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When Tim McGraw said “I ain't seen the Braves play a game all year” I fuckin felt that man
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Damn what a shame I always thought he wanted to be good
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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It’s 2022 and the Atlanta Braves are the World Series Champions.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
@CultureCrave @EW Society if Tony Stark fanboys went to therapy
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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"So yeah it was really shitty of him to swing on a 3-0 cuz they were already winning by so much and it's just not the way it's done so then of course his manager had to call him out for it and like why WOULD he have a problem with them throwing behind him like that's just how t-"
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Baseball, man ❤️
@AnthonyDiComo
Anthony DiComo
3 years
A warm moment tonight in Atlanta as Kevin Pillar and Jacob Webb tipped their caps to one another before facing off in an at-bat. It was their first meeting since Webb hit Pillar in the face with a fastball back in May, fracturing multiple bones.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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@jgold190 Oh okay lemme text Abu Obaida real quick. … He said “end the occupation.”
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Misery loves company
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Marla ⚖️🍉
4 years
Happy Halloween 👻 🎃
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
GOD JUST LOOK AT HIM RUINING BASEBALL WITH HIS HAPPINESS
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Fourteen (14) seconds of @ronaldacunajr24 dancing.
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So much talk about Bryant, Arenado, and Donaldson. I haven’t been this stressed out about third base since high school.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
Urena hits a batter. It’s an Astro.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
This is a sex tape
@PitchingNinja
Rob Friedman
5 years
7 Max Fried Swinging Strike Curveballs from Yesterday.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
I regret to inform everyone that I’m unable to sit and watch a Braves game with a beer this season.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
Uh what about the one that turned the doorknob?
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Marla ⚖️🍉
6 months
No more tax dollars for war. No more innocent lives lost. No votes for Genocide Joe. #Uncommitted
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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Wild that the Braves were the last team ever in history to win a World Series title.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Just canceled my @MLBTV subscription that was due to renew next week. Hit ‘em where it hurts y’all. 💸💸💸
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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@AvA4Bleue Take your Blue MAGA ass somewhere else
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Marla ⚖️🍉
4 years
Boys: wOmEn oNLy waTCh sPorTs bEcAusE tHe gUyS aRe HoT Kings: “Btw, here are the hottest guys in baseball.”
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
@DrJenGunter @Paula_White Pissed my OB didn’t tell me I had the option to go with “satanic” for my pregnancies tbh
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Summoning circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 A billionaire 🕯 buys 🕯 the Braves 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Let Max still bat and use the DH for whoever sucks that week.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Guys. I fucking miss baseball.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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@Chondrichthyes1 Good thing that isn’t the only money we’re sending to fund genocide, then.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Happy End of Lockout to everyone, but especially to fans of the World Champion Atlanta Braves. #ForTheA
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Marla ⚖️🍉
1 year
Oh hey Roger Goodell is there
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
Just putting it out there that Kelsey Wingert is a 10 through and through and if you think otherwise you’re a dingus.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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@Mediaite A mother. He’s looking for a mother.
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This man’s windup is a whole ass 12-step program
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
If the Braves actually win the World Series I certainly will never financially recover from buying all the swag
*MLB fans trying to figure out if the 107 win Giants, 106 win Dodgers, the 95 win Brewers, or maybe even the red hot Cardinals would win the NL* The Braves:
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
TL sleep? I got accepted to law school today. Gonna go to bed and hope when I wake up it doesn't turn out to be a dream. Shoot for the stars, kids ❤️
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5 years
BREAKING: @MLB has announced that starting next year, baseball will no longer have an offseason due to the fact that “shit gets too fucking nuts when we don’t have games to watch” per a source close to Rob Manfred.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Snit lookin like he’s in the best shape of his life 🔥
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Justin Felder
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Brian Snitker: “I texted with Freddie the other day. Still … just waiting.”
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Crazy how terrible Philly red looks on Camargo.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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If you’re here buy an e-sim (see @Mirna_elhelbawi ) or donate to @CareForGaza They’re the ones getting communications capabilities and real aid to Palestinians in Gaza.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
4 years
There is no “but” after “I support women in sports.”
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
If they don’t resign Donaldson we take to the streets with our umbrellas. I’m talking jumping outta windows like Mary fucking Poppins y’all.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Draw me like one of your French outfielders
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
How many signatures on change dot org to make Manfred fight Max Scherzer in a Hell in a Cell match?
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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And what if I quit my job and opened up a women’s sports bar/cat café? What then?
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Best looking team in baseball by a MILLION miles
@BallySportsSO
Bally Sports South
3 years
Richard Rodríguez gets a shutdown frame in his @Braves debut.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
RIP to the MLB account. Sorry for your loss.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Good morning to the best two Ronalds only
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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If you or a loved one has been exposed to Will Smith Closing a Game you may be entitled to financial compensation
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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@Variety The funeral director rn
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
So the Padres just aren't wearing shirts today? Thought this was a family-friendly sport. Disgusting.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Protect this man at all fucking cost
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
I heard that in addition to being vegan, Donaldson has been working on cutting out sugar. Apparently Dr. Pepper is his weakness & he drinks them all the time. Braves always had large bottles on hand & it wasn't good for him. That's why he chose the team with the mini sodas.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
2 years
Good morning to fans of the first place Blue Jays and fans of the first place Blue Jays only #NextLevel
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 months
DOUBLE WOKE
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
What is Biden’s plan to make Bohm touch home plate
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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The bio: Husband. Father. God first! The replies: Fuck you, whore!
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Marla ⚖️🍉
4 years
Rob Manfred deciding literally anything about baseball
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Marla ⚖️🍉
4 years
I don’t wanna hear one of you motherfuckers who voted for him whining about no “this isn’t what I voted for!” Yes the fuck it was.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
4 years
Who wins the series? Like, RT, and QT for Braves, reply for Dodgers.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand they've been eliminated from the postseason
@MLB
MLB
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Mets are BACK. #SpringTraining
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I’m sorry
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4 years
It do be like that
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
deGrom would carve Babe Ruth up like a fucking turkey on Thanksgiving
@KevinGohD
KevinGohD
3 years
If Babe Ruth faced Jacob Degrom... Would Ruth go deep or would degrom give him the heave ho on 3 pitches
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
Me clinging desperately to Ron Washington with all these coaching vacancies
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Why is everyone freaking out about World Series prices? Just dress up in a maintenance uniform with a fake mustache and sneak into the service elevator. Amateurs.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
@DrJenGunter Dammit I JUST booked the venue for my tampon party.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
2 years
This man is a national treasure
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
Meanwhile I hear his brother Nearby Alonso has not yet signed
@Ken_Rosenthal
Ken Rosenthal
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Free-agent 1B Yonder Alonso has signed a minor-league deal with the #Braves , source tells The Athletic.
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@ajplus @DNC needs to announce the replacement candidate immediately cuz Arabs and Muslims aren’t the only ones who are never voting for him again.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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@JDHanni @yankeesmobb Lol and who told you that? The government? You trust them? Whatever man, be a sheep if ya want.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Managing to not get swept by the third worst team in baseball >>>>>>
@Braves
Atlanta Braves
3 years
Braves WIN! Final: #Braves 14, Pirates 3. #ForTheA
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Never thought I’d say this. But. Shoutout to Will Smith holy shit
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
Nobody tell Greg Abbott, but Soler Power has come to Texas.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
4 years
PSA: if you’ve been annoyed at my tweets the past few days in support of black people, you’re probably going to be even more annoyed in 2 days when pride month starts & I’m just as loud about my support for the LGBTQ+ community. So either unfollow or stay & learn some new things.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
A friendly reminder that it IS possible that both Ozuna and his wife should be in jail. Like if she abused him too that doesn’t mean he’s innocent you absolute pudding pops
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Marla ⚖️🍉
3 years
The Atlanta Braves versus the Toronto Blue Jays, 2021, colorized.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
4 years
Spot the differences
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@SBNation
SB Nation
4 years
Manny Machado didn't appreciate Brusdar Graterol throwing his glove after the Cody catch. Graterol waved and blew him a kiss 😂
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Marla ⚖️🍉
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It’s Thirsty Thursday y’all and I wanna see your beautiful faces. Post a pic that makes you feel confident 👇
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Marla ⚖️🍉
4 years
The NHL is coming back to ESPN so I can’t wait to hear them discuss literally everything but the hockey game they’re airing.
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Marla ⚖️🍉
4 years
And while we’re at it, THIS IS ALSO OKAY
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Marla ⚖️🍉
5 years
Height: Sign Shoe size: Josh Zodiac: Donaldson Tattoos: and Piercings: Win Favorite Color: the Favorite Food: World Favorite alcoholic drink: Series
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